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These photos made me remember an old girlfriend of mine who would let me insert wine bottles into her cooch after we finished it. For some perverse reason, I always tried to see how far I could get it in.
Much like the "Whiffleball Challenge" from Opie and Anthony.
In retrospect, I really stretched it out of sorts after awhile... Luckily, she snapped back into place.
Van
[blue]Greetings Everyone,
As it has become increasingly obvious that several forum members don't give a flying fuck about sticking to the subject of this Forum or in observing the basic rules of civility that I have developed for everyone's benefit, I have created a separate Fight Club thread for them to exchange their mindless drivel so that the rest of us can ignore them and return to the purpose of this forum, which is:
"The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex."
Thanks,
Jackson[/blue]
Ever wonder were old run way fashion models, clothing magazine models and the like, go? Check out Victoria’s strong, beautiful facial features. Is it my imagination or does Victoria look like a featured fashion model from cosmopolitan?
I like Victoria a lot. On Friday, we sent a little time together, after I picked her up on Kensington Ave above Lehigh. She did not appear to be a street walker as I passed her on my right. She crossed over to my side of the street and continued to walk pass my parked car, she stopped and checked out both ends of the Avenue before coming over to the passenger side. A very street savvy girl. Once she was in the car and after doing the check she broke into a GFE smile that never left during our time together.
I like it when a girl has a real sense of humor. I especially like it when a girl gets around the business aspects of our being together, without making me feel like a consumer.
Victoria conned me into a wager. Kind of like a girlfriend and boyfriend making a friendly bet for shopping money. She made it very easy by being friendly and funny. She claimed that her blow job was so good that if I didn’t like it, I would only have to give her $20. If it was very good, I would give a $5 tip. If I screamed out loud (or made any sound) there would be a $10 tip expected. After bickering, bragging, laughing, bargaining and some more good natured joking, that’s the deal we came up with. I offered an additional $20 for pictures. After taking about twenty pictures, Victoria earned her $10 tip. (Victoria’s attitude along was worth the money.)
I will post Victoria pictures in two sets. One of the things we talked about was her weight. She said she like being small. She asked me if I would rather be with a big sloppy fat girl. No, was my reply. Most of you will agree that Victoria is one cute honey. Others will find something to complain about. I just want to remind you that what you see is what I got.
Top of the line GFE, real good BBBJ, around 30 year of age, tall and thin and a nice all around attitude, that’s the book on Victoria. On a scale from 1 to 10, I give Victoria a 10, for attitude alone. Would I stop for her again? You betcha! In fact I will be calling her tomorrow.
CookyJar
Very, very nice CookyJ.
Keep em' coming! She is a keeper!
That is one noce lookin' lady Cookyjar.
[QUOTE=CookyJar] Is it my imagination or does Victoria look like a featured fashion model from cosmopolitan? [/QUOTE]Well I guess even Kate Moss has had her drug problems so I suppose anything is possible. Congrats CJ! Victoria/Tami is a cutie and sounds like fun too.
I think you know I am in your camp, so lemme add just one gentle jab before your critics start...you've posted a lot of WSW pics by now but I'm not sure you've topped the 1,000 pound mark on the scale of WSW womanflesh yet. Man, these are some skinny white girls! :-) But like you told Victoria, gimme skinny over fat almost (see below) any day.
Speaking of skinny, on my way home from AC Sunday, I drove Broadway in Camden maybe 5:30pm. I consider Broadway a pretty underrated stroll and have had several good pickups there this year. But I hadn't been there for probably a couple months and wow, the pickins were were about as bad as bad can be. I counted 6 SWs, 5 of them white in one pass. The pick of the litter rates a low 4. The others, omigod. The march of the near dead. Depressing.
Continuing on home, I then drove K. A little below average amount of action. Saw one badly hobbled BSW south of Front and Berks. Have seen her out a couple of other times recently. Doesn't seem too bad looking and always flashes a nice white smile, but something seems seriously wrong with one of her hips or legs or something. Very awkward walk.
On my cycle back, I spotted a couple of females sitting in a doorway near Hart. The blonde (not bad at all) gives me the look but stands up and starts walking in the other direction. I turn at Someset and do a quick cycle around returning to K at Monmouth. As I turn left, a guy in boxy small to mid-sized white car does a fast U-ey right in front of me, so I end up directly behind him. Sure enough he'd spotted the blonde and was going after her too. However a van stopped next to her and she got in. No more than a block and a half later, another blonde (decent but not as good as the first one), crosses the street right in front of the monger's white car. Soon as he passes her, he pulls over to the side. I drive past him and, sure enough, again he does a fast U-ey and heads after his target.
Dude if you're reading this, I should've flashed my emergency senior monger's overhead light and performed a monger citizen's arrest. "Reckless mongering" would be the charge. Doing 2 fast U-eys in the space of 3 blocks in broad daylight in the absolute heart of a busy stroll is not exactly a slick move. I hope you got your girl and got away safe, but if you keep that up you are headed for trouble.
Understand your caution Mike, but when you come across a solid 10 in a SW, there is no way she will still be there after you navigate your way back legally through the maze of Philly streets. If LE spots your u-turn, perhaps you are better off being nabbed for that instead of your intended pick-up.
As for former models, yes it has happened. About five years ago there was a girl by the name of Erin out there who told me of her prior life. Did not doubt her as you could tell from her looks and blond hair style that she had one time been very hot but was now just a shadow of that. Sad.
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[QUOTE=Reddragon666]Was just out with Britney last night.Boy is she pissed about her pictures on here. Apparently one of the girls on the ave have a computer now. The way she made it sound is a couple of the girls and guys you have taken pics of Cockyjar are mad. Just a heads up. i don't wanna see one of the guys that top you knock u out Gay street walker sex is the most dangerous went you bottom. Be safe.[/QUOTE]This girl with the computer, does she have dial-up, DSL, Cable, T-1 or a T-2 line? Just having a computer isn't enough, somehow she's got to get to this site. Then she has to locate the pictures which were posted under a fictious name. You do know that Britney is not her real name. My spelling is so bad I think I misspelled it anyway. Who gave her the misspelled name.
I saw Britney last Friday and she was still willing to have her picture taken. Unless some butt head has told her a bunch of lies she has no reason to be angry. All of her pictures were tasteful. She knew they'd be posted on the internet.
By the way, did she describe me in any way? What exactly did she say she was angry about? I hope you came off in my favor and explained that I am a nice guy at heart and no harm was intented.
As for that other stuff. Come again please, this time in plain English, I have no idea what you are talking about.
Thanks for the heads up. I will continue to stay safe.
CookyJar
Hey ya'll, check it out. I am a Senior Member. I got promoted. WOW!
Who'd thought it. Does this mean I get to use the Secret Handshake? When do I get my key to the executive washroom?
This is so cool. I feel like I hit the lotto (for $5 bucks).
Now I can hang with the big dogs.
I'd like to thank the members of the academy, my family and friends who've supported my efforts, all the girls in all of my pictures, my dentist, the grocery clerk at the Acme, and all of the little people - thanks to you too Mr Administrator.
CookyJar
Ed is wondering where he can pick up some bendy boys for a little go at the chocolate starfish. He is pissed that cookie isnt posting more pics of dudes. The ones a couple weeks ago didnt quite do it for him.
Great work by Jackson cleaning up the latest round of garbage on this board. Many thanks.
Some of you guys are going to be a little disappointed. Don’t be. Yes, Victoria is a little on the thin side. LOL Being thin did not hurt her preformance one bit. Besides for her pretty face, long beautiful hair and pleasant attitude, Victoria’s other outstanding attribute is her cleanliness. We talked at length about some of the things she has to do to remain fresh while walking the K. I am talking about hygiene here fellows, not drugs. Victoria admitted to having been on dope for some time. She was commenting on how some girls don’t take care of themselves while working the streets. The fact that she had soiled her white shirt bought on this portion of our long conversation.
I purposely showed Victoria’s pictures in two separate postings because I knew that had I show her thin, skinny frame first, most of you would have ignored her beautiful face. With a little luck, Victoria could have been a high class model. Those vomiting movie stars and models you see in the media probably would look just as shinny if you could catch them naked in the bedroom.
Here again is my disclaimer. Victoria is not my girl, wife or sister. If she still looks good to you that’s great. If she now makes you puke, so be it. I have no stake in how you feel about Victoria. I only know her from the streets. I picked her up because she looked good from a distance, at that time.
For the record. I do not freely give out a girls number. While I appreciate the PMs, I cannot in good faith see giving numbers to regular members who have only posted once or twice, and have not provided reviews of their own. This should not bother most of you, the numbers are not good for that long any how. If you really would like to meet up with any girl that I have posted, the best way is to get out there asap. They come and go like mosquitoes in the night, sucking our blood and moving on to the next warm body. There are a few senior members with whom I will share, you know who you are, there is no need to mention names.
Victoria is out there. At least one other member has reviewed her. I believe he misspelled her name (Victory), but the description fits.
Would I do Victoria again? I think I made that clear in the first post. Damn right, in a heart beat, I’d pick her up. But as always, YMMV.
CookyJar
[QUOTE=CookyJar]Hey ya'll, check it out. I am a Senior Member. I got promoted. WOW!
Who'd thought it. Does this mean I get to use the Secret Handshake? When do I get my key to the executive washroom?
This is so cool. I feel like I hit the lotto (for $5 bucks).
Now I can hang with the big dogs.
I'd like to thank the members of the academy, my family and friends who've supported my efforts, all the girls in all of my pictures, my dentist, the grocery clerk at the Acme, and all of the little people - thanks to you too Mr Administrator.
CookyJar[/QUOTE]Hey Cooky how the hell do you convince a sw to take off her clothes? Does this work with any sw?
[QUOTE=CookyJar]Hey ya'll, check it out. I am a Senior Member. I got promoted. WOW!
Who'd thought it. Does this mean I get to use the Secret Handshake? When do I get my key to the executive washroom?
This is so cool. I feel like I hit the lotto (for $5 bucks).
Now I can hang with the big dogs.
I'd like to thank the members of the academy, my family and friends who've supported my efforts, all the girls in all of my pictures, my dentist, the grocery clerk at the Acme, and all of the little people - thanks to you too Mr Administrator.
CookyJar[/QUOTE]
CONGRATULATIONS Cooky!
I knew you would do it and become elevated to the status of SENIOR member! Or, I should say that THEY would do it...eventuallly. I was just wondering what was taking them so long to recognize you as one of the more significant contributor's to the board, with a personal flair and creative bent that we all appreciate. Except maybe for a few sour apples (that's polite talk for a**holes!). Most all of us enjoy the sense of adventure you've brought to the board.
All the Best,
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