Audrey C aka Joss aka Waste of Money
[QUOTE=BakeNCookies;7692113]I second the motion of avoiding her. Since I live in the CS area, and she lives about a mile away, in spite of some negligible reviews, I wanted to TOFTT and see if I could find a new local regular. She doesn't offer incalls at her personal residence, and doesn't have a car either. I never bring unknowns to my house for a first session either. So I opted for the rarely taken car date. I have an oversized SUV, so with the seats down, and some blanket and pillows, things can get done. So opt for a half hour and pick her up. She has a favorite spot across the street from her complex, though upon arrival, there's two cars with their lights on, along with a police car. She tries to convince me its OK, but I'm like "No F way. " So I suggest another idea where there's some unused parking behind a strip mall nearby. BTW. She starts her clock from the moment I picked her up. We get to the safe parking area. Go around into my tailgate, then by the time we get our clothes off, her with scratchy lace like corset still on, and we're about 10 minutes in already. I asked to go down on her, but she says it not allowed, and ad says this, so no problem. Then she goes down on me with a very lazy lackluster slob job. Note I was just showered too. I expected her to take the top off, but she doesn't do that for car dates, where I'm like WTF, really? So about 3 minutes into it, she hands me the condom to put on, then gets on top for CG and it was rather lifeless and the scratchy corset didn't help. About 3 minutes into that, I ask to turn over for some Mish, and she tells me her back is injured and she can't do that position. So then I just ask for some handy time to finish me off. Its a no skills hand shake, that wasn't doing much for me. At about the 23 minute mark, she asks me I'm going to be able to cum, which is a mood killer already. She strokes for about another 30 seconds and says our time is up. I look at my watch, and noted we only started 15 minutes ago, but she said the half hour is for the entire time together. Now I've got blue balls, and kind of pissed. So got my garbs on, returned to the driver's seat. I felt like just leaving her there, with the time's up BS, but I'm a gentleman and took her home.
Definitely up there with the top 10 worst hobby dates in my life. I likely should have posted a warning to our community then, but I didn't want it to be so soon, as it may have come back to me with whatever karma. So I let it go. I figured after this much time goes by, she will have had so many other bad dates, I would just get lost in the crowd.
Save your mario coins for someone that's at least willing to make an effort and not watch the clock.[/QUOTE]Wow things never change with Audrey smh I met her years ago and had a similar experience. The BJ was absolutely horrible and back then she actually looked healthy and not like a corpse. I'll never understand how a ***** with this much mileage can't seem to understand the basic concept of her uh job. Timers, GPS, lame attitude.
BTW the karma is she's dope sick and smoking whatever crumbs she can find probably forever. Oh well.