Massage Parlor Reports

Just got back in town after a stretch of business trips, back was wrecked from sleeping on those garbage hotel mattresses for two weeks straight. Needed somebody who could actually dig in, not just glide oil around for an hour. Rolled through and asked for Coco.

She came out, mid 30's, short, average build. Not a stick figure, not heavy, kinda right in the middle in a good way. Long dark brown hair pulled back for the work. English is basic, enough to get through the small talk and confirm pressure but don't expect a real conversation, which honestly I prefer when I'm there to zone out.

Got me face down quick and went straight to work. This is where she earns her keep. Girl has actual strength in those hands. Started light to warm me up then leaned into it. Elbows on the shoulder blades, thumbs working the knots along the spine, forearms grinding down the lats. Hit a knot under my right shoulder that's been bothering me for weeks and she stayed on it til it gave up. None of that fake patty-cake tickling some of these spots try to pass off as massage.

Worked down the lower back, glutes, hamstrings, calves. Probably 40 solid minutes of actual bodywork before any flip. By the time she had me roll over I was half asleep, which is exactly what I needed.

Flip happened and she eased into the teasing part natural, no awkward shift in gears. Light touch on the thighs, fingers walking up, eye contact and a little smile. HJ only on the menu and that's all I was there for anyway. Damage was fair for the time spent. YMMV.

54th and Saint Johns

The most unattractive mms / provider I have ever met, fat with rotten teeth. Provider 2 was older average looking at best.

103rd and Mill Plain on Mill Plain. I think its called Healthy spa on rubmaps.

Another big unattractiver provider

Portland 117th and Glisan, Luna spa.

The slim older mms with black teeth was better than the chubby

Unattractive provider I was shown.

Parlor patrol drone videos.

Is this guy still sending his drones to film people coming and going from AMPs. Makes me not want to park in front no more.

[URL]https://www.facebook.com/ParlorPatrol/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.facebook.com/100068671037110/videos/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Pdx503;7638942]Parlor patrol drone videos.

Is this guy still sending his drones to film people coming and going from AMPs. Makes me not want to park in front no more.

[URL]https://www.facebook.com/ParlorPatrol/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.facebook.com/100068671037110/videos/[/URL][/QUOTE]Hasn't posted in a couple of years.

[QUOTE=Zippy69;7639275]Hasn't posted in a couple of years.[/QUOTE]Yea, maybe he stopped in to be a Karen, liked what he saw, opted to stay and try, and got hooked.

I will be passing thru Vancouver this weekend. Any recommendations on a young spinner type. Even up to a hot 40 year old great service spinner would work for me.

[QUOTE=Dracer66;7640403]I will be passing thru Vancouver this weekend. Any recommendations on a young spinner type. Even up to a hot 40 year old great service spinner would work for me.[/QUOTE]Candy at Venus on hwy 99 and 83rd is the very definition of a spinner. Small, tight body with some great perky medium sized man mades. She brags about never having had children so she still tight and fit in all the right places. She's also very sweet. Not the youngest, but looks great.

Stopped through and got matched with Coco. Heads up before anyone gets excited, this one's more massage than anything else.

Mid 30's, short, average build, D cups. Pleasant enough, quiet, businesslike from the jump.

Massage was actually the real deal. Decent pressure, worked the back, shoulders, legs, knew what she was doing. Spent most of the session on actual bodywork, none of that token rubdown before the action. If you've got knots she'll get them out.

Teasing was minimal, didn't really go there. Flipped me over toward the end and finished with a HJ, decent pace, got the job done. That was it though, no kissing, no BBBJ, no upsell to anything else. Asked, got a polite no.

Clean up after, friendly, no attitude about the limited menu. Damage was standard for the spot. YMMV.

[QUOTE=Levi510;7646368]Stopped through and got matched with Coco. Heads up before anyone gets excited, this one's more massage than anything else.

Mid 30's, short, average build, D cups. Pleasant enough, quiet, businesslike from the jump.

Massage was actually the real deal. Decent pressure, worked the back, shoulders, legs, knew what she was doing. Spent most of the session on actual bodywork, none of that token rubdown before the action. If you've got knots she'll get them out.

Teasing was minimal, didn't really go there. Flipped me over toward the end and finished with a HJ, decent pace, got the job done. That was it though, no kissing, no BBBJ, no upsell to anything else. Asked, got a polite no.

Clean up after, friendly, no attitude about the limited menu. Damage was standard for the spot. YMMV.[/QUOTE]This shop gets good reviews from guys visiting Vancouver. Good to hear you enjoyed the limited service.

[QUOTE=Levi510;7646368]Stopped through and got matched with Coco. Heads up before anyone gets excited, this one's more massage than anything else.

Mid 30's, short, average build, D cups. Pleasant enough, quiet, businesslike from the jump.

Massage was actually the real deal. Decent pressure, worked the back, shoulders, legs, knew what she was doing. Spent most of the session on actual bodywork, none of that token rubdown before the action. If you've got knots she'll get them out.

Teasing was minimal, didn't really go there. Flipped me over toward the end and finished with a HJ, decent pace, got the job done. That was it though, no kissing, no BBBJ, no upsell to anything else. Asked, got a polite no.

Clean up after, friendly, no attitude about the limited menu. Damage was standard for the spot. YMMV.[/QUOTE]When I stopped in a few days ago they told me Coco was gone. Was this visit recent?

I'm suspicious of these accounts raving about Mei Mei, writing virtually the same thing line for line on Coco, and traveling to the same cities around the same time. Like I said in my previous post, I went there recently asking if she was still there and they said no. Either copycats trying to build cred, spa owners advertising, or same dude with multiple accounts for whatever reason. I doubt it's a group of friends who travel together and have the exact same writing styles and review formats.

In other news, they don't wash their large draping towels after each use at Yaxin. The one they briefly used on me got folded up and placed back on the table. Made me think it probably wasn't fresh for me either. I asked the lady about it and she got kind of mad (waving her arms around and speaking Chenglish). Also, I asked for an hour and was told no, 30 minutes (the place was dead). Just wanted her tip faster as she mentioned house vs her money. Avoiding that place from now on.

[QUOTE=RottenFruits;7649873]I'm suspicious of these accounts raving about Mei Mei, writing virtually the same thing line for line on Coco, and traveling to the same cities around the same time. Like I said in my previous post, I went there recently asking if she was still there and they said no. Either copycats trying to build cred, spa owners advertising, or same dude with multiple accounts for whatever reason. I doubt it's a group of friends who travel together and have the exact same writing styles and review formats.

In other news, they don't wash their large draping towels after each use at Yaxin. The one they briefly used on me got folded up and placed back on the table. Made me think it probably wasn't fresh for me either. I asked the lady about it and she got kind of mad (waving her arms around and speaking Chenglish). Also, I asked for an hour and was told no, 30 minutes (the place was dead). Just wanted her tip faster as she mentioned house vs her money. Avoiding that place from now on.[/QUOTE]Do you remember the providers name?

[QUOTE=OneOne9;7649987]Do you remember the providers name?[/QUOTE]Cindy or something like that.

[QUOTE=RottenFruits;7649873]

In other news, they don't wash their large draping towels after each use at Yaxin. The one they briefly used on me got folded up and placed back on the table. Made me think it probably wasn't fresh for me either. I asked the lady about it and she got kind of mad (waving her arms around and speaking Chenglish). Also, I asked for an hour and was told no, 30 minutes (the place was dead). Just wanted her tip faster as she mentioned house vs her money. Avoiding that place from now on.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info abour Cindy. I met her on a recent recon and was considering returning.

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