Massage Parlor Reports

Saw the following generic asian ad, googled the number and nothing came up so I figured for $39/ hour I couldn't go too far wrong. After all they promised to have a "Friendly Asia masseuse available" who would "love to take your srress (sic) away." I'm a sucker for bad English in ads.

[URL]http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/thp/4151209671.html[/URL]

I wasn't expecting much. First off, the place is in Newport Beach so odds of getting anything extra was remote. Second, you step in the back of a nail shop where the door doesn't quite close and the gal puts a potted plant in front of the door to block it (sort of like hanging a sock on your dorm room door when you want to let your roommate know your banging a nice girl in your room). Anyway, there were about 6 massage "beds" in back, all separated only by a curtain. The Korean masseuse was about 4 foot nothing and 40-50 years old but she had nice tits. She told me to undress and go to the far corner bed (the most remote and furthest from the door). I was the only client. She stood there as I got butt-ass nekid and had me lie down on my stomach. She put a towel over my butt that was about 6 inches square so it covered nothing.

The good news is that she gave a great massage from toes to butt, to top of head. She would only come within 1/2 inch of Mr. Happy, even when I was laying on my back and the 6 inch square towel was tented and touched nothing on the bottom edges. I tried every signal in the book, including grabbing Mr. Happy and pointing it at her as she walked around the table. No nothing.

Anyway, for a more-than-decent massage I'd recommend. For exploding into the zone of orgasmic bliss I'd give it a pass. Stay safe.

You'll be much happier with Christine! Although Wendy is nice, her massage skills are average at best. Christine is way thinner, way hotter, and way better at massage. She also understands that we need to look and touch sometimes to get off.[QUOTE=WoodYee;1913333]QUOTE=B Malibu;1912679]Been having great luck with two spas owned by the same people. Sweet Spa near Yoshinoya on Beach & Lampson. If you like cute young spinners, ask for Christine M- Sat. Wendy was ok, but go for Christine. I like the Table Shower first to get the juices flowing as they clean out all the cracks and crevasses.

Other spot is Luxury Spa on the corner of Cerritos and Dale. Have had Michelle twice, but Vivian is the winner. She gives a great long TS and has a great rack. There's another cute Viet there named Ana too but have yet to try her.

Both places are only 50 for the hour and the girls are not pushy with the tips. I usually tip 50-60 given they do the extra work on the TS. I have no qualms about posting this info as they both advertise on BP. Open till 11 pm too.

- BM.[/QUOTE]


I decided to stop by Sweet to check it out during lunch. Come to this plaza all the time but never thought about trying out Sweet Spa. I paid .50 for the entry fee for an hour. I walked into the room and got undressed. A thicker vietnamese masseuse came in and told me her name was Wendy. She had a nice attitude the entire time. Massage was soso...she did some stuff with her elbows then got on my back and used her legs/knees to massage. She did some light teasing from the back and then on the flip she went to work with her hands. She ended up giving me a prostate which if you guys know, based on my previous posts, I'm down with. Ended with a great finish and then afterwards she took me to do the table shower. Next time I'll probably lead with the table shower but it was nice to get cleaned up and get rid of all the oil and other residue. I tipped .40 but she wanted more...I tossed in another .10 which I didn't really want to but I figured hell this broad was knuckle deep in my ass, I can spare another .10.

-Woodyee[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DeepThroat;1912246]Did Jo Jie close down?

They haven't been posting up ads on BP and I've tried calling them but they don't answer.[/QUOTE]Been there done that. Apparently sometimes the phone just isn't working there. One day that I tried calling while on my Phoebe quest there was no answr so I decided to drop by. There was only 1 young latina working and I told her I tried calling. She brought the phone out and I dialed and nothing. No ring. She had no explanation for it but said she would ask management. Few days later I tried calling again and someone answered. Also I've seen them closed 12-1 ish when they are supposed to be open. They are more than likely still open, just poorly managed.

I went back to Diamond Spa again the one on Champman. Last time I went there I Got a nice hand job for 40 and she showed me the goodies. So I went there again expecting more of the same. I walked in and pay the house fee and some hot thirtysomething vet girl lead me to my room and I can also see another monger with a fat chick leading him in his room and I kind of felt bad for him. Anyways got up okay massage on my back and on the flip she look at me and I asked her if she could take off her shirt. She had some nice boobs. She asked me if I was a cop and I said no and I started rubbing her boobs so she would know that I was not a cop. (Best move ever) She then asked me what else I wanted and I Said everything. She asked me how much money I had and I didn't have enough for everything. I thought I was just going for a tug. So I got a nice CBJ for 80. Anyways it was a great surprise and I got her number. She said she just started to work there. I am going to go back and try her out and get the full service.

Well. I already saw that a couple of other mongers reviewed the place that I scoped out, Jade Spa. I didn't see the initial hottie who gave me the tour of the shop. The provider I drew was an almost 2 g2 bt hottie with cute smile and; actually a fetish of mine... Asian chicks with dimples. And she was pretty awesome. Anyways, the other mongers already wrote reviews & they are right on.

What was the name of your provider?

[QUOTE=Beardguy;1914161]I went back to Diamond Spa again the one on Champman. Last time I went there I Got a nice hand job for 40 and she showed me the goodies. So I went there again expecting more of the same. I walked in and pay the house fee and some hot thirtysomething vet girl lead me to my room and I can also see another monger with a fat chick leading him in his room and I kind of felt bad for him. Anyways got up okay massage on my back and on the flip she look at me and I asked her if she could take off her shirt. She had some nice boobs. She asked me if I was a cop and I said no and I started rubbing her boobs so she would know that I was not a cop. (Best move ever) She then asked me what else I wanted and I Said everything. She asked me how much money I had and I didn't have enough for everything. I thought I was just going for a tug. So I got a nice CBJ for 80. Anyways it was a great surprise and I got her number. She said she just started to work there. I am going to go back and try her out and get the full service.[/QUOTE]

Called Newport Spa after seeing their ads and asked for Mimi, who I had read reviews on. It was around 8 and when I walk in, I told the older lady upfront that I made an appt w / Mimi. She tells me to go in room, get undressed and lay down. I'm expecting from their ad, where they specifically say the women are younger, and reading reviews of Mimi that I'm going to get someone 28-33. Wrong, in comes the same old hag who immediately douses me in oil out of the ketchup bottle as if I'm a dodger dog. I ask where Mimi is and she responds that she's Mimi. She starts lathering my back which is a complete slimy mess and tells me to put my head down. I relent for two seconds before I stand up for my .40 and say you're not the girl I was expecting. She bellowed out a burp / laugh as if she was caught and started yelling to the back in a foreign tongue to presumably mms. I ask, like it's amateur night, where the girl in the picture was and she said that she already went home. I asked once again if she was Mimi and she laughed no. I got my .40 back and left politely. I think I came out ahead considering I had about $5 worth of oil on my back that I got to take home.

BTW, Newport Spa is in costa Mesa on along the 55. Tried another one, Spring Spa right down the street. Provider looked like a slightly older Bai Ling with the hairstyle of Tong Po from the movie Kickboxer. Not my cup of tea but surprisingly the experience wasn't horrible. Decent massage with good, veteran technique on the finish. Free to roam, all for .40.

Amateur night... LMAO.

[QUOTE=UclaBruin;1916966]Called Newport Spa after seeing their ads and asked for Mimi, who I had read reviews on. It was around 8 and when I walk in, I told the older lady upfront that I made an appt w / Mimi. She tells me to go in room, get undressed and lay down. I'm expecting from their ad, where they specifically say the women are younger, and reading reviews of Mimi that I'm going to get someone 28-33. Wrong, in comes the same old hag who immediately douses me in oil out of the ketchup bottle as if I'm a dodger dog. I ask where Mimi is and she responds that she's Mimi. She starts lathering my back which is a complete slimy mess and tells me to put my head down. I relent for two seconds before I stand up for my .40 and say you're not the girl I was expecting. She bellowed out a burp / laugh as if she was caught and started yelling to the back in a foreign tongue to presumably mms. I ask, like it's amateur night, where the girl in the picture was and she said that she already went home. I asked once again if she was Mimi and she laughed no. I got my .40 back and left politely. I think I came out ahead considering I had about $5 worth of oil on my back that I got to take home.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BMalibu;1913455]You'll be much happier with Christine! Although Wendy is nice, her massage skills are average at best. Christine is way thinner, way hotter, and way better at massage. She also understands that we need to look and touch sometimes to get off.


I decided to stop by Sweet to check it out during lunch. Come to this plaza all the time but never thought about trying out Sweet Spa. I paid .50 for the entry fee for an hour. I walked into the room and got undressed. A thicker vietnamese masseuse came in and told me her name was Wendy. She had a nice attitude the entire time. Massage was soso...she did some stuff with her elbows then got on my back and used her legs/knees to massage. She did some light teasing from the back and then on the flip she went to work with her hands. She ended up giving me a prostate which if you guys know, based on my previous posts, I'm down with. Ended with a great finish and then afterwards she took me to do the table shower. Next time I'll probably lead with the table shower but it was nice to get cleaned up and get rid of all the oil and other residue. I tipped .40 but she wanted more...I tossed in another .10 which I didn't really want to but I figured hell this broad was knuckle deep in my ass, I can spare another .10.

-Woodyee[/QUOTE][/QUOTE]



Stopped by at opening time on Saturday, and caught Wendy walking in with her morning coffee A full figured girl, not fat, but not a spinner, I like, nice boobs no complaint. Took a few minutes to get organized, and I start with table shower. Nice action, then I hear chattering in Viet with her and another girl. And for about a minute I am getting 4 hands on the table shower ( I am lying face down at this point). The its two hands and they switched to Christine.

I know enough not to ask why, as she is a spinner. Dries me off a little, go to room and a solid B massage, nice teasing, no mention of tip and very nice finish. Felt under her shrit and they are nice and soft.

Left her 50 no complaint.

One thing I liked was when I came in I gave 60 for the 50 massage, and with all the switch aand confusion at the start I thought it might have been lost. Nope, when I was getting dressed dhe handed me my change, might have been in the room all along. I appreciate the honesty, and good attitudes.They deserve our business.

In that area are a million places for bad FS at high Viet prices, so its nice to find a good HJ place, fun and honest.

On business I occasionally get to an area that is about a mile or so from where there are foot places where about one out of ten is fun. This is in a typical strip center, (near a large center) that has a fast food, liquor store and a nail store that also says foot massage, with a tiny sign. So about two months ago I poke my head in and its had about 5 nail / pedicure stations, an a room off to the side with a curtain. I see a sign and ask if they do full body, get a yes. I see two males around and ask if they have females. Older lady / head nail lady / owner / mms says no,, come back in an hour.

I say can't make it, will come back. I show up a week later and she remembers me (probably few white guys come in, off the beaten path), and man is acting as PPS, as she other lady was doing nails. I ask if any girls available, he mumbles, she speaks to him in Asian and I think they switched and a female is available. I go back, its dark as heck and a tiny, tiny spinner (can't see her face) leads me to the last cubicle, which is a curtained off space, dark but the curtains are non see through and all the way up.

She tells me to lie down, take all clothes off. I obey, lie naked and she puts on towel and starts massage. Not a bad massage, works lower, I spread my legs out and she removes towel and massages with a graze of the boys. Flip, I move her hand to where I want it and she holds up fingers, either 2, 3 or 4, I could not see. Very nice HJ, and rest of massage.

Meanwhile, the "room" next door was now occuppied by the male owner she said givneg a massage to a younger asian lady (20-40? , who I could hear at is was her first time massage by a male. I must have switched with her.

Naturally my girl says don't tell anyone, come back soon. I gave her 40 and she was very happy. Nice natural titties, .On to part 2.

So I am leaving the massages area, and walking through ten feet of nail salon and MMS is working nails on a customer. She looks at me and says, you a handsome man, please come back. This is in the nail section, no men around. I laugh and leave.

In the area about a week later, but its a half hour before opening time. I walk in and MMs/nail lady is there just getting set up for the day. I ask for massage, and she says girl not here, come back. I say I can't, does she do massage. Her eyes lit up with a big smile ( I don't think anyone has asked for it in a while), and she says yes. Now she is at least 50, but a nice smile and probably a provider in the old country 30 years ago.

I go back, and lie down naked. She puts on towel and starts massage. I decided not to wait, and as soon as she hits the rear end I move my hand up and down the yoga pants. No resistance, so I start playing with her outside the pants and she is loving it. No conversation, it just continues and she is starting a nice tease in the massage.

Flip, and now I move inside in pants, and top and no resistance . she is working my face for massage and I go to FIV. She now is squirming, and getting wet. SHe wispers in my ear, do not tell my husband, yes she said husband who I figure was the guy I saw the other day.
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She then removes the towel, and then before I notice it she is gibing me a BBBJ. Does a very good job, and I have FIV and she gets off. I tell her I am ready to blow and she finishes with HJ. She leaves for 5 minutes, I hear her cleaning up in the restroom and then she comes in and cleans me up, and washings my hand for about two minuets with hot towel, soap and alcohol. The continues to fish the massage.

I leave and give her 50, with a pat on on her rear and we walk into nail room with other nail lady just sitting there.

Been back twice, but have only seen little spinner lady who may be 30-50, who can tell?), which is just fine. MMS always gives me normal smile, and come back soon. [I] guess the timing has to be right for her to do me again.

Seniors who I have dealt with before only for now, this is in the North of OC, maybe crossing into LA, within 5 mile of 605/5/91 area. Its not worth the drive for the regular girl, nice but but if you in the area, good relief.

I like the out of the out of the way places and the girls who only do it occasionally, looks don't matter that much as long as massage and finish are good.

I tried this one again as plan A was booked. 2nd time was the same as the first. Touching only allowed on the outside. HJ was rushed. I am done with this one and give it a fair rating at best.

[QUOTE=IbMike;1849343]I visited a couple of new ones this week. This is the one I'll report on today. I will need to do a follow up on the other before giving out the info.)

This place is on Tustin between Santa Clara and Fairhaven in Santa Ana. Sign says grand opening and I think it might actually be. I drive that way regularly and have never seen it. Place is called Spa Royal. I didn't catch the phone number but addy is 2431 Tustin #G. Massage was decent. My techs name was Lisa and was cute middle eastern late 20s with hair to her waist. I got a reluctant HJ but it was good once she got started. Based on the set up, I doubt there is any more available.[/QUOTE]

Went in for the third time and met Ivory. She is new, first week .30-40 , pleasant body. Gave a very teasing and flirty massage, followed my a HJ. She said they were going to be moving this month so look for new location...old one was in la habra.

[QUOTE=Stockholm;1796230]Based on a fellow monger's recommendation regarding a gal I haven't seen yet, I visited Sun & Rose which is right across the street from Jo Jie. I have been here a few times in the past and recent reviews have not been favorable so I haven't been here in over 2 years.

Was able to get an appt with Apple, a shapely & cute babe with just an awesome face to match a sexy body. I was pretty stoked when I saw how hot she was. Checked her out from head to toe and was quite surprised. I really liked her nice tan skin and toned bod. She really stands out because of her surprisingly beautiful face & nice rack (enhanced but lovely).

Got the hour for. 49 which was a pretty good deal and I normally don't go for the hour. It was very quiet there (I didn't even know this place was still open & it was off my radar for a while) & she didn't badger me with questions and she was real cool to talk with. Judging by her look she might be K rather than V but she had no accent so I couldn't tell. Looks wise, she is similar to "Honey" at Euclid Lampson but Apple is more calm and collected. And Apple has a prettier face but the body is on the same level as Honey. And yes, Apple did provide fs and she didn't rush me too badly.

Unfortunately she will be at this shop only for a few more days, then she will go to another place so you better hurry. I asked her to call me if she moves to another shop because I would repeat with her, and I almost never repeat.

Face 9 (looked a bit like those ladies in those Korean dramas) Body 8 (hot like a stripper). One of my better sessions in GG in a long long time.[/QUOTE]I was in the area & Jo Jie appeared to be closed, so I went across the street next to the dance studio place remembering some of the previous reviews. I guess Apple was not there; instead I ended up getting "Mimi" a 98 pound tiny spinner. She was very tiny & cute and looked south of 25 for sure. (She said she was 20) I got comfortable with her for a bit and during the beginning of the session, MMS came in to demonstrate her massage on me (I guess Mimi was newer and was in training) . The lady who came in to demonstrate was more milfy, with kinda reddish hair and pinkish skin (usually Asian ladies have a tan complexion) . The massage demonstration was nice because the MMS had very warm hands and awesome technique compared to the younger gal. Anyways, she finished her demonstration and I was left alone with Mimi. I was able to feel her up, and I requested daty. She was very tight and nice. She got kinda squirmy and was shy or ticklish. I went for the CBJ finish. Pretty good time and there was a shower to freshen up before work.