Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=MichiganGuy232;5514360][URL]https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/massage/asian/full-body-nude-massage/818024792995[/URL]

I've see her a few times. She is hot, and very sexy. Massage was so so, HE was good. Good conversation, but doesn't talk sexy. Convo was good, but nothing sexy or naughty. I seen her at 2 apartments and when she had her shop. However. Recently I've scheduled 3 times, and all 3 times got stood up, no showed, or rescheduled at the last minute. To bad. She is very sexy and smoking hot.[/QUOTE]Just posted asking about her and got my answer. Thank you.

[QUOTE=MichianaMale;5535813]Just posted asking about her and got my answer. Thank you.[/QUOTE]Hey check your dm.

Visiting the area trying to read through the posts, anyone can give me a break down on what's available, FS or just he what ever. Also if you could post their info if its not listed normally.

Hi all- first time posting- just want to let everyone know that kazoo relaxation is exactly what is being posted about. I wouldn't even call what you get a massage. I had the small black girl and she was cute but was trying to up change me the whole time hinting that more would be available- allowed a little roaming but wouldn't touch me at all in the area you want touched. She did say the girls are not allowed to do anything in the office but we give our numbers out and can meet after work. So basically you pay $70-130 to get a phone number hoping it leads to more. Just my experience. I'm old so I said no and moved on.

Anyone have experience with the new masseuse in Paw Paw, Bunni?

[QUOTE=CorpseHummus;5534660]Went today. Spent 100 for the hour. Cute young blonde. Chatted her up, tried all the tricks, even flat out asked. No go. Don't think its that type of place.[/QUOTE]Just confirming what others have said about Kalamazoo Relaxation on Whitcomb. It is seriously overpriced as in $70 for a half hour massage, fully covered. You can pay extra (like 130) for a bikini (not nude) massage.

Kalamazoo could use a good massage parlor. For now, the massage options in Grand Rapids, Battle Creek and Jackson are much better.

[QUOTE=ZMerquise;5539276]Visiting the area trying to read through the posts, anyone can give me a break down on what's available, FS or just he what ever. Also if you could post their info if its not listed normally.[/QUOTE]RTFF.

Not much in massage action in Kalamazoo. Battle Creek has FS with mostly 45+ ladies. They have their own forum.

Lotus- Mediocre massage, time shorting, and only HE available.

Asian Massage Wm- mediocre massage, some time shorting, heavy upselling, only DIY with limited roaming.

Beautiful life- good massage, main girl Sherry is tiny and hot, only DIY with limited roaming.

TLC- weird old mamasan, usually old ugly ladies. HE and occasionally more depending on the provider.

New place on Portage St and Whitcomb: I haven't been there but looks like expensive bikini massage with teasing and up selling but no extras.

[QUOTE=QrOlive;5540807]Anyone have experience with the new masseuse in Paw Paw, Bunni?[/QUOTE]I had seen her a couple times in Kalamazoo years back. Was not great then, However I may TOFTT and try it once more but only because it's closer to home than others.

I will follow up with review of I do.

[QUOTE=QrOlive;5540807]Anyone have experience with the new masseuse in Paw Paw, Bunni?[/QUOTE]She was around here before. Searching Bunni or Bunni Strokes should get results. If I recall, reviews weren't excellent.

Took one for the team, Wished I hadn't. She is staying in a house with no furniture, has a relator lock on the front door but she directed me to the back, does not appear to have electric either. She looks nothing like her old pictures anymore. She showed me to a room with an air mattress (which was in her add). I laid down on the bed, she took off all her clothes but panties, she started rubbing my back and legs, it was terrible!! So I just went ahead and flipped, asked for BBBJ, she said no BJ till I see you again. She did the absolute worst on the HE. Ended up DIY on her chest. .6 for the hhr. Walked outside to my car and found BB boyfriend sitting on the front porch. He waved! I left!

I've seen most of the ladies there in recent past. Cici always promises I get her next time I visit. It's funny. Anyhow, saw a new one today and I think her name is Neenta. Or, something approximating that. If she breaks 5 ft I'd be surprised. Cute and thin athletic bod. No idea of her age. Her English is limited but she is flirty. Recommend.

Curious if this place is worthwhile, haven't seen many recent reviews. Thanks!

Ok guys planning on seeing Sheri in portage or trying one of the newer girls at stadium and 6th. Which do you guys recommend. I have already been to both just want a second opinion. Thanks.

[QUOTE=BigM4539;5562418]Ok guys planning on seeing Sheri in portage or trying one of the newer girls at stadium and 6th. Which do you guys recommend? I have already been to both just want a second opinion. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Still no mileage at all on Portage st but not for lack of trying. Best massage, most build-up but then complete disappointment. Sheri has 1 other girl. If they were more like Lotus, no one would go anywhere else.

Stadium seems to have the best-looking girls, (Sheri started here), but decent massage with a disappointing end. If they were more like Lotus, no one would go anywhere else.

Lotus: well its lotus, middle-aged women, below par massage, reliable and predictable. One nice thing, no hustle.

TLC: much older unattractive women, prepare to be hustled / negotiated, massage is worse than no massage, most on menu but the meal is spolied, rushed and usually unpleasant. They push for 30 minutes.

[QUOTE=INeedaBJ616B;5563796]Still no mileage at all on Portage st but not for lack of trying. Best massage, most build-up but then complete disappointment. Sheri has 1 other girl. If they were more like Lotus, no one would go anywhere else.

Stadium seems to have the best-looking girls, (Sheri started here), but decent massage with a disappointing end. If they were more like Lotus, no one would go anywhere else.

Lotus: well its lotus, middle-aged women, below par massage, reliable and predictable. One nice thing, no hustle.

TLC: much older unattractive women, prepare to be hustled / negotiated, massage is worse than no massage, most on menu but the meal is spolied, rushed and usually unpleasant. They push for 30 minutes.[/QUOTE]I'm normally an east side monger but found myself stuck in the kzoo area for a few days and decided to venture out. Checked out this forum and decided to try Sherry on Portage. She was definitely hotter than most and provided plenty of buildup and allowed a fair amount of roaming. Unfortunately, like you and a few others have said, the session ended in disappointment. She was game for DIY, but I could have done that at home for less money.