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[QUOTE=LastsLonger;5230918]I will say I got ripped off from Luna. Besides being dirty place, way sketchy atmosphere and spider senses win out. I left and couldn't get Benjamin's back, didn't want to inflame what perhaps I didn't know.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I was feeling the same! Glad I ended up clearing out.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5230985][URL]https://adultsearch.com/minnesota/minneapolis/body-rubs/2316484[/URL]

Enjoy!![/QUOTE]Absolute scam.

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;5229470]Nothing at mytime in Champlin, never luck in Osseo either.

Well has been drying up, any ATF's north burbs AMPs or Indy is fine appreciate info in DM.[/QUOTE]MeTime in Champlin is YMMV but you should be fine with Jenny. She keeps cycling in new ones but very different experiences. I think CiCi was at some place in Burnsville (New Day Spa?) - the one that's at the back of the bldg, down a steep driveway. She gives a good massage but no extras and even her teasing is PG at best. There's a new one Lisa (chubby) that may be more open.

Once you connect with Jenny she'll text to try to entice you to come in and will send pics of each new provider. I heard there's also some old white dude who is her business partner and helps with filling oil bottles, etc. But guessing enough guys will tell her that's awkward that they'll stop with that.

It's too far for me so I doubt I'll go again but Jenny was above average in massage and finish. Just know she's more focused on growing the business so not sure if there are any potential menu items beyond HJs.

[QUOTE=Ozcar1;5231495]Absolute scam.[/QUOTE]Why is this scam? Please ad more context in your reply so we know what we are dealing with.

I think it was Jenny. She manages it? She told me call anytime to come back even when not open, she lives close will come right away.

But when happy time there was no hint. I will be specific next time and ask.

Good coupe of posts here and in general.

[QUOTE=WiseTraveler;5232117]MeTime in Champlin is YMMV but you should be fine with Jenny. She keeps cycling in new ones but very different experiences. I think CiCi was at some place in Burnsville (New Day Spa?) - the one that's at the back of the bldg, down a steep driveway. She gives a good massage but no extras and even her teasing is PG at best. There's a new one Lisa (chubby) that may be more open.

Once you connect with Jenny she'll text to try to entice you to come in and will send pics of each new provider. I heard there's also some old white dude who is her business partner and helps with filling oil bottles, etc. But guessing enough guys will tell her that's awkward that they'll stop with that.

It's too far for me so I doubt I'll go again but Jenny was above average in massage and finish. Just know she's more focused on growing the business so not sure if there are any potential menu items beyond HJs.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5232161]Why is this scam? Please ad more context in your reply so we know what we are dealing with.[/QUOTE]I texted "her" and the response was that the only forms of payment were Amazon gift cards and PayPal.

[QUOTE=Ozcar1;5232961]I texted "her" and the response was that the only forms of payment were Amazon gift cards and PayPal.[/QUOTE]Damn that sucks bruh, she's really hot. I've tried reaching her but no reply.

You got any other luck with anyone, please DM me.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5229384]Sofies massage in EP if that's closest for you. Otherwise I've named a bunch of places for you to try![/QUOTE]That's really weird. I've never struck out at Chan Massage. Never. It's not great. You'll get the 2 finger quick as she looks the other way. If it takes too long she will grab your hand and pull her pants down and let you cop a feel. Also, I've never had an older gal there in 2-3 years. Although it's hard to tell with masks. I'd rather drive to Hudson than Chanhassen and at least get a LOT of attention south of the belt for my cash.

I thought EP was dead since Spanut (my favorite place in the universe) closed down? Are there other options?

My only strike out places have been Lotus Massage in EP (closed now), Mystic Massage on Louisiana (haha that was weird- the providers husband and kids were waiting and at the end when I asked the the heck the deal was she said I should go somewhere else and not come back, bah, whatever), and finally Jins in Burnsville. Old lady (which I'm not against if they know what they are doing), basement of an office park, strict towel enforcer (never a good sign), bad massage and cold room.

LZ.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5233777]Damn that sucks bruh, she's really hot. I've tried reaching her but no reply.

You got any other luck with anyone, please DM me.[/QUOTE]Do you really think that the chick in the ad will be the same one behind the door?

Asian ads always use fake pics.

[QUOTE=Lzoom3;5235073]That's really weird. I've never struck out at Chan Massage. Never. It's not great. You'll get the 2 finger quick as she looks the other way. If it takes too long she will grab your hand and pull her pants down and let you cop a feel. Also, I've never had an older gal there in 2-3 years. Although it's hard to tell with masks. I'd rather drive to Hudson than Chanhassen and at least get a LOT of attention south of the belt for my cash.

I thought EP was dead since Spanut (my favorite place in the universe) closed down? Are there other options?

My only strike out places have been Lotus Massage in EP (closed now), Mystic Massage on Louisiana (haha that was weird- the providers husband and kids were waiting and at the end when I asked the the heck the deal was she said I should go somewhere else and not come back, bah, whatever), and finally Jins in Burnsville. Old lady (which I'm not against if they know what they are doing), basement of an office park, strict towel enforcer (never a good sign), bad massage and cold room.

LZ.[/QUOTE]Only places that were good was spanut and Oasis. Zenology was my all time favorites when it came to a great massage in EP. I wish I knew where those girls went. Now it's super dry on the south west metro. Honestly, I've heard by multiple reviews to stay away from Chan massage because of the lack of options. This is the first I've heard that there are. Although I prefer places with doors instead of floating curtains.

Had a really good first experience when they first opened and connected with the manager / owner Jenny. She texted weekly or so sharing pics of new providers but the first one, CiCi was from a Burnsville AMP and while she was earnest, was the very low end of the sensual side so I explained I had no interest. Jenny persisted CiCi was a good masseuse which is great but I explained her massages weren't satisfying. She tried again with Lisa, who was stocky but at least looked younger (35-40). Tried again last week and it just wasn't great. $80 for an average massage with almost no teasing and getting drenched in oil. She encouraged DIY but pretty much moved to the foot of the table and jacking off with an uncomfortable provider in the room doesn't do it for me.

YMMV but it's a hard pass for me given the distance and the highest house fee in the metro area.

[QUOTE=WiseTraveler;5242941]Had a really good first experience when they first opened and connected with the manager / owner Jenny. She texted weekly or so sharing pics of new providers but the first one, CiCi was from a Burnsville AMP and while she was earnest, was the very low end of the sensual side so I explained I had no interest. Jenny persisted CiCi was a good masseuse which is great but I explained her massages weren't satisfying. She tried again with Lisa, who was stocky but at least looked younger (35-40). Tried again last week and it just wasn't great. $80 for an average massage with almost no teasing and getting drenched in oil. She encouraged DIY but pretty much moved to the foot of the table and jacking off with an uncomfortable provider in the room doesn't do it for me.

YMMV but it's a hard pass for me given the distance and the highest house fee in the metro area.[/QUOTE]Little better than my experience, at least some ending LOL!

I will be in Minneapolis area mostly by the airport for a few weeks in April for work. Looking to see where you recommend visiting while in town.

[QUOTE=CamperBob;5214350]I found myself a long way from home in Willmar and found an ad on rubratings for a new AMP there so I had to stop in and check it out. Of course the pictures don't match the ad. There was only the one lady working when I was there and I believe she is the owner. I'd guess 30's for age (hard to tell with masks) and attractive and in decent shape. I figured it was worth the stop when I saw the low cut shirt showing off cleavage and the tight leggings. She led me to a room with a futon, another good sign.

There was a lot of teasing while I was on my stomach and she didn't mind my roaming hands. The flip was a lot of fun, UTC, her all over me. She said no FS on the first visit, but to come back. It sucks that it's so far away, but I'm going to try to find time.[/QUOTE]She kept bugging me via text messages about coming back, saying she'd give me an extra special massage. I gave in and went back. The lighting must have been better this trip, because she did look older and worse for wear. Still better than some in the metro area. She does give a very good massage including hot stones. On the flip, she asked where I wanted to come and pointed to her mouth and pussy. $ for either. I chose mouth and got BBBJ. She said next time pussy. I don't think there will be a next time. It's too far and not that great.