Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Gaesaeki]Thought the old Mika was closed down for good but heard otherwise recently. Does anyone know if they're back in business? If so, where?

Any info, much appreciated![/QUOTE]

The old MIKA RELAXATION on Kalauokalani has long since closed and the building torn down. There is MIKA MASSAGE at 1608 Kalakaua Ave., phone #943-8700, that opened some time after MIKA RELAXATION closed.
I don't know if there is any affiliation between the two. It is in the same building as Judy Massage at the corner of Kalakaua Ave. and Phillip Street.

[QUOTE=Lahainawhaler]The post by brother Coco Nuts on #3836 is his description of the big boobed girl in the pic when he visited. I wish I knew if the tall big boobed girl from TLC named Teri/Terry/Terri is still working somewhere. When I saw the pic I thought it was her, but the girl there is described as 5'4" (too short) and older.[/QUOTE]The last time I saw that tall girl Terry, she had gone back to Golden on King St. This was sometime last year. I guess she left TLC when Mina left.

I haven't been to an amp in a while so i decided to stop by sakura. Apple greeted me at the door took me to the room and sent in Amy and just like the reports say she is all 10's. But what surprised me the most is that little hobbit is full of energy and the p.c. is the best whew!

[QUOTE=Bobby Gunn]Let's work the math on this:

Take 133 women divide by 12 months equals 11 women a month or little more than 2 a week, doable, if you started at age 20 but I would imagine the drive and desire to do 2 a week decreases as you pass age 35.

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Haha-I am past 35, way past, if anything limiting me from seeing an amp chica it would be funds. If I had the funds I'd go everyday, even at my age.

In all fairness- I haven't posted much but have been amping since I moved back years ago. I didn't discover this site till about several years ago after trying to get info for my Japan trips. Plus the girls that I have been seeing are the same ones that most have already posted.

Like I posted once-the amount of money many of us have spent can be mind boogling-would we do it again yes-except we wish we could eleminate the times when we ripped or got subpar service I suppose.

Did it the other week. A hand printed sign on door read Hanabi Massage. I was hoping to get the Big Titty Sophia. Got her. Super rushed. Massage was shit, even at AMP standards! She sang during the massage, wanted to tell her to shut up. Should not have done FS, but other brain was thinking. FS was rushed. I think she was expecting another monger immediately after me. Nice rack though, looked tasty in standing mish.

I done Junko once before, I enjoyed her body and service better.

Mama apologized and said next time will be longer. Fuck that! Save your money.

[QUOTE=Mipene77]Geez Dude, you don't have to take everything literally. Hell I really don't know for sure if it was thousands, but I will tell you that I have banged a lot and I mean a LOT of chicks. I am 48 now and I can still do three shots a night or more. So I still have desire and bang with the best of them. And as far as where my reports are? Hell, I feel that I have paid my dues on other boards such as the meetingplace.net and the old GAIH boards. Back in the late 90's and early 2000's myself and Mr. K (now Hypo Luxa and Hermes Pan) were THE most frequent posters on both of those boards. So I don't really care nowadays to write any more reviews on this or any other board. If I encounter any "amazing" girls that are worthy of my review time then I will. But I have seen and done it all so I don't have the desire to review. Yes, I still frequent AMP girls but maybe only once a month now. In my prime I was doing up to 4 different AMP girls a day sometimes. Not everyday of course. Besides, I had fun and that's all that matters. Fuck the math![/QUOTE]

That's just the wrong attitude but your entitled to it.

In some parts of the world you monger straight for 3 or 4 days and you simply run out of bullets in the chamber to monger. You can easily do 10 -15 different girls a day and after day 3 your done. Plus, you need days to recover from all the fucking you've done.

Dont take it personally, I wasnt provoking you in any way just that the thousands you reported sounded like an ol fisin tale.

I was browsing the massage therapist on Craigslist and came across this ad for Siam Thai. I am not looking for an ..HE.. but looking for a good massage. I luv the asian persuasion, so did anyone ever try this establishment. some info would be cool, aloha

[QUOTE=Higuy]Got a name for the one with the huge rack?? :-)~~[/QUOTE]
That's Sophia. Poor reviews from fellow mongers. Don't waste your time or money.

[QUOTE=Mipene77]Fuck the math![/QUOTE]No thanks. I'd much rather fuck the girls! :D

But seriously, Mipene has been around for a long time. And while he might not have posted much lately, in the past he's contributed more than his share to our mongering community, and I, for one, appreciate it!

[QUOTE=Stangman808]New provider at Sakura whose name I believe is April. She is either Thai or Viet. April is in her 20's, quite friendly and very petite (Spinner). Good medium massage with HE.[/QUOTE]So whats the hit on the wallet? How would you describe it.? Sensual, jack hammer?

[QUOTE=Exposed]I haven't been to an amp in a while so i decided to stop by sakura. Apple greeted me at the door took me to the room and sent in Amy and just like the reports say she is all 10's. But what surprised me the most is that little hobbit is full of energy and the p.c. is the best whew![/QUOTE]She's gone on bacay for a couple of weeks as of today. She will be sorely missed.

[QUOTE=Crouchingtiger]So whats the hit on the wallet? How would you describe it.? Sensual, jack hammer?[/QUOTE]

I'd say somewhere in between. She alternated between HJ and BBBJ. She also got undressed and climbed on the table for 69. She seemed to really enjoy that. I would see her again.

House: .50
Tip: .80

[QUOTE=Un Holy]I just got back from New York and I gotta tell you guys that we got it good here. It might be cheaper up there but they got some dirty old places and I did not know if I was gonna get robbed or killed or my Jr. cut off. San Fran is good but hard to find good places now that the cops have gone after the AMPS there. San Jose is where I would want to try next.

But we got it good so dont spoil it![/QUOTE]

I figured it out! Dr. "Yu" (U) = unholy, and he just created an alias so that he could get really graphic to test the forum's readers. haha! maybe not really, since the writing style is different (the good dr. actually writes better), but hey, the attitude is pretty much about the same. only difference is one likes to trick girls into BB, and the other just likes to force greek and oral.

I notice unholy is the ONLY one commenting on Yu that isn't speaking out against him, but obviously isn't going to say straight out that he supports him. instead, he just knocks the girls (verbally, as far as we know) once again and calls them ******, implying they deserve that kind of treatment. hey, even neanderthals needed cavewomen for more than sex, since they were able to gather while the cavemen hunted. so thinking a woman is just good for sex is like being sub-caveman. but i guess slapping or physically abusing a woman that's weaker than you around is considered prehistoric, no?

of course, some people's idea of fun is very f'ed up, as proven by Yu. well, if Dr. Yu and U are different people, maybe fate will have them share a cell someday. THAT would be poetic justice.

by the way, i'm from NY, and i've never been to places i had to worry about my life or losing my dick or my money. but as in all things in life, the kind of place you're going to visit depends on the class of person you are. and hey, you get what you pay for. if you think NY is cheaper than here, than you must be going to the REALLY cheap ******.

[QUOTE=Exposed]I haven't been to an amp in a while so i decided to stop by sakura. Apple greeted me at the door took me to the room and sent in Amy and just like the reports say she is all 10's. But what surprised me the most is that little hobbit is full of energy and the p.c. is the best whew![/QUOTE]

I'm not going to sit here and get descriptive. This little one puts out big time. She can take a pounding and then some. The hottest I've seen in Hawaii in awhile. At $.50 it's a steal.
She could get $$$ if she held out. ACG,Mish, Wheelbarrel, Doggie and Sideways. She made my day. All covered, plus she licks balls.

[QUOTE=Diczilla]I always catch one of our city council members hiding at Sundance and trying to say his name is "Tony". I know you're reading this Rod: Busted.[/QUOTE]

Can he pass a law against strippers with bad b.o?