Korean Bar Reports

Thanks for the info.

I will definately check some of the places out. Heard a lot about splash so I guess I'll start there.

Halloween night, what can I tell you. Started in kalihi at about 8:00. First stop spotlight. Practically empty but had one anyway. Left and decided to walk around the block to cheer station. On my way a homeless micronesian gentleman started to swear at me and threatened to punch my face. Stopped and waited but he just kept talking. But it's halloween and I can't waste my time killing a homeless guy. Majority of the girls were in costume and sitting with each other in the booths. Bar was full of guys drinking and talking story basically ignoring the girls. Sounds like some of you forum guys were there. Next stop 904. Girls in costume all sitting outside which is a major deterrent as going in there would be like swimming in a shark tank. At this point wanted to check out cleopatra to see what ivy was wearing this year and if she was already wasted but alast my fellow mongers show up and we decide to head into town. First stop the unholy trinity of camelot, closed moonflower, and secret.

Camelot was pretty interesting. Apparently they don't celebrate halloween in gangnam land. Bar full as usual with forum losers. Listened to some bs from the losers while I stared at momi's ass. What a rob but boy is she hot. Let's go to secret. Nice decorations. Girls dressed up in all types of outfits. I sit with kiana who is some kind of catwoman but she says she is a black panther. WTF. Friend sits with the infamous lily who was not in costume but just like a shedemon proceeds to take my friend to the back booths. Police woman candy comes by with her sweet ass and of course my other friend cannot resist. Drank 3 beers and got tired of waiting for my friends being milked so got up and walked over to business. Loverboy loveland as that guy oldee likes to say. Some girls dressed up but nowhere to sit so I left.

Casino was pretty busy which was interesting because that place sucks. Moonflower was also full but most of the girls were in costume so I went in and had one. I know that irritating Chinese girl with the big rack. She was captain america without the mask and shield. There was a guy sitting at the bar who was the splitting image of father damien without the leprosy. Oldee was that you? Must be because that guy was getting major play from some skinny kb girl in a white dress. Started getting jealous of oldee so left and went to damour. Pretty good. Some lookers dressed up but all taken. The usual suspects drinking green tea and standing spying on everybody else. Evergreen dead. Too early. The hags surrounded me and I felt like how perseus must have felt when faced against the gorgons. Ran out to twilight. Something occurred to me at that moment. No candy! Everywhere I went nobody had candy. Bags of chips yes. Peanuts. Dammit I want some snickers. It's halloween. I'm bust and horny and craving chocolate. Decided to sell out and went to small sandy's. Bar is full. Where the hell is kay? Settled for ruby. In my opinion pretty and totally out of place in that bar but a man has needs. Settled at $120 for FS in the back area behind the beer cases. Was okay but still not candy. Oh well maybe next year. More to report but I have rambled much too long and you losers need to get back to criticizing people and plan jobs.

[QUOTE=Kalani69;1589021]Anyone got any 411 on her? MILF at least in her 40s, tall and thin, no boobs, very friendly, and doesn't guzzle. Just wondering what's on the menu. Used to be at Cheers. PM ok.[/QUOTE]I know who you talking about but I have no personal experiance with her as an action girl.

Sorry Oldee but no mnf live reports or pics of the food and markers tonight. No like make you jealous anymore. Plus my doc told me no drink soju anymore. Turns me and the Master Y into horny bastards. I too old to wrestle with kbgs anymore. I leave it up to Vaps and Wangn. They young studs!

[QUOTE=Oldee;1588644]Haha, Wangn set you on the right path wea to go. Would add Ellie in there too. Just report after, OK?[/QUOTE]Eh yo Oldee I wasn't personally going out to town if that's what you meant. I learned thru trial & error so to speak minus most of the error part! Monday is definitely D5 nite for me & the crew! I will be in town Tuesday around 3ish-4ish so PM if any of you all going to be somewhere. Over & out!

[QUOTE=TheVirus;1589221]The hags surrounded me and I felt like how perseus must have felt when faced against the gorgons.[/QUOTE]This is a fucking epic line. Bwahahahahahhaha. I can picture this vividly.

Must be a slow night. Splash chick is texting me to visit. Haha, what am I? ATM service? Might hit the bars on Wed and follow up with a return to VIP. The lineup there is killer.

[QUOTE=TheVirus; 1589221]Halloween night, what can I tell you. Started in kalihi at about 8:00. First stop spotlight. Practically empty but had one anyway. Left and decided to walk around the block to cheer station. On my way a homeless micronesian gentleman started to swear at me and threatened to punch my face. Stopped and waited but he just kept talking. But it's halloween and I can't waste my time killing a homeless guy. Majority of the girls were in costume and sitting with each other in the booths. Bar was full of guys drinking and talking story basically ignoring the girls. Sounds like some of you forum guys were there. Next stop 904. Girls in costume all sitting outside which is a major deterrent as going in there would be like swimming in a shark tank. At this point wanted to check out cleopatra to see what ivy was wearing this year and if she was already wasted but alast my fellow mongers show up and we decide to head into town. First stop the unholy trinity of camelot, closed moonflower, and secret.

Camelot was pretty interesting. Apparently they don't celebrate halloween in gangnam land. Bar full as usual with forum losers. Listened to some bs from the losers while I stared at momi's ass. What a rob but boy is she hot. Let's go to secret. Nice decorations. Girls dressed up in all types of outfits. I sit with kiana who is some kind of catwoman but she says she is a black panther. WTF. Friend sits with the infamous lily who was not in costume but just like a shedemon proceeds to take my friend to the back booths. Police woman candy comes by with her sweet ass and of course my other friend cannot resist. Drank 3 beers and got tired of waiting for my friends being milked so got up and walked over to business. Loverboy loveland as that guy oldee likes to say. Some girls dressed up but nowhere to sit so I left.

Casino was pretty busy which was interesting because that place sucks. Moonflower was also full but most of the girls were in costume so I went in and had one. I know that irritating Chinese girl with the big rack. She was captain america without the mask and shield. There was a guy sitting at the bar who was the splitting image of father damien without the leprosy. Oldee was that you? Must be because that guy was getting major play from some skinny kb girl in a white dress. Started getting jealous of oldee so left and went to damour. Pretty good. Some lookers dressed up but all taken. The usual suspects drinking green tea and standing spying on everybody else. Evergreen dead. Too early. The hags surrounded me and I felt like how perseus must have felt when faced against the gorgons. Ran out to twilight. Something occurred to me at that moment. No candy! Everywhere I went nobody had candy. Bags of chips yes. Peanuts. Dammit I want some snickers. It's halloween. I'm bust and horny and craving chocolate. Decided to sell out and went to small sandy's. Bar is full. Where the hell is kay? Settled for ruby. In my opinion pretty and totally out of place in that bar but a man has needs. Settled at $120 for FS in the back area behind the beer cases. Was okay but still not candy. Oh well maybe next year. More to report but I have rambled much too long and you losers need to get back to criticizing people and plan jobs.[/QUOTE]I think was Fuj. Thx for report. Oldee #1 Loser

[QUOTE=Oldee;1589299]I think was Fuj. Thx for report.

Oldee #1 Loser[/QUOTE]Shit, busted again.

[QUOTE=Oldee;1588989]Eh BE, you next FM captain ah.[/QUOTE]Fuck Yea, I be your captain, this week Saturday 11/10/2012 DIM together with NFM. 2:00 pm to 2:00am Every one wear green and meeting place and only place is SPLASH. Tell the day and night bartender you are Belot Eater (BE) that's if you guy got balls but anyways I bet anybody they not going believe you. I'll meet you guys there after I finish work at 9. LOL!

Thanks. She looks sick. I guess her being 50-something must be all dried up by now. No play whatsoever, however, she is a mean cook.

[QUOTE=Fujikurasplice;1588082]Nani played when she was mama at Hilltop. You can check old posts about her. She looked better back then, now she's in permanent halloween witch costume all year round. She's so sickly looking now, unless you guy out there are into necrophilia. Just thinking about her makes my chimpo shrink.[/QUOTE]

Typical MNF fun, choke beeru markers, pupus galore loud MF'ers like myself yelling talking shat to my pals but having good fun! Nothing much to report about Club Kalani aside of the fact the jabba was present & a jabba jr way shorter & smaller but just as fugly. Walked over to Vegas3 no space on the bar & don't want to sit in the "stalls" so off to Lilacs to $ for MNF blox only "old vampires" over there so we end upatClub Lucky "1eye" Honu. Nothing there but Mink was present kbg haunt from years pass but still looks good, Sandy was busy playing gaming machine, had a few more beers for good measure then went hele.

[QUOTE=Belot Eater;1589366]Fuck Yea, I be your captain, this week Saturday 11/10/2012, 2:00 pm to 2:00am. Every one wear green and meeting place and only place is SPLASH. LOL![/QUOTE]I salute you wearing green at Splash, this Saturday! At least you not one forum looza like Oldee, Fuj, and Kapa! Now the winna know where and when for show us how!

[QUOTE=Belot Eater;1589366]Fuck Yea, I be your captain, this week Saturday 11/10/2012 DIM together with NFM. 2:00 pm to 2:00am Every one wear green and meeting place and only place is SPLASH. Tell the day and night bartender you are Belot Eater (BE) that's if you guy got balls but anyways I bet anybody they not going believe you. I'll meet you guys there after I finish work at 9. LOL![/QUOTE]At least I know Korean808 going, LOL. How much money I win if they believ I you? Hey TheVirus, can you tell us why forum guys losers? Cuz they not THE MAN like you? lol. Btw, you meant Butts, not Moonflower after Casino. Enjoyed your report tho.

[QUOTE=Oldee;1589299]I think was Fuj. Thx for report. Oldee #1 Loser[/QUOTE]I take personal offense at this ranking. I have worked hard to get my #1 position. Just exactly when was the last time you went and got a handjob from Jessica at Blue Sea? Hmmm? Well sir, I did last night and it cost me $40 (2 drinks). So there beat that #2 loser! LOL.

Ss

I should have listened to Oldee's advice and not have expected too much action on a Monday. Started at Splash, where it was dead. Just a bunch of LVB's on the bar, funny how I see the same guys at the bar acting all cool but all the girls cannot stand them. Last night it was the real estate mortgage guy (I know you're reading this bro. Hahaha, gotcha) , who all the girls think is a jack ass and a bunch of older japanese guys who look like they were drunk since 2pm. Then it was off to Butterfly and Casino where it was even more slow. Went to Evergreen, sat with Kara and bought just one drink. You know it was slow because she sat with me for about 45 minutes and I only bought her one drink. Never like that when its busy since everyone knows she drinks (non alcohol) like a dry sponge! Finally it was off to Sorabol for some food and it seemed like there were more girls there than at the bars. I should just go out at 2pm and go to Sorabol and buy drinks there, might be cheaper.

Aloha gang,

GK