Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Rammer; 1189082]So your three weeks is over. How time flys. So do you have any roadmaps for this Tijuana newbie?

Rammer[/QUOTE]Hey Rammer, my extended vacation was cut in half by work necessities (I chose the WRONG career) and some local issues to deal with. But I spent 8 full days on the Tijuana scene and it was pretty incredible. But your body clock gets fucked up when you're out most of the night and an older fucker like myself is running on fumes and adrenaline and then comes all out exhaustion.

The starting points for any Tijuana newbie are Hong Kong Club and Adelita Bar. Both were well stocked last week with outstanding talent. Hong Kong was just unbelievable really if you like spinners. It's a buffet of latina hotties that not even the greatest glutton could have the appetite to work through. Chica talent in these bars is always up and down, sometimes day to day, but pretty much all up while I was there. There is also a high end escort scene with chicas strongly encouraged by their agencies to provide ultra-GFE service. There are the locals dance hall type bars that I particularly favor (Bar Tropical, Las Chevelas and others way off the gringo trail) , and these days, an amazing array of street girls mostly in the 18-22 year old age range and just freaking cute. That service is really cheap ($20-30) , but turn 'em and burn 'em. Over time you learn how to wrangle more from SGs, but Tijuana in general is a study and only experience will allow you to get the best out of it. In the meantime, there is plenty of fun and value during the training stages at places like Hong Kong and Adelita.

Generally I recommend getting on the major Tijuana monger sites and hooking up with others on early visits who can guide you or if they're newbies, share the newbie experience.

Feel free to PM me with any specific questions.

On sister site:

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2995-Brockton-O-Tool-s-TJ-Guide-[/url] (updated-April-2009)

[QUOTE=Rammer; 1189082]So your three weeks is over. How time flys. So do you have any roadmaps for this Tijuana newbie?

Rammer[/QUOTE]

Passing through town looking for AMP action, saw ad for Relax Spa which looked promising at

[url]http://sanfernandovalley.backpage.com/BodyRubs/hot-girls-in-santa-clarita-table-shower-here-661-250-8885-21/15161896.[/url]

Drew Sarah, who gave OK massage. She did ask if this was my first time here and I made mistake of being honest and said yea. Massage went on, I was touching her between her legs and she didn't resist. She put my hand on Junior, I took her hand and put it on him. I am not paying to JO myself. She said she couldn't blah blah. Finished massage, gave her 0. 04 tip. She was disappointed, but then so was I.

Has anyone had luck here or is this really an AMP with an ad showing hot babes for legit service. Would like to have a place in SF valley to swing into.

M2

Last weekend I finally had time to sneak out and return to one of my favorite spots. The WH. I guess the girls call it like this because of their discriminating taste for quality girls. Up to now, my experiences at this place have been solid, consistent, and of great quality. Not disappointed a single time. I get there and mamasan greets me, friendly and attentive. On my way to the room I bump into this one latina, blonde, beautiful. Oh my! That girl can easily be a model. So of course I ask for her, but mamasan politely mentions she was busy with customer. I was like, ok. Have not had a bad experience there, so I guess I can go for whatever. She mentions she will send me Korean girl. In walks Angie. From a quick look, nothing too excitting. Slim body with nice decent C cups which I assumed were bolt ons. Great attitude and friendly. She performs a great massage, not those half assed massages you sometimes get when you don't know if its a rub or what the hell it is. After about 10-15 mins she asks if I want everthing. Man you kidding me, YES! She then proceeds to keep me face down, but performs this reach around HJ while kissing the checks here and there. Man. Hot! At this point I knew I was going to have one of those sessions where I blow in 2 mins. Great teasing. Just good start! On the flip she pulls her dress down completely. Great tits! Proceeds to a 69 position, putting that pretty kitty on my face. Having that nice kitty just within inches was dangerous, it was one of those times you know you shouldn't stick your mouth out there, but shit, I did. She let me insert a couple fingers too while she gave me one of the greatest (if not the greatest) CBJ in the history of my monger career! At that point I had to slow her down as I knew she was going to cut my session short. She continues, but slowly. By the time she jumps CG, man. That love hole was nice! Warm and tight. Nice couple strokes till I finish the performance with a bang. NICE! Overall, great solid performance. Again, Angie from the face is nothing special. But w her body, attitude and service she makes up for it to be fair. After dressing back up, mamasan holds my hands as if she was my girl, walks me out and tells me she will see me next week. Sweet. I am sprung on this place. Really wish I can go there every day! Happy hunting and don't forget to drill some for me. Be safe out there!

RElax is totally legit. ALways and forever. Santa Clarita is a dead zone. I was there for 4 years. Good luck and let me know if U-turn up something to the contrary. The best you'll do is BP action. Stay in the VAlley.

[QUOTE=Monger 2; 1191385]Passing through town looking for AMP action, saw ad for Relax Spa which looked promising at.

[url]http://sanfernandovalley.backpage.com/BodyRubs/hot-girls-in-santa-clarita-table-shower-here-661-250-8885-21/15161896.[/url]

Drew Sarah, who gave OK massage. She did ask if this was my first time here and I made mistake of being honest and said yea. Massage went on, I was touching her between her legs and she didn't resist. She put my hand on Junior, I took her hand and put it on him. I am not paying to JO myself. She said she couldn't blah blah. Finished massage, gave her 0. 04 tip. She was disappointed, but then so was I.

Has anyone had luck here or is this really an AMP with an ad showing hot babes for legit service. Would like to have a place in SF valley to swing into.

M2[/QUOTE]

LOve the WH! Angie used to be my ATF.

[QUOTE=Caaznlvr;1191596]Last weekend I finally had time to sneak out and return to one of my favorite spots. The WH. I guess the girls call it like this because of their discriminating taste for quality girls. Up to now, my experiences at this place have been solid, consistent, and of great quality. Not disappointed a single time. I get there and mamasan greets me, friendly and attentive. On my way to the room I bump into this one latina, blonde, beautiful. Oh my! That girl can easily be a model. So of course I ask for her, but mamasan politely mentions she was busy with customer. I was like, ok. Have not had a bad experience there, so I guess I can go for whatever. She mentions she will send me Korean girl. In walks Angie. From a quick look, nothing too excitting. Slim body with nice decent C cups which I assumed were bolt ons. Great attitude and friendly. She performs a great massage, not those half assed massages you sometimes get when you don't know if its a rub or what the hell it is. After about 10-15 mins she asks if I want everthing. Man you kidding me, YES! She then proceeds to keep me face down, but performs this reach around HJ while kissing the checks here and there. Man. Hot! At this point I knew I was going to have one of those sessions where I blow in 2 mins. Great teasing. Just good start! On the flip she pulls her dress down completely. Great tits! Proceeds to a 69 position, putting that pretty kitty on my face. Having that nice kitty just within inches was dangerous, it was one of those times you know you shouldn't stick your mouth out there, but shit, I did. She let me insert a couple fingers too while she gave me one of the greatest (if not the greatest) CBJ in the history of my monger career! At that point I had to slow her down as I knew she was going to cut my session short. She continues, but slowly. By the time she jumps CG, man. That love hole was nice! Warm and tight. Nice couple strokes till I finish the performance with a bang. NICE! Overall, great solid performance. Again, Angie from the face is nothing special. But w her body, attitude and service she makes up for it to be fair. After dressing back up, mamasan holds my hands as if she was my girl, walks me out and tells me she will see me next week. Sweet. I am sprung on this place. Really wish I can go there every day! Happy hunting and don't forget to drill some for me. Be safe out there![/QUOTE]

Yes angie Knowz Magic she can make you think She didn't even put a cover on Cause she Puts it on with her Mouth And its A trip to the mind until you see the rubber! For me That's After I've came already seen her on multiple times! Think you being hard on her face she's cute just starting to show some age!

[QUOTE=Caaznlvr;1191596]Last weekend I finally had time to sneak out and return to one of my favorite spots. The WH. I guess the girls call it like this because of their discriminating taste for quality girls. Up to now, my experiences at this place have been solid, consistent, and of great quality. Not disappointed a single time. I get there and mamasan greets me, friendly and attentive. On my way to the room I bump into this one latina, blonde, beautiful. Oh my! That girl can easily be a model. So of course I ask for her, but mamasan politely mentions she was busy with customer. I was like, ok. Have not had a bad experience there, so I guess I can go for whatever. She mentions she will send me Korean girl. In walks Angie. From a quick look, nothing too excitting. Slim body with nice decent C cups which I assumed were bolt ons. Great attitude and friendly. She performs a great massage, not those half assed massages you sometimes get when you don't know if its a rub or what the hell it is. After about 10-15 mins she asks if I want everthing. Man you kidding me, YES! She then proceeds to keep me face down, but performs this reach around HJ while kissing the checks here and there. Man. Hot! At this point I knew I was going to have one of those sessions where I blow in 2 mins. Great teasing. Just good start! On the flip she pulls her dress down completely. Great tits! Proceeds to a 69 position, putting that pretty kitty on my face. Having that nice kitty just within inches was dangerous, it was one of those times you know you shouldn't stick your mouth out there, but shit, I did. She let me insert a couple fingers too while she gave me one of the greatest (if not the greatest) CBJ in the history of my monger career! At that point I had to slow her down as I knew she was going to cut my session short. She continues, but slowly. By the time she jumps CG, man. That love hole was nice! Warm and tight. Nice couple strokes till I finish the performance with a bang. NICE! Overall, great solid performance. Again, Angie from the face is nothing special. But w her body, attitude and service she makes up for it to be fair. After dressing back up, mamasan holds my hands as if she was my girl, walks me out and tells me she will see me next week. Sweet. I am sprung on this place. Really wish I can go there every day! Happy hunting and don't forget to drill some for me. Be safe out there![/QUOTE]

Just wanted to update that Lexi is no longer with Kayla in Studio City. Apparently she went back to school. Miss that asian girl. Bella is still there and is still good.

Nice new location in Studio City.

Getting hard just thinking about Angie again. I need to get out to the valley asap. Its not as accesible since I came back to the nard. There are places out here and its more liberal, less risky. However, the quality sucks.

And to the peers who are trying to get info, I apologize. Unless your a senior. This place is hot and I don't want to kill the place for everyone.

[QUOTE=Yngpuller;1192431]Yes angie Knowz Magic she can make you think She didn't even put a cover on Cause she Puts it on with her Mouth And its A trip to the mind until you see the rubber! For me That's After I've came already seen her on multiple times! Think you being hard on her face she's cute just starting to show some age![/QUOTE]

I can't find the LA Weekly anywhere today! Can someone please PM me the digits to WH. Thanks from a long-timer.

Went to a new place I saw advertised in LA Weekly on Sherman Way west of Reseda Blvd. .4 for 30. I got a Chinese lady, probably in her 40's, average in looks and average in body. Nothing to get excited about. Place is new and clean, elevator music piped in, wgich I liked better than the top 40 stations I hear at some LAMPs.

The walls don't go all the way to the ceiling, so any noise will easily be heard throughout the joint. Sign on the wall saying that they offer only a therapeutic massage and sexual activity is illegal wasn't very encouraging. Same with boxers on the table. Same with the towel she lies over the body for the rubdown. Disappointed I hoped at least for a decsent massage.

Massage was awesome, one of the best I ever had. She made conversation, but not too much, and her accent was very subtle if at all. It was very enjoyable. After completely working the back she worked on the legs and the fingers would reach down between the legs making contact on each return trip back up my legs. I tried touching her legs and she let me, and my hand was welcome on her backside, at which point she asked if I wanted her to massage my front. I flipped over, she worked my upper legs, and I more easily had access to her backside. She then whispered if there's anything she can do. I pulled the towel up so my shorts were showing and she asked if I needed her to take care of me. I made the HE hand signal, she put her hand on it, and asked if I'd take care of her. I raised 4 fingers, she smiled, and said she'd be right back. She returned with a fancy cup of warm oil, lubed me up, and gave a HE as awesome as the massage, bringing me to the brink about 3 times and backing off before finally letting me release.

As I was leaving she came to me with a tray with a mint and cup of water. I don't know if more can be had there, and due to her age and body, doubt I'd want to, but for sheer relaxation and satisfaction, it was one of the best I've had and will definitely return.

Made a run back out to Desoto, different day so mama and the girls were also different, seems like they only work one day a week, so try different days for variety. Drew a slimmer latina, who actually took off her top, forgot her name, from Costa Rica, taller than most with a nice natural body, she provided excellent service and was very accomodating. Great back massage even better when flipped and completed with standing doggy, fast becoming a favorite place for me, saves me the drive to the nard or VN.

One note they have a card for repeat customers, ask mama for it, they punch it everytime you visit, and on the fifth or sixth visit there's no charge.

Last week it was. 4, mama asked for. 5 this time for 1/2. $ for gal, she was worth it, and even though it cost more than most places, I can rely on their consistent service. The only drawback here is they are trying to increase prices which in turn will run customers away.

Orchid is a dump of a LMP in VN, but prices are reasonable and I had a beautiful fav from Venezuela named Cece who provided me with most excellent hot times over the last couple of years. She's now staged her 2nd disappearance in that time. Anybody know her and what her current whereabouts may be? Please PM if you don't want to post.

All the other chicas I've seen working recently at this place appear to be classically SoCal LMP thick. Too "curvy" for a chaparrita / spinner specialist that I am. Cece is tall for a latina and flaca. And more than ever after losing some new baby weight. They had at least one other very hot and sweet chaparrita whose name I can't recall, and I'm doubtful that she still works here. I believe she was born in Guadalajara but unlike Cece, raised mainly in the USA and is very well adapted and speaks near fluent English. If anybody knows who I'm referring to please post or drop me a line if you know she's still at Orchid or wherever she may be. In my limited experience, it isn't easy to find slim chicas working at the local LMPs.

That has big natural tits? Any suggestions? PMs?

Thanks

The good thing about this place is that either mamasan or papasan is willing to show you the line up. I agree its not a top talent spot, but for the price it does the deed. I got this petite spinner once. Sweet body with a tattoo of a sun around her belly button. Maybe the best one I've had there.

[QUOTE=The Camel; 1196617]Orchid is a dump of a LMP in VN, but prices are reasonable and I had a beautiful fav from Venezuela named Cece who provided me with most excellent hot times over the last couple of years. She's now staged her 2nd disappearance in that time. Anybody know her and what her current whereabouts may be? Please PM if you don't want to post.

All the other chicas I've seen working recently at this place appear to be classically SoCal LMP thick. Too "curvy" for a chaparrita / spinner specialist that I am. Cece is tall for a latina and flaca. And more than ever after losing some new baby weight. They had at least one other very hot and sweet chaparrita whose name I can't recall, and I'm doubtful that she still works here. I believe she was born in Guadalajara but unlike Cece, raised mainly in the USA and is very well adapted and speaks near fluent English. If anybody knows who I'm referring to please post or drop me a line if you know she's still at Orchid or wherever she may be. In my limited experience, it isn't easy to find slim chicas working at the local LMPs.[/QUOTE]