Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=StanleyStankas;4825257]And then all he needs is a bumper sticker on the back "if this vans rockin' don't bother knockin'. I got a junky little 4 banger pickup and love it. There is tint in the rear bed window and the cab windows so I think I am ok, however still it's a night thing. Not enough room in the cab with the jumper seats and all the crap I have but the front two buckets go all the way down when I remove the crap on the passengers side in the back. Van would be perfect for this though. In these days who knows I might wind up living in it! Already bought a cot for the bed of my pickup! *when you mention panal van as well, mr. stark. i actually looked into one of those mail trucks we see out here. the mailman told me they run the wheels off of those with minimal service. i think grunman and with ford engines. now those are kinda cool. you could have a little house back there and no one would be the wiser what kind of business you were doing back there.[/QUOTE]Now all we need is television commercials with screaming salespeople letting us know about deep deep discounts on the latest monger vehicles.

Went out last Friday to take a spin and ran into Kayla. Something about her was cute as hell and I gave her a try. Worst BJ of my life, just sort of put her mouth on it and that was it. Complained and whined about everything. I couldn't touch her, she would pop up look around and just sit there. Finally just rubbed it out myself, set me back 10 and I feel like I got ripped off. Just avoid this one fellas.

[QUOTE=Ump1969;4822809]I just finished reading the latest Orlando, Florida page and am still smiling. There was a discussion about what is the best monger car. The general consensus seemed to be a pickup crew cab, high up, with a back seat. I have to remember that the next time I'm in the market car shopping- what car goes best with mongering.[/QUOTE]In the 2000's I had a 96 Town and Country soccer mom van. Got it dirt cheap from a shop on Roosevelt and Ridgeland. I blacked out the windows, put a couple of baby on board stickers and was never bothered in it. Could park anywhere I wanted and not look suspicious. My favorite spots were mechanic shops, park there and no one would even look at me. Had some great times in that van before it got totaled.

[QUOTE=Ump1969;4822809]I just finished reading the latest Orlando, Florida page and am still smiling. There was a discussion about what is the best monger car. The general consensus seemed to be a pickup crew cab, high up, with a back seat. I have to remember that the next time I'm in the market car shopping- what car goes best with mongering.[/QUOTE]Vans are the best.

If the van is rocking then don't come knockin.

[QUOTE=HellCat2018;4826543]Went out last Friday to take a spin and ran into Kayla. Something about her was cute as hell and I gave her a try. Worst BJ of my life, just sort of put her mouth on it and that was it. Complained and whined about everything. I couldn't touch her, she would pop up look around and just sit there. Finally just rubbed it out myself, set me back 10 and I feel like I got ripped off. Just avoid this one fellas.[/QUOTE]Where is 5th.

[QUOTE=Bb2212;4827255]Where is 5th.[/QUOTE]5th street so north of roosevelt road in the area of kedzie ish (3200 w), however the pros that cruise down there will chime in on the west part of where the area is, however 5th means 500 south.

[QUOTE=ChrisPoontang;4827005]Vans are the best.

If the van is rocking then don't come knockin.[/QUOTE]And also you can live in the darn thing if things get out of control financially! You can't drive a house, however you can live in and drive a van! Owned one in my day, however nothing like what we are talking about here. Remember those crummy toyota vans back in the late 80's early 90's? Yep very crummy!

I just realized how long I have been around on this forum! I hit the 1000 mark on my last post! Stay safe, healthy, prosperous and wise, fellaz! Stosh. Peace.

[QUOTE=StanleyStankas;4827406]I just realized how long I have been around on this forum! I hit the 1000 mark on my last post! Stay safe, healthy, prosperous and wise, fellaz! Stosh. Peace.[/QUOTE]Noice!! LOL.

It was hot out there Thursday night I got tailed at least a few times going down 47th and on my way down Cicero. Be safe this weekend. I'd assume the fuzz is pretty pissed off and just looking for an excuse.

[QUOTE=StanleyStankas;4827390]5th street so north of roosevelt road in the area of kedzie ish (3200 w), however the pros that cruise down there will chime in on the west part of where the area is, however 5th means 500 south.[/QUOTE]5th is a somewhat diagonal street. I've never heard of anything at 5th and Kedzie, more like 5th from Cicero to Kostner, maybe Pulaski. At Cicero, it's south of 290. At that point, it's more like 900 or 1000 south, just north of a bridge for railroad. Look for signs for "290 east".

Found her around Pulaski and Grand. Petite white girl with dirty blonde hair. Also has a huge scar on her right arm. Says she used to be chubby, but looks like baby damage. BBBJ alone was worth the price of admission.

[QUOTE=Steph55;4827824]It was hot out there Thursday night I got tailed at least a few times going down 47th and on my way down Cicero. Be safe this weekend. I'd assume the fuzz is pretty pissed off and just looking for an excuse.[/QUOTE]This would be a good time to remind mongers not to do things to get noticed. If you keep driving back and forth at the same location, you get noticed. Vary the routine, use different routes, don't always use the curb lane. Don't do uturns in the middle of busy streets just because you're afraid you'll lose sight of someone. These things are especially true late at night if there aren't many cars on the road. Don't cruise the same area 6 nights in a row. Some areas are worse than others. Cook County LEO doesn't like out of towners on Manheim. Be careful where you turn around- they love to hide on side streets and catch guys turning around. If they do follow you, don't panic and do something stupid like run, especially if you have a girl in the car. If followed, keep driving until out of the area, which is what they really want, anyway. If you don't see lights flashing behind you, just get out of there. If you do, stop and deal with it.

[QUOTE=Ump1969;4829252]This would be a good time to remind mongers not to do things to get noticed. If you keep driving back and forth at the same location, you get noticed. Vary the routine, use different routes, don't always use the curb lane. Don't do uturns in the middle of busy streets just because you're afraid you'll lose sight of someone. These things are especially true late at night if there aren't many cars on the road. Don't cruise the same area 6 nights in a row. Some areas are worse than others. Cook County LEO doesn't like out of towners on Manheim. Be careful where you turn around- they love to hide on side streets and catch guys turning around. If they do follow you, don't panic and do something stupid like run, especially if you have a girl in the car. If followed, keep driving until out of the area, which is what they really want, anyway. If you don't see lights flashing behind you, just get out of there. If you do, stop and deal with it.[/QUOTE]BitterRoot56 here. Been lurking here for a long time. That is very good advice Ump1969. I agree with all of it, more than ever in this present day and age. Be careful out there everybody. Uncle LEO is out there watching and waiting. Me, I plan on doing a stroll very soon and if anything happens I will post. BitterRoot56 out.

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