2000-2004 Archived Reports

Dutch,

Thank you for your post. You are correct that if monger's fail to report new finds, we don't know who to ask for. Suzi is the hot new star of downtown, not Yummi. Your mention of her probably had a lot to do with that. In fact, there will NOT be a report from Suzi on the last trip I was there because she was "busy." Hope the monger who was with her will be gentleman enough to report, hmmmmm?

We all walk in to the AMP and want good service. This board allows us to ask for a provider that another has had good luck with, and you are correct, the more choices, the better. However, I have never seen a time when the board has more than one or two current providers receiving reports at Downtown. You will be seeing a new report, as soon as Jackson approves it, from Hondo about "[b] Maya[/b] ." Most everyone wants to try a girl that has great reviews, which is why [b] Yummi, Suzi and Bibi[/b] are getting hammered right now. That makes FOUR current providers that are getting reviews at one AMP - a record, a fucking smorgasboard!

Small nitpick - it is Yummi, no Jummi-- her words were "Are you hungry? Because I am Yummi!"

I am gathering the data for my update for DC AMPs I will include your mention of [b]Mink[/b], but I am going to back-date it six months since there is little chance she is still there. Few of these providers stay in one place that long. If anybody has current information on this girl - please post.

Remember this is the [b]DC board[/b] with 16-18 AMPs with reports, not the Downtown Spa board. We have a shit-load of choices, but we need more reports on the "other" amps. [b]MONGERS - LURKERS[/b] - Please post your reports ASAP so I can get your report into the update while it is fresh and will help others the most.

LURKERS - If you have not posted, remember these reports are all hearsay - stories - dreams- fantasies made up by delusional minds. Reports on this board may not contain a shread of truth; they are therefore inadmissable as any sort of evidence. Unless you choose to post your real name and address in your report, you are not going to have any repercussions for sharing your fantasies... This board makes a great diary too... *wink*

LoveLOS

[Quote]Originally posted by Bandit II
[i][b]I'm pissed off at this point[/b] and Bibi comes in. Reports described her accurately and she was flirty but...

At this point I could have used a bit of a GFE because [b]I was still pissed off[/b] and wasnt in the mood for anything mechanical. [/i] ***Emphasis mine[/Quote]Los Banditos,

Need I fucking say more? You screwed up your own experience (or maybe the Cubs helped - LOL) . Poor Bibi was in a no-win situation, mamason knows and no doubt communicated to her, that you were unhappy and, if you read the board, you will know Bibi (and likely MOST of these girls) can read a customer like a book. They know when we are upset, nervous, happy, sad, loose, tired, cranky or whatever. If you are pissed and she knows it, what the hell can she do? She tries flirting and that won't melt [b]your bad attitude[/b] then PROFESSIONAL is as good as she can be.

Look, you and Babylon are good guys in my book, so I apologize for coming down on you about this, but if you cop a 'tude, you lose. Babylon lost it too with similar results. You are the one who has to decide you are going to have a good time, you cannot expect a provider to have it for you...

To all,
Remember the YMMV princple applies, but you are responsible for 50% of the interaction between yourself and these women.
- If you are in a bad mood, have a few drinks an loosen up before reporting to an AMP.
- If you don't like spending time with women who can't speak decent english, avoid AMPS. This is the USA, find a woman who knows the language...
- If you think they "owe" you a GFE because you are a stud muffin that women cannot resist, get over it.
- If you think there is magic in any certain establishment, please think with your big head for a moment. The magic is in the relationship, with the mamasan and the provider. Any AMP in DC can provide awesome service if you establish yourself as a good customer, so if you are receiving fabulous service at your spot, don't quit just because 10 reports come out for one very fortunate establishment...

The basic services at an AMP is a "professional" table shower and "muscular training." You negotiate any extras with the girl [i](and the negotiation process includes acting like a "boyfriend" if you are looking for a GFE)[/i]. CBJ and mish CFS are generally available in DC and what is considered "professional" treatment. If you are a jerk (again, no offense ment) and this is the treatment you got, please try some VA or MD jerk joints for a few months to see how good that level of service really is. If you are looking for a GFE (aren't we all), don't expect it every time. If you see the same provider two or three times then it happens naturally. [b]If you get GFE with a new AMP girl, you not only did everything right, but you were also a lucky mother fucker.[/b]

[i]Lovelos steps down from soap box...[/i]
LoveLOS

I decided to head "downtown" Wednesday around midnight. First I ended up making a few runs around the block as some one was just beating me to the door. I figured I could see what the street scene is like now. Pretty dead, 2 or so and tons of pimp looking guys.

Anyway, I hit downtown and got Michelle (sp?), or that is what I made out. Her english was about the worst I have seen there. Looks early 20's (7-8 in looks), about a b+ in cup size and very nicely shaped. Anyway pretty decent shower, good massage. All the normal downtown menu, even 2 cups for regular tip. After being at work all day I just couldn't get to finish #2. One thing that I did find odd was that she brought a seperate condom that she used to rim me, I really couldn't tell. I actually saw her put it on in the mirror, no biggie still was cool. Never had that before.

Upon leaving I turn on K to get in my car, and holy shit there must have been 10+ street walkers in the vicinity of my car. Did a few rounds between 15-14th and there had to be 10 more spread all over. Nothing really outside of that 2 block radius. Will have to investigate further as some were pretty damn hot. No cops to bee seen anywhere.

*** DC Trip Report ***

Hondo, the sex-starved maniac, calls me up on Thur, and informs me we are doing a road trip to DC the next evening. Although it was entirely inconvenient, I rearranged my schedule to help him in his hour of need. The fact I was getting a touch of yellow fever had nothing to do with my selfless humanitarian efforts. Friday evening eventually came and we were off. He had two things on his agenda, K street SWs and a first trip to Downtown. I had several things on my agenda also, namely Bibi, Suzi, and Yummi. Unfortunately I did not have the time, finances, or stamina to try all of the above, so I determined to go for the GFE with Bibi and see to it that Hondo had a good ride with one of the others...

We arrived in the area about 12:15am and there were NO SWs on the streets whatsoever. NONE? none. We went to Clicks to gather intel, but all we gleaned was a shrug... Came out after a drink and there was an interesting pair getting out of their Lincoln... Hmmmmm? One was a nondescript BSW, but the other was interesting--a WSW that has very dark black (dyed) hair with reddish highlights with a good looking body, she may have been 2-3 months prego due to the tiny bulge in the tummy. Witnessed two guys on foot picking up two girls and using a taxi for the ride to the hotel... Hmmmmmm, log that idea. Walked to K and there was a bit of action beginning. Got approached by a BSW who wanted to party. I almost took her back to the car to polish my knob before the AMP, but I declined. In retrospect, that may be a course I will try in the future... Hondo then forced me to focus on the stairway to heaven... and we ascended.

Greeted by the bouncer and then mamasan 1, who knows me well. So I know choosing my girl and getting Hondo a proper introduction is not a problem. I asked for [b]Bibi[/b] and introduced Hondo as a trustworthy party (yes, in that order, as I have my priorities in proper perspective). Yummi was not there (period?), and so I requested Suzi for the Hondo man. It turns out that she was occupied (please post if you are lurking) and so Hondo was given "[b]Maya[/b]." There was a report in July about a Maya, so if you saw that girl, she may be back... I have it on good authority that his report will be highly positive when it gets posted to the forum, so my introduction may have served him well.

I had to wait for a few minutes for Bibi to arrive (she must have been busy). I stripped and cooled my heels. She finally arrived but Hondo was in the shower and so we chatted and flirted while waiting. She wanted to know all about the SW action on the street, that was an interesting conversation. I also ascertained she is not planning to leave today, as she had mentioned to another monger a few weeks back. Others please confirm she is not bull-shitting here. Shower was thorough and I enjoyed it. She was wearing this little see-thru skirt and no thong, and she wrapped that up so it would not get wet, so my she was providing quite a nice show for the shower... Back in the room the eye candy continued and she provided a reasonably good nude massage that included the 36C tit rub, some toe/foot licking, some cuddling, and a hike on my back. The main event started with some wonderful 69. I got so into her sweet pussy that I almost let her finish me with that wonderful CBJ I was receiving. She received the news that Hondo was finished as I told her that was HIS problem. This apparently got him a bit of extra time, for which I received a thank-you later; so he must have put it to good use, only his report will tell. Bibi and I proceeded to Asian cowgirl but, alas, little LoveLOS was smitten, and could no hold his breath long enough for the position switch. We cleaned up and leisurely dressed while chatting more. She adjusted my neck with the professional ease that would make my chiropractor jealous. Overall, a top ten AMP experience.

We met in the hallway and I got a good look at Maya, who has a so-so face and wonderful body. The "look" I got from her told me she would probably be a fun ride, and after talking to him, that is probably a good call. The shit-eating grin on the Hondos face was probably only matched by the one on my face. We received our labels after the goodbye kisses. I'm the "horny guy" and Hondo is the "player..." What's up with that, Hondo? hehehe...

On the street again, we are content to walk around for about an hour just enjoying the scenery and basking in the recent memories... There was about 15-20 SWs out and LE was getting thicker as time went on. We finally saw an interesting BSW with loooong legs and "blonde" hair (not a typo). Chatting to her she suggests we find another girl and go to her room. Sounds like fun. Hondo had dibs on her, so we looked around, but I didn't see any that I wanted very much. Finally we met her again with a reasonable looking WSW and I felt that the foursome idea would get me a poke at both girls, so we agreed in principle... We were on foot and decided to get a taxi... Now we had done the "are you a cop'" and squeeze my tits/dick routine. The taxi came by but someone was inside already... Now at that point on K st, I don't have a clue what the fuck changed, but within a few seconds they went paranoid and wanted nothing to do with us. I think they saw a cruiser and thought they were about to get busted. Anybody else have that sort of experience?

We walked around some more and LE got more annoying, they were everywhere. One ossifer was "interviewing" a girl and she even gave us "the look" as we strolled by. -LOL... Had one WSW follow us half a block on K st but I decided the face was not for me. Saw one other nice man give a girl a ride before we got to her (bastard) then we headed back for our ride. The ugly-faced-but-nice-body WSW was walking toward us on L st, and I was starting to reconsider her for a quick nightcap BJ before heading home. She was 15ft away and an UNMARKED WHITE CRUISER screeched to a halt. Two ossifers stepped out and told her to get her hands on the car. They had a bundle of the plastic zip cuffs and busted her on the spot. She wasn't even half naked like most of the girls-jeans and a jacket with high heels, and had not spoken to me or anybody on the block. WTF? We strolled on past, got in the car and left DC, glad we were not chatting with the dangerous criminal when LE decided we needed to be protected from her. Watch your asses out there and keep the eyes peeled for unmarked units as well as light bars...

Sorry to bore you and take up space on the board, but somebody has to do it...
LoveLOS

Balabon,

I stand corrected Suzi is 5'4" - but when I saw her (in her three inch fuck-me stilettos, which I forgot to mention) she was 5'7". Next time, I'll post height minus shoes. Since she seems to do everything (well at that), I'll be curious to find out from anybody if she is up for Greek.

Lovelos..

Thanks for the detailed report. as for the SW's if you don't pick them up quick they do get nervous. I had that happen to me as well. If I'm still undecided I try to get her cell phone number and offer to meet at her hotel usaully on either 14th colorado ave or NY ave. SW also make deals with cabbies they are able to hail a cab and pick you up and and it's accepted that they pick up the tab for the cab, or you can subtract it from the cost of the date.

Romeo#2..

SW's can be found at the same hotels in the day as they use in the evenings especially on NY Ave.

LOVELOS
You are right - we are using (and writing) only Downtown. Where is the rest of AMPs? For instance some months ago I was coming to Hapinness - it was good in most cases. But recently I am going only Downtown because it looks 100% success. Or may be guys just not informing about other places? Let's do it

Some name change info, plus a report on an outstanding experience at Young's Spa in Georgetown:

First, the Castle Spa (I gave a good report back in July 2003) has apparently changed its name although I'm not 100% sure what the new name is. The box ad in the Washington Post reads "Grand <<BOSS>>" on the top line and "Opening" on the second line, then the street address in smaller type below. I guess this means that the new name for the spa is "Boss"? I didn't get time to check out this place in person, nor do I know if "Jay" (my nice provider from July) still works there.

Next, the confusion between the "Sun Spa" and the "Sun Club" should end soon, as the Sun Spa, 1829 M Street, NW, 3rd Floor (same building as ICM Body Concepts, a non-Asian HJ-only place on the 2nd floor) has changed its name to "Therapy @ M St." Did not visit this place either.

Also, some new spas in Silver Spring and in Waldorf, MD, according to the ads in the Post Sports Section.

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Young's Spa in Georgetown -

Directions: 2352 Wisconsin Avenue, NW, Washington, DCon the northern fringe of Georgetown and about 5-6 blocks down the hill from the National Cathedral - and nowhere near a Metro. Although it's in a busy neighborhood, the location is actually pretty good. It's on the ground floor of a 4-story grey townhouse-style building. On the outside of the building are signs for the Annie Fisher Gallery and the Shade Shack (something like that) but no signs indicating that there's a spa inside. Once you open the front door, you enter a very small foyer with two doors - one door in front of you that leads to the stairway, and the door to "Young's Therapeutic Massage" on the left. This means that passersby who see you either entering or leaving the building have no idea which business you are visiting inside.

Report: to LoveLOS and others, you'll be happy to know that this will be a rave review about someplace other than Downtown. I had my first true GFE in several years with "Jay" of Young's, so I guess that means that I both did everything right and am a lucky m-f-er (see LoveLOs's reply to Los Banditos below). Yes, a true GFE, as opposed to several near-GFE's at Downtown and Castle during the last year or so.

This Jay is not the same girl as the Jay of Castle Spa in July. This Jay is 5'3", early 20s, Korean (of course), long curly brown hair that is distinctive because it was very curly and had lots of blonde streaks in it. Decent English by AMP standards. Attractive but not knock-out beautiful face (7 out of 10), about 115 lbs., decent figure with natural B cups, longer than average nipples, nice curves as she still has some baby fat on her, shaved kitty.

She answered the door herself, looking sexy in a flowered bikini top and skimpy sarong wrap-around skirt and thong. My eyes must have lit up because she smiled when she saw me, then grabbed my hand and led me to the room. I was NOT asked if I had been there before. No sign of a mamasan or other employee the whole time I was there (could hear TV noise from a back room, but saw no one).

In the room I immediately pulled out my wallet and said "one hour is $60, right" to which she said yes. She left the room with my $60 and I immediately stripped down. She came back and knocked on the door, then came in and almost looked surprised that I had undressed that quickly. She wrapped a towel around me, I kissed her on her forehead and complimented her on her hair, then she led me to the table shower room. While I was lying on the table, she motioned towards my soldier and I said "yes, please wash it, it's very important to be clean there" to which she smiled and gave me a thorough washing.

Back in the room. I decided to act differently than I normally would (which would be to lie face-down on the table). I sat on the massage table, pulled her over to hug her, complimented her again on her hair, then started kissing her on her neck, cheeks, earlobes, etc. She seemed very interested and enjoying it. After a couple of minutes she pulled her head back and smiled and said "now what would you like to do with me?" to which I replied "today I just want to be with you." She smiled and said ok, but money first please, to which I said certainly and pulled out a $100 note plus a jackson. She smiled and put the money under the pillow and off we went.

I treated her exactly like a girlfriend and got the GFE in return. Picked her up and laid her on her back on the massage table, then spent the next 15 minutes licking her all over, removing her thong and ending with a long DATY session with one finger up her kitty and another knocking on her back door. She definitely responded and enjoyed herself - no acting here. I came up for air and she wrapped her legs around me and started French-kissing me and hugging me. Then she paused and said "let me go get a condom" and left the room.

I sat up on the table to wait for her. She came back, stripped off her bra and sarong, then leaned over and said "I'll put the condom on later, ok?" and gave me a great tea-bagging and licked and kissed my bare soldier everywhere except on the tip. Then she said "now I'm going to put the condom on" and did so using the old condom in the mouth trick. Short CBJ then she climbed onto the table and lay on her back. I got on top for a nice long, slow missionary session with more hugging and french-kissing (I myself couldn't believe this was all happening). After I came she held me in her arms for a long time, keeping me inside her, then finally I was the one who decided that it was time to pull out. Then we lay there and hugged for another 5 minutes before she got up to leave the room and get me a hot towel. One interesting point is that although she was naked she didn't bother to get dressed to leave the room to get the towel, instead she just held a towel to her chest to cover her front.

She brought back three hot towels, two to clean the body and one for my face/mouth. At this point the hour was up, but she said that she wanted to give me a short massage, so I lay on my stomach and let her massage me for a few minutes. During the massage, in response to my questions she told me that she had been working there for one month and would still be there until mid-December.

A nice ending point - after I got dressed, I walked out of the room holding her hand. Thanked her for the great time and said I hoped to be back next month to see her. She replied "Next month? I want you to come back next week!"

I've just read over this post and, yes, I truly am lucky! Hopefully some of you guys will be able to check out Young's soon and have a session at least half as good as the great one I had.

Mighty Spearsman,

Did this girl have any accent at all or did she speak perfect English?

LexLuther

I guess I'm gettin' old and more mellow 'cause I don't usually say nice shit, but LoveLos, your recent lengthy post was really very good. Well written, informative for the uninitiated, and stimulating to the imagination. Well done.

Went to downtown and asked for Suzi again. Great service as always. Everything was as good as last time but this time she pull out a new trick. Oil body massage. She first rub her tits all over me, then put little ravensfan between her legs (not inside) and stroke it for a little. She then rub her sweet pussy from my face to my toe. When she rub her pussy against little ravensfan i thought she was going to go barebond, scare me a little.
One bad new. Suzi is leaving for vacation this coming satuarday. She said she is leaving for los angles for 10 days and she will be back. Hope she is telling the truth. I asked her who i should see when she is not there and she recommend a new girl name kelly. Maybe i will give it a try next week.

It is funny that it had almost become downtown reviews board. I used to go to ihc everyweek. The place is good and the girls are just as good as downtown but downtown service are just so much better. Don't get me wrong, ihc's girls have good service but i had never get any rim job, toe job, and only once i had dfk and once bbbj there. Even though ihc is 20 dollar cheaper but the rim, toe job n dfk is well worth it. I think I will stick with downtown for a while.

Sorry if this is a stupid question. After downtown today I saw some nice looking sw around K. I had never try them before and would love to give it a shot. So what is the price range on it and what is the safest way to do so?

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Thanks wiseborn, in the day when i got to excited and can not wait until night I usually take field trips to B-More. Your info. will come in handy. Thanks, be safe fellow mongers

Romeo

Dear Lex Luther:

Almost no accent, she had good English, much better than normal for an AMP, but not what I'd call "perfect English."

Funniest part of my experience was that I had originally planned to go to Downtown to check out Suzi or Diana. Unfortunately by the time I finished work that day it was around 4 p.m. and I needed to eventually change for a business dinner at 6 p.m. I was in Georgetown and felt that I didn't have enough time to drive to Downtown and back during that short time period, so I decided to check out Young's as it was nearby. Still can't believe how lucky I got.

Dear LoveLOS:
I wanted to second Trashman's praise for your excellent & informative post. And it is distressing to read of the police's focus on stopping young ladies walking down the street when one thinks of all of the other problems in DC.

Hello.

This is my small contribution to your deal. Sorry, bad english skills ....

Today I was in "Asia" at 6400 Wiskonsin Ave, NW. I choosed it after reading about Gina.

Not good neighborhood, but very suitable parking place for "9400 clients" behind of building. Asked mamasan about Gina - unfortunately she was on vacations ... but mamasan told that she brings to me Misha - very good girl. Misha (russian male name :) ) was about 5'0" without heels, very slim and firm body... very proportional with perfect and natural (I think so) B cup ... partially shaved ... Rather pretty face . She told me that she is working there about 2 weeks. She did shower very mechanical ... I think so, may be because another clients was waiting shower too ( when I was in shower - the doorbell was ringing twice and mamasan was speaking with peoples about massage ).

After shower we come to cabinet. I grab Misha and told her that I want something special. She told me - no special for me. I told her that I bring something for her ... she asked what I want - and I answered everything. She asked me how much - and I put on table $100. She get out and returned with lubricant and condom wrapped into paper tissue. There are I should to say that I finish too fast at first time - this is my problem. So, I finished just we started 69 ... she cleaned my knob and told me that she will start massage ... and I asked her about one more round ... and she agreed to do it only for $20 extra. My second time is always longer, so she started from BJ to wake up my hero, after we did doggie, missionare and cowgirl positions.
So, it was my most impressive visit to AMP. The marks ... appearance - 8/9, shower - 4/5, job 8/9. think that I'll return in a week.

Sorry for my terrible english.