Supereloquent's Reports - Philadelphia

The contest officially opens today, as promised. If you have forgotten the format, here is a link:

[url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?5976-Supereloquent-s-Reports-Philadelphia&p=1088528&viewfull=1#post1088528]Supereloquent's Philly Area Miss SW of the Year 2010 Contest[/url]

Some additional "rules:"

1. You don't have to vote for every category, but every member has one vote per category.

2. I will be nominating a slate for each category but write-ins are acceptable, subject to my approval.

3. In the absence of sufficient voting, I will determine a winner in each category.

4. ANY member who joined this website before the contest was initially announced (11-7-10) can vote; you don't have to live in the Philly area and you don't necessarily have to have any personal experience with the SW you vote for.

The first category is for low-ballers, documented dates for 10 or less. The attached collage shows the nominees from left to right: Brooke, Nicole, Kendra and Jennifer.

In the event there is insufficient voting in this category I am designating Street as the official judge to name a winner.

More categories of nominees are forthcoming.

I'm placing my vote for JENNIFER SuperE. This is going to be great!

La Chic

The first category was low-ballers. The second category is spinners.

Here is the first group of 10 nominees.

Here is a mosaic collage of the first 10 nominees last posted for the 2010 spinner of the year contest.

Key: 6 small pics on the left:

Top Row: Aundrea and Liz.

Middle Row: Ashley and Jamie Lynn.

Bottom Row: Kelly and Jamey.

4 larger pics on the right:

Top Row: Mandy and Jessica.

Bottom Row: Baby Cakes and Bijou

Here are the remaining 8 nominees for spinner of the year. There are 18 in total.

Here is a mosaic collage of the 8 nominees last posted for the 2010 spinner of the year contest.

Across the Top: Rachel, Leigh, Megan, JessicaNJ.

Across the Bottom: Cyndi, Precious, Melissa, Olivia

One vote for BABY CAKES!

La Chic

There are many categories in my 2010 contest. Girls can be nominated and win in more than one category. Members can vote in any or all categories they so choose. It says something about the attitudes of Philly area SWs that I have a slate of 20 nominations for Miss Congeniality 2010. This does not mean there were not many more girls with wonderful attitudes. These were just among the best IMHO. Feel free to nominate more.

What criteria should apply to your voting? It is your vote. You may use any criteria that you think is appropriate in either this or any other category. Perhaps you or someone you know dated one of them and you have a favorite. Maybe you like the way one of them looks. You may have read my reports and felt a particular liking for one over the others. Perchance you just like her cute face, expression or the way she smiles. The criteria are as endless as there are different people and different tastes.

In any event, there are 20 nominees for Miss Congeniality 2010. Here is the first group of 10.

Here is a mosaic collage of the first 10 nominees last posted.

The smaller 6 pics on the left:

Top Row: Baby Cakes, Jamey.

Middle Row: Ginger, Anna.

Bottom Row: Kali, Brittany.

The larger 4 pics on the right:

Top Row: Jamie Lynn, Hottie Nicole.

Bottom Row: "Crazy" Nicole, Cyndi

Okay! Okay! I'm loving this contest. Crazy Nicole gets my vote on this one. Though, if I ever meet Baby Cakes she just might be the one.

La Chic

Here is the second group of 10 nominees, making 20 in total.

Enjoy this and the rest of the contest categories forthcoming.

Here is a mosaic collage of the 10 nominees last posted for my 2010 Miss Congeniality of the year contest.

6 smaller pics on the left:

Top Row: Olivia, Kinky Jessica.

Middle Row: Kitty, Jessica.

Bottom Row: Mindy, Staci.

4 larger pics on the right:

Top Row: Sissy Spacek Nicole, Sparkles.

Bottom Row: Tanya, Leigh.

There are many more categories to come.

Enjoy!

Precious for sure in my book for spinner of the year. This little thing is cute as hell!

You just have to know that the constant crap from this member is annoying me when I interrupt the fun roll I was having on my 2010 Philly Area SW Contest to comment about him.

[QUOTE= Gareth]Wow. I appear to have hit a nerve. So much so that you (Street) actually followed me to another forum to post cryptic comments? Truly weird.[/QUOTE]What's "weird" is that you seem to have a continual hard-on for the pics that respected members post in the Philly Forum. I looked back on your past "contributions," if one could call them that. So many of your posts were virtually the same whining complaints about pics, that I stopped counting. You are both abrasive AND tedious, a deadly combination.

[QUOTE= Gareth]However, this is a forum and 95% of what is posted here is, by definition, opinion. Insofar as there is absolutely, positively NOTHING you can do about others posting opinions you may wish to bend over, pick up your balls and move on.[/QUOTE]You have said something like this many times in the past. Doesn't it seem a little odd to you that so many members think you are a big fat pain in the ass? You SAY you don't care, and that there is nothing anyone can do about it. Au contraire. If enough of us complain to the Admin about your silly, negative, useless horseshit, then there is SOMETHING we can do about it.

[QUOTE= Gareth]Once you've done so we can debate the purpose of this forum in an adult way, which was what my original post was about.[/QUOTE]Your original post was neither adult nor on point with the purposes of this Forum. Those of us who actually DO understand the purposes of this Forum contribute reports of encounters, general intelligence and pics that are useful to other members in finding women for sex. Throwing rocks at such information may seem to you to be a "right" to the expression of your opinion, but it does not do one single solitary thing to further the "purpose of this Forum." So, don't be waving the flag on that issue, because you are standing in quicksand.

[QUOTE= Gareth]It is not my desire to offend[/QUOTE]You are so full of shit with this statement. All we need to do is read your remarks and your negative tone on these matters both now and on numerous previous occasions.

[QUOTE= Gareth]so I'm happy to apologize to you (I lose nothing by doing so - not a problem).[/QUOTE]The "apology" I would like to see is for you to shut up about what others contribute and contribute something yourself. If you have a problem with the kinds of pics others post, then post some yourself to show us the error of our ways. That would be a fitting "apology."

[QUOTE= Gareth]I might add that when I'm offended by a post (as I am by yours occasionally), I promise not to go the Steve route.[/QUOTE]As a major contributor to the Forum I am highly incensed by your many offensive posts to valuable contributors in the Philly Forum, such as Street. I will hold you to your promise to stop your bullshit, and I would hope that others would as well.

This is another specialty category in my 2010 contest. There are 12 nominees in the category. Here are the first 6.

Here is a mosaic collage of the first 6 nominees just posted.

2 pics on the left:

Top: Elektra.

Bottom: Fiona.

Large Center Pic: Dolly.

3 pics on the right:

Top: Brittany.

Middle: Kandi.

Bottom: Cherry

Here is the second set of 6 candidates.

A mosaic collage of the set of 6 candidates just posted.

Pics on left:

Top Pic: Lana.

Bottom Pic: Porscha.

Large Center Pic: Sabrina.

Pics on Right:

Top Pic: Traci.

Middle Pic: Chubby Nicole.

Bottom Pic: Monica

I have found my female counterpart in Sluttypie. In the next few posts I want to share with you some of the offerings in her thread in Louisville, and my reflections on them.

[QUOTE= Sluttypie] Still. I think it SUCKS that I can't post in other forums damnit! I'm really missing the Opinions and Oral Sex and Supereloquent over in Philly. Luckily he and I are friendsies via the Yahoo! Perhaps we shall start a Yahoo group.[/QUOTE]Be of good cheer my naughty, kinky "friendsie." I just adore your turn of words and phrases. You are so much more fun and creative than anyone else I have found on this site. The fact that you could probably also do things to me with your mouth and tongue that have me spellbound just thinking about it... well that's just icing on the cake. I can't wait to schedule a trip to the Ville sometime and see you in person.

[QUOTE= Sluttypie]SuperE and SluttyP's House of Mongrel Madness where both sides of the story can lustily be read. Hehehe [/QUOTE]That has a nice ring to it, and it would be fabulous to hear from both sides of the fence.

[QUOTE= Sluttypie]The men are allowed to tell detailed stories. Like my friend in Philly SUPERELOQUENT. He shows and tells us great stories of mongering awesomeness. What is wrong with what Paul Harvey says in hearing THE REST OF THE STORY? (but only good stuff) [/QUOTE]

I agree SluttyP. You have never advocated talking shit about male clients, just, as you say, "the good stuff." I would love to read some well written stories from the gals' points of view.

[QUOTE= Sluttypie]My friend SuperE is confined to his own thread as am I so while lurking in his I saw this (my report on the Blue Light Special) and thought I'd post it in mine as I found it not only funny but on point as well LOL KinkE you are the best. I will be emailing you soon with more pics for you to mosaic for me.[/QUOTE]KinkE is Sluttypie's pet name for me after she discovered I was into D / s with partners so inclined. She is such a precious, imaginative little minx.

I can't wait to get more pics of you, SluttyP (her pet name with me now) , and I will be pleased to create another collage for you. I saw that you posted the last one I created of my favorites among your cock sucking pics.

[QUOTE= Love To Monger]Hi Slutty!

I'd take a date with you in a heartbeat. I got the feeling that I'll need to hold on with two hands for this ride. You come across as a Real woman. I'm planning my trip to Louisville! [/QUOTE]I am glad to see there is another Philly area monger who appreciates SluttyP's potential. Maybe we should charter a bus to the Ville and have a big party with the Pie! The only problem might be that I could become very jealous. :(

[QUOTE= Sluttypie]I was just musing on my friendship with Supereloquent who can be found in the Philadelphia thread "Supereloquent's Reports in Philadelphia".

It is amusing that two long-winded, colorful, narcisistic (sorry if that offends SuperE or is off on your end) , intelligent, creative people on each end of the spectrum would come together on this site and become friendsies. And now we are both confined to our own respective corners due who we are as people. That's funny. A monger and mongee. We are like little star crossed lovers in this interweb of perversion. He in Philly, myself here in The 'Ville. But oh how dangerously long, hot and filthy the details of the reports would be if we lived closer! Eh KinkyE? I think you would agree. [/QUOTE]Long-winded and narcissistic? : not flattering but probably accurate. But then there is the nice counterbalance of colorful, intelligent and creative, AND worthy of friendship with such an intriguing lady as yourself. A mongee? I continue to be amazed at your pixie-like imagination and facility with the language.

You are quite right that if we lived closer the reports of our encounters would be way too hot for most to handle, LOL.

[QUOTE= Sluttypie]I've been thinking how cool it would be, being that Super is ever the bargain hunter (see post below) to observe and assist hahahah mongering with him. I think that would be so much fun![/QUOTE]I would welcome a sexy, enthusiastic and fun "consultant" such as yourself, SluttyP.

[QUOTE= Sluttypie] Over in Philly they take their SW mongering seriously folks! It is great and hilarious. Currently they have a Miss SW of 2010 with various catagories. The creativy that these fellas show is remarkable and the humor is fantastic.[/QUOTE]The whole point of my contest is to have some fun between Thanksgiving and New Year's Day. It serves a secondary purpose of being a nice review of some of the girls I have been with during 2010.

[QUOTE= Sluttypie] The cool thing is they don't really look down on the chicks, at least it doesn't come across that way to me. They do take great pride in the "lowballing" of the SW which, at first I thought was shitty but I think its funny the way a couple of the fellas go about it. And really. Who can blame them. From the pics, the girls seem to look happy and the fellas are obviously well known hobbyists and heck, I would probably do the same thing LOL truth be told.[/QUOTE]You properly see that most of us do not look down on the girls. Any price discussion that goes on is the way prices would be negotiated in any free market.

[QUOTE= Sluttypie]My point is, they are over there having fun with it. Some of you folks here in Louisville are so droll sometimes with your Google and your TinEye that I'm so suprised that any of you get a piece of twat ever. Out of all the cities that I lurk around in. Louisville has got to be the most boring as far as reports of fun times. Geez, if you aren't TinEyeing or Googling the shit out of someone then you are talking about AMPs and hjs. Who gives a shit about who jerked your shit. Pfft. Where is your humor? Where is your fun? Ohhhh yeah. It got put in it's own little thread didn't it because you people don't mix sexy times and fun. How weird. Louisville is definitly a weird city. Gonzo would not be proud. Just saying, your "Keep Louisville Weird" campaign in tribute to HST. Is working but totally in the wrong way.[/QUOTE]I can't comment on what goes on in your town, but it sounds like a few mongers make it bad for the rest. As far as contributing reports, people are going to do what they are going to do, IMHO. We are fortunate here in Philly to have a great diversity of SWs and many mongers who are willing to share intel. And then there are crazy guys like me, willing to write long and detailed reports and contribute many pictures of the girls I date.

[QUOTE= Sluttypie]Anyway, I do have fun with the chosen ones. I am not saying that there are NO fun people to be had. People who have hung out with me. You know I am not speaking to you, well except you Sunycide and you apparantly are a douchey douche who attacks nice people for no reason.

So, in closing, as I do tend to stray when I get long-winded. I want to go visit Philly now and hang with SuperE and give a crazy long ass detailed report of my doing so! I know you all will read it because you can't quit me. I'm like Brokeback Mountain and shit. Yeah. Hahahahahahaha. [/QUOTE]Hey babydoll, we would curl their hair with a report of our encounter. I bet you are like sex heroin. I would be TOTALLY addicted, sweet stuff!

[QUOTE= Sluttypie]And here is a lovely selection of what you non-fun having people can suck[/QUOTE]A re-post of the pic SluttyP used to illustrate her point is attached.

[QUOTE=La Chic; 1096955]I'm placing my vote for JENNIFER SuperE. This is going to be great!

La Chic[/QUOTE]I am glad that you like the contest. There will be many categories from which to choose, and, hopefully, something for everyone. The amazing thing is that I won't even come close to naming / nominating all the girls I have been with in 2010. Maybe an honorable mention category would be appropriate for all the ones I missed.

[QUOTE=La Chic; 1097269]One vote for BABY CAKES!

La Chic[/QUOTE]There are SO many good candidates in this and all the other categories! Baby Cakes is as sweet as she is good looking and she genuinely LOVES to suck and fuck.

[QUOTE=La Chic; 1097331]Okay! Okay! I'm loving this contest. Crazy Nicole gets my vote on this one. Though, if I ever meet Baby Cakes she just might be the one.

La Chic[/QUOTE]The contest will even get better; I promise.

I don't know why she ever got the nickname "Crazy" because I have always found her to have the sweetest disposition, as you did.

[QUOTE=Jicarlo;1097356]Precious for sure in my book for spinner of the year. This little thing is cute as hell![/QUOTE]Awwww...little Precious got a vote. :)

Aundrea get all my votes!

She has the best attitude of any SW I know. And her performance is right up there with the best!

[QUOTE=Supereloquent; 1097407]You just have to know that the constant crap from this member is annoying me when I interrupt the fun roll I was having on my 2010 Philly Area SW Contest to comment about him.

What's "weird" is that you seem to have a continual hard-on for the pics that respected members post in the Philly Forum. I looked back on your past "contributions," if one could call them that. So many of your posts were virtually the same whining complaints about pics, that I stopped counting. You are both abrasive AND tedious, a deadly combination.

You have said something like this many times in the past. Doesn't it seem a little odd to you that so many members think you are a big fat pain in the ass? You SAY you don't care, and that there is nothing anyone can do about it. Au contraire. If enough of us complain to the Admin about your silly, negative, useless horseshit, then there is SOMETHING we can do about it.

Your original post was neither adult nor on point with the purposes of this Forum. Those of us who actually DO understand the purposes of this Forum contribute reports of encounters, general intelligence and pics that are useful to other members in finding women for sex. Throwing rocks at such information may seem to you to be a "right" to the expression of your opinion, but it does not do one single solitary thing to further the "purpose of this Forum." So, don't be waving the flag on that issue, because you are standing in quicksand.

You are so full of shit with this statement. All we need to do is read your remarks and your negative tone on these matters both now and on numerous previous occasions.

The "apology" I would like to see is for you to shut up about what others contribute and contribute something yourself. If you have a problem with the kinds of pics others post, then post some yourself to show us the error of our ways. That would be a fitting "apology."

As a major contributor to the Forum I am highly incensed by your many offensive posts to valuable contributors in the Philly Forum, such as Street. I will hold you to your promise to stop your bullshit, and I would hope that others would as well. [/QUOTE]You sure took the bark of that Little Boy! Thanks.

Street

Vote spinner: bijou (she's hot, even hotter in person)

Vote Congen: Stacy (she's nice, love to see her again, hard to find.

Love to vote for Jamie Lynn but alas I did not see her in 2010, knew her as a dancer TTS days remerber taking her out for pizza when her so called bf beat her up.

This in my 2 cents worth following your rules.

Thanks!

Aundrea, perfect for a spin on top of junior.

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Misfit

Though I've never enjoyed the pleasure of her company my vote goes to Sabrina. She's been around for years; has always been reviewed positively and has even contributed an opinion or two on this board. I wish more of the girls would step into the 21st century and get online with us. I think their opinions and observations would be of great benefit to everyone. Anyhow, Sabrina should get the trophy for this one! Great contest SuperE.

La Chic

[QUOTE=Street Steve; 1097546]You sure took the bark of that Little Boy! Thanks.

Street[/QUOTE]Any time, pal. I have been trying to keep my comments regarding guys like this to a controlled rant rather than a wild, rampaging rave, even though many deserve a rave. My idol in this regard is Dennis Miller. He can slice someone's head off so cleanly and intellectually with his sharp sarcastic with, that the object of his rant doesn't even realize it until his head is on the floor and his point of view has been altered to looking up between his own legs.

[QUOTE=Drinkuin; 1097543]Aundrea get all my votes!

She has the best attitude of any SW I know. And her performance is right up there with the best! [/QUOTE]I am also going to have an all-around category. A girl can win the overall and in any other number of categories as well. Aundrea is a great pick for this and she will also be a nominee in the overall category. As with any of the categories, the criteria for winning are as plentiful as the different tastes of members voting.

[QUOTE=Sam Iam;1097553]Vote spinner: bijou (she's hot, even hotter in person) [/QUOTE]I will have to agree. Bijou is a classic combination of a great attitude and terrific sexual skills in a tight, hot, little sensual package.

[QUOTE=Sam Iam]Vote Congen: Stacy (she's nice, love to see her again, hard to find.[/QUOTE]I haven't seen Staci around for a while either. That's too bad because she is a sweetie.

[QUOTE=Sam Iam]Love to vote for Jamie Lynn but alas I did not see her in 2010, knew her as a dancer TTS days remerber taking her out for pizza when her so called bf beat her up.[/QUOTE]I want to emphasize that it isn't necessary that you dated the girl for whom you vote in 2010, or any time at all for that matter. You don't even have to be from the Philly area. Your criteria for selecting a girl in any category you choose to vote in can be anything you want it to be. BTW you are also welcome to change your mind and change your vote right up to the deadline.

[QUOTE=Sam Iam]This in my 2 cents worth following your rules.

Thanks! [/QUOTE]The only "rules" regarding votes are the simple ones I stated at the beginning of the contest, and, like I said above, anyone can vote for whatever reason and you don't necessarily have to have dated the girl.

Here is a link to the "rules:"

[url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?5976-Supereloquent-s-Reports-Philadelphia]Supereloquent's Philly Area Miss SW of the Year 2010 Contest[/url]

[QUOTE=Misfit; 1097556]Aundrea, perfect for a spin on top of junior.

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Misfit[/QUOTE]Aundrea is smart, sweet, sensual, skilled and genuinely loves to suck and fuck. What's not to like? :)

[QUOTE=La Chic;1097595]Though I've never enjoyed the pleasure of her company my vote goes to Sabrina. She's been around for years; has always been reviewed positively and has even contributed an opinion or two on this board.[/QUOTE]A history of great reviews is as good a reason as any to vote for a candidate. Sabrina is an excellent choice for a number of other reasons including personality, skills and a genuine like of sex.

[QUOTE=La Chic] I wish more of the girls would step into the 21st century and get online with us. I think their opinions and observations would be of great benefit to everyone.[/QUOTE]I agree. Their points of view would be interesting and would be a different "voice" than we normally hear on this board, as long as it is from an educational perspective, and not as a platform to piss and moan about their male clients. However, look what happened when Hottie Nicole tried to innocently talk to us. A few assholes got on her about shaving her bush and her grammar? It's no wonder girls don't want to be on line with us when that shit happens. They take enough garbage on the K, and with customers, without suffering on-line abuse on top of it. A girl needs to have a very thick hide, and understand that it is just a few rotten apples out there who make it seem like the whole barrel is spoiled. My friend Sluttypie in Louisville is a prime example. She is a smart and witty gal who knows how to dish back to these guys what they dish out. But, because she is controversial in this regard she has been confined to her own thread. Does that sound familiar? LOL She is a woman I have gotten to know and adore from afar for her intelligence, feistiness, kinkiness and sensual charm. She would be a prime candidate for Chubby gal of 2010 if she lived in the Philly are, which I wish she did! I love chubby gals for any number of reasons I have mentioned in previous reports, and I lust for the charms of someone like SluttyP. Attached is my favorite pic of her. The title might be: Cute and Naughty Chubbiness Personified.

[QUOTE=La Chic] Anyhow, Sabrina should get the trophy for this one![/QUOTE]Thanks for your vote.

[QUOTE=La Chic] Great contest SuperE.

La Chic[/QUOTE]Thank you and you are quite welcome. There is a lot more great stuff to come in the contest!

People have different definitions for what a MILF is. Mine is simple: a gal 30 or over. Why that cutoff? It is somewhat arbitrary to be sure, but there are a few reasons I apply it to SWs on the K:

1. The vast majority of SWs in the Philly area are 18-29, so 30 and above is somewhat of a rarity. I have only 7 total MILFs to present to you as candidates for 2010, as opposed to as many as 20 in other contest categories (with many others to spare) , so reality confirms my supposition in this regard.

2. Most gals I have encountered, civvie or SW, seem to be genuinely into sex by the time they hit 30. With late teens and 20-somethings it is hit or miss. Some love sex, but most are just going through the motions. It is a biological fact that most women hit their sexual peaks in their 30s, and sometimes even their 40s, as opposed to men sexually peaking at 18. Such is the cruel joke nature plays on us and the reason so many "cougars" are looking for young men.

3. There seems to be an accumulation of experience which, combined with true sexual desire, makes MILFs usually excellent cock suckers, and have a healthy appetite to fuck. They might not look as good as their 20 something counterparts, but what they lack in comparative beauty they can often IMHO more than make up for in performance.

With all that said, here are the nominees on the MILF division for my 2010 SW of the Year Contest.

Here is a mosaic collage of the MILF Division candidates.

Top Row: Linda, Candace, Babs aka Lisa, Gabrielle.

Bottom Row: Angel, Camille, Mary Beth

[QUOTE=Drinkuin; 1097543]Aundrea get all my votes!

She has the best attitude of any SW I know. And her performance is right up there with the best! [/QUOTE]I would have added another pic of Aundrea to my previous reply, to remind everyone what she looks like, but you only get an hour now to edit with the new software rather than 24 hours. So, you have to have your good ideas for changing your mind quickly, or before you even start posting.

It's better late than never: here is a different pic of Aundrea than the one I posted for the contest, which notes another positive point about her: she has the flexibility of a gymnast.

[QUOTE=Drinkuin; 1097543]Aundrea get all my votes!

She has the best attitude of any SW I know. And her performance is right up there with the best! [/QUOTE]Aundrea is also great in a 3 some. Here is a reminder of that: Amber licking Aundrea's cootchie.

[QUOTE=La Chic; 1096955]I'm placing my vote for JENNIFER SuperE. This is going to be great!

La Chic[/QUOTE]Here is a reminder for everyone what Jennifer looks like, courtesy of Street.