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[QUOTE=JohnnyMapalo;2866446][URL]http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/atlanta/470-455-4180/1/1074572[/URL]

I molested this chic a few days ago. I was going to be in the Jimmy Carter region on this day and decided to look for something in the area while I was around there. I saw this chic's ad and text her for her info. The price was good but the area she is working out of is kinda shady. I've been to that same motel a few times to visit those $40 chics that used to be on Jimmy Carter so it wasn't too scary. Got to her place in an hours time and called to let her know that I arrived. No answer, so I text her and got no answer as well. Oh boy.

I waited around for 5 minutes then texted her a message thanking her for wasting my time. I drove to a gas station further down the street and she called me some 10 minutes later. She asked me if I was the police then gave me her room number. Ok. I drove back to her motel some 10 minutes later and knocked on her door. Will I repeat, nah. This chics got some nice huge knockers on her but she has a short attention span coupled with inexperience and laziness which makes for a no repeat for me. VIP'ers, read on. Non-VIP'ers, get lost!

Ok, I knocked on this chic door and it was opened almost immediately by a red-boned chic wearing some grey spandex shorts and a black v-neck t-shirt. It looked ok, I guess, if your headed for a jog. I said my hello's as she stood in the doorway staring me down for a good minute. Chic was staring all in my face and shit. I could tell instantly that she may be missing a few screws upstairs. Anyways, I walked in and noticed from she opened the door that the room was very smokey. It felt like I was stepping into a pool hall or something. I told her she must be a heavy cigarrette smoker and she replied that it was weed. Right, like I can't tell the difference between weed and cigarette. I don't know, this chic seemed kinda dotish. She closed the door behind me and I looked to the left to see an ashtray with cigarette butts in it. Hmm. We gots ta talking for a minute as she sat down on her bed and started stripping. I didn't even give or discuss the funds with her yet. Oh well.

She took off her spandex pants to reveal an average ass with no stretch marks or cellulite but it wasn't a full thick ass. Just like half an ass. It looked aight. She then took her t-shirt off to reveal a black bra concealing some big ass knockers. I was like damn, this chics got some big ass tits. They looked like some swollen ass watermelons. I asked her what size were they and she said Double Dee's but there was no way in hell. Those were at least triple Dee's or F's. They were huge as shit, almost too big for her body. She then asked me for the donation which I gave to her. It was 50 bones for 15 minutes. She then told me to get comfortable in which I did, all by myself with no help from her at all. She started placing the donation deep into her purse when her phone rang and yes, she answered it. Great, I'm standing there in my boxers thinking, this is where the pimp comes in right after I hand her the money. It wasn't a pimp though just another customer trying to get some information from her. I overheard him saying $40 and her stating, no $50, quite a few times. This went on for a good 3 minutes as I started having 2nd thoughts about this. Got to love the professionalism.

After the phone conversation, I asked her if she was going to take off her bra too and she did just that after a bit of reluctance. I don't really know why. The bra came off and I was like damn, those are some big ass knockers. If your a tits man you will definitely love this chic. Her tits were huge but had a slight sag to them and mild stretch marks on top and on the sides of them. They also had veins that were visible all around them. Damn! Via text she told me that she was 5'7 150 lbs and she looked every bit of it. Her stomach was flatish with no stretch marks or any signs of childbirth. Her body, I'd say is an "average body". She could use some tightening up at the gym. After she was in her fully glory, she invited me to sit down on the bed and get completely comfortable. I did just that and she handed me a cover to put on all by myself with no help from her at all. Great again! I placed the thin lifestyle cover on my limp shaft then she lowered her head into my lap and gots ta sucking. The sucky-sucky was weak!

The whole time she was sucking she had her eyes fixated on the tv as some Housewives show was on. The tv was on a moderate level the whole time too. After about 2 minutes of half-ass sucking with her watching the tv and having her hand all over my shaft, she stopped sucking and finally looked up at me to tell me, "It's not getting hard". Really, no shit Sherlock. Your barely doing a thing. I just told her that she needs to keep sucking and remove her hands from off my shaft. She went back down again as I pulled her hand away and she started going all-neck on me. Now she's starting to do something. She got off the bed and started going down on her knees but went back to watching the television while sucking again. Ehh. She did this for 3 more minutes, gave me a quick 1 minute hand job then assumed the doggie position. Really, I was only about 3/4 ths swole at the time and she didn't even ask me which position I wanted. Oh well. She bent over in doggie, placed a little bit of ghetto lube on her snatch, and I gots ta stroking. Now, I didn't feel any heat, warmth or grip but she was definitely wet and had some medium friction on her walls. She didn't need any ghetto lube at all.

I got my stroke on but she wasn't positioned too right for doggie. She positioned herself in the lazy dog position but her ass was too low to the bed and her back was too stiff. I tried to position her correctly several times but she kept going back to her old ways of stiff backing and dropping her ass down too low. After about 5 minutes of a bit of frustration, I blew a medium load in the cover and told her I was done with her. She immediately got off the bed and went into the bathroom to get a box of wet wipes. She pulled 2 wet wipes out of the box as I thought she was going to give them to me but she used them to wipe herself off instead. Great, this chic is something else. I had to damn near stretch across the bed to get some wipes. LOL. She didn't have any foul odors at all though as she didn't smell like anything. I got dressed, we conversed for a while and I noticed she had a mouthful of straight white teeth. That kind of caught me off guard. You don't usually see that with these chics. She also has a face full of freckles too that you can't notice from her pics. She's a nice easy going girl but she needs to focus in on her task at hand. Turn the tv and telephone off and give a guy your undivided attention while he's in there. She has a lot of potential as she has some nice swollen ass knockers for those who like more than a mouthful of tits. I'm just not too sure if she knows how to unlock that potential though. Anyways, I'll give her a "6" in looks and a "5" in performance although she didn't do much, performance wise. The 50 bones was well worth the price of admission for seeing those tits though. She needs to sell her tits more in her ad. Oh well. My damage is done here.[/QUOTE]Just texted her and tried to make an appointment for juggs only fun. She told me she was too professional and doesn't do stuff like that then stopped responding. Oh well.

[QUOTE=Bulldog4094;2865524][URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/authentic-russian-bombshell-tall-exotic-fire-and-ice-outcalls-only/37109196[/URL]

Anyone see this chick? I have called and texted but no response. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Be careful. I saw her in Jacksonville for about 3 weeks. She just left. She's also very good. I mean a con artist, a professional and she's damn good. And not a bad fuck either. Here in JAX, she was Ashley from western PA, an awkward country girl, all alone, missing home, who couldn't get any dates except for me. Right off the bat, she started talking about how she needed brakes for her 06 silver Mercedes E 350. And wanted me to give her the donation upfront so she could get her brakes fixed. Red Flag. She was going to take the money, leave to get brakes done and then come back. Right. Anyway, I said no and we did our session, I paid her and off she went. Over the next couple of weeks, I saw her a lot, she even stopped posting and got a job at a local strip club. She never did get her brakes done though, even though she said she did and now had problems with her front left transaxle. My mechanic, who told me the brakes weren't touched, said her car was unsafe to drive and the repair was about a grand. Despite my gut feeling, I offered to pay for it in exchange for 6 visits. Needless to say, she kept blowing me off for week and then she bolted. So, like I said, she's good. She posts but she's looking for a certain type that she has profiled. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK.

[QUOTE=Sneeker;2866322]Hey guys,

Need alittle infor on this one, I know she's been viewd here before tryied looking up post, but I guess it was to old. Yes. Or no. ?ht.

Tp: atlanta. [URL]backpage.com[/URL]/ FemaleEscorts / in-and-out-specials-blondes-have-more-fun-a-thick-and-sexy-fetish-friendly-well-reviewed /37847548.[/QUOTE]Everything is covered, she will do gk session 1. 6 hh and 2 hr.

Hi guys will be in town this weekend wanted to visit a Hispanic house, used to be a few off buford hwy. And one off clairmont, anyone know where they are now?

Any insight on this one?

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[QUOTE=BunnerySgt;2867344]Just texted her and tried to make an appointment for juggs only fun. She told me she was too professional and doesn't do stuff like that then stopped responding. Oh well.[/QUOTE]Professional my ass!! That chic is loopy in the brain. I could tell just by the way she was looking at me. She, just like most of these backpage chics, think alls a guy wants is some lame ass covered service. I'll give her 3 weeks before she starts running $40 specials. LOL. She'll soon realize. BTW, speaking of $40 specials, guess who's now running $40 specials. The chic who was running $400 specials about 2 weeks ago. LOL. I called it too. That chic know she's isn't worth no more than 40-50 bones. LOL.

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[QUOTE=GreekLover6;2867564]Everything is covered, she will do gk session 1. 6 hh and 2 hr.[/QUOTE]She has a humongous ass, did you need a dick extender?

[QUOTE=SgtSoros;2867690]She has a humongous ass, did you need a dick extender?[/QUOTE]Nope, I was born with a cock like the mini baseball bats they give away at the ball park. Haven't met an ass I couldn't touch yet, made a lot of sheet grabbers and pillow biters, LOL.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMapalo;2867640]Professional my ass!! That chic is loopy in the brain. I could tell just by the way she was looking at me. She, just like most of these backpage chics, think alls a guy wants is some lame ass covered service. I'll give her 3 weeks before she starts running $40 specials. LOL. She'll soon realize. BTW, speaking of $40 specials, guess who's now running $40 specials. The chic who was running $400 specials about 2 weeks ago. LOL. I called it too. That chic know she's isn't worth no more than 40-50 bones. LOL.

[URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/meme40specials-today-in-calls-only/37882366[/URL][/QUOTE]These birds would charge us 1000 if they could get away with it. I would pay 5 k to ram Janelle Monae.

This one has been on my list for a while but the pics look too good to be true.

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Has anyone tried to see her?

EW.

I figured I'll save you guys some money and time by not visiting this one. I used to see this chick like 4 yrs ago like crazy at Farrington Village mainly because she was a very cool female and her services was superb. So our cozy little relationship ended when she moved back to South Carolina to do Lord knows what. When she re-emerged back into the streets I noticed one thing about her has changed and it's her body. Those pictures she has posted up in this link is incredibly old and she does not look that attractive anymore. And from what I know and some of you other guys know is that when a woman lose her body it's gone forever and she's a living testament of that.

And to give you guys a better example of how she looked, she gained a lot of weight on her neck and back. And those are too hard places to burn fat off of.

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[QUOTE=BigMoney21;2868073]I figured I'll save you guys some money and time by not visiting this one. I used to see this chick like 4 yrs ago like crazy at Farrington Village mainly because she was a very cool female and her services was superb. So our cozy little relationship ended when she moved back to South Carolina to do Lord knows what. When she re-emerged back into the streets I noticed one thing about her has changed and it's her body. Those pictures she has posted up in this link is incredibly old and she does not look that attractive anymore. And from what I know and some of you other guys know is that when a woman lose her body it's gone forever and she's a living testament of that.

And to give you guys a better example of how she looked, she gained a lot of weight on her neck and back. And those are too hard places to burn fat off of.

[URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/gorgeous-china-doll-california-real-picincalls-only/27006091[/URL][/QUOTE]Hey BM have another link you can share. Her ad's already down. Trying to figure out who this one is.

Ok so I ws intrigued by this girl. Partly because she claimed she was hard of hearing but also because of her body. From the pics she seemed to have a real nice body and cute face.

First off, the pics are real and they don't appear to be old. The girl is young I would side early / mid 20's (she posts as 18). She doesn't look as good in person though. First her ass. IT was nice but it was just an ass. It wasn't as round and juicy as her pics made it look. That's my fault. She is bending over and would appear rounder in that position. I did opt for doggy and it looked the same as the pic so I was satisfied. Now her face. Ehhh. She's not really pretty to me. Her face shot she looks real pretty to me but in person not so much. I haven't seen anything like this in a long time. Like I said it's definitely her but just not as cute in person. Also, she has some baby damage and a huge scar on the side of her body. Looking at the pic below now I can kind of see the scar and some of the baby wear but the pic isn't really clear. In person, she's just not really as hot as her pics would portray. Oh and her tits had some slight hang time (not deflated they were still full). I would say they were Cs and before her baby (s) they were probably nice and perky. If she had no baby damage or tits were still standing all the way up I'd give her body a rating of a 7 or 8 easily.

She IS hard of haring and speaks like she can't hear a damn thing. She uses a combination of lip reading plus your volume if you're speaking load enough. This may be a turn on / fetish for some guys I think she'll do well in the streets LOL.

Opted for doggie only and busted in like 4 minutes. The nookie was nice and warm and wet I must give her that. She had no lube and didn't use ghetto lube either. At first she was as dry as last Sunday's biscuits I couldn't even get in. I was saying to myself lady you need to use some spit but she eventually got wet and it was smooth sailing from there.

Will I repeat? If she's not way down in McDonough then yes. She was posting off 138 then went down there. Not really worth the drive to me but if she's nearby then I'll plow for 50 buks. Very nice girl.

[QUOTE=SonOfAnarchy;2860074]Decided to get out on Friday night and dabble a little bit. I had planned a pretty straight forward evening with a stud that I been fucking for a few weeks now. You know dinner, MJQ, bar then hotel motel and unloading a healthy sample of protein where ever I choose but she flaked on me so no telling what that was about but other wise she saved me about $100-150 dollars of date money so yeah back page was the first move. I checked plenty of ads. Frankly I was tired of see the same old girls. Came across this ad which I seen before.

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She accepts texts so I text her and she responds back. She was running a. 60 special earlier that day. I basically hit her for the hh and she quoted me. 80. I'm down. She's located at a notel on old nasty parkway (yeah there's a old nasty parkway) and text me all the way to her room. It was kind of frustrating because she could have just told me the room number and saved me a lot of looking stupid in the mother fucking lobby. It was like text me when you get to the parking lot. Text me when you get to the third floor. There was a little radio silence after that then I see her come out the room and flag me down.

Check it. Old girl is pretty damn fine. I mean covered in tats but her placement and precision is good. I mean so people look like shit when covered in tats. Just like a cartoon but you can tell she's one if the afro centric "black queen" , huey p types. Petite and slim. About a small b cup breast with a little round ass. When I tell you it made my mouth water a little bit cause I was about to run through it. I place my phone and the donation down and strip down to my underwear and chill on the couch while she says she has to get ready. By get ready I mean she had a couple lines of Tina on the table ready to be snorted. Oh JOY!

I know what you guys are thinking right. But the wolf came out of me. Drug use in that capacity means that I can pretty much negotiate whatever I want. Especially after you get high. Your negotiation skills just went down negative 10 points. So I sit back on the couch and let her juice up while I'm watching the impractical jokers marathon on trutv. LOL. After about 10 minutes and a cigarette, she sit's next to me on the couch, starts stroking my dick and starts telling me about her day. Oh its been slow, I'm not making money, these guys are creeps, they have weird fetishes and that always want bare. I don't do bare. I mean ugh. So I'm thinking in my head damn, I'm going to ask for bare. She asks me about myself. Now comes the "lies". I tell her I'm not from GA (true) , my job has me her and thinking of moving me here for work (lie). She's like your such a cool guy. I mean you act so normal. Whatever that means. Then boom starts ducking my dick.

So now I'm 5 minutes into a BBBJ. I just thought you said no bare? Do I say anything. No buddy. The BBBJ was very subpar. Not anything to even put in this post but yes it happened. Slight dt skills but I'm not a BJ kind of dude anyways. She walks over to the bed, bends over and slides her panties off. She is wearing a neglijay, all black, super sexy and she reaches in the draw and pulls out a cover. I don't protest of course but here we go again. Your such a nice guy, I really like you. Dudes I can tell you I've only spoken about 20 words out of about the 900 she has spoken since I walked into the room. So a smile and being quiet made me the nicest guy she has met on BP?

WhIle she's talking she has the rubber in one hand and my dick in the other and she slide me right in. Tighter than 10 year bolt on a motor mount. I mean wet and creamy or is it creamy and wet! I forgot. I got a handful of those dreads and went straight to work. She arched the back for some deep digging action. She was moaning and grabbing my arms. Open her cheeks up to limit some of the early on friction. I wanted to see how far I could push my domination so I even grabbed the back of her neck and held it as I pounded away. I wanted to switch to Mish but I was like naw. I'm in it now and she holding on to that rubber. Might want to put it on. LOL.

At this point she can probably tell that as I'm slowin down about to blow which I do. Right up in her. At least about three squirts and I put the rest on her back. She was like damn baby that was good. See I told you this pussy was good. Of course I'm confused. We never talked about the pussy. So she cleans me off with a baby wipe, I get dressed and she chatting me up some more. So tells me her real name, she hasn't been doing this long, and wants me to see her from time to time. Time to time turned into Saturday evening. She texted me and we texted and she joined me for endless apps at TGIF and the final four game. I think it's funny how she went sort girlfriend ish like that. I mean 34.68 at TGIF and I got some bomb ass pussy again.

So recap pros: pretty newbie, pretty chatty which I think just makes her very comfortable, don't come off creepy. Definite turn off for her and BBFS and bbj is on the menu if your game is strong and I barely moved a muscle and got it so yeah there you go.

Cons: FOR HER COCAINE IS A HELL OF A DRUG. LOL.

Got me in the door. Thanks "Tina".[/QUOTE]I guess YMMV I saw her today but every thing was covered so I guess she wasn't using at the time. She was slow to answer her texts finally arrived at her room. Defiantly a good looking girl started CBJ then hit it doggy, switched to mish then she rode cg finished in lazy doggy she didn't complain even though I was slow to finish probably won't repeat to many nos.