[QUOTE=Keanu6;1824149]Haha OMG that is hilariously gross.[/QUOTE]I thought they stopped making twinkies
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[QUOTE=Keanu6;1824149]Haha OMG that is hilariously gross.[/QUOTE]I thought they stopped making twinkies
[QUOTE=Quietus; 1823584]I present to you a flexible Sexy Mama:
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So who's going to TOFTT?[/QUOTE]No GREAT story ever begins with I was sober! About 5 month's ago, while extremely intoxicated, I had a nightmare with a "Sexy Mama". In my drunken stupor, I contacted the wrong ad and wound up with this lovely young lady. Since I had driven 30 min. 's to reach my goal and since I was heavily intoxicated, and since the cost was only .50, I decided what the hell. Now I must confess this was the best CBJ that I had ever dreamt of! I couldn't believe the experience! I had to know her secret, which I regretfully was quickly made aware of once she raised her head and smiled at me. She had taken out her false teeth to my horror! I kept my composure until I reached the outside of the notel where I proceeded to give back to mother nature what the bartender had given to me earlier in the night! After awaking from this nightmare, I went straight to the pub and punched that bartender in the head for giving me that horrible mixed drink (s) that totally destroyed my ability to make good decisions. I'm so thankful this was only a dream! I do apologize for sharing this and hope you guys don't think less of me.
*Disclaimer*. No bartenders were actually hurt in the filming of this dream
Well because of all the great reviews about these lovely Asians I decided to reach out to a couple other guys who have seen them and they gave me the info I needed, thanks gents, I appreciate it.
I called the mamasan and asked for an appointment, easy enough. Arrived in the Millenia Mall area and was directed right to the door. Was greeted by the mamasan and lead into a room. Now while I was sitting there I said to myself that whoever walks through that door better be HOT.
Jazmine walked in and WOW, super hot. I couldn't have been happier. Greeted me with a hug. Here comes the dreams. I dreamt that we took a wonderful shower together and then proceeded to lay down and recieve a very nice sensual rubdown with kisses over my entire body. Flipped over and she positioned herself between my legs and paid attention to me for a good 15 minutes before I had to taste her. Went through a couple positions and finished in Mish with her legs wrapped around me not letting go. I was caught in her leg lock with her eyes rolled back and her body completely stiff. I went to pull out but she just wrapped me up harder and pulled me closer. Amazing. After I finally was able to pull free she just looked at me and said "wow". It was an amazing experience and I look forward to going back again.
Harry
11:04 a. M. EDT July 12, 2013 NEW YORK (AP) — Twinkies are making an early comeback at Wal-Mart stores, and they won't be frozen beforehand.
The world's largest retailer says it is selling the snack cakes at about 1, 600 stores starting Friday and that about 3, 000 of its 4, 000 USA stores should have them by Sunday morning, a day before Hostess had said the spongy yellow cakes would start hitting shelves nationwide.
[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;1824159]I thought they stopped making twinkies[/QUOTE]
This has got to be the damn funniest story I've ever read on this board. Remember, we are laughing with you not at you. LOL.
[QUOTE=DBoys01; 1824177]No GREAT story ever begins with I was sober! About 5 month's ago, while extremely intoxicated, I had a nightmare with a "Sexy Mama". In my drunken stupor, I contacted the wrong ad and wound up with this lovely young lady. Since I had driven 30 min. 's to reach my goal and since I was heavily intoxicated, and since the cost was only. 50, I decided what the hell. Now I must confess this was the best CBJ that I had ever dreamt of! I couldn't believe the experience! I had to know her secret, which I regretfully was quickly made aware of once she raised her head and smiled at me. She had taken out her false teeth to my horror! I kept my composure until I reached the outside of the notel where I proceeded to give back to mother nature what the bartender had given to me earlier in the night! After awaking from this nightmare, I went straight to the pub and punched that bartender in the head for giving me that horrible mixed drink (s) that totally destroyed my ability to make good decisions. I'm so thankful this was only a dream! I do apologize for sharing this and hope you guys don't think less of me.
*Disclaimer. No bartenders were actually hurt in the filming of this dream[/QUOTE]
Rusha rush. Is no rush. And a such a sweet little thing. Sweet lips
[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;1824388]Rusha rush. Is no rush. And a such a sweet little thing. Sweet lips[/QUOTE]Did she clean her self read in the past was a waste of time an rip off always wanted to meet her.
Dude we've all been there one time or another. A nut is a nut, but the teeth had me rolling. Especially the Cookie toss after leaving. Thanks for the laugh. SM.
[QUOTE=DBoys01; 1824177]No GREAT story ever begins with I was sober! About 5 month's ago, while extremely intoxicated, I had a nightmare with a "Sexy Mama". In my drunken stupor, I contacted the wrong ad and wound up with this lovely young lady. Since I had driven 30 min. 's to reach my goal and since I was heavily intoxicated, and since the cost was only. 50, I decided what the hell. Now I must confess this was the best CBJ that I had ever dreamt of! I couldn't believe the experience! I had to know her secret, which I regretfully was quickly made aware of once she raised her head and smiled at me. She had taken out her false teeth to my horror! I kept my composure until I reached the outside of the notel where I proceeded to give back to mother nature what the bartender had given to me earlier in the night! After awaking from this nightmare, I went straight to the pub and punched that bartender in the head for giving me that horrible mixed drink (s) that totally destroyed my ability to make good decisions. I'm so thankful this was only a dream! I do apologize for sharing this and hope you guys don't think less of me.
*Disclaimer. No bartenders were actually hurt in the filming of this dream[/QUOTE]
Just coming back from my third visit to the Asians place over by Millennia. Decided to make an appointment to see Eva as she was visiting and had a good review. Had to wait a few moments after arriving in the area, and was pretty sure I was following up another visitor. I must say Eva is unbelievably hot! Her body is flawless, and tan too, while standing naked in those heels it was the hottest thing I had ever seen. While before and after the deed she was cordial and nice, the sensual time left much to be desired. I literally felt rushed from the moment I laid down, some nice caressing on the back and the front, but you can tell when acts are performed for pleasure and then when they are done to simply check the box. The CBJ was definitely of the latter, lasting a mere 30 seconds; and the DATY in 69 she kept her ass at a distance, so I could still chow, but it was uncomfortable. A few positions later the deed was done, as I said she is insanely hot, but she might as well have been one of those lifelike female replicas as there was no connection, and I really didn't even get to enjoy her body as she moved my hands above my head more than once. I had not left their place deflated, but that's how the drive home from this session left me.
Posted this on Escort board but really belongs here:
Noticed she was posting on the Orlando BP board. She is exactly as you see in the pictures, a real little spinner hottie. Only about 5 2 maybe 5'3". Anyways she has great uncovered oral skills and is good all round if not GFE with the kisses. She is a real late night person, at least she seemed to be in Jax when I was seeing her. You might be able to negotiate down to $.20 for 30min her ad says 120 special but I think she means 15 and that aint special! Overall she is worth a visit imo. Enjoy! Now if I can only find NaNa's number while she is up here in Jax.
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[QUOTE=Smokedmeat;1824561]Dude we've all been there one time or another. A nut is a nut, but the teeth had me rolling. Especially the Cookie toss after leaving. Thanks for the laugh. SM.[/QUOTE]I'm glad some of you found humor in this. After month's of therapy, I too, can now chuckle about it (I call her Gummy Bear). I realize I'm new and this probably wasn't the best way to gain any respect on this board but I do believe in being honest.
Stay safe out there and remember to always check the smile first in your dreams!
ArielFlorida. Com She is as advertised. Tall and a great body. She has been reviewed and been in and out of the business for several years. Visits O-town every 10 days or so. Had a great time, non rushed GFE. Had a great time.
[QUOTE=New2Jax; 1824914]Posted this on Escort board but really belongs here:
Noticed she was posting on the Orlando BP board. She is exactly as you see in the pictures, a real little spinner hottie. Only about 5 2 maybe 5'3". Anyways she has great uncovered oral skills and is good all round if not GFE with the kisses. She is a real late night person, at least she seemed to be in Jax when I was seeing her. You might be able to negotiate down to $.20 for 30min her ad says 120 special but I think she means 15 and that aint special! Overall she is worth a visit imo. Enjoy! Now if I can only find NaNa's number while she is up here in Jax.
[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/bst-utifu-mricn-n-12spci-23/8088524[/url][/QUOTE]I have two nights in a row to get a hold of her but everytime her phone goes to voicemail. I will try again since she has good reviews from the Jax area. Thank you for passing along the she is a late night person.
Sounds good hmmm have to get me a gumjob! From her. Is she good looking?
[QUOTE=DBoys01; 1824177]No GREAT story ever begins with I was sober! About 5 month's ago, while extremely intoxicated, I had a nightmare with a "Sexy Mama". In my drunken stupor, I contacted the wrong ad and wound up with this lovely young lady. Since I had driven 30 min. 's to reach my goal and since I was heavily intoxicated, and since the cost was only. 50, I decided what the hell. Now I must confess this was the best CBJ that I had ever dreamt of! I couldn't believe the experience! I had to know her secret, which I regretfully was quickly made aware of once she raised her head and smiled at me. She had taken out her false teeth to my horror! I kept my composure until I reached the outside of the notel where I proceeded to give back to mother nature what the bartender had given to me earlier in the night! After awaking from this nightmare, I went straight to the pub and punched that bartender in the head for giving me that horrible mixed drink (s) that totally destroyed my ability to make good decisions. I'm so thankful this was only a dream! I do apologize for sharing this and hope you guys don't think less of me.
*Disclaimer. No bartenders were actually hurt in the filming of this dream[/QUOTE]
I've searched the thread and cannot find any reference to this one. Only does outcalls which are a problem for me so I would need to get a room. Spoken with her on the phone and she seems OK. Refuses to come to my area. Kissimmee. Which I understand.
Any information or thoughts would be appreciated.
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Stasy safe.
Beady