Massage Parlor Reports

RTF South Burbs and you will find what you are looking for.

[QUOTE=Ken79; 1516147]Has anyone checked out the new place in Matteson called Crystal Spa?

Any details?[/QUOTE]

Nice pic's in the ad. Walk in and you will probably find grannie and Bebe!

Please let the group know how your visit to Crystal's goes. I've invested a lot of time there over the years and wrote it off. Maybe there is hope. Good luck.

[QUOTE=Angai; 1516169]I was wondering if anyone has tried this place out? I just noticed it on BP I guess it is pretty new. If anyone has any intel let me know thanks otherwise I may check it out for myself sometime next week.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/grand-opening-new-management-708-503-0212-crystal-health-spa-all-new-27/12664123[/url][/QUOTE]

I was drinving down Weber and saw a new place a little north from Clay Guida's Gym. Was wondering if anyone had any experience there?

[QUOTE=Wyd0101;1517962]I was drinving down Weber and saw a new place a little north from Clay Guida's Gym. Was wondering if anyone had any experience there?[/QUOTE]I think you are referring to KT massage.

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/thp/3203327975.html[/url]

Don't think much fun will be had there.

[QUOTE=Jadedone; 1518376]I think you are referring to KT massage.

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/thp/3203327975.html[/url]

Don't think much fun will be had there.[/QUOTE]Sign behind the counter in front says keep underwear on. LOL. Never been back.

[QUOTE=Bjee89;1518380]Sign behind the counter in front says keep underwear on. LOL. Never been back.[/QUOTE]Wow, their advertisement says that table showers are available. Table showers with your underwear on? Sounds like a squishy ride home.

[QUOTE=ChiHappiness;1518608]Wow, their advertisement says that table showers are available. Table showers with your underwear on? Sounds like a squishy ride home.[/QUOTE]This brings up a question I've been meaning to ask:

Is a table shower even legal in Chicago (assuming it goes without saying that the underwear comes off)?

I presume naked TS must be legal since they're all so out in the open.

[QUOTE=Magooski;1517089]Nice pic's in the ad. Walk in and you will probably find grannie and Bebe![/QUOTE]Forth picture down look like the gal from the shut down Nabi in Lancing, Nice. Keep us informed.

[QUOTE=BenBeck; 1518899]This brings up a question I've been meaning to ask:

Is a table shower even legal in Chicago (assuming it goes without saying that the underwear comes off)?

I presume naked TS must be legal since they're all so out in the open.[/QUOTE]You have to remember, the same shit (basically) goes down in hospitals and nursing homes everywhere in the country, everyday. Many handicapped and / or injured people cannot bathe themselves. That being said, the way I understand it is as long as neither party files a police report, you're good. If the touching is considered lewd, and YOU complain to the police, then it's illegal. As far as being nude is considered, hey, the towel must have fell off when I lept up after a herd of barrell-assed cops broke the front door down.

Remember David Archuleta from American Idol? Nice kid right? He finished second, pretty damn good. Well, his dad's a dumbass. Google 'David Archuleta dad massage arrested' and read the articles. He ADMITTED he got a hand job and before that statement, the cops had no evidence against him whatsoever. Same goes for the TS situation.

Tineye shows that 3/4 of the pics are coming up as positive. Only the pic of the girl in the red dress hasn't been recycled. Still waiting to hear any reports to see if the girls are the same as before or if they've gotten younger and hotter.

[QUOTE=Gopher88;1519128]Forth picture down look like the gal from the shut down Nabi in Lancing, Nice. Keep us informed.[/QUOTE]

I ain't no lawyer, but my understanding is that there are 2 issues to worry about. They worry about losing their massage license and a prostitution charge. Neither would happen if they gave a nude table shower as long as they don't touch your junk. The thing that our government does not want to happen is for someone to get paid to massage your penis or testicles. Make sense?

In reality the table shower is great because you both are mostly naked, There's usually nothing in the room that could conceal a recording device and there's running water as background noise. Its perfect time for a Leo check. If she washes your jimmy she's cool. If you encourage her to wash your jimmy then your cool. If either side is hesitant then its a problem.

[QUOTE=BenBeck; 1518899]This brings up a question I've been meaning to ask:

Is a table shower even legal in Chicago (assuming it goes without saying that the underwear comes off)?

I presume naked TS must be legal since they're all so out in the open.[/QUOTE]

I have a question for members and watcher's, For some reason I can't find a current hearing schedule,

I have looked at: Business Affairs and Consumer Protection. Weekly Hearing Schedules. All from April.

Alice's South Wentworth Is due to have a hearing today. I can't find it anywhere.

Could some one post a link. Are PM me. I use to check it every week see what was going on. I though maybe they were on summer brake. Nothing since April 11 2012

I went to the one on Wolf a few years back and nothing. Steer clear.

[QUOTE=Jadedone; 1518376]I think you are referring to KT massage.

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/thp/3203327975.html[/url]

Don't think much fun will be had there.[/QUOTE]

Just got done at a long standing place in Willowbrook. TS was busy at the time so she said that we would do that after. Provider was a cute little Asian with a decent rack (C). Massage was quick, effortless, and disappointing. FS was provided after that which was nice but overall I felt rushed. She asked what my preference for girls was and I said big titties. She offered to bring in another girl with D's but I didn't have the means to that end. Good overall experience but could have been better. PM for more details.