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The girls at TA were busy so I got the GFE with Mena (the mamasan. (She remembered me as I had met her once before while visiting Lulu the other month where I had a quick hug and a kiss and a quick peek at her manmade C's. She's pretty and personable with a pretty good English.

I paid for an hour while waiting and and 10 minutes later I was led to a clean vacant room. I put cash on the table got undressed and we kissed and her skin was nice and smooth. (I usually don't lie down for a massage.) Her robe off and BBBJ, DATY, 69 and I came in mish. She kept my dick inside and used her Kegel muscles to squeeze the last jizz into the bag. Her fuckface is hot and with nice eye contact. I'm pretty sure she likes her job so it was a nice GFE. Afterwards we DFK'd and chatted for a while. Skipped the water bottle but snagged a mini Twix on the way out.

She's in her 30's, pretty, manmade C's, nice tight asian butt and a pretty shaved tight pussy. Great friendly personality. She mentors the monthly girls to make sure they please. She works a couple months at a time.

$$ out the door.

So I am post horrible fuck with a MILF today and wondering about the biggest questions of life:

Why there is a conflict in the Jesus genealogies if Jesus is from the Judah line?

Why does only fans exist?

Who invented liquid soap and why?

But then I am reading the rubs and some dud said that he just had his dick blowed up by Sasa at red lantern.

My dick grabbed my keys and my phone and texted the owners. Sasa was in the house and would be ready for some boom boom.

I get to red lantern and the place is busy as a lead violinist at a mahler performance.

First off, there were these two butt buddies in an Elantra who parked directly in pole position in front of red lantern. I walked past them and they were, I shit you not and waif for it, on their FUCKEN GOOGLE MAPS to try and find red lantern. I died. Zoomers / millennials are fucken hopeless. The place is called red lantern. You have an address. There are more red lanterns on the door than at fucken panda express corporate. As they were fucking around on their GPS, a fucken 7 11 franchisee walks up to the front door and zoomer #2 in the passenger walks up with Mr. Srinislurpee.

I texted the owner and he was like, yeah, we got busy and he is now fielding 4 gals at the place. He says to hold off for ten minutes.

Owner and me discuss some of the recent horseshit relating to garden spa, that shithole with the stone floors, beat staff and bacterial meningitis perfume.

He tells me to roll in and I am at the side door.

A valet parker from the old palm restaurant was made to wait behind the accordion partition. At least he is not getting deported.

I get in and had Sasa in the big room. Due to nearly total penile failure I was not really able to pound her through the wall, but despite my weakness due to have banged that MILF just 8 hour before, she is the asian equivalent of Zara from 8155. If you like asian enough to eat at Yoshinoya, Sasa is like Astro 3 at ucla. Everyone takes it.

I did all four basic positions and got a hand release from Xanadu.

I did not see any mongers on the way out and no one was at the church.

A pure dub at RL.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;7228386]I texted the owner and he was like, yeah, we got busy and he is now fielding 4 gals at the place. He says to hold off for ten minutes.

Owner and me discuss some of the recent horseshit relating to garden spa, that shithole with the stone floors, beat staff and bacterial meningitis perfume.

He tells me to roll in and I am at the side door.[/QUOTE]At this point I hope you at least getting some free service for promoting RL this hard LOL. Where's the OG Priscilla and went around discovering new places?

As someone who frequently goes to both RL and Garden Spa. RL is the Asian 8155 without the rushed service. Its like a popular premium taco truck, you stop by get some tacos and leave. Garden is like sit-in restaurant. The tacos are pretty good not as premium as the RL truck but come with good service.

ATM, if you value service with your tacos Garden Spa RL (with old school prices BTW fee + $.20 will get you all inclusive with a happy face).

Now if all you care for what the tacos look like, RL is a safer option (but if you offer $.20 in RL you about to get some mediocre taco).

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[QUOTE=Vanmass8;7229058]At this point I hope you at least getting some free service for promoting RL this hard LOL. Where's the OG Priscilla and went around discovering new places?

As someone who frequently goes to both RL and Garden Spa. RL is the Asian 8155 without the rushed service. Its like a popular premium taco truck, you stop by get some tacos and leave. Garden is like sit-in restaurant. The tacos are pretty good not as premium as the RL truck but come with good service.

ATM, if you value service with your tacos Garden Spa RL (with old school prices BTW fee + $.20 will get you all inclusive with a happy face).

Now if all you care for what the tacos look like, RL is a safer option (but if you offer $.20 in RL you about to get some mediocre taco).[/QUOTE]I dispute the analogy of Garden Spa ("GS") to some kind of cheers set up. The mamasan is just too fucken chatty. I would much prefer she spent her time cleaning the fucken place and maybe getting some bedding or more expensive tables. I do not think saving the 20 bucks is worth going to GS just to be treated like royalty. Red Lantern ("RL") is clearly something us mongers have desired forever, a destination resort with beds and asian girls who know how to service the white man. This is not like goldfinger or wharf that you went to if you were in the area. RL is 8155 without an onsite mamasan which essentially text messaging has made about as antiquated as facebook. I much prefer going in to RL, engaging with the staff directly, not having some mamasan with camel ass breath escorting me around the tuberculosis ward that is GS. And if I run over time, that is between the coworkers yelling at sasa, sasa and me. No overbearing emo like at 8155.

As for the truth as to my pushing for RL, with apologies to colonel Jessup:

You can't handle the truth. Son, we live on the westside that has fat ass milfs asking 400 bucks for bareback. The westside poon has to be tended to men with dicks and writing ability. Who is going to do it, you, you "Stuntcoq"?

I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for the stone floors at GS and and you curse the visible rice cooker and other kitchen appliances in the RL kitchen.

You have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that RL's lack of a fawning mamasan as is the case at GS, while tragic, probably is saving mongers hundreds of dollars.

And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, has created the need for four bushy pussies (up from 3) working at RL.

You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at 8155, GS, wharf, and top acupuncture, you want me pimping RL. You need me as unofficial spokesperson for the RL juggernaut.

I use words like Sasa's tight pussy (BTW she has a pink asshole too), Emma's preternatural tits, soft bedding with large massage rooms to explore in, and gooch licking. I use these words as the backbone to a life spent protecting the westside from becoming hell with milfs.

You use those words as a a punchline.

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain my clout chasing for RL to a man who gets his wick wet from premium asian poon on a bed in culver city that I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it.

I'd prefer you just said thank you and paid my house fee.

Either way, I suggest you get on line at RL and bang Sasa's tight puss.

Was greeted by Mina, Apple, and was surprised when I saw Sugar.

Sugar / Saisai gave me a big smile and started laughing, grabbed me and hushed me away.

Sugar is a familiar face, met her before elsewhere as Saisai.

She's very young. 22, speaks little English, mixed Chinese & middle eastern, tan skin, MM Cs, thin and tight body with a round butt, multiple red tattoos on her back and ankle.

Got in the room and she put her finger on my lips and told me to shh. She immediately got down on her knees and unzipped, and put Jr in her mouth. And started trying to DT, it was so hot, grabbed her head and gave her a little help. She starts stripping down in the middle of it and then got up and pushed me back on the table. Got on top and stared into the my eyes and gave me a smirk and DFK for awhile, had her hand on my neck which was a little different. Eventually stripped me down and did some P2 P, and little kitty started to purr and get wet. Decided I wanted a taste, so flipped her over, DATY, and got her perfect little kitty to sing. She let out some big moans, grabbed my head, and started shaking. I quickly grabbed the rubber, threw it on, and slid in while she was still trying to recover, slow strokes hitting her spot, her facial expressions, wincing and gasping. Grabbed her hips and started to speed up and go deeper for a good 10 minutes watching her lose her mind, it was so arousing, I popped in the bag accidentally, wanted to cim oops. Fell over and laid with her for a bit hugging to catch my breath. We still had some time left, so chatted and eventually got cleaned up. Mina came in and asked why we ran away together to the room so quickly.

She's a winner, super GFE and very unique being mixed.

Be kind and stay safe.

Emma. A legend that makes Tom Brady's hertz gold club customer service look like the level of help you would get at a spirit airlines counter in hell. Emma is goal oriented. As in having your nut causing the recoil of a galil machine gun. Her tits are untouched by any western medicine and her tongue can get up where it needs to go without the help of any eastern medicine or tongue inserter.

Sasa. Her pussy is so pink they are considering using it for fuscia make up matching at ulta. A Bush that is perfectly untrimmed. An asshole that is also pink. She has no body fat and if those tits are fake well fuck my life in trying to get girls with naturals. Objectively hotter than Any Girl On The "Hot Young Asians' booshit thread. 5 foot sex toy with a mean oral technique and a pussy tighter than the covid restrictions at an Elizabeth warren book club.

Stacy. Hard bodied. Perhaps slightly older. A wicked look when she is down on your ding dong. She is worth it if the flight pattern for Emma and Sasa is full.

KK. Unseen so far.

Does anyone have any intel on shirley from green spa in whittier? I heard she no longer does FS only CBJ. Has anyone seen her recently and could confirm?

I'm having a difficult time wrapping my head around P's rants on how dirty Garden Spa is. Last few times I've been there you can lick the floor. The tables are less padded but are clean, the linens are changed and I didn't notice anything remotely close to it being dirty. The only complaint I have is the same I have for most spas. Thin walls consisting of 2 pieces of drywall that reverberates mongers moaning while getting head. I actually appreciate the loud gym music from next door for some cover. I even used the bathroom / shower and found no mildew or soapscum. Place is clean. Decor is light.

Anyway. Jojo. Young, cute, excellent service and very professional, less GFE.

F: 7.5 - definitely one of the more attractive for an AMP I have ever encountered.

B: 8 - a tiny bit of pudge on the stomach only seen when bending over really. Otherwise a decent pair of Cs (sometimes lopsided depending on angle), a soft and small ass that may be kinda boney in CG. Otherwise shortish (5'2?

A: 7.5 - great service and wanting to please but professionally cold sometimes.

S: 9 - Her BBBJ game is real. She can't DT but she will try, a lot. Plenty of love for all body parts / area. Didn't even get a massage. Every position is available and she is flexible. Easy to pick up. Moans a little much, CG grinding is there but she gyrates 7.5/10. Lots of DFK.

E: Not much.

Repeat: yes.

Total $$ out the door.

So nice that I had to go twice! I had already seen JoJo, and the experience was so effing good that I got greedy and went back. Did not disappoint. I texted ahead and reserved this tasty treat first thing in the morning. This girl is getting great reviews, because she deserves them.

She greeted me at the door with a smile, hug, and a warm kiss and led me to our room. We dealt with the transaction to avoid any disruption of the flow later in the session. We hugged and kissed a little more intimately, and she left to deal with her stuff while I got ready. No need for a massage. I didn't need a warmup lap, since I knew what to expect, and wasting time not touching this hottie seemed stupid.

JoJo has a very pretty face, more English than many girls, and a great little body. The boobs are really pretty. If they are implanted, the implants are subtle. Her ass is tight, smooth, and round. Her legs are shapely. Her feet are pretty. She just ticks all of the boxes for me. I think she is just a little better than Sofie, who was spectacular.

She got naked and we both took a moment to compliment each other's bodies. Then back to deep, slow, wet kissing. She got up on the table and straddled me. We spent a few minutes like that until she was wet. We shifted to 69. I loved the view of her tight round ass as I devoured her clit. She came for me in this position last time, so I worked on a repeat of that. Her mouth on my cock felt amazing. Wet, warm suction and deep. I got her to cum 3 times, and she does cum hard. That girl grinding on my face is a core memory now. Every time she would start, I would grab her cheeks and pull her against my mouth. You can't take that away from me!

After that she sat me on the edge of the table and sucked me until I had to be inside of her.

I bought some really thin condoms, Unique, and these things have a bit of a learning curve, but they have good instructions. That was a fun thing to figure out together. These things are non-latex and super thin, so I could really feel her heat. No lube, because she got really wet.

We started in mish. I like mish with the really pretty girls, because I can see their faces and pay attention to their tits. JoJo is just so great to kiss. Everything was perfect, and I wanted it to last, so I went slow and deep to savor every inch of her smooth, snug kitty. We maintained this for a little while until she whispered that she wanted to cum with me. I picked up the pace, she picked up her heels, and we crossed the finish line together.

We agreed that the new condom was a winner both for heat and sensation. We kissed and hugged a little more as we cleaned up.

On the way out, I bumped into Feifie. Another baddie. Short, curvy, great booty, pretty face. That's going to be the next one even if my heart belongs to JoJo.

Be good to JoJo. She was good to me!

P.S. There is one and only one person bashing this place. It's too bad, because this place is great. Clean, smells fresh, new, quiet, and the girls are great here.

[QUOTE=MaybeThisTime;7229318]Was greeted by Mina, Apple, and was surprised when I saw Sugar.

Sugar / Saisai gave me a big smile and started laughing, grabbed me and hushed me away.

Sugar is a familiar face, met her before elsewhere as Saisai.

She's very young. 22, speaks little English, mixed Chinese & middle eastern, tan skin, MM Cs, thin and tight body with a round butt, multiple red tattoos on her back and ankle.

Got in the room and she put her finger on my lips and told me to shh. She immediately got down on her knees and unzipped, and put Jr in her mouth. And started trying to DT, it was so hot, grabbed her head and gave her a little help. She starts stripping down in the middle of it and then got up and pushed me back on the table. Got on top and stared into the my eyes and gave me a smirk and DFK for awhile, had her hand on my neck which was a little different. Eventually stripped me down and did some P2 P, and little kitty started to purr and get wet..[/QUOTE]Please give a hint where this is and what is the place called?

Yeah I traded myself today. Two girls one dick what else could you ask for. Coco was stack from top to bottom nice real seat cups and nice little booty. Sasa had long hair and a thin waist I definitely took advantage of that one pounding her and doggy. We started off at the four hand massage which is really good. Hands all over me one of my ass one of my neck then both on my balls and cock. Flipped over we agreed on the full package. I mean come on guys if you haven't had two girls and what the hell you living for. They put the cover on it both went down on me which was kind of weird with the cover but still I'm not complaining. Sasa spent most of the times licking my balls while Coco took that pole deep in her mouth. Started with Sasa on top. She has a great rack and really knows how to ride. Coco just sat next to me so I can suck on her titties and play with her Kitty while this is going on. We switch covers got off the table I'm bent Coco over it and pounded same scenario with Sasa she's by my side my hand on her ass and her tit in my mouth. I wish I could say I lasted long opportunity to girls in front of me I blew my load pretty fast. Hey this was my rare gift to myself what can I say. Dropped 260 total.

Decided to head to Hawthorne and was greeted by a skinny young Asian girl. She takes me to the room and she starts the massage. I give the tip and she leaves and comes back. She gets naked and she has some nice C cup tits and she has a little loose skin in the mid section. She has a nice ass for a skinny Asian girl. She starts blowing so good! She's very talented. She couldn't deep throat but was good enough. She doesn't like her nipples to be rubbed she will move your hand. I kept trying to until she finally held my hands down LOL. I asked for p2 p but was denied, she was offended LOL, she put the condom on and rode me. I flip her on the massage table and then with the cover showed her what p2 p was just in case maybe was a miscommunication. No she said only condom even that. I said oh ok. She's on her back and I pull her close to me and pound her. I am ready to cum so I ask her to fuck in doggy. Noticed she has some tattoos in red ink, I held on to her hips since she has nice hips and exploded in the cover. She leaves to throw the stuff away and Apple comes in and she's hugging me and kissing me and introducing herself. She has some big D tits. I put my face in her cleavage and ask to see a tit and she showed me her tits and wow they look so nice. She gives me a kiss and leaves. SaiSai comes back and says her goodbyes and kisses me and hold me close to her. Both girls are fairly hott! SaiSai gave me average service and a good BBBJ. She's a repeat for sure but first need to see apple!

[QUOTE=BillDoHoe;7230094]Yeah I traded myself today. Two girls one dick what else could you ask for. Coco was stack from top to bottom nice real seat cups and nice little booty. Sasa had long hair and a thin waist I definitely took advantage of that one pounding her and doggy. We started off at the four hand massage which is really good. Hands all over me one of my ass one of my neck then both on my balls and cock. Flipped over we agreed on the full package. I mean come on guys if you haven't had two girls and what the hell you living for. They put the cover on it both went down on me which was kind of weird with the cover but still I'm not complaining. Sasa spent most of the times licking my balls while Coco took that pole deep in her mouth. Started with Sasa on top. She has a great rack and really knows how to ride. Coco just sat next to me so I can suck on her titties and play with her Kitty while this is going on. We switch covers got off the table I'm bent Coco over it and pounded same scenario with Sasa she's by my side my hand on her ass and her tit in my mouth. I wish I could say I lasted long opportunity to girls in front of me I blew my load pretty fast. Hey this was my rare gift to myself what can I say. Dropped 260 total.[/QUOTE]I think Sasa is over at Red Lantern. Sounds like a great time either way. A 3-way is one of the best things in life. I always carry a little extra cash just in case the offer is made. I missed out once, and I have never missed out again.

Saw Abby this afternoon.

Looks: gorgeous face, nice full lips, Her body was decent, not curvaceous enough for me but not bad at all. Thin, all natural, C cup, small but round butt.

Attitude: great, was very enthusiastic, never seemed distracted or annoyed.

Sex: lots. Massage lasted 15 minutes or so, rest of the hour was sexy time. Lots of kissing, mostly LFK with some DFK sprinkled in which is just how I like it, licked up my whole torso on the way to the BJ. No DT but lots of ball sucking, some facefucking, plenty of tongue. Did mish, cowgirl, sitting cowgirl, standing doggy, prone, and laying sideways, finished with more BBBJ. Didn't CIM but it was definitely available. Just got too numb from the fucking and had to finish with a DFK / HJ combo.

Expenditure: house fee plus 150 tip.