Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Grimmy23;5771589]Think about it. This place has younger, hotter girls than pretty much any MP out there. If guys were really banging these girls for $200 there would be lines out the door and reviews all over this place. I don't know what exactly their game is. It definitely is not a "franchise. " I own a franchise so I know that game quite well. Just for kicks I contacted them and asked for their FDD (Franchise Disclosure Document). It is something that all franchise businesses are legally obligated to provide. It's a government regulated document that has to be in a certain format that discloses pretty much everything you would need to know about buying in to the business. They didn't even know what a FDD was. Look at their Yelp and Google reviews. They're almost all 5 stars with half of them written by women, and most with Vietnamese names. There's an occasional "John Smith" type name posting a review, but with your typical Asian grammatical error syntax. They're obviously using bots to post reviews and doing it so poorly it's humorous. No female Asian client would pay $200 for 30 minutes to get a legit massage from a hot young Asian girl. They have plenty of their own Asian spas that give full body massages for $30. I can tell you with certainty that there's nobody at this address with a California massage certificate, which means the girls almost 100% are not trained in massage. Their business model doesn't even work. They advertise that their VIP members can get massages from as many girls at a time that they want. So imagine a "VIP" books a massage and wants all 4 girls working. The spa basically has to dedicate all of its resources to one dude for an hour and not book any other clients for no extra fee? It doesn't work and would be logistically impossible. So I don't know what exactly it is that they're doing. Maybe serving as a front to get people to buy MPs of not quite the same business model? If you know much about the AMP business, the unfortunate fact is the majority of it is a criminal enterprise with a kingpin located somewhere in Asia. The "owners" of the spas are just pawns, so when they get busted and thrown in jail the kingpin just recruits new owners and opens other shops elsewhere. I suspect this is what's going on here, except they've figured out a clever way to get the pawns to actually pay money to be pawns. Just a guess. That would make these shops huge loss leaders. They aren't making any money by running these two locations, but they more than make up for it with the other MPs they get people to open.[/QUOTE]Dude keep posting please, you crack me up with your "big boss overseas" stories. I feel like I'm watching a 1940's yellow peril propaganda film when I read your posts. Those Triads are running all the mp's in the US, and they have to of gangsters working for them beating people up with their karate chops. LOL.

[QUOTE=BigBoDonk;5772609]Wait what is a difference between FC and F&C?[/QUOTE]FC is First Class massage in Santa Ana, off of Harbor and W 1st Street.

Sunny Health Reflexology Westminster is F&C that most in here call it, haven't been there yet, but will let you know, I might go tomorrow.

The girl at FC today in SA was horrible, nothing special, wasted $$.

I like young ones, but sometimes the grannies do it for me, LOL I will check out F&C maybe try this LUCY everyones keep ranting about.

Element Massage is still my number 1 place to go, new fresh young talent daily.

[QUOTE=Porkys1980;5770599]Lights aren't on in this AMP heaven but they are all open honey spa rose massage and sunny spa.

Don't go to white swan rude girls and took $60 from wallet wo asking.[/QUOTE]Your brought your wallet with you? Interesting. I never bring anything but cash.

[QUOTE=MinnyMassage;5771971]How close is what they are doing at Palms to being "real" nuru? They advertise VIP with real nuru gel, but that doesn't guarantee it's good.[/QUOTE]I've tried out the gel option, and honestly it's not really worth it; they still do it in the massage beds, and they don't use enough gel to for the upcharge to be anywhere near worth it. The only provider I've had who actually uses gel the right way (ie: lots and lots of it, though she uses a bed with a rubber covering, which is close enough to the actual thing) is Aria.

Almost every provider, be it spa or independent, uses oil. The best independents are pretty liberal with the oil and still manage to make it a really great experience, though. Michelle, Kat, and Jade are some of my favorite independents.

Speaking of, in some bad news, Michelle / Vipnurugoddess will be dropping out of the game and will be retiring after May. She's been my ATF now since 2019, and I have to admit it's a really big bummer to hear the sad news.

[QUOTE=YellowFinTuna;5772845]Your brought your wallet with you? Interesting. I never bring anything but cash.[/QUOTE]That and I'll only bring what I think service should be. Easy to show empty pockets if pressed.

If service is exemplary. Or off menu items, small pockets hold extra cash.

Swung by a couple days ago Midday. Saw Lucy and said hi but guess she was busy though I came and went & she was still chilling. I got Mamasan & I didn't go here for a looker but damn. Older, check. Chubby, check. Wheezing from the Rona, maybe. For the first time I was glad to be rushed. It's hard to get that nut when she sounds like Louis Armstrong but my depths of depravity surprise even me sometimes. SMH.

[QUOTE=Porkys1980;5772400]Not sure if you were at the same place That I went to. This place was on Harbor and w 1st street.

There's a metro PCs next to it in a busy strip mall. Walked in there were like 5 grannies. And I asked for Lulu. Hoping for a good BJ and FS. None just a regular handy by another younger Lulu with kinda dark blonde hair, Chinese girl in her late 30's. B cups nothing special and nothing excited. Paid $40 for the house and $60 for tips and barely got to suck her titties. Waste of time.[/QUOTE]I tried this place last week. WeeWee had me on all fours, a digit up my bung and stroked me to completion. Then I flipped over, and got a scalp massage to finish. That was a first! Left $60 and will be back!.

[QUOTE=Monger562;5773010]Swung by a couple days ago Midday. Saw Lucy and said hi but guess she was busy though I came and went & she was still chilling. I got Mamasan & I didn't go here for a looker but damn. Older, check. Chubby, check. Wheezing from the Rona, maybe. For the first time I was glad to be rushed. It's hard to get that nut when she sounds like Louis Armstrong but my depths of depravity surprise even me sometimes. SMH.[/QUOTE]Went tonite to try Lucy, great tits, good BJ and she let me CIM, like the older hotter asian mother would do! 9 / 10 for me. Will try coco next time.

[QUOTE=BigBoDonk;5772609]Wait what is a difference between FC and F&C?[/QUOTE]1. First Class Massage.

2. Fish & Chip aka Reflexology Massage.

[QUOTE=Porkys1980;5772400]Not sure if you were at the same place That I went to. This place was on Harbor and w 1st street.

There's a metro PCs next to it in a busy strip mall. Walked in there were like 5 grannies. And I asked for Lulu. Hoping for a good BJ and FS. None just a regular handy by another younger Lulu with kinda dark blonde hair, Chinese girl in her late 30's. B cups nothing special and nothing excited. Paid $40 for the house and $60 for tips and barely got to suck her titties. Waste of time.[/QUOTE]You went to the wrong place. PM Slammer for approval first; I can't give out the information, either.

YZ is different. It's not a Jack shack but that's not to say you can't get extras.

You need to be somewhat of a regular and the girl needs to like you. Bella is picky. She gives handys but not every time and not to everyone. Vivian gives a strong massage and a nice tease. Sometimes she will and sometimes she won't. If you decide you are going to pop into YZ for a massage and a HJ you may be disappointed. I do ok there but I've been going in for years, and I still walk out with blue balls. Lillian was the only consistent, but I'm not sure that she is still there. Vivian and Lilian are 40's and not so cute.

Stick with Bamboo for the best of both every time.

[QUOTE=Reagbaeg;5772696]Any tips for providers at YZ?

Been frequenting bamboo and air body but wanted to try somewhere new.

I have tried a few now with no luck but I enjoy the chase / mystery more than the other places. Vivian gave the most tease out of all and brushed against junior on the flip but no luck. Also tried Bella who gave a good massage but minimal tease and quite conservative. Forget the name of the last girl but also quite conservative. Know it's not helpful without the name but would recognize if I saw it.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Porkys1980;5773047]Went tonite to try Lucy, great tits, good BJ and she let me CIM, like the older hotter asian mother would do! 9 / 10 for me. Will try coco next time.[/QUOTE]That's a negative ghost rider. The pattern is full. You do not want to try Coco. You have been warned.

[QUOTE=Porkys1980;5772748]FC is First Class massage in Santa Ana, off of Harbor and W 1st Street.

Sunny Health Reflexology Westminster is F&C that most in here call it, haven't been there yet, but will let you know, I might go tomorrow.

The girl at FC today in SA was horrible, nothing special, wasted $$.

I like young ones, but sometimes the grannies do it for me, LOL I will check out F&C maybe try this LUCY everyones keep ranting about.

Element Massage is still my number 1 place to go, new fresh young talent daily.[/QUOTE]Sorry fellow mongers. I meant Elegant massage.

[QUOTE=Hornilius69;5773067]You went to the wrong place. PM Slammer for approval first; I can't give out the information, either.[/QUOTE]I need a minimum of 15 post before I could give him approval! LOL.

[QUOTE=PhineasPhreak;5772697]Dude keep posting please, you crack me up with your "big boss overseas" stories. I feel like I'm watching a 1940's yellow peril propaganda film when I read your posts. Those Triads are running all the mp's in the US, and they have to of gangsters working for them beating people up with their karate chops. LOL.[/QUOTE]I won't be posting about the subject anymore because it's not what this forum is for, but suffice to say I have in-depth knowledge on the subject and you are free to DM me if you want to discuss further.

Irvine folks. What is your go to? Since Irvine doesn't have any AMPs, I always need to venture out. I go to A+ in LH if I need extra and Max Relax if I just want a massage (they do tease but won't finish if you insist).

Who has the biggest tits?

[QUOTE=BigBoDonk;5773975]Who has the biggest tits?[/QUOTE]Actually A's with nice, sensitive long Asian nipples are the best in my humble opinion. Girls ruin themselves with bolt ons. And I'd put tats in the same category.

[QUOTE=NiceGuy99;5774179]Actually A's with nice, sensitive long Asian nipples are the best in my humble opinion. Girls ruin themselves with bolt ons. And I'd put tats in the same category.[/QUOTE]I was asking about real not fake tits.

[QUOTE=IgnusDeo;5772949]I've tried out the gel option, and honestly it's not really worth it; they still do it in the massage beds, and they don't use enough gel to for the upcharge to be anywhere near worth it. The only provider I've had who actually uses gel the right way (ie: lots and lots of it, though she uses a bed with a rubber covering, which is close enough to the actual thing) is Aria.

Almost every provider, be it spa or independent, uses oil. The best independents are pretty liberal with the oil and still manage to make it a really great experience, though. Michelle, Kat, and Jade are some of my favorite independents.

Speaking of, in some bad news, Michelle / Vipnurugoddess will be dropping out of the game and will be retiring after May. She's been my ATF now since 2019, and I have to admit it's a really big bummer to hear the sad news.[/QUOTE]Is Michelle the same Michelle from nuru gurus / body care center? Or is Kat or Jade the same one? I recently found Corina or Karina from there again and have been trying to find the other girls, they were all so great. I really miss Roku if anyone's seen her.

[QUOTE=Porkys1980;5773575]Sorry fellow mongers. I meant Elegant massage.[/QUOTE]Is this place still open? Says closed on maps and very intrigued if you wouldn't mind posting or sending more info.

I went to A spa in La Puente on Hacienda Boulevard and and see for myself all the fuss about Anna. I slim Asian beautiful eyes and face tight ass beautiful legs I would put her age around 35 Decent blow job skills and then Slammer gave her the 8. 75 inspection. I had her in every possible position and I just pounded her from behind real good She can really take a cock real good. As I cleaned up asked me where I live I said in the OC I said please come back again she has it been fucked like that for years I told her I'll have to bring some of my OC boys to go meet her.

Go Rams.

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5774209]I went to A spa in La Puente on Hacienda Boulevard and and see for myself all the fuss about Anna. I slim Asian beautiful eyes and face tight ass beautiful legs I would put her age around 35 Decent blow job skills and then Slammer gave her the 8. 75 inspection. I had her in every possible position and I just pounded her from behind real good She can really take a cock real good. As I cleaned up asked me where I live I said in the OC I said please come back again she has it been fucked like that for years I told her I'll have to bring some of my OC boys to go meet her.

Go Rams.[/QUOTE]Sorry about all the mumbo-jumbo at the end but usually I'm driving and texting but overall go see her great massage also place is really clean.

Went to see Cindy at Lake Forest #112 or Serenity or Lake Forest Accu or whatever it's called. I've known about / followed her for a while now from her Insta but never got around to seeing her. She used to be at a spot in Santa Ana and Newport and now she's here. Super cool chick, 21 years old or so and thick in all the right places, actual thick not fat. Colombian, super flirty from the start, saying I smelled nice and was handsome, really believable. Immediately disrobed and asked if I wanted nuru, absolutely with that body. Super nice big round butt, natural Cs and fully shaved. She was super sensual on my back using her full body and teasing me a lot from under while talking dirty to me, was stoked she actually did a good body rub instead of being lazy with it. On the flip she started teasing me slowly, I asked what she's into and she said she likes foot stuff so I offered to give her a foot rub while she did her thing. I take forever and am particular and she was really patient and did exactly what I was into and asked for and seemed genuinely happy to see the finish. Saw her on a Friday, says her schedule changes sometimes so she posts it on her Insta when she knows it. Standard nuru tip for a 45 minutes. Her Insta is nuru_queenxp.

[QUOTE=Danzigx138;5774198]Is this place still open? Says closed on maps and very intrigued if you wouldn't mind posting or sending more info.[/QUOTE]They are open. Make sure to call or text they will then make an appointment for you.

$40 for 30 minutes and $60 for 60 minutes. Plus tips of course LOL.

[QUOTE=YellowFinTuna;5772845]Your brought your wallet with you? Interesting. I never bring anything but cash.[/QUOTE]I've always brought my wallet in. My thinking is that if the place gets raided and I get hauled off, I'll have a way of getting out of jail. But perhaps that isn't clear thinking.

Lift Her Up.

[QUOTE=NiceGuy99;5774179] . . . Girls ruin themselves with bolt ons. And I'd put tats in the same category.[/QUOTE]Finally, there's someone on this board who feels the same way I do about overdone bolt-ons and tattoos!

Lift Her Up.

[QUOTE=LiftHerUp;5775048]Finally, there's someone on this board who feels the same way I do about overdone bolt-ons and tattoos!

Lift Her Up.[/QUOTE]You are not alone at all in feeling that way. Tats are a major turn off as are fake parts

[QUOTE=FeMaiden;5775082]You are not alone at all in feeling that way. Tats are a major turn off as are fake parts[/QUOTE]And add piercings to the list.

[QUOTE=Grimmy23;5775161]And add piercings to the list.[/QUOTE]The only exceptions for me are lower back tats and belly button piercings. Those I like.

[QUOTE=FeMaiden;5775225]The only exceptions for me are lower back tats and belly button piercings. Those I like.[/QUOTE]A small tramp stamp is ok. The belly button piercings are pretty cool. I was working with an Asian WG who wanted a belly button piercing and we were surprised to learn that they take 9-12 months to fully heal. She recruited new customers by wearing a barely there (REALLY barely) bikini at beaches and hotel pools so she decided not to get the piercing as she wanted to keep her steady stream of new clients going and not risk an infection from going into the water. When her bikinis got wet they were fairly translucent and it was totally obvious what was on offer.

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5774209]I went to A spa in La Puente on Hacienda Boulevard and and see for myself all the fuss about Anna. I slim Asian beautiful eyes and face tight ass beautiful legs I would put her age around 35 Decent blow job skills and then Slammer gave her the 8. 75 inspection. I had her in every possible position and I just pounded her from behind real good She can really take a cock real good. As I cleaned up asked me where I live I said in the OC I said please come back again she has it been fucked like that for years I told her I'll have to bring some of my OC boys to go meet her.

Go Rams.[/QUOTE]What was the damage Slammer?

[QUOTE=Nonsense3099;5775320]What was the damage Slammer?[/QUOTE]100.00 But afterwards what I put her through I gave her an extra 40.

But I heard there are some cute girls there.

But it was only her at the time.

Has anyone tried the new talent there I have a picture of the girl on all fours she looked pretty damn good.

[QUOTE=NiceGuy99;5768722]70 to the house for an hour? Please be a little more wordy. .[/QUOTE]What all happened?

120 x S Euclid St #D.

Tried this spot. It was actually hard to find LOL but not a bad spot. To public for me to be honest. So I was welcomed by sunny. And she is not that bad looking. Tech a little brown. But I think its due to meth. She can really take a pounding. Experience was mediocre but would come back if I'm bored.

Covered BJ.

Covered FS.

Damaged $50/90 for FS. Due to the fact that they are slow and if I say nevermind. They get $0 other then the door fee LOL.

So shesaid its ok this time. Due to the lack of reviews. I took one for the team. And to be honest. I ACTUALLY WENT FOR A REAL LEGIT MASSAGE. NOT THIS LOL.

[QUOTE=Grimmy23;5773879]I won't be posting about the subject anymore because it's not what this forum is for, but suffice to say I have in-depth knowledge on the subject and you are free to DM me if you want to discuss further.[/QUOTE]Grimmy thanks for sharing. You have decades more in this game than I. Always good to hear war stories.

[QUOTE=Danzigx138;5774196]Is Michelle the same Michelle from nuru gurus / body care center? Or is Kat or Jade the same one? I recently found Corina or Karina from there again and have been trying to find the other girls, they were all so great. I really miss Roku if anyone's seen her.[/QUOTE]Same Michelle, yeah. Sadly, I got into mongering long after the Gurus closed down, so I don't really know who else used to be there. Michelle I only found out about because I'd spoken to her about it a lot.

Going to be a pain finding another independent who provides the same intimate experience that she does.

This happened over the holidays at a spa in Wminster that gets mentioned occasionally here. It was my second visit. On a Thursday afternoon going at it when the provider stopped suddenly and seemed genuinely nervous and indicated we should both get dressed. Once we did she explained that LEO had been coming by Wed and Thur afternoons and in the future I should avoid both afternoons.

I gave her a small tip even though she seemed willing to forgo the tip, and left.

Anybody heard anything similar? I didn't feel like it was a scam. I'd been with her previously with no problem. I'm thinking of going back later in the month on a different day.

Has anyone seen the estimable Hanna from Healthy? I tried texting her in the fall and she answered she was overseas (home).

I tried again last month and the text was 'undeliverable'.

Perhaps she has left us?