[QUOTE=NormalGuy;2236514]Bad massage.
Ugly girls.
Sad ending.
[/QUOTE]"Sad ending". That's awesome. We need to add that to the forum dictionary.
SE. Sad ending. An unfulfilling conclusion to a session. Not a happy ending.
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[QUOTE=NormalGuy;2236514]Bad massage.
Ugly girls.
Sad ending.
[/QUOTE]"Sad ending". That's awesome. We need to add that to the forum dictionary.
SE. Sad ending. An unfulfilling conclusion to a session. Not a happy ending.
[QUOTE=Jack76;2234722]Last night my back was sore and I needed a little release so I thought those were two good reasons to visit one of the local AMPs. I stopped by the 95th Ave / Bird Rd spot on the second floor but as I parked, a group of 3 guys walked in so I bailed. I went to 84th Ave / Bird and asked for Angela based on reviews but was told she is "on vacation". I'm not really into Ni-Cee so I left. Tried Bird / 105th Ave but there was one lady and she was older and not very attractive. Next. Down 107th Ave to the place on 56th St (Miller). Same story, one chick, old and unattractive. No thanks. Kept going down 107th to 72nd St (Sunset). This time there are two girls and one is decent looking (Susan) so I try 30 minutes for $40. Massage was ok. Shoulders, back and legs but she kept telling me I needed an hour. I wasn't watching the clock so I was surprised when she said "Ok, you finish" So I flipped over and she looked at me with a blank stare. I blank stared back and asked "Are we done?" and she asks if I want more time. We were almost at the 30 minute mark and figured this wasn't going to end well so I said no thanks and got dressed. She stood there with the blank stare again and asked if I was going to take care of her. I figured the massage was decent so I gave her a $20 and left. Now I'm thinking I can't go home in this condition so I stop at 95th Ave and Bird again. There are two girls. One I've been with before. Long hair, early twenties, bigger body. I think her name is Jennifer. She always wears sweatpants and walked in yawning. I asked who else was working and she said Lucy. She was decent looking and dressed more like a SE Asian SW. Little cut off jean shorts and a half top. Decent curves. I figured the massage might be weak but the ending will be better so I went with the 30 minute $40 deal. The first 10 minutes were solid, then the tickling, light touching bullshit started. 5 minutes into that she asks for the flip. She had walked out of the room every time the front door rang (3 times) which annoyed me because then you have to turn around each time to make sure some dude didn't just walk in to finish me off. The tickling continued, consciously avoiding the most important muscle of all. I reached around and felt some leg. She stopped and asked how much I was going to tip her while making the infamous HJ sign. I said depends on how good it is. She didn't really understand so she repeated the same thing. I hate when they do that. So I answered 40. She said only HJ no touching. I said what do you mean "no touching"? She said clothes off $100. $40 no touching. Crap, what the hell is going on tonight?? I got up and got dressed while she kept asking about the $40. I said no thanks and started walking out while she kept asking " what about tip?" I said you only massaged me for 10 minutes, no tip! Now I'm pissed. It was 11:30 pm so I hauled ass down the street back to 84th Ave and Ni-Cee was standing at the door. I made a "are you closed" motion and she said come in!. Once inside, another girl showed up, middle aged, not great looking (I think her name was Melissa) but at that point I only cared about one thing. So off I went on my third 30 min $40 adventure of the night. This time the massage was good. Strong hands. 20 minutes in I do the flip. Moderate roaming. So so technique. She had to work pretty hard to finish me off. She stopped twice to rest her arm. I probably wouldn't repeat with her unless I just wanted a solid massage. Gave her 40 tip and left, at peace. Pretty crappy for a $180 evening.[/QUOTE]You must have been extra greasy and reeking of baby oil. I have been to those spots on a few occasions and never had a bad ending. I was at the lucky place a couple of weeks back, was with nana or something semi good looking did not really care for her, OK massage, only offered HE, I just passed, I was looking for some ass.
[QUOTE=NormalGuy;2236514]Bad massage.
Ugly girls.
Sad ending.
Waste of time and money.
Will never repeat. Ever.
This is the place in North Miami Beach in the same shopping plaza as Winn-Dixie. I understand there are other places with the same name that are better. This isn't one of them.[/QUOTE]Been to a few places along 163st but always have bad experience and I reek like grease afterwards.
Sup guys, it's been a while since I reported due to a force retirement (economics) and I'm sad to report that after all the good comments that this AMP got I couldn't resist anymore.
I get there in the afternoon 4:30 to be exact, there was a lady watching TV and she proceeded to to call for Linda, Linda comes to the front collects my payment of 60 cents for the hour and to the room we go, the massage was OK even though it started with the towel covering me. On the flip I start to explore the azz while she was doing the typical play from the chest to the boys. The fail came when we start the negotiation, she ask if I want HJ I say no I want kitty while I touched the kitty, she says OK it's $ I counter saying that I only have 60 more cents (techniques used by another monger that worked) she says no that for that only HJ, I'm like hell no that's too much for just HJ, we go back an forth for way to long for my liking until she won and I had to settle for CBJ.
She tells me that next time she will do me for 80 cents.
Even though it wasn't a total loss I walked out disappointed because I went in with high expectations.
Linda is an older lady with a decent body, small be cup that didn't have a bra to cover them.
I'm still not sure if I will go back to finally scratch the Asians girl out of my list. LOL.
Take care Llango.
[QUOTE=Llango28;2238311]Sup guys, it's been a while since I reported due to a force retirement (economics) and I'm sad to report that after all the good comments that this AMP got I couldn't resist anymore.
I get there in the afternoon 4:30 to be exact, there was a lady watching TV and she proceeded to to call for Linda, Linda comes to the front collects my payment of 60 cents for the hour and to the room we go, the massage was OK even though it started with the towel covering me. On the flip I start to explore the azz while she was doing the typical play from the chest to the boys. The fail came when we start the negotiation, she ask if I want HJ I say no I want kitty while I touched the kitty, she says OK it's $ I counter saying that I only have 60 more cents (techniques used by another monger that worked) she says no that for that only HJ, I'm like hell no that's too much for just HJ, we go back an forth for way to long for my liking until she won and I had to settle for CBJ.
She tells me that next time she will do me for 80 cents.
Even though it wasn't a total loss I walked out disappointed because I went in with high expectations.
Linda is an older lady with a decent body, small be cup that didn't have a bra to cover them.
I'm still not sure if I will go back to finally scratch the Asians girl out of my list. LOL.
Take care Llango.[/QUOTE]Hey what's the address to this place? Pm me please looking for an AMP but looking for asian women.
Anybody know of any good AMP with older asian woman willig to do FS or give good bbbbj? Pm me the address or repost please.
This is on Bird RD and 84th Ave, this is one of the most talk AMP'S in this forum.
[QUOTE=Smiley305;2239786]Hey what's the address to this place? Pm me please looking for an AMP but looking for asian women.[/QUOTE]
It's been a long week for me so I decided to call up Ni-Ce for a massage and therapeutic relief. Called her up and she informed me that she's at a different AMP off of 67th ave and SW 24th st. Evidently it is the same owner so she alternates at times. She did advise that she'll be back on 84th and Bird next week. Once I got there, I told her to make the only other employee there to go on break so we can have more privacy. She made it happen.
Nice massage, short CBJ session, banged her in mish and k-9, ending with a HJ to completion. I must say it was sexy hearing her say "I coming" over and over with that cute little accent. Clearly her sweet spot seems to be in the mish position. Closed it out with a table shower and off I went.
Total damage: $1 including the house fee, FS, and table shower. Can't beat it. Until next time gentlemen.
[QUOTE=Rico1000;2237814]Been to a few places along 163st but always have bad experience and I reek like grease afterwards.[/QUOTE]I reported a good experience while back with the AMP on 163rd st and NE 20th ave. I went there without any expectations (or very much money) as I was expecting to be disappointed but I turned out to be caught with my pants down (literally.) Linked up with Cindy, a cute tall asian that allowed me to roam, suck on her tits, and gave me a HJ all for only a. 20 tip.
Granted, I grossly underpaid her but I was truly was not prepared and was expecting an experience similar to what NormalGuy had reported. Link is below. Enjoy.
[URL]http://miami.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/and-asian-massage-magic-hand-grand-opening-free-table-shower-786-916-2039/27818859[/URL]
[QUOTE=AToyForYou;2245299]It's been a long week for me so I decided to call up Ni-Ce for a massage and therapeutic relief. Called her up and she informed me that she's at a different AMP off of 67th ave and SW 24th st. Evidently it is the same owner so she alternates at times. She did advise that she'll be back on 84th and Bird next week. Once I got there, I told her to make the only other employee there to go on break so we can have more privacy. She made it happen.
Nice massage, short CBJ session, banged her in mish and k-9, ending with a HJ to completion. I must say it was sexy hearing her say "I coming" over and over with that cute little accent. Clearly her sweet spot seems to be in the mish position. Closed it out with a table shower and off I went.
Total damage: $1 including the house fee, FS, and table shower. Can't beat it. Until next time gentlemen.[/QUOTE]Wow man would love to go and meet her do you have a number I can reach her at?
Hey what are some good AMP with good older asian woman willing to do FS? PM me or reply please.
[URL]http://miami.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/best-oriental-massage-in-doral-and-airport-area/25590305[/URL]
3900 NW 79 Ave Suite 603.
Very nice massage. The fans blowing my therapist's hair was a nice touch. Really helped me relax. Recommended.
You see this is the type of treatment I was expecting when I went to the 84th spot. So as I see NI-CE is the one I need to ask for.
That sounds like a great experience and that's what I'm going to be looking for on my second visit to 84th paradise.
Later,
Llango.
[QUOTE=AToyForYou;2245299]It's been a long week for me so I decided to call up Ni-Ce for a massage and therapeutic relief. Called her up and she informed me that she's at a different AMP off of 67th ave and SW 24th st. Evidently it is the same owner so she alternates at times. She did advise that she'll be back on 84th and Bird next week. Once I got there, I told her to make the only other employee there to go on break so we can have more privacy. She made it happen.
Nice massage, short CBJ session, banged her in mish and k-9, ending with a HJ to completion. I must say it was sexy hearing her say "I coming" over and over with that cute little accent. Clearly her sweet spot seems to be in the mish position. Closed it out with a table shower and off I went.
Total damage: $1 including the house fee, FS, and table shower. Can't beat it. Until next time gentlemen.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Llango28;2250209]You see this is the type of treatment I was expecting when I went to the 84th spot. So as I see NI-CE is the one I need to ask for.
That sounds like a great experience and that's what I'm going to be looking for on my second visit to 84th paradise.
Later,
Llango.[/QUOTE]Went by this place over on Coral Way and 67 Ave.
[URL]http://miami.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/coral-way-massage-just-opened/25863647{tagreplacement1}[/URL]
Awesome massage, one of the best I've had by Donna but seriously lacking HJ skills. Asked about NICI (Nancy) told she wasn't there but in NYC. Called over to Lucky's and was told NICI is working today.
[QUOTE=AToyForYou;2246075]I reported a good experience while back with the AMP on 163rd st and NE 20th ave. I went there without any expectations (or very much money) as I was expecting to be disappointed but I turned out to be caught with my pants down (literally.) Linked up with Cindy, a cute tall asian that allowed me to roam, suck on her tits, and gave me a HJ all for only a. 20 tip.
Granted, I grossly underpaid her but I was truly was not prepared and was expecting an experience similar to what NormalGuy had reported. Link is below. Enjoy.
[URL]http://miami.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/and-asian-massage-magic-hand-grand-opening-free-table-shower-786-916-2039/27818859[/URL][/QUOTE]For those of you that continue to have doubts on AMP's in North Miami Beach, I have yet another positive report to bring to you. If you go back to my original post about the AMP on 163rd and NE 20th Ave, I discussed having a good experience with Cindy but I I also saw a much more attractive girl on the way out named Michelle. Well, I decided to give her a shot this week. Upon arrival at the AMP on 20th Ave, I was told that she has now relocated to 186th and West Dixie Highway so off I went.
She was posted at the Front Desk wearing a tight black shirt with even tighter jeans. She seems to like keeping up her appearance as she's always wearing make up. I would rate her as a 7, about 5'6, medium build with be cups. Paid the house fee (. 40 for hh) and in the room I went. No towel was placed over me (always a good sign) gave an incredible massage, and did not flinch for a moment when I grabbed her legs and ass during the massage. On the flip, she grabbed my hand and had me stroke junior (LEO check,) then she grabbed the oil and took it from there. Great technique and even allowed full roaming. Grabbed the two girls, along with the kitty and ass, until I exploded. She even extended the HH and volunteered to walk on my back as it still seemed tense to her. That's what I call great service! I did ask if her or any of her other coworkers do more than a HJ but she told me no along with the other AMP on 20th Ave. Tipped her $40 which she was happy with and away I went. I'll definitely repeat. Link is below. Thanks.
Total damage: $. 80.
[URL]http://miami.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-beautiful-asian-massage-therapists-free-table-shower-786-440-7158/27897634[/URL]