EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[QUOTE=Aj999;5105438]I went to my first AMP last week and reported on it in the Joliet section but was in Plainfield! Got HE for my first time from tricks and tips posted on here so thank you! There was just a slight language barrier but still all in all good. Now I want to try a European but don't want to go to a condo or anything. Are there any currently open and worth it? I live in the lemont Roland area and willing to travel slightly but not to the city. Any help much appreciated! Thank you guys.[/QUOTE]Most of the European action resides where the Russians do. Primarily the burbs surrounding Northbrook. The best advice I can give is for you guys to scroll through the posts in this thread. Bear in mind that service was already getting slim in the EMP circles before COVID. The Euros who still immigrate to Chicago either go to work for the FS agencies or they get legit jobs doing nails and hair. Not trying to dissuade you, as much as I'm recommending that you test out something new (or tried and true) and report back.

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/183036[/URL]

Is this a Rub shack? She told me she is independent but her address is in an office. She said just massage happy ending for $. 5 half $$ hour, and then $1 K for FS covered. Just want to check if you guys know her or what type of services she offers, because her verbiage sounds like the way Bella One Spa in Roselle (rubshack) used for their ads. Thanks.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;5107136]Most of the European action resides where the Russians do. Primarily the burbs surrounding Northbrook. The best advice I can give is for you guys to scroll through the posts in this thread. Bear in mind that service was already getting slim in the EMP circles before COVID. The Euros who still immigrate to Chicago either go to work for the FS agencies or they get legit jobs doing nails and hair. Not trying to dissuade you, as much as I'm recommending that you test out something new (or tried and true) and report back.[/QUOTE]For me it doesn't have to be Euro. Looking for a nice non-asian (I like to kiss) in the Joliet / Aurora area. Thank you for the response.

[QUOTE=Lance18;5107928]For me it doesn't have to be Euro. Looking for a nice non-asian (I like to kiss) in the Joliet / Aurora area. Thank you for the response.[/QUOTE]Yea I'm just looking for non Asian also. Thank you for the response dr. It's much appreciated.

[QUOTE=RomeoPapa22;5107244][URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/183036[/URL]

Is this a Rub shack? She told me she is independent but her address is in an office. She said just massage happy ending for $. 5 half $$ hour, and then $1 K for FS covered. Just want to check if you guys know her or what type of services she offers, because her verbiage sounds like the way Bella One Spa in Roselle (rubshack) used for their ads. Thanks.[/QUOTE]She is legit and provides a good service. Pics are of her and recent, she is hot. She does prefer to play kinky if you want to experiment.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;4735891]Do a search in the EMP forum for Massage Mantra in Northbrook. (847) 868-.

She's very dominant when you are on the table. If you ask for firm or deep, she'll deliver on a therapeutic level[/QUOTE]Recently I had a very professional deep tissue session for 90-min. Educated, talented, good looking woman with a great touch. Wonderful sense of humor as well. She uses gloves to massage your feet. Very hygienic. Always has a clean room, everything is neat. Door handles, etc. Sanitised (it's important during coronavirus pandemic! Clean sheet and towel every time. Advice: remain quiet, do not initiate any useless conversations and simply enjoy the massage.

[QUOTE=DenisGromov;5110340]Recently I had a very professional deep tissue session for 90-min. Educated, talented, good looking woman with a great touch. Wonderful sense of humor as well. She uses gloves to massage your feet. Very hygienic. Always has a clean room, everything is neat. Door handles, etc. Sanitised (it's important during coronavirus pandemic! Clean sheet and towel every time. Advice: remain quiet, do not initiate any useless conversations and simply enjoy the massage.[/QUOTE]Haha. Not trying to be a dick, but this sure sounds like a provider's comment.

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;5111108]Haha. Not trying to be a dick, but this sure sounds like a provider's comment.[/QUOTE]It totally does, as this post is from April. Perhaps her waxing business is not doing that great. In any event, the last few posts don't belong in the Emp forum portion. I know things are slow in Euro land but RTFF. It is the Euro massage area, which mods are nice enough to give us, not the non Asian area.

[QUOTE=ItsHowdyDoody;5111143]It totally does, as this post is from April. Perhaps her waxing business is not doing that great. In any event, the last few posts don't belong in the Emp forum portion. I know things are slow in Euro land but RTFF. It is the Euro massage area, which mods are nice enough to give us, not the non Asian area.[/QUOTE]Def looks like a providers comment. I tried to call in a while back to book for hair removal down there and she messaged me that I had to show my driver's license in because of the nature of the requests they get during the session. No thanks, I'm all about discreet. As a result, I've never checked it out.

I also called Seventh Heaven massage today and spoke with Veronica. 80 hr /60 hr and wasn't giving the impression that more was on the table by her tone. She tried to set me up with Victoria but I just called back and cancelled as I didn't want to waste either of our time.

Anyone hit up Sarah on Shermer in NB recently? Never got more than L1 with UTC roaming. Wondering if things have changed. PM me if you prefer.

[QUOTE=EdCarbone;5114524]Anyone hit up Sarah on Shermer in NB recently? Never got more than L1 with UTC roaming. Wondering if things have changed. PM me if you prefer.[/QUOTE]I think that probably going to be the limit of her options. Sure it would be nice if more was available, but her service is fantastic IMHO. I would say it's comparable to a session with Veronika, except Veronika would go nude. The massage is pretty good, her attitude is great and I like how she thoroughly towels you off. Almost like an added perk to the massage. We should just enjoy what we have and not blow it by spooking her off.

[QUOTE=Zeuss;5116039]I think that probably going to be the limit of her options. Sure it would be nice if more was available, but her service is fantastic IMHO. The massage is pretty good, her attitude is great and I like how she thoroughly towels you off. We should just enjoy what we have and not blow it by spooking her off.[/QUOTE]Almost blew it with my cock (And then I did!! LOL). Eyes bugged out as I rose to the occasion! "Geez, Mister! IDK if I should charge you double or give it for free" she quipped. Asked her if she'd like to probe further. She said," No way is that "thing" going anywhere near inside me" Double handed h / j to perfection! Nice towel off and stood there laughing as I struggled to stuff The Ivory Python back in it's place!!

[QUOTE=Zeuss;5116039]I think that probably going to be the limit of her options. Sure it would be nice if more was available, but her service is fantastic IMHO. I would say it's comparable to a session with Veronika, except Veronika would go nude. The massage is pretty good, her attitude is great and I like how she thoroughly towels you off. Almost like an added perk to the massage. We should just enjoy what we have and not blow it by spooking her off.[/QUOTE]You aren't going to spook her off. Many have pmed me about her before, stating she denied them anything above a legit massage. So, she picks and chooses it would seem.

Veronika does do nude at 7th, but it is not at all free. She is one of the more expensive Euros, and also experienced, so some of the luster is gone. Would loved to have seen her like 15 years ago.

[QUOTE=ItsHowdyDoody;5116728]Veronika does do nude at 7th, but it is not at all free. She is one of the more expensive Euros, and also experienced, so some of the luster is gone. Would loved to have seen her like 15 years ago.[/QUOTE]She was one of my first Euro experiences, back in the early 2000's. Slender, feminine, and accomodating. I had only a handful of EMP sessions under my belt, up until that point. She started with a firm pressure massage, hot rocks, and plenty of reaching under. I never experienced such a thing before. When she ended it by unzipping her Adidas top and finishing me slowly, I was forever hooked.

She acts more spooked now. At one point, she tried pawning off her clients to other older Euros. She's made herself more available in recent years. However, the hot rocks are gone and so is the tempting teasing during the session. I will give her credit. For a woman probably in her late 40's, her physique is still fit and trim.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;5116872]She was one of my first Euro experiences, back in the early 2000's. Slender, feminine, and accomodating. I had only a handful of EMP sessions under my belt, up until that point. She started with a firm pressure massage, hot rocks, and plenty of reaching under. I never experienced such a thing before. When she ended it by unzipping her Adidas top and finishing me slowly, I was forever hooked.

She acts more spooked now. At one point, she tried pawning off her clients to other older Euros. She's made herself more available in recent years. However, the hot rocks are gone and so is the tempting teasing during the session. I will give her credit. For a woman probably in her late 40's, her physique is still fit and trim[/QUOTE]Which days she is working?

Nothing like busting your MP / HE cherry. Brings back memories.

[QUOTE=Aj999;5105438]I went to my first AMP last week and reported on it in the Joliet section but was in Plainfield! Got HE for my first time from tricks and tips posted on here so thank you! There was just a slight language barrier but still all in all good. Now I want to try a European but don't want to go to a condo or anything. Are there any currently open and worth it? I live in the lemont Roland area and willing to travel slightly but not to the city. Any help much appreciated! Thank you guys.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ItsHowdyDoody;5116728]You aren't going to spook her off. Many have pmed me about her before, stating she denied them anything above a legit massage. So, she picks and chooses it would seem.

Veronika does do nude at 7th, but it is not at all free. She is one of the more expensive Euros, and also experienced, so some of the luster is gone. Would loved to have seen her like 15 years ago.[/QUOTE]You missed out! I first saw her 15-20 years ago. Haven't seen her for like 11 years. She was really hard to see then, had that Chicago office and spent a lot of time down there. Her nude sessions weren't cheap, but they weren't really too out of range either. Worth it in my book!

A couple years ago, I met a 50's something euro. Not hot, but attractive with a full figure. Had massage with a nice he. Saw her a couple more times and then after one session she asked me to lunch so we went somewhere around NB. A couple days after she invited me to her apt. Her roommate was working at a emp during the time I was there. I won't get into the details but she was more horny than one of these early twenty something Latinas. I was there for about three hours. We met up for about a year after between her place and hotels when her roommate was home. She told me she was going back to Russia to visit but I was told she never came back. Was hoping to find another one but got shut down a few times when I asked them to lunch. Was hoping to revisit that situation again.

Anyone been to Maria's in the bronx lately? I haven't been there in a couple of years. Was wondering if there were any significant changes.

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;5119706]A couple years ago, I met a 50's something euro. Not hot, but attractive with a full figure. Had massage with a nice he. Saw her a couple more times and then after one session she asked me to lunch so we went somewhere around NB. A couple days after she invited me to her apt. Her roommate was working at a emp during the time I was there. I won't get into the details but she was more horny than one of these early twenty something Latinas. I was there for about three hours. We met up for about a year after between her place and hotels when her roommate was home. She told me she was going back to Russia to visit but I was told she never came back. Was hoping to find another one but got shut down a few times when I asked them to lunch. Was hoping to revisit that situation again.[/QUOTE]Can't wait to see the look on my 51 yr old AMP g / f when her 23 yr old smoking hot g / f goes back to Thailand!!

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;5119706]A couple years ago, I met a 50's something euro. Not hot, but attractive with a full figure. Had massage with a nice he. Saw her a couple more times and then after one session she asked me to lunch so we went somewhere around NB. A couple days after she invited me to her apt. Her roommate was working at a emp during the time I was there. I won't get into the details but she was more horny than one of these early twenty something Latinas. I was there for about three hours. We met up for about a year after between her place and hotels when her roommate was home. She told me she was going back to Russia to visit but I was told she never came back. Was hoping to find another one but got shut down a few times when I asked them to lunch. Was hoping to revisit that situation again.[/QUOTE]If you grind on with the hobby and meet local girls, outside the agency action is almost assured. I get a few every year and they are prime opportunities to unleash the perv in me. Make sure to use a carrot on a stick.

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;5119711]Anyone been to Maria's in the bronx lately? I haven't been there in a couple of years. Was wondering if there were any significant changes.[/QUOTE]Went there several weeks ago. Don't remember her name but blonde 30's something MT was open for everything. L1, L2 and I'm not sure about L3. Act was kinda put on but performance was good for a B rated film.

[URL]https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/Allal763[/URL]

Saw her this week for an hr massage. I'd say mid 40's with a little extra weight on her. The massage was OK but not really that good. She was OK with roaming but she doesn't stay in one spot for more than ten seconds so I gave up. There was a decent amount of teasing before the flip which had me ready. After the flip she lotions up and goes to work, one hand rubbing asshole and balls while the other made me erupt. Cleaned me up then did a light leg massage for a minute then told me it would be 75 for the massage. I got dressed and gave her 120.

Hey is there something going on with this place I'm unaware of? Called at 11 am today, 2 girls working, nothing available?

PM me.

JC.

Anyone been to any of the places on Shermer. Been away from there for awhile and since I've been going back I've been getting legit massages. Great ones but I like the teasing and endings I've been used to in NB.

[QUOTE=JesusCollins;5121927]Hey is there something going on with this place I'm unaware of? Called at 11 am today, 2 girls working, nothing available?

PM me.

JC.[/QUOTE]There is one who is doing more. Not a good sign for the biz. No PM, visit and see.

This post is a reminder for those who already know and a tip for newbies.

I ordered incall massage from seeing a photo of the therapist on an app. Real pretty girl and did some googling research. I texted her and traded texts. The therapist arrived on time, looked pretty in yoga attire.

The session was ok but and ending was not provided. Its not one of those where you have to see multiple times to get an ending. There is was and won't be any ending.

Overall the experience was nice, girl was friendly. No draping etc.

Here is the damage and the lesson. Never ever EVER pay close to 300 for a rub without ending! Do NOT do that. I know its more for incall but the Little WIMP took over and said give her a try. I should know better. No one is worth 300 without an ending. PM me if you want to see how she looks or want info. Nice girl, pretty (not super hot), good personality. The point of this post is do not pay so freaking much for 90 min. I have no clue how these type of therapists stay in business. Actually I do, by being attractive and waiting for some desperate guys. Comparing this experience to say, Audra's, I would take Audra's everytime! Its less expensive and provides all I am looking for. No could have visited twice and still paid less than incall.

I want my money back! Could have spent it donating to a worthy cause other than TheWimp!

What a waste!

Happy Holidays My Friends!!

[QUOTE=Truthfu11;5121482]Went there several weeks ago. Don't remember her name but blonde 30's something MT was open for everything. L1, L2 and I'm not sure about L3. Act was kinda put on but performance was good for a B rated film.[/QUOTE]There were some GPS issue a while ago with Irina (early 20's also worked as Inca at Creative). How was the tipping situation at Maria's in your recent visit?

[QUOTE=TheWimp;5122713]There is one who is doing more. Not a good sign for the biz. No PM, visit and see.[/QUOTE]My point was how were they booked solid? And I think the "one' doing more isn't doing more any more.

[QUOTE=TheWimp;5122781]This post is a reminder for those who already know and a tip for newbies.

I ordered incall massage from seeing a photo of the therapist on an app. Real pretty girl and did some googling research. I texted her and traded texts. The therapist arrived on time, looked pretty in yoga attire.

The session was ok but and ending was not provided. Its not one of those where you have to see multiple times to get an ending. There is was and won't be any ending.

Overall the experience was nice, girl was friendly. No draping etc.

Here is the damage and the lesson. Never ever EVER pay close to 300 for a rub without ending! Do NOT do that. I know its more for incall but the Little WIMP took over and said give her a try. I should know better. No one is worth 300 without an ending. PM me if you want to see how she looks or want info. Nice girl, pretty (not super hot), good personality. The point of this post is do not pay so freaking much for 90 min. I have no clue how these type of therapists stay in business. Actually I do, by being attractive and waiting for some desperate guys. Comparing this experience to say, Audra's, I would take Audra's everytime! Its less expensive and provides all I am looking for.[/QUOTE]Correction to the post. I meant "outcall".

[QUOTE=Riina;5120785]Make sure to use a carrot on a stick.[/QUOTE]OK, you totally got me pondering this, but what kind of carrots (carats? I hope not) do you dangle from your stick?

For new guys, never ever commit more than $70 unless you're sure a happy ending is included. Getting ripped of the door fee for a new AMP is par for the course. It happens sometimes. Even then. Once you realize a HE is not likely. You can abort and ask for your money back. But no way should you ever get taken for 300!

[QUOTE=TheWimp;5122781]This post is a reminder for those who already know and a tip for newbies.

I ordered incall massage from seeing a photo of the therapist on an app. Real pretty girl and did some googling research. I texted her and traded texts. The therapist arrived on time, looked pretty in yoga attire.

The session was ok but and ending was not provided. Its not one of those where you have to see multiple times to get an ending. There is was and won't be any ending.

Overall the experience was nice, girl was friendly. No draping etc.

Here is the damage and the lesson. Never ever EVER pay close to 300 for a rub without ending! Do NOT do that. I know its more for incall but the Little WIMP took over and said give her a try. I should know better. No one is worth 300 without an ending. PM me if you want to see how she looks or want info. Nice girl, pretty (not super hot), good personality. The point of this post is do not pay so freaking much for 90 min. I have no clue how these type of therapists stay in business. Actually I do, by being attractive and waiting for some desperate guys. Comparing this experience to say, Audra's, I would take Audra's everytime! Its less expensive and provides all I am looking for. No could have visited twice and still paid less than incall.

I want my money back! Could have spent it donating to a worthy cause other than TheWimp!

What a waste!

Happy Holidays My Friends!![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;5122008]Anyone been to any of the places on Shermer. Been away from there for awhile and since I've been going back I've been getting legit massages. Great ones but I like the teasing and endings I've been used to in NB.[/QUOTE]I've been to 5, 6 & 7 the last couple of months and been taken care of by each, didn't go to the 0110 place, but the other one who shares space. Never had any luck with 0110 and the boss is a nutcase psycho. Not much on the way of eye candy down there though.

I've visited Norwood twice in the last two weeks. I don't understand the obsession with this place, but to each their own. I've seen both Nancy and Crystal. IMHO when comparing the two: Looks: Crystal Massage: Crystal Personality: Crystal Boobs: Crystal Pricing on L1: Crystal. I do not believe anything more than L1 is on the table and Nancy tried to get more that what it is worth. Crystal was $.60. House fee is $60 for an hour. I'm at the point though for $1.20 I can get more services elsewhere. I'm really looking for an independent therapist that works out of her own place since mine moved to Orland Park 6 months ago. PM please.

Anyone ever try or see this one?

[URL]https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/therapeutic-massage-chicago-clarendon-hills-3?select=qnz2eeTjiRbDH-kKPdzwpw[/URL]

PM me if you prefer.

[QUOTE=EdCarbone;5127695]Anyone ever try or see this one?

[URL]https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/therapeutic-massage-chicago-clarendon-hills-3?select=qnz2eeTjiRbDH-kKPdzwpw[/URL]

PM me if you prefer.[/QUOTE]I tried last year and was legit.

[QUOTE=Coachvan;5126032]I've visited Norwood twice in the last two weeks. I don't understand the obsession with this place, but to each their own. I've seen both Nancy and Crystal. IMHO when comparing the two: Looks: Crystal Massage: Crystal Personality: Crystal Boobs: Crystal Pricing on L1: Crystal. I do not believe anything more than L1 is on the table and Nancy tried to get more that what it is worth. Crystal was $.60. House fee is $60 for an hour. I'm at the point though for $1.20 I can get more services elsewhere. I'm really looking for an independent therapist that works out of her own place since mine moved to Orland Park 6 months ago. PM please.[/QUOTE]Respectfully, I don't see the obsession with the EMP. Mongers are really overpaying to end up with a nude L1, and pay, in some instances, $300 for it. I guess to each his own. But that type of cash at a MP?

That's a lot of cash for your girl.

From at least the mid 90's to the mid 2000's, Russian, Ukrainian and Polish MTs with at least L1 were all over Chicagoland. And I rarely paid more for them than I did for an Asian MT. Besides that they usually had bigger boobs that most were happy to put to good use. Up until about 2010 there were at least 3 EMPs I could go to in the Northern burbs alone, and in the city at least a dozen. That plus all the independents that advertises on BP and Craigs. As other have pointed out, since then they've either gone away or caught GPS. So yeah, it's an obsession with what used to be.

[QUOTE=Dbiz01;5129729]Respectfully, I don't see the obsession with the EMP. Mongers are really overpaying to end up with a nude L1, and pay, in some instances, $300 for it. I guess to each his own. But that type of cash at a MP?

That's a lot of cash for your girl.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dbiz01;5129729]Respectfully, I don't see the obsession with the EMP. Mongers are really overpaying to end up with a nude L1, and pay, in some instances, $300 for it. I guess to each his own. But that type of cash at a MP?

That's a lot of cash for your girl.[/QUOTE]For AMPs, I keep getting older and the therapists remain the same age "50+". AMPs provide zero challenge. Every AMP provides standard finish and more. Every AMP tip is for standard finish only is the same, they ask for 50 and settle for 40. Also, the session can be rushed as more mongers stop in to have a session. AMP use to be fun but now any AMP, you could be minutes away from being at the wrong place at the wrong time.

For Euros- the rate for 90 min is same at 110. The therapists also prefer 40-60 for standard finish. Although, the ones that I visit do not negotiate services during the session. That is a positive because its a safer route for me. The therapists are also prettier than AMP therapists. The Euros are newer to this biz and cautious. There is always a chance you walk away with nothing but a good massage by pretty Euro.

The post that I wrote where I spent close to 300 was my fault. I should have known better but I decided to take a chance. The rate actually started at 160 total (tip included) for outcall. But then I asked for another type of massage that I noticed on the website. The specific massage was 275 all in. That was a ridiculous rate for 90 min and I know better. I would never pay that much again for a rub. Its ridiculous.

Actually there is only one that I would pay that amount, Dyana. Downtown location but stopped doing the finish for me. She is beautiful and provided the best experience that I ever had from a Euro. She runs a legit biz, probably only does for her best clients. No Euro that I've seen can compare to the experiences I had with her.

From my experiences, I do tip high. I have the means to do so and don't subscribe to "set tip rates". I'm in this hobby for myself and pay what I can afford. Some Euros are really nice and I've seen outside of spas for normal activities like lunch, others are cold and its just a business for them.

Any info on her?

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/142044[/URL]