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I saw this "provider" once about 3 years ago when she was in Kalamazoo. Paid for the hour and received the most lackluster massage ever. On the flip (after 15 minutes), the HE was terrible! I was dressed and out of there in 25 minutes. Save your money and skip this one.
Started the night out attempting to go to Happy or Spring this evening both had 2 or 3 cars. So in need of a massage and against my better judgment since it had been years since I have been there I gave TLC a shot and it paid off. Did hour with shower probably one of the best I have had she would soap up and then massage and soap and massage again with some teasing. Massage was good with some more teasing. Then proceeded to suck my soul out of me bb letting me finish with a Russian. Cleaned me up and massaged a little more. She said her name was Penny probably 40 to 50 ish short and thin okay fun bags she was fun throughout. $60 to the door and $120. I would repeat. Hopefully it lasts there.
Had a dream of Jessica at stadium and 6th on Saturday. I had an appointment, no wait, Massage was good, lots of teasing. After the flip, she asked for tip, (being I've been with her a few times and know what to expect) I obliged. She then turn and pulled her yoga pants and panties down and bent over and I proceeded to do a bit of probing FIV, she played with the boys and FIA but still won't touch the man (until its over then she cleans me up). Not exactly the visit I look for (don't like DIY) but for Kalamazoo. IMO its the best massage with perks. You can get a better massage with less perks and you can get less massage with more perks. As always YMMV.
Have fun and be safe!
Dyno.
[QUOTE=DynoPwr;5573303]Had a dream of Jessica at stadium and 6th on Saturday. I had an appointment, no wait, Massage was good, lots of teasing. After the flip, she asked for tip, (being I've been with her a few times and know what to expect) I obliged. She then turn and pulled her yoga pants and panties down and bent over and I proceeded to do a bit of probing FIV, she played with the boys and FIA but still won't touch the man (until its over then she cleans me up). Not exactly the visit I look for (don't like DIY) but for Kalamazoo. IMO its the best massage with perks. You can get a better massage with less perks and you can get less massage with more perks. As always YMMV.
Have fun and be safe!
Dyno.[/QUOTE]What was the damage?
[QUOTE=MD2020;5574544]What was the damage?[/QUOTE]6 for the hour. 8 tip.
[QUOTE=Kazoomick;5559300]I've seen most of the ladies there in recent past. Cici always promises I get her next time I visit. It's funny. Anyhow, saw a new one today and I think her name is Neenta. Or, something approximating that. If she breaks 5 ft I'd be surprised. Cute and thin athletic bod. No idea of her age. Her English is limited but she is flirty. Recommend.[/QUOTE]So turns out "Neenta" is actually "Linda". Saw her again. Recommend.
What a waste of 3 and a half hours. I decided after all of the great reviews for this place I would make the hour and half drive each to check it out. Told the lady that let me in that I wanted a hour massage and asked her who else was working and she said her and another girl. She led me to the room and asked for the house fee. I asked if I could see the other girl and she said no. I said OK that I would leave then. She started walking me out and as we got to the door she yelled something to the other girl and then took me back to a different room and left. A few minutes later the other girl came in and I handed her $60 and she gave me back $20 and said only a half hour. I said OK and she left while I got ready. She came back in and ask what I wanted and I said everything and she ask how much I went to my pocket and gave her $100 and she said $20 more and I obliged. She started with a lack luster BBBJ and I asked her to turn around for 69 (the only good thing about the whole ordeal) she did have a very tasty pussy. I could go on but it doesn't get any better. I left with blue balls! I wouldn't recommend this place to my worst enemy!
[QUOTE=RoadRunner51;5591003]What a waste of 3 and a half hours. I decided after all of the great reviews for this place I would make the hour and half drive each to check it out. Told the lady that let me in that I wanted a hour massage and asked her who else was working and she said her and another girl. She led me to the room and asked for the house fee. I asked if I could see the other girl and she said no. I said OK that I would leave then. She started walking me out and as we got to the door she yelled something to the other girl and then took me back to a different room and left. A few minutes later the other girl came in and I handed her $60 and she gave me back $20 and said only a half hour. I said OK and she left while I got ready. She came back in and ask what I wanted and I said everything and she ask how much I went to my pocket and gave her $100 and she said $20 more and I obliged. She started with a lack luster BBBJ and I asked her to turn around for 69 (the only good thing about the whole ordeal) she did have a very tasty pussy. I could go on but it doesn't get any better. I left with blue balls! I wouldn't recommend this place to my worst enemy![/QUOTE]RoadRunner,
I am with you pal- Never recommend them.
Bummer so much time wasted for you, going to Kazoo / TLC.
Wish we had heard from you before driving.
We'd have advised you- sux there.
Has sucked there for years unfortunately.
Unfriendly, unclean facility, & mostly old women w / GPS!
Not sure where you thought you saw multiple great reviews on TLC / kazoo?
I looked back here- only 2 mentions since Aug.
Only the very last post on them, was positive.
All others for many moons have been bad / thumbs down.
Be safe & well.
JJ.
[QUOTE=RoadRunner51;5591003]What a waste of 3 and a half hours. I decided after all of the great reviews for this place I would make the hour and half drive each to check it out. Told the lady that let me in that I wanted a hour massage and asked her who else was working and she said her and another girl. She led me to the room and asked for the house fee. I asked if I could see the other girl and she said no. I said OK that I would leave then. She started walking me out and as we got to the door she yelled something to the other girl and then took me back to a different room and left. A few minutes later the other girl came in and I handed her $60 and she gave me back $20 and said only a half hour. I said OK and she left while I got ready. She came back in and ask what I wanted and I said everything and she ask how much I went to my pocket and gave her $100 and she said $20 more and I obliged. She started with a lack luster BBBJ and I asked her to turn around for 69 (the only good thing about the whole ordeal) she did have a very tasty pussy. I could go on but it doesn't get any better. I left with blue balls! I wouldn't recommend this place to my worst enemy![/QUOTE]This place has gotten consistently bad reviews. I used to stop in every few months to see if the talent had improved, and it never does. The last time I went I was getting ready and the girl had left the door ajar and I kid you not a Racoon walked into the room. A real live racoon. It didn't seem afraid of me. The girl came back in and yelled at him in Asian and he booked. The only thing I can think of is they must be keeping him as a pet. That was it for me. If you want a really good time visit one of the two spas in Battle Creek. Spring or Happy.
[QUOTE=SlyGuy12;5591364]This place has gotten consistently bad reviews. I used to stop in every few months to see if the talent had improved, and it never does. The last time I went I was getting ready and the girl had left the door ajar and I kid you not a Racoon walked into the room. A real live racoon. It didn't seem afraid of me. The girl came back in and yelled at him in Asian and he booked. The only thing I can think of is they must be keeping him as a pet. That was it for me. If you want a really good time visit one of the two spas in Battle Creek. Spring or Happy.[/QUOTE]This. The place has been terrible for literally a decade. It's the mamasan. She's a horrid and awful person.
[QUOTE=Kazoomick;5594137]This. The place has been terrible for literally a decade. It's the mamasan. She's a horrid and awful person.[/QUOTE]Kazoomick,
I am with you 100% on that opinion dude.
It is Totally the Mamasan.
She's Loud, Rude & Conniving to customers.
Actually in addition, she's The One who Made the Raccoons into frigging pets.
It is Just Like Sly Said re: the Varmints!
She is also the one who allows the "unclean facility".
Plus since she's so nasty, No Good Girls will even Come Work There.
Back in the day, right After they Re-opened, It was OK for a While.
Steadily Got Worse- last 10 yrs or so. Terrible.
Before the LEO Shutdown, There were some Fabulous Girls There.
I was a 1 X weekly, at least in those days.
Wouldn't Even set Foot In there, Unless She Goes & Big Changes reported / confirmed.
Ahh, The Old Days.
Be Safe, JJ.
I had a dream today of Jessica. Here only 3 years from China. Limited English. Bigger but very nice top. Wore short skirt and deep v. Not shy at all. She seems to like and encourage roaming down under. Still DIY but not your typical experience there. Mediocre back massage, but definitely worth a visit. Great personality. The only DIY dream I ever had that was worth it. The tip came up on flip. Slowing counted up 80 but then she stopped me there which surprised me. I think it was her way of telling me I was not going to leave completely happy. Since this was my first dream with Jessica, I can only imagine how much better the next visit might be.
Anyone know who the other girls are at WM these days, besides Jessica? I understand they have some new ones?
[QUOTE=INeedaBJ616B;5603071]I had a dream today of Jessica. Here only 3 years from China. Limited English. Bigger but very nice top. Wore short skirt and deep v. Not shy at all. She seems to like and encourage roaming down under. Still DIY but not your typical experience there. Mediocre back massage, but definitely worth a visit. Great personality. The only DIY dream I ever had that was worth it. The tip came up on flip. Slowing counted up 80 but then she stopped me there which surprised me. I think it was her way of telling me I was not going to leave completely happy. Since this was my first dream with Jessica, I can only imagine how much better the next visit might be.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=MontanaSlim;5607435]Anyone know who the other girls are at WM these days, besides Jessica? I understand they have some new ones?[/QUOTE]Jessica and Wanda working today. Anyone familiar with Wanda?
I may have had some experience with wanda. 5'10 slender? Short hair?
[QUOTE=INeedaBJ616B;5624422]Jessica and Wanda working today. Anyone familiar with Wanda?[/QUOTE]