Cristen Cremes. Always makes me cream
You'd think it would be hard to come up with new things to say about Cristen because I've reviewed her quite a few times. But she continues to surprise me and provide new material to talk about. I hadn't seen her in a couple weeks (shortage of funds) but we got together at her eastside motel yesterday. I had been working outside and was a bit grimy when I arrived so I asked if I could take a quick shower and, as expected, that was not a problem. What I did NOT expect, though, was the surprise of her joining me after I had been in there for a couple minutes. After several long, wet kisses, she grabbed the soap and began lathering me up without missing a spot, both front and back. Then she kneeled down in front of me and continued with the soap paying close attention to all the "sensitive" areas making sure they didn't get missed or shortchanged, all the while looking up at me with a sexy "How you doing, Lover Boy" kind of look on her face. Damn! I had to tell her to ease off or else I would have lost it right there. After several minutes of that she handed the soap to me and it was my turn to soap her up and, of course, I went to town on her. Wow. Talk about foreplay!
We got out of the shower and could barely dry oursleves off because we were both so hot, horny and ready to hit the bed. With squeaky clean bodies we couldn't resist the temptation to lick, suck and taste each other all over so the next 10-15 minutes were all oral. She popped several times and I know they were real because I could feel and taste the excitement. She then finished me off with her customary near-perfect BBBJ and CIM.
Cristen and I have developed somewhat of a special relationship and we have a fantastic comfort level with each other. Even with that as a starting point I find it amazing that she's able to continuously add new levels of excitement. Man, what a tiger!
Victoria2 (Greek God / Greek queen)
So I saw this ad like I'm sure the rest of us also saw:
[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/0/posts/1-Independent-Escorts/1-Independent-Escorts/32536--Greek-God-I-screen-new-clients-.html[/URL]
Knowing it was likely TGTBT I still thought, "wow, this woman's assertive. Let's give this a shot. ".
So I emailed this message to her, "Hi, I'm a USA senior member in good standing and saw your ad on the USA Classifieds site. I just sent you a PM, too and my email address here is from my private email account. So, what's the next step? Thank you. ".
Based on her immediate reply (below), I'll pass. Not only because of the ridiculous process "she" insists on but at her rates I'd sooner call an EE girl and get more reliable and better results anyway (but likely minus the islands trip). Plus, the line in her ad where she justifies her money card screening process crap by saying it's because it "PROTECTS ME AGAINST RAPISTS / SERIAL KILLERS" is just a little over the top for me. Anyone jump through her hoops yet?
Tommy.
Here's her form letter email reply to the above:
Thanks for your interest. I love life. I have a day job I am very discrete and I am very clean I don't have any sickness or any diseases. I can be naughty hope you are to. I prefer overnights you get the full satisfaction with no rush you can take your time and enjoy this body of mine!!
Please find my rates and screening method below:
1 HOUR MINIMUM 300 ROSES.
3 HOURS 500 ROSES.
OVERNIGHT 800 ROSES.
24 HOURS 1000 ROSES.
I am a thorough professional: therefore I conduct a stringent screening process before meeting anyone. New Clients need to meet my screening requirements of a 50% deposit of the total session rate. This is only a once- off thing for new clients only!! : This is due to my past experience with bad clients and law enforcement.
To book a session with me, you must book ASAP to avoid any conflicts in availability.
I do ask for instant booking confirmation so as to be sure I am talking to a serious minded individual. THIS IS BECAUSE OF MY PAST EXPERIENCES WITH BAD CLIENTS, PROTECTS ME AGAINST RAPISTS / SERIAL KILLERS AND IT ASSURES SERIOUSNESS. SOME MEN don't JUST LIKE / WANT TO PAY AND THIS PREVENTS ME FROM MEETING SUCH MEN.
Booking Confirmations do not have any adverse effect on your session dates. If you are not readily available on your booked dates and times: It might please you to know that I am willing to reschedule without charge. I only see three clients a day so make sure you book on time.
To book:
You need to go in store and buy a RELOADIT RELOAD PACK worth 50% or a PayPal my cash card of your chosen session rates; send me the pin for verification. Reload packs and pay pal my cash cards are sold in store. I could help you locate the nearest store to make the purchase from if need be. Please do not buy any of these prepaid cards: VISA, AM EX, DISCOVERY or MASTERCARD. Meeting time, address, and directions are discussed upon verification of reload pack. Kindly note that Reload pack verification only takes about 5 minutes.
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That shit is fucking funny
[QUOTE=ThomasPaine;3356851]So I saw this ad like I'm sure the rest of us also saw:
[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/0/posts/1-Independent-Escorts/1-Independent-Escorts/32536--Greek-God-I-screen-new-clients-.html[/URL]
Knowing it was likely TGTBT I still thought, "wow, this woman's assertive. Let's give this a shot. ".
So I emailed this message to her, "Hi, I'm a USA senior member in good standing and saw your ad on the USA Classifieds site. I just sent you a PM, too and my email address here is from my private email account. So, what's the next step? Thank you. ".
Based on her immediate reply (below), I'll pass. Not only because of the ridiculous process "she" insists on but at her rates I'd sooner call an EE girl and get more reliable and better results anyway (but likely minus the islands trip). Plus, the line in her ad where she justifies her money card screening process crap by saying it's because it "PROTECTS ME AGAINST RAPISTS / SERIAL KILLERS" is just a little over the top for me. Anyone jump through her hoops yet?
Tommy.
Here's her form letter email reply to the above:
Thanks for your interest. I love life. I have a day job I am very discrete and I am very clean I don't have any sickness or any diseases. I can be naughty hope you are to. I prefer overnights you get the full satisfaction with no rush you can take your time and enjoy this body of mine!!
Please find my rates and screening method below:
1 HOUR MINIMUM 300 ROSES.
3 HOURS 500 ROSES.
OVERNIGHT 800 ROSES.
24 HOURS 1000 ROSES.
I am a thorough professional: therefore I conduct a stringent screening process before meeting anyone. New Clients need to meet my screening requirements of a 50% deposit of the total session rate. This is only a once- off thing for new clients only!! : This is due to my past experience with bad clients and law enforcement.<snipped for brevity>[/QUOTE]There must be some sort of site for crazy chicks where they can cut and paste that shit. It must work at some level, or they wouldn't bother.