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--I want to register a protest. I am denied senior membership even tho I have to transport LoveLos to DC. I cannot describe the terror that such trip entailed. His constant attempts to grope young asian lasses at Sheetz. His attempts to grope anyone who looks asian at Sheets. His attempts, until I pulled my Colt .45, to grope me. In his defense, I do have Mongol in my heritage. My constant need to mace him until we can get to Downtown, at his request. In his defense, he is a chronic victim of yellow fever. Thank goodness the bouncer at the door was caucasian.
--I am denied senior membership despite my report of the monger hating D.C. police, perhaps saving many Mongers from arrest and humiliation. In brutual contrast to my self-sacrifing ways, I tried to convince LL to get arrested to give the board the inmate perspective, but he said no.
-- I am denied senior membership despite my describing an unknown treasure at Downtown, Maya.
--I am denied senior membership despite my bravery in taking two stabs at meeting Chloe of Fredericksburg fame.
--I am denied senior membership despite my bravery in taking on Tiffany Cox a lady who stood off MANDINGO in a tie breaker. And yet I persevere on. I even upload pictures.
--I am denied senior memberships despite exposing Aline for the hottie that she is. I will always carry with me the sight of that lassie over me. And yet, I am denied senior membership.
--I am denied senior membership despite my my meeting Chrissy of privatepleasures and noting that she had gained 20 pounds. Yet I stayed in the game to report the opposition's skills.
--I am denied senior membership despite my forays into formerly Soviet controlled St. Petersburg and dallying with hot Russian babes.
--I am denied senior membership despite my trips to see Nyaeve and reporting on a legend.
--I am denied senior membership despite my willingness to be -honest about my 10 visits or so to IHC and the wonders held within.
--I am denied senior membership despite Trashman's unwillingness to trash me for my reports.
--I am a resource to this board. I have chased strange in foreign lands. Hell, I have even learned foreign languages to promote such activities. And despite the neglect of this board, I have continued to report, at great danger to my personals, about the booty that is out there.
--Do the decent thing, make me senior.
Your reporter in the field Hondo Lane, working to make street lasses safer for you
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Are there any good spots for foot fetish action in the city....and good Latina or Asian places for foot fetish fun. It would be really helpful.
Cheers guv
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Hi All,
I have been lurking in here for over a year now and have decided to de-cloak. First, I would like to thank everyone for their terrific posts. You have provided me with countless hours of entertainment and tons of useful information. Note to TrashMan: Miss your posts. Hang in there. C is a ***** but it can be beat!!
I am a part time hobbyist who scouts the streets of DC and Baltimore several days a week looking for diamonds in the rough. The diamonds are far and few between so I only partake maybe once a month. Baltimore has much better variety for a working man's budget.
I have found a few very attractive WSW on 12th-11th-10th just north of Mass between 7:00am and 7:00pm. There has not been an acceptable WSW in the neighborhood in over a month! Even the skanks have disappeared! Did the PD sweep them all?
Nina picks up some extra cash now and then. Brown hair, 125lbs, cute, dresses nice, smells nice, needle marks. Claims to be a receptionist at a Bethesda escort agency. Claims to charge $150/hr (maybe before the needle marks). Nice covered BJ for a Jackson. Very enthusiastic. Whines for more money. FS is available in Bethesda for $90. I have never partaken because of the needle marks. Haven't seen her since the beginning of September.
Picked up another WSW 2 in August. She was walking down New York heading towards her normal 14th street stomping grounds. She was wearing a nice miniskirt, no shoes, no panties. She has terrific legs and a nice round ass. Negotiated a BBBJ for $20. She wasn't pleased, she wanted $50. I offered to take her back. She wanted to proceed. She took me to an industrial area behind NY Avenue where she has a van parked. She has been living in the van for a few months. She proceeded with the BBBJ and did a nice job until the end. She leaned back, yanking away, and says "I don't catch". Terrific, goo flies everwhere in my lap and on the upholstery. Luckily she had a towel in the back of the van. I wipe up, she wipes up. She asks me for a ride to 14th and K. Being totally pissed off that she didn't catch, I quickly drove off as she searched through the back of the van for something. I had to stop at a gas station to finish the cleanup to insure that my better half didn't find goo on the dash.
I saw her last Sunday at 14th and K wearing shorts and a halter. She is not WAIF thin but had bruises all over her arms and legs from shooting up. She is definately being dragged down a rocky hill by the horse.
I often have the opportunity to view the K and L street action after 11:00pm. Damn! Some of these women are fine! Being married, I can not hide $100 - $200 disappearing from the checking account like the rest of you. Usually, I will drive through, enjoy the scenery, and try to find the ladies for a Jackson on 12th-11th-10th.
Fat Bastard
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HONDO, I would be happy to vote in favor on giving you Senior status. Just the fact that you bring LoveLOS into our fair district (and put up with what can only be described as GREAT hornyness) would do much to recommend you. I'm always glad to see someone who can keep a sense of humor while pursuing our favorite sport, and write genuinely funny reports to boot. I usually find that all my blood has rushed to my little head and all the funny brain cells are oxygen starved at such a point.
Randy
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Hondo, I am so sorry that Lovlos has rubbed off on you, or just rubbed you, as you see, YOU ARE A SENIOR, congrats, you two fools keep up the good work. Don't come to Atlanta, as we do not want all ourmeat spoiled<grin> PWhipped
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Romeo,
thanks, if you are out and about in the daytime you can also call ahead to some of the New York Ave Hotels, a quick trip thorugh the parking lots will tell you if anything is availible. and you could always get a cabbie they'll always know were the action is.
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T-man and Mighty,
Thanks for the kudos. From you guys, my heros, it is a true honor...
Hondo,
I found your meds man! You need to get back on those before you get back online... BTW - congrads on Senior, I think.
Jackson,
Are you out of your mind? Senior status? Oh well, can't be helped I guess...
Fat Bastard & Aman T,
Welcome to the board, thank you for the informative posts. We look forward to you guys being part of the team. As you can see, we have some fun here too...
Randy F,
Keep in mind I made a post when Hondo first began posting that his reports were on target, but [b]please disregard any comments made about me[/b]. The term 'whipping boy' keeps dancing around in my mind when he posts about me... hmmmmm BTW-your handle indicates you are a fan of Thai food... Care to elaborate?
PW,
ROFL - You are pretty damn territorial for a guy that has fucked 2/3 of the hookas in the southeast! As you already know I'm coming to hotlanta (next month). We'll see if I have a chance to wreak havoc or not... Don't worry though, I won't bring Hondo unless he gets back on his meds.
Babylon,
Do you have a report and address on Happiness? I don't think that any info is posted on this board.
Wiseborn,
you are probably right about speed of the pickup or the SWs will get nervous... Thanks for the insight
LoveLOS
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Could one of the kinda brotheren please give me info on where the spanish massage parlor on New Hampshire is. I went to the address I was told and it just looked likke a normal house. Was that it? On a previous post I saw someone said it was near the subway station. The help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks fellas, stay safe
Romeo
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LoveLOS, Happiness is 524 10th St NW next to Royal.
Also, the New Hampshire place IS the address you got, it DOES look like a regular house, just go and ring the doorbell.
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LoveLOS,
I'm busted! I knew you would be the one to appreciate the handle, which goes back to the days when my rich uncle used to send me to exotic, faraway places, and despite the expectation of many that it was for the purpose of subjugating the native population, I was far, far, more into gene sharing and expanding the local gene pool.
I know you will find it hard to believe, but there was a day in the Kingdom when you could hop a tuk-tuk and get anywhere, without traffic, in a heartbeat. In fact, thinking of Thai food, we probably have visited some of the same restaurants where you pick what you want right out of the fishbowl and have it served any way you want.
My only regret is that in the days when I roamed the globe on my uncle's business WSG wasn't available and mongering was a hit-or-miss (mostly miss) undertaking. Not only do I frequently wish I were 15 again, knowing all I know now, I would be happy as a clam to be forty and have a laptop to do it all again!
Randy
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I am a long time reader of this forum. Thank you all for the tips. I am also a long time monger of the great HOT SUN spa in Waldorf MD. After D-day, I found myself reading a lot more about DC spots. Needless to say this is my first post ever and it took a trip to Castle in DC to get me to break my silence.
I was greeted at the door by Amy, I could tell she didn't use the name much. Large up top (Silocone) and long hair about 5ft 4in with a rock hard body about a 7.5 to 8 in the face, but the body was 8.5 to 9.
The usual questions came up; Have you been here before? etc...
Read previous reports to get the correct answers. She smiled alot and treated me like a king. There was another girl there in a white lab coat. She looked small and frail compared to Amy. I am not sure she was working.
Back to the good stuff. I gave her the 60 up front, making sure to show that I had more in hand for the big tip. She took me to the TS where she spent a lot of time concentrating on the important parts. Spent about 5 min. too long in the sauna so a sweat was brewing. Then in the room she asked if I wanted hard, med or soft massage. I said Soft and OFF came the cloths. The massage was a full body rub with a lot of AR.
She then did the great flip and started the CBJ. I asked her to bring herself to where I could pleasure her at the same time.
After she shook a bit, we went for the gold in position changes.
This was as good as Shiatsu or Hot Sun (two of my favs)
The doctor is now in.
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Randy, you wrote:
"Not only do I frequently wish I were 15 again, knowing all I know now, I would be happy as a clam to be forty and have a laptop to do it all again!"
Boy, can I relate to that statement! If I could be 40 again and know all I know now, I would now be happily retired in LOS. It's been a little over a year since I went back to BKK and not a day goes by that I don't think about those days.
Seems like there is a fair number of us LOS lovers (who have actually been there) on this board, and also the Northern VA and Balt boards. Maybe we should start our own group or, at the very least, meet every now an then to have a few brews and reminisce together.
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Globetrotter:
Since this is predominantly a forum regarding AMP staffed by Korean women, it would make sense that AMP visitors would venture out to Thailand, the number one sex tourist destination. More hot and available Asian babes than you can shake a stick out at cheap prices. The only drawback is the 16 hour airplane ride each way and the $900 or so airfare.
LosLove:
I am surprised you asked for the address of Happiness because it advertises in the Post and has been around for a while. I visited Happiness last year and wasn't that impressed. I came in and was taken care of by an o.k. looking woman who gave me a table shower, massage and then just started stroking me without being asked. She removed her top as she continued giving me a HJ and I shot my load. That was my first time there and my last time there. Nothing special.
I have researching the Net for new escorts to sample and there is lot out there. Unfortunately, most of the good ones who offer GFE and BBBJ, or so the reviews state, are charging the DC going rate for high class escorts -- $250. When I first started going to escorts two years ago, I found the 250 rate to be outrageously expensive. But I have discovered that in the world of DC escorts those who charge 200 or less do not offer the high quality GFE experience that I was seeking. At the 250 going rate, there are a large number of beautiful escorts who give you a GFE or PSE experience that will knock your socks off. After one particularly enjoyable and memorable experience with Taylor of DC and then another incredible experience with Amber Reese, I was hooked and saving up my bucks for more, even at the 250 rate. Outrageous expensive, yes, but you get what you pay for. The experience is much more intense and memorable than those you get with SW, lower price escorts and AMP. And it always gets better the second or third time you see the same escort. They are now more comfortable with you and you can get to the good stuff immediately and go on from there.
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Hey folks,
Can anyone pass along some info to me on the Spanish place on New Hampshire. Address? Service's? It would greatly appreciated. You can bc me at [blue][Email address deleted by Admin][/blue]
Thnks.
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