In which everyone loses their hair
I was cruising thru DT last night and saw Heather, who has a new asymmetric haircut with one side of her head shaved. WTF! I tell her. She starts to talk to me thru the car window, but I don't want to hang around in the middle of the street talking story while the blue light boys are busy breaking balls*. I pull over and Heather and I grab a sandwich to share, and we chat a bit. Apparently it has to do with her job, she needed short hair and wanted to do something radical. Which this is!
But I've seen her 2 days in a row now, and want some variety, so I say goodbye. Heather is surprised I didn't want to go somewhere with her.
"Oh, variety, right? Because guys are dogs. " She is joking around, but totally correct.
"Woof!" I reply, and mime lifting my leg on a parking meter. This cracks her up.
I cruise down Kukui St. And damn if there aren't a couple of fine-looking mahus out tonight! One was completely passable and had outstanding natural-looking tits. If that was my thing, I'd have been as happy as a fly on a fresh turd.
BTW, some of you assholes need to drive like normal people, unless you want to make good friends with Uncle LEO. Some dude ahead of me in a brown car was clearly cruising, and driving in a very attention-getting way. He made a right turn onto Pauahi from the left lane, and at River signaled for a left, then turned right. Two fuck-ups in 10 seconds: that's why cops pull you over.
About 9:30 pm I'm on Maunakea waiting to turn onto Kukui and a cute girl with a white knit cap walks past. I have to check her out to see if she's really a girl, and she sees me checking her out and quickly hops into the car, freaking me out. Fuck! The door was unlocked? How the hell did THAT happen? I know better!
But the moment she starts talking I can see she's not a mahu, and she's pretty cute. Not as young as she seemed on the street, maybe mid-30's or so.
This was Sheila.
"What's with the hat?" I ask her as we drive away. She pulls it off to show me her buzzcut. What's with everyone cutting their hair off today?
"I cut my own hair really short," she says. "So now people think I'm crazy. ".
Well, yeah, because that's how it works: cutting off your hair is a prime indicator of mental instability, right up there with public nudity and yelling at invisible people. So lucky for me she's not threatening. She's cute, has a high, girlish voice and she's petite and small; I doubt she's much taller than 5 feet.
"Do you think I'm crazy?" she asks.
"I don't know you well enough yet," I tell her. "But I was barking like a dog at someone just a few minutes ago, so maybe I'm not the best judge. As long as you're not allergic to dicks, we'll get along fine. ".
She does her best to look innocent and girlish: " I don't know, I've never seen one. " And starts laughing.
"Then this is your lucky night, because I happen to have one, and I'd love to introduce you," I say, triggering more giggling.
We find a secluded place and I make the promised introduction. And damn if she's not pretty skilled.
But I have become spoiled. She's not as good as Heather or Aipia or Joelle, so she doesn't make it into the top tier on BBBJ skills alone. Then something interesting happens: she notices I seemed a little distracted, so she switches to her hands for a bit and presses up against me, kissing my neck and whispering sexy shit in my ear. She is practically striding me, grinding against me with one hand up under my shirt, and when she sticks her hot little tongue in my ear it's all over.
We're cleaning up afterwards, and I look her in the eye: "I think you were lying. I think you HAVE seen a dick before. ".
She admits between giggles to maybe having encountered one or two.
I drop her off downtown. Damage. 5.
*a lot of alliteration.
Pebbles Juicy Vanessa vs DT Blonde
[QUOTE=Rdpuerco;2400905]Is that the same girl? I think the DT blonde has a different face, and she's heavier than the pics in this ad. Not that providers don't use old or fake pics, but I don't see the similarity, myself.[/QUOTE]Juicy / Pebbles / Vanessa is the chubby white blonde behind Longs and DT Blonde is a different person in a different location.