[QUOTE=Byron414;7266457]I checked 2 places here and never seen the elusive hot 20 year old raved about and that was enough for me. I do like reading about Portland for some comedy relief..[/QUOTE]So you checked 2 of the over 200 shops in the region and determined that based on a sample size of less than 1% that there is not a one attractive woman working a shop in this town? I guess you're a very low effort guy or your knowledge of statistics is superior to every statistician ever. I have been to 2 shops in the Seattle area and they were meh at best. Had much better here, but doesn't mean I'll write off an entire City, or shit on them in their forums. Not all of us have the luxury of going to your holy grail of AMPs in Seattle anytime we need a rub and tug so we just muddle through with the bearded ladies and dry pussies we have here and use this forum to try to make the best of it. Sucks so much to be us in this lowly town. Glad we can provide humor for you, oh superior being.
