What's your "twenty" officer?
So I can send over my best jelly-filled Krispy Kremes for you and da boys.
[QUOTE=Justajafo]Hey all,
Long-time lurker here. I was just wondering if there was any place locally that offered back walking as a massage option? I had my back walked on a few times in the Vegas AMP's and would love to find a place in Indy that offered it.
*goes back to lurking*[/QUOTE]
To quote Warren Oats in the movie "Stripes" ...
Lighten up, Francis.
[QUOTE=I Love HJs]Unnecessary, and it appears, off base, response. The guy asked for backwalking, for crying out loud. If his first post was like, "Hey, where can I get a hand release in town?", then I could understand your response.
Sorry guys, but I'm just fed up with off base, reactionary posts. I just had to say something, for once. Sorry for getting this thread off topic.[/QUOTE]
A trip to the Orient--Strike one
This post is actually couple of weeks old since I have been gone for a while. I decided to hop in my trusty steed and see if I could make a trip along my trade route and get a nice massage, since physical labe sometimes takes it's toll. You would think I would go west, but actually wound up going north, who knew my trusty steed could make it all the way to Beijing. Knew there were shaky reports but really would have been happy with just a good massage. Walked in and was met by a very cute young girl who wanted to know if I wanted a massage. I told her there was no doubt, and while she explained the price schedules to me, suddenly appeared an old unattractive asian woman who was going to be mine. Why do old guys seem to get the young hotties and young guys get the old hags? Oh well, thought about bolting but you never know. I was actually hoping she wouldn't get frisky she was so unattractive and I was really hoping my sword wouldn't get a mind of it's own and try to unsheath itself to a point she would attempt to try some sword play. Fortunately I had spent the morning with my girlfriend who had put my sword in the pretty pink scabbard she has given me to keep my sword in whenever she is around, and that helped keep the old hag at bay, or at least me disinterested in any play. The really disappointing thing was that the massage was very mediocre, vitrually no teasing or even good brush-by so that combined with an old fugly woman would have made me think that at least the massage would be good, but no, it was just kind of OK. Fortunately it eventually ended, if not mercifully. If anything more was available I don't know and didn't care to ask. Now if the young girl at the counter had been in the room, I would have had to try. Her only contriburtion other than taking my money and making my change, was to inquire if I would like to tip the old bag- I did ask her if she were kidding, and that I don't tip for just a massage, especially when it was crummy. None for all on this adventure.
Check back awhile in massage posts.
You will find FS. A fellow traveler from Chicago has reported amongst others. It's South of 465 on 31. Have fun in Indy!
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[QUOTE=Kel7886]Hey everyone I am a long time NW Indiana and Chicago native. I just moved to Indy a few months ago and I am looking for a good massage. I read the posts in here and I don't see anything about FS. Does anyone know any places with FS on the menu?
If so please pm me with details and if you guys are ever in NW Indiana or Chicago let me know and I will give you info about the best places there.
Thanks[/QUOTE]
Blue River Blues--Strike two
Or maybe I should have said blews, as in the past tense of blows, no blues is right cause that is what I was singing and the color of my sack. This is a couple of weeks back, just getting around to catching up since my trip south. I hopped on(in) my old trusty steed and headed to the land of my youth, to where I wasted many a summer day swimming in its cool pools and fishing in its rocky and rapid shallows. lounging on the banks and camping along its shore with my buds. should have stayed in the big village. Hot summer day, no one there but one older but very attractive attendant. This time no chance for the young guy to get shunned by a young beauty, but she was attractive none the less. Went for the hour, and massage was pretty darn good. Light teasing, not fooling with drape charade, pleasant conversation and found we knew a few of the same people from places now gone.Thought we had made some rapport and was looking forward to the end. that is when the blues started building up. Flipped, got in the neighborhood and then said done. I asked about finishing, was told to go ahead if I wanted. Talked pleaded cajoled and begged, but she couldn't risk getting in trouble, she would get fired, girls getting in trouble all the time in Indy. This was obviously someone who had been around the block and after the conversation couldn't tell if I had met her before or she was just pumping me for info on spots in Indy, but I thought surely there was a mkutual agreement in there somewhere, especailly since the massage sort of gave some implied satisfaction. But I guess youth and boyish charm wasn't enough. I was a little ticked and tried not to show it too much but to make sure my disappointment was known, told her wouldn't make the drive again for just a massage, and when asked about the tip I asked about the handshake good-bye. She was disappointed and probably tried not to show it too much. Might be more there after repeats, but since the one that was there before, where you didn't have to go so far off the beaten path and into the village to get there was so much fun a couple of years ago before it got shut down had been so worth the drive, don't think I will invest the time or the gas on this one to find out.