Strip Club Reports

Hi Folks.

Just joined the forum. I am a once a month visitor to OC, and into light (ahem!) hobbying. I really like USG, and I will try to help with whatever inputs I can provide.

Of all the clubs here, I find ET to be the best. I know, it does not provide ALL the action that may be had at the bird, but it is more relaxed, the girls are generally hot, and you do get some benefits. Here are my recent experiences:

If you are gong to ET, ask for Holly. She is a HOTT blonde, about 5'7", fake TTs and a firm body. Her hair is a shade of blonde but looks green under the black-light. Chatted with her for about 15-20 minutes, and then went back. Had a super hot dance (full nude of course) (more like super hot dry humping with full access, me lying on my back and she on top) with a lot of stroking the junior from on top of the clothes. Ended up doing 12 songs! Left with her number. If you go meet her, tell her Sam referred her.

There is another girl April (I think). She is a really tall blonde. She gave a super dance too, and was ready for a HJ, but that day I had been to the bird, and was spent (both my pocket and junior.) , so didn't partake.

I find visiting Imperial pointless, because the private dances are not nude. Its classy, but thats not what I go to a strip club for. Met Mariah, real hot brunette, who offered 'more' if I picked her up after her shift. Didn't go because I knew she would ask no less than 300.

Been to the bird 2-3 times. I just HATE the pushy waitresses. However, saw this Hispanic looking chick, who did the hand massage hello thing. She looked inexperienced. Took my chance and took her to the VIP just to get rid of the 'drink for the lady' question. OK dance, she let me touch, but would not take my signals for something more. I finally gave up. Next girl was Ecstasy (black hair, HUGE TTs, not chubby but not spinner either. Probably 6-7 rating). She immediately wanted to discuss extras. Offered me BJ for an extra $ (Over and above the $.5 for the VIP). Got an HJ for the VIP price instead. There is another girl, blonde. 8.5 (forgot her name, I Think it was Alex, but not sure). On a Sunday evening, which was very slow, she gave me a CBJ in the VIP area for $ (total).

I am here for another 2 days. Can someone PM me some other names, and also some good places for potential one nighters?

[QUOTE=On Your Face;1447062].requires midgrade gas at $4. 25, that trip costs $34.[/QUOTE]Now by that do you mean $14. 25, or aren't you using the "shorthand"? .

My point is why bother with some ridiculous, nonsensical shorthand that isn't even shorthand, it's some kind of stupid code that anyone can decipher, but just makes reading a pain in the ass.

[QUOTE=Jerikson40; 1447491]Now by that do you mean $14. 25, or aren't you using the "shorthand"? .

My point is why bother with some ridiculous, nonsensical shorthand that isn't even shorthand, it's some kind of stupid code that anyone can decipher, but just makes reading a pain in the ass.[/QUOTE]I had a dream about a girl and 150 roses. But don't tell anyone.

[QUOTE=DGunSlinger; 1447443]Hi Folks.

She let me touch, but would not take my signals for something more.

I am here for another 2 days. Can someone PM me some other names, and also some good places for potential one nighters?[/QUOTE]Well I can tell you from my very limited experience at the Bird, just hammer out the details before you go VIP. The times I got lucky there I just kept passing on the girls who wouldn't offer FS until finally, every time, one would come up and offer FS in the VIP. Just keep at it, you are at the right place (s).

[QUOTE=Friendlylurker;1447639]Well I can tell you from my very limited experience at the Bird, just hammer out the details before you go VIP. The times I got lucky there I just kept passing on the girls who wouldn't offer FS until finally, every time, one would come up and offer FS in the VIP. Just keep at it, you are at the right place (s).[/QUOTE]Hmmm. Good advice Lurker. QQ. I got to know that out of $.5 for the VIP, $ goes to the dancer. What the going price for a CBJ or BBBJ (over and above the VIP) that I should keep in mind? I don't want to get ripped off. Since I do not indulge in paid FS till I have a more room (like a bed.) , I am not asking for that price. Would be good to know though.

That's me- today. Passed on Friendlylurker's find. Passed on the hot asian / latina. Pulled into Tijuana's on Beach and the door man walked out to me me and warned me only two girls working. I said just wanted some lap dances. Bad move. He said one hot girl, one shitty girl. I asked if skinny. He said one yes. Only charged me 10 to get in- I had no coupons. Drink girl descends upon me asking for 6$. I order water and start negotiating. Girl gives me the 10 bikini sell. 40 topless or 150 VIP. I laugh and my water arrives. I'm NOT paying another six bucks for this bullshit. I bolt and "donate" $10 to the lease to keep them in business.

Goes to show- don't think with your little head. Overall exciting but unfulfilling day.

Just got back from a trip to ET and The bird.

ET: 5-6 girls. Starts chatting with Brooklyn, dusky, black hair, true spinner, awesome body. Small (my Guess C) but perky and real TTs. Overall, rated 8. Went for pvt dance. Full access, LFK, TT in my mouth, junior got good attention, but from over the clothes. Did 3 songs.

The bird. Here I hit the jackpot. My friend the doorman recommended Katya, a mexican. She was busy so decided to wait. All the other girls were too thick for my taste. Was planning on leaving when out comes Valerie. Hot body, but REALLY, REALLY fake TTs. If you can get over those rocks, she was a 7. 5. Comes up directly with an offer for FS at VIP rate of $.5. I agreed. However, she did not have the rubber, so did HJ (I would not have gone beyond CBJ anyways). It was good but rushed. LFK, DATY, lots of groaning and grinding. Made me come on the boulders. All in all, a great day.

She is wiring tomorrow if you are interested.

[QUOTE=Goose378;1446091]I am like 99% sure he meant $125 his post are low like mine so he is a newbie and probably didn't know how to write 125 so he just put $.25 which is how I would've wrote it so I am curious how is 125 supose to look or do you just round up to $.3 anyways this forum is great and thanks to all the senior members for some great advice. I wish the OC section had more traffic but this is the only forum I have came across for this kinda info that is free but I haven't really searched that hard so rock on fellow mongers.[/QUOTE]Yes, sorry, I meant 125, I might have overpaid a few bucks, but the service was great, I don't feel ripped off.

Might stop in again this week.

Elrooster

Went in on Saturday night 11pm, stayed until 2am closing.

Paid the 10 cover and 6 for drink, tipped waitress a buck, so 17 so far. A balance of Mexican, black and white flavors. Three of the women were super hot (two brunette white, one white blonde).

* Sat at the front and watched two dances with 3 tip each dance, Layla gave a good show and she was one of the hot ones.

* Girl named Paris sat on my lap for 30 minutes while I grabbed her ass and caressed her legs for 15 tip. Lots of dialogue and kisses on the cheek.

* Girl named Sugar sat on my lap for 20 minutes while I grabbed her ass and caressed her legs for 15 tip, then I gave her 5 more because she was cool. Lots of dialogue and kisses on the cheek.

* Girl named Jenessa wouldn't sit on my lap, one of the hot ones. With enough coaxing got a kiss on cheek and caressed her legs for two minutes. 2 tip. Total time like 5 minutes.

* Another girl sat on my lap I forget her name for like 5 minutes, caressed legs and fist full of ass. 2 tip.

* Last girl named Tiphanie or so she says, this girl is insane. We were arguing the whole time she was trying to get money out of me, extremely pushy, aggressive loves to make a scene. But here is the thing, the whole time she is grinding and we're close she is sitting on my lap crotch to crotch. Showed me her tits, her pussy. The whole time arguing, she pinches nipples and goes off, gets aggressive. Lots of kisses on the cheek. After fifteen minutes of the most weird, sexually erotic mind games I tip her 15. WTF that was fun, I think everyone was watching, the bouncer says that she is insane.

My goal wasn't to get off but just spend as much time with as much fist full of ass and leg caressing as possible with messed up dialogue.

Total damage 80 for 3 hours of quality entertainment. I wasn't looking for a release or anything. I'm super cheap so I usually never go in with more than 40-80. I wonder if it's possible to get a HJ at these places for like 30-40. Any advice?

[QUOTE=Zanzo;1451915]Big Post[/QUOTE]Well I can tell you from limited experience, yes you can get HJ and much more at some clubs. I can also tell you, the first day I found this exact thread I read back a few pages and found all of the answers you need. I'm not trying to be a dick, just saying you asked the question in the place full of answers, just read a little and you'll find what you want better than one guy saying, 'go to the bird and save the tips from talking for 10 dollar lap dances with the girl who strokes you the best while trying to talk you into LD or VIP'.

But there's my suggestion so I don't get the people complaining I spent more time being a jerk, which I'm not trying to be just RTFT :P

Went last Friday afternoon. 7 to get in and 8 for a drink, also had to buy another drink every hour been there before and never had this happened anyone else, anyway got a lap dance from sophia for 4 for 40 and got lots of mileage. She is a fun girl. Didn't stay long because I was cheap and didn't want to pay another 8 bucks for a coke. About 10 girls there ranging from 5-8.

Ever since John sold his website for ET its been a hassle to know if my atfs are working. They are Makenzie and Holly. Just wanted to know if there were any other ET regulars here who have an easier way to track down their fav girls. The new website / guestbook for ET is a joke.

Thanks

Visited the Bird today after a rather long hiatus. I met a girl there a few years ago and we met regular on the side. She's left the biz so I decided to come back. The only one I got a couple of $10 dances from was Diana (brunette with decent body and seemingly natural tits). She was the prettiest one today. Decent stick shifting and what I liked was there wasn't a hard sell for a VIP (I wasn't in the mood to spend the cash today, especially on a new girl for me). If anyone has any info on Diana in the VIP, it would be appreciated.

I was board the other night and a little birdie tapped on my shoulder and leads me to the nudy club. Kind of slow with a few hot girls, a few cubby ones and a few that I would rather not see naked. Had a $10 dance and then this little spinner came up and instantly started to shift my gears and I think she double clutched it all the way to fourth before she enticed me to the bench area. After that, had a few other $10 dances with a few propositions for more in the VIP area. I was tempted but the Jersey girl seemed like she was going through the motions and more about landing a fish than having a fun. There was another hot girl there (very young) named Cali but she said she was new so I figured she was all talk and no action. As the night wore on I could not get the hot spinner out of my mind (pants). When I was about to leave, I saw D#se on stage and said I wanted a few more dances before I split. Then as we were heading to the area, I asked about the special area. Well—she said all of the right things and instantly cast a spell on me, I was powerless at that point and a wave lifted me off the ground and lead me to the closed-door zone and my wallet just popped out of pocket and my money ran out like a scared animal. I must say when the music started the fun began; this girl knows how to give a mindblowing dance and more. Not everything but she danced with more than just here hands and she stopped talking for a while during the session. It was just her wearing a birthday suit and my vices. Yes it was a little expensive but I probably had more fun with her that night than going for a nice massage or an hour session with a pro. Asked about outside the club experiences but she kind of ignored the question—yet at that point I did not care.

Stopped in on a slow weeknight for a shorter time than I planned. Red flag conditions in my pants after a dry spell adds up to a short and inexpensive visit with plenty of fireworks. The 9:30 PM selection was completely similar to what the report below describes. Not too much to choose from but this is a club where lap dance performance makes up for other shortcomings.

I was intercepted at the door by an exotic beauty who turns out was the hottest dancer in the house, and maybe the youngest. Definitely a 30 something selection on this night. She's calling herself Mariah and is ethnic Filipina, but all OC girl. Always seemed odd to me that so few Filipinas work in these trades. Definitely not enough of them.

I figured she'd be mixed DivaBird and SharkBird. And at times while we sat at a table she showed signs of being a little of both. But she could see that I'm a pro perv who wasn't going to respond to the superficial shit, and she was intermittently bored and entertained. Entertained enough to stay around on my terms and hope for the sale without too much push.

Normally I send the first girl to hit on me away so I can watch some nekkid dancing, scope the overall talent, and generate enthusiasm. But that risks never getting your hook into that girl again and when she's the hottest in the house, it can be a bad idea. So what the hell, I went for some $10 dances. She delivered just what I needed when I told her I wanted her to dance "sweet" with me. Got it just right with GFE simulation intimacy, no defensive moves and nice teasing handiwork. It was enough that I was going to go at least 4-5 dances with her instead of a couple. After 5 I couldn't stop but after 6, I had to stop. The tease evolved into a steady application of jizz inducing stroking with porn girl looks from between my legs alternating with nose to nose and cheek to cheek smushing. Real nice and totally hot! I was done. Total damage just. 6 so I could be generous and toss in a. 2 tip for taking it to the finish line.

Later saw her dance on stage with better light and she holds up. Really beautiful girl. Tall and slender for a Filipina but tits probably fake but not bad at all, and ass men will feel deprived. But I like the tiny butts that many asian girls sport, and makes for an easy route to FIV or whatever from the rear. A touch to the inner thigh and you're there whether you intended to be or not!

Would really appreciate any more info / reports on Mariah on the board or PM. Wondering of course what her limits may be, if any. Seems more player than Diva, but I didn't explore the possibilities. Also would like info on "Bambi" who has interesting looks and manner and is nothing at all like the type who would usually adopt the "Bambi" handle in a given stripclub. The name seems like a spoof, though perhaps this 30 something was a real Bambi 10-15 years ago.

One other thing, what is with this plain clothes security goon working the front entrance? See him only at night and when I approach the door he aggressively steps in front and very seriously gets in my face to ask if I've been there before. I suspect he's wanding or patting down younger tougher hombres, so I'm spared that, but still he is too much in my face. I'm no alpha dog so I'm not going to bite his neck, but I give him a WTF look. This is overdone door security and not a good way for the club to be greeting its paying customers. Mariah gave me the Flamingo handshake as soon as I got inside the door. That's more like it and chilled what could have been me feeling pissed off for a few minutes before correcting course.