Kicking Mama off the train
Welfare mom wants to come visit but I have to pick her up. OMG- she would not shut up. She was crying about all the bad luck she's had. She looked like crap. I would expect that from a SW, but she looks like a street worn SW all the time. I fed her some breakfast hoping it would give her some strength. She was high on pain killers and booze. Dropping stuff all over the place, bumping into the walls, dozing off to sleep. So I peeled off her clothes and rolled her on her belly. This is going to be her last visit so I might as well give her something she will no soon forget. Every time she takes a crap, she will think of me. The stories she told would fill up 10 Lifetime Channel movies. Alcoholic abusive parents, sexual abuse, drug abuse, beaten by her ex husband. This gal used to be a stripper but her old man rearranged her face and its more like a Jack-O-Lantern now. I gave her some severance pay and took her back to the shelter, where naturally she has picked fights with all the other women there. They are all out to get her you know.
The bail me out of jail at 2 am Makes me laugh
Sounds exactly what I went through when I was dating strippers.
Dead ass broke the morning after making $500 and ran the car out of gas. Can you come and help?
On foot in rural Southern Wisconsin after getting in a fight with the driver and getting kicked out of the car. At 4 am.
"My car was stolen, what do I do? " No, it was towed because you didn't pay your at parking tickets!
"I didn't know they could arrest me for parking tickets! "
"I swear to God I wasn't drunk. The cop had it in for me. "
Quick run through the South loop tonight
Saw two possible BSW on Nat (they looked on the young side) and had about given up on Gfd when I saw 2, a nice looking latina and a "manly" looking BSW. I looped around for the LSW and some rotten bastard beat me to her. Ran down Lincoln and headed home. Oh well, you can't win them all.
Few hours makes a big diff I guess.
I was cruising the loop last night, and saw one for sure WSW on 18 / nat. But she looked pretty gross so I passed. Other then that, didn't see much. Thought I found a nice thick LSW on green. Pulled over and asked her whats up. And she kept walkin and I went home. I guess I was about 2hrs to early. This was about 10pm.