Massage Parlor Reports

Anyone got any info on this place on Westwood? In the same strip mall as penguin's.

It's not even on RMaps. Looks. AMP legit.

[QUOTE=OakOak22;7201069]Imagine being salty about working from home hahahahaha.[/QUOTE]Dude, I could work from home but do not. I choose to wipe my ass, shower, shave and engage with humanity. I have to deal with millennial drivers unable to use a turn signal, zoomers walking into traffic to pick up food to each at their shitbox apartments for a Netflix and chill evening, and debate you fookers about whether a bush is mission critical.

So yeah, I am salty.

[QUOTE=ImYours;7201353]Anyone got any info on this place on Westwood? In the same strip mall as penguin's.

It's not even on RMaps. Looks. AMP legit.[/QUOTE]I thought it was Goldmoon there is a girl there names coco who is as plain as a piece of white bread at a cracker barrel and as into it as clay Aiken in a thirty bar.

Always drive by this place in West LA but never gave it a try since I don't really like these types of centers.

But, their website advertises both Asian and Latinas.

[URL]https://randiweb.my.canva.site/smassage[/URL]

[QUOTE=Fatonius;7201775]Always drive by this place in West LA but never gave it a try since I don't really like these types of centers.

But, their website advertises both Asian and Latinas.

[URL]https://randiweb.my.canva.site/smassage[/URL][/QUOTE]I really do not like the location of this place. The strip mall here is nasty, it is so awful it seems like you are in California. There are AI software engineers experiencing homelessness wandering around.

I walked in and there was a mamasan who looked beat as the Lakers in the first round. Next to her was the tech of the day, who was plain meat. I just walked out. I seriously doubt that there will be Latinas here, it seems like this is just another Asian joint destined for aggressive mediocrity.

[QUOTE=Ireland1988;7198788]Was in the mood for something other than the typical Asian fare out there. Been some chatter on 81** so decided to give it a shot. Got there at about 12:10 and was out the door at 12:25 LOL.

Opted for the 45 min. Lineup came in and holy sheeeeeeeit they were smoking hot. Chose my Latina lover and she disappeared for 2 min and then came back. She spoke basically 0 English but was gorgeous. Little hand play followed by a CBJ. Not the most enthusiastic but it wasn't bad and she is so hot that that helps LOL.

She motioned for FS and I said yes. Went to town in doggy for a few minutes and busted in the bag. Didn't want to ask for another position and risk the gestapo barging the door down.

She was sweet enough and got into it a little so I have no complaints, overall..[/QUOTE]What was the cost and how many girls were there at that time? Thanks.

I have a strong anti-alcohol bias. I literally do not know why. I guess it must be PTSD from the time I got drunk at age 14 and thought I was going to die. In any event, the whole fucken bar drinking scene is to me just a spectacle of people acting like idiots and they are not even Laker fans.

The new joint. Happy spa, which may be just a neocolonial expansion of Red Lantern. Is a no go.

First off, it is next to a bar, 90 west, which appears to be just about the end of the world, although on zoom today in court (I am being sued by vons for taking my secret fish speciality to ralphs), there was a divorcing couple fighting over a fucken dog. The other night, this older guy was literally barking and his two baggie girlfriends were laughing. Also, some dudes were talking about how great this trip they took was, I asked where was this xandadu. No, they said Panama. In other words, a shit hole full of no-ops.

Second, the physical plant it pretty cramped. The fuck rooms are about as small as a Lebron James book club reading room.

Third, the staff is pretty bland. Bin bin, who I fucked it straight out of hot young Asian central casting. Kelly, has a busted face. Emma, while having perfect tits for Russian, looks like she has a face for social media for the blind.

All in all, I do not like green eggs and happy spa.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;7200466]That infernal bar next door is a real problem. Fucken millennials and zoomers wandering around. No good members of two useless generations. Last night I parked and was like I really do not want to walk by a bunch of work from home dudes with unkempt facial hair to get in and fuck Emma's tits until I nut on the apartments next door. As I hesitated, three scrawny kids in their early 20's went in in a three man formation. They looked like they just got out of tunnels in Rafah. You can go if you want. I will scope out RL for now.[/QUOTE]Yeah this new place needs a back door.

Any decent alternative to RM? $49 a month is ridiculous.

Going to be near Pasadena today and looking for recommendations if anyone has any. Not my usual part of town.

Thanks!

[QUOTE=WolfWolf79;7203460]Any decent alternative to RM? $49 a month is ridiculous.

Going to be near Pasadena today and looking for recommendations if anyone has any. Not my usual part of town.

Thanks![/QUOTE]Blue moon.

Tried Cici the other night. She's been here before and got a very pretty face. She with a sweet voice and aims to give you all the pleasure. She has this just finished the shower type of look with a white top and shorts.

She doesn't know that much English but enough where you can sweet talk with her. When she gave me a massage it was overall decent. Gave good pressure and gave a good massage all over my body from my neck to toe.

Then she took her top off and started rubbing her tits all over my back and ass. Could feel those hard cold nipples just rubbing against my back and her ass was just screaming to fuck her. Eventually flipped and she started giving me kisses and sucking on my nipples. All the way to giving me an amazing BBBJ. Her tits aren't huge but they feel so amazing on the hands. Eventually put the condom on and we started fucking missionary. It looks like she enjoys doggy and reverse cowgirl more but yeah eventually finished and went on my way with a kiss. Definitely give her a try if you haven't.

I'm heading over to your side of the world in a few weeks and I'm hoping to find a place that offers a good nuru experience. FS isn't even necessary for the finish, get plenty of that at home. Wondering if any of you gents can give me a couple suggestions on where to look. I saw a report a few pages back about a place in Hollywood but I can't get the link to pull up. I'll also be around Santa Barbara area if anyone knows of activity there. I checked last time I was in town and it was slim pickins up there. Had fun in a an AMP but felt pretty dirty after.

Had a good time with Beira, If I were to describe her it would be that she fits a professional pretty massage therapist model. She's got a nice smile and gives the soft and gentle kind of vibes. Although she doesn't really speak much English so you probably have to use a translator app with her.

I meant it when I said she's like a pretty massage therapist because she actually does a good job in massaging your body. You can tell she's not an amateur and really seems to use a lot of different techniques on your back. She also takes her time. I paid for 30 minutes and she probably massaged me for a good 15 minutes and worked every area of my body.

Then I flipped and she started giving kisses around my whole chest down to each of my legs while her hands were rubbing all around me. Her oral is aight nothing crazy but damn that look she gives as she stares at you while sucking is pretty good. I noticed she's the type of girl where you got to lead so don't hesitate to ask what you want. I wanted cowgirl because I wanted to see her face melt with pleasure as I fucked her. All in all was a good time. And would go again.

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This is that totally aberrant colombian hag with messed up tits and face that looks like someone destroyed her matchbox car collection using a flamethrower.

He place is in MDR on one of the early alphabet streets. You can fucken walk there from the cows end.

She had some decent meat as assistants there, and then stopped advertising for some time.

She seems to be back. Anyone know if there are any other girls active. The mamasan makes me sicker than a parasite at 8155.

I went to lucky spa in Gardena and I saw Amie (or Amy, she's a little chubby and is cute but has a nice ass and tits.

I know this is supposed to be a proper review on extra services but she gave the best backrub I've ever had from an AMP. Legit a great massage. On par with expensive legit massages. She massaged jr. And I don't finish with HJs but she was close to finishing me off and did some prostate stuff too. Fantastic service that I would never expect to tell people about because I hate HJs but the massage was legit way too good and perfectly sensual and legit also.

I think I said legit like 23 times. So yeah. That's all I have to say about that.