Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=VoltronX;5739161]Night and day experience from me. I saw Jasmine to and she was the only one working when I went. .6 for 30 minutes should have been a warning sign to me. A big sign that says no refunds in the lobby should have been the second. Less than a minute massage before she says flip and asks what I want. Everything was 2 and wouldn't budge. She Viet and younger and prettier than most AMP girls but not worth that. I brought 1.2 and stupid me wasn't thinking and went for BJ. BBBJ? She said no way always use cover. Asked for payment up front. It was bad and toothy. She gave up after a few minutes and went to HJ. I had to keep saying I paying for a BJ for her to keep going. Glad you had a good experience there but not worth it to me.

I saw multiple reports of good experiences here not sure what I did wrong other than not willing to get ripped off for gps. YMMV.[/QUOTE]Went this past week to Saigon Spa and had a similar experience. Went in and stood in the lobby for 5 min and no one came to the front. Left and came back later and pulled Jessica. I would say late 30's or early 40's. Nice rack. No refund signs on the front desk. 60 for 30 min is high. No massage at all, just straight to business. Condom only and quoted 200. Only brought 140 (She accepted this time) so 200 all in for 30 min covered session. Many better options out there in my opinion.

[QUOTE=VoltronX;5739161]Night and day experience from me. I saw Jasmine to and she was the only one working when I went. .6 for 30 minutes should have been a warning sign to me. A big sign that says no refunds in the lobby should have been the second. Less than a minute massage before she says flip and asks what I want. Everything was 2 and wouldn't budge. She Viet and younger and prettier than most AMP girls but not worth that. I brought 1.2 and stupid me wasn't thinking and went for BJ. BBBJ? She said no way always use cover. Asked for payment up front. It was bad and toothy. She gave up after a few minutes and went to HJ. I had to keep saying I paying for a BJ for her to keep going. Glad you had a good experience there but not worth it to me.

I saw multiple reports of good experiences here not sure what I did wrong other than not willing to get ripped off for gps. YMMV.[/QUOTE]Went this past week to Saigon Spa and had a similar experience. Went in and stood in the lobby for 5 min and no one came to the front. Left and came back later and pulled Jessica. I would say late 30's or early 40's. Nice rack. No refund signs on the front desk. 60 for 30 min is high. No massage at all, just straight to business. Condom only and quoted 200. Only brought 140 (She accepted this time) so 200 all in for 30 min covered session. Many better options out there in my opinion.

[QUOTE=SlickJJ;5739978]Finally made my way to check out Happy..[/QUOTE]I made my way over there on Monday. Went in looking for Lulu but she was busy (probably with slammet). Landed with Cindy instead.

She's in her 40's with an ok body and some Bs and a great spirit. $ later and I must have teleported to Philly cause I was ordering my sandwich wit or without. A good time was had and I would repeat with Cindy but I'm still curious about meeting Lulu and seeing how she makes her sandwiches. Stay classy out there gents.

[QUOTE=SlickJJ;5739978]Finally made my way to check out Happy. Walked in 4 ladies sitting in the front. Most looked past their prime but there was a cute one named Ava. Not sure if there are other cute ones but had an appointment with Ava so I was relieved. Thanks Slammer for setting that up and hooking me up with the best looking of the bunch. She was very friendly and led me to the room. Collected the 40 for entry. Massage was great. Good hard pressure covered with a sheet so no oil. A little tease but not much. At this time I did notice that the walls did not enclose each room. It was definitely private but open at the top. Discreet encounters won't be happening here. Heard our neighbors going at it and he was giving it to her good not to mention her moaning quite loudly. I digress, came time for my fun. Gave her 100 and off we went. CBJ was great. I will definitely be back for another one of those. I had a little trouble performing but each time she got off and gave the little guy some mouth love. Service was great. She was very sweet and I can imagine most girls would be annoyed at this happening. Not Ava. Had a fun time. Any position you wanted and as loud or hard as you wanted. Made things interesting as you walked out. Girls in the front gave you that look, yeah that sounded like fun.[/QUOTE]That's my Future wife your talking about. She said she cuddled you only!! I knew she was cheating on me.

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5740225]That's my Future wife your talking about. She said she cuddled you only!! I knew she was cheating on me.[/QUOTE]Take my wife please. Who needs an appointment today? Who wants to be the first person to fuck my fiancé. ? I'm taking appointments right now!! She will be taking a vacation on Monday.

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5740231]Take my wife please. Who needs an appointment today? Who wants to be the first person to fuck my fianc. ? I'm taking appointments right now!! She will be taking a vacation on Monday.[/QUOTE]I have a 12 o'clock available who's ready? I don't need a 100 questions either yes at 12 or no.

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5740359]I have a 12 o'clock available who's ready? I don't need a 100 questions either yes at 12 or no.[/QUOTE]You'll be all invited to the wedding.

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5740447]You'll be all invited to the wedding.[/QUOTE]12:00 still available. If nobody helps me out I'm not posting for one month. Maybe that's a good thing for some of you guys.

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5740453]12:00 still available. If nobody helps me out I'm not posting for one month. Maybe that's a good thing for some of you guys.[/QUOTE]The 12 appointment will get five slammer bucks and one specially made tube top.

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5740467]The 12 appointment will get five slammer bucks and one specially made tube top.[/QUOTE]Enter a chance to win a threesome!!

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5740475]Enter a chance to win a threesome!![/QUOTE]The guy who stood my girl up that's messed up. She was all primed up an waned to fuck. 1 o'clock Is Available.

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5740467]The 12 appointment will get five slammer bucks and one specially made tube top.[/QUOTE]There's a 4 o'clock available. Only 3 mongers total. Come on boys just two more for the day.

Hey everyone, first time poster stoked on all the tips so far! Can't wait to check all these new spots.

For me, Palms Day Spa in Orange has been pretty cool so far, definitely worth checking out for attractive younger providers that do nuru. They offer waxing as well which is what got me in the door, the wax lady is super professional and good at what she does and occasionally also offers massages, so it doesn't hurt to ask her. Massage-wise her nuru was spectacular, she's got a killer body and face and personality. Super sensual, A+. I've also seen Milan there who is another latina babe that offers a really sensual and sexy nuru. Both were in their early 20's with spectacular figures and made the sessions super enjoyable by being so personable and chill. Tips are set at 100/120/140 depending on how long you get 30/45/60 and they also offer cbd massage and real nuru gel massage for I believe it's 10 or 20 extra. At thepalmsdayspa714 on insta. Saw Desi when I was walking out and she was also super fire, haven't seen anyone else working there yet. Wax lady mentioned their sister spa is Havana in Downey which I've never been to so don't have any comment on if this one is cooler or not.

[QUOTE=BetterThanPro;5739735]YYMV.

I am not sure what I did to receive the best service. But I have been very successful with all ladies I have seen. From the top untouchable nuru providers mentioned in prior posts to the general massage parlors. I seem to get great results. I treat the ladies well and that adds value. Jasmine was on me from the start. Even DFK which was awesome. Sorry about your experience. Oh, by the way I am 72 and going strong with the young ladies. I have several ladies that call me back to see them.[/QUOTE]I saw I believe Tracy or something like this here. Super cool and accommodating, mid 20's and pretty cute but not like a bombshell.

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5740845]There's a 4 o'clock available. Only 3 mongers total. Come on boys just two more for the day.[/QUOTE]Wow you been pushing this since 10:30 ish this morning so where's all the happy reviews?

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5740845]There's a 4 o'clock available. Only 3 mongers total. Come on boys just two more for the day.[/QUOTE]So what are we doing? Sorry, I read thru the thread, but I'm not sure what you're offering. Regardless, I'm not free until Monday, but I'm curious today! And don't stop posting!

[QUOTE=BetterThanPro;5737660]Woke up feeling the need some love so headed over to a new adventure at Saigon Spa in Huntington Beach. What a surprise! 2 girls were available so I selected the one that greeted me, jasmine. Nice looking and fit. Probably early 30's. Started with a nice gentle massage with some nice touching and wandering hands. No panties under her tight dress so I wandered everywhere. She was soft and fit. After 10 minutes she asked what I wanted! Everything I said. She proceeded to undress and get on top of me for a BBBJ with my balls being licked up and down. After 5 minutes, She then proceeded to lube her pussy and I assumed to put the cover on me. To my surprise she let me enter her uncovered. She was tight and very very horney. She enjoyed it as much as I did with multiple orgasms. After about 20 minutes I unloaded with a big smile. She gave me a big smile and a kiss and cleaned me up. What an amazing morning.[/QUOTE]Wow you really hit the jackpot with that sessio. I guess these girls are capable of anything depending on thei mood. Did you cum inside her or was it pse type of finish?

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5740845]There's a 4 o'clock available. Only 3 mongers total. Come on boys just two more for the day.[/QUOTE]Thanks guys for cuming out!! Does anyone want a 10:00 am tomorrow.

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5741214]Thanks guys for cuming out!! Does anyone want a 10:00 am tomorrow.[/QUOTE]10:00 still ok for right now!! Who's going to be the first to fuck my girl!!

[QUOTE=CubeBrick;5741192]Wow you really hit the jackpot with that sessio. I guess these girls are capable of anything depending on thei mood. Did you cum inside her or was it pse type of finish?[/QUOTE]Couldn't find a Saigon spa but found a Miss Saigon Spa. Is that the one you are referring to?

Thanks for the information. Sounds most appealing.

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5741647]10:00 still ok for right now!! Who's going to be the first to fuck my girl!![/QUOTE]She's really horny right now! I'm out of town. Please help slammer out. There's only 3 mongers on the threesome drawing. Don't miss out!!

Hey slammer I've talked to a bunch of other mongors and we can't make heads or tails of your rambling.

We are worried that you hit your head on something. Can you start a section below so we don't have to wade through your silliness?

[QUOTE=CubeBrick;5741192]Wow you really hit the jackpot with that sessio. I guess these girls are capable of anything depending on thei mood. Did you cum inside her or was it pse type of finish?[/QUOTE]What was the damage bruh? I'd be using c just in case, you are risky guy Most of masseurs are gonorrhea transmitters nowadays.

[QUOTE=Danzigx138;5740911]Hey everyone, first time poster stoked on all the tips so far! Can't wait to check all these new spots.

For me, Palms Day Spa in Orange has been pretty cool so far, definitely worth checking out for attractive younger providers that do nuru. They offer waxing as well which is what got me in the door, the wax lady is super professional and good at what she does and occasionally also offers massages, so it doesn't hurt to ask her. Massage-wise her nuru was spectacular, she's got a killer body and face and personality. Super sensual, A+. I've also seen Milan there who is another latina babe that offers a really sensual and sexy nuru. Both were in their early 20's with spectacular figures and made the sessions super enjoyable by being so personable and chill. Tips are set at 100/120/140 depending on how long you get 30/45/60 and they also offer cbd massage and real nuru gel massage for I believe it's 10 or 20 extra. At thepalmsdayspa714 on insta. Saw Desi when I was walking out and she was also super fire, haven't seen anyone else working there yet. Wax lady mentioned their sister spa is Havana in Downey which I've never been to so don't have any comment on if this one is cooler or not.[/QUOTE]Good to see a newbie contributing right away instead of just asking for info on the first post. I've been to Havana many times. A lot of people here will say these nuru places (Havana, Palms, and the like) are way too expensive for just a HJ. It's true that you can get HJ much cheaper at many other places, and you can get FS for less than what you pay for HJ at these nuru shops. But you're generally paying for 1) a full hour with a naked young hottie; b) a known quality of girl, not the run of the mill AMP girl which is usually 40-something meh with the rare young hottie (pure luck of the draw); and c) lots of body on body contact. To me, with the right girl at least, the premium price of Havana and Palms is worth it. It's not something I'm going to do once a week at that price point though. As I mentioned, you can bang a hot young K-girl for about the same amount of money. But the nuru shops have their place for sure.

[QUOTE=SkinnyDugan;5741683]Hey slammer I've talked to a bunch of other mongors and we can't make heads or tails of your rambling.

We are worried that you hit your head on something. Can you start a section below so we don't have to wade through your silliness?[/QUOTE]Yes Happy massage in Santa Ana ask for Ava. Or I'll set you up. She's there til 10:00 pm.

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I stopped by earlier today and asked for Ava, but was then taken to a room by Katie. Massage was quick and on the flip $ cfs dfk BBBJCIM.

[QUOTE=Danzigx138;5740911]Hey everyone, first time poster stoked on all the tips so far! Can't wait to check all these new spots.[/QUOTE]Appreciate the info! Lots of good spots in Orange to try. Does waxing lady have a name? LOL And cost on that? I'm thinking of trying a spot next month for that but still doing a little price shopping atm. Last AMP girl I had said they did it there and it was around 50/60 and depends on the area. I told her that's good they don't charge by the hair, she got a kick out of that bless her heart. Cheers!

[QUOTE=RavPower;5742671]I stopped by earlier today and asked for Ava, but was then taken to a room by Katie. Massage was quick and on the flip $ cfs dfk BBBJCIM.[/QUOTE]Katie not the prettiest. I would've passed on that.

[QUOTE=Illeffeqt;5742673]Appreciate the info! Lots of good spots in Orange to try. Does waxing lady have a name? LOL And cost on that? I'm thinking of trying a spot next month for that but still doing a little price shopping atm. Last AMP girl I had said they did it there and it was around 50/60 and depends on the area. I told her that's good they don't charge by the hair, she got a kick out of that bless her heart. Cheers![/QUOTE]Waxing lady is named Luna I believe and if she's down to massage you highly recommend her. Waxing is I believe $60 Brazilian and I think extra for the butt but she hooked me up with both for 60 last time. Honestly a steal, before that I was going to 7 in garden grove and paying even more. Would much rather a wax from a bomb Latina babe than an old Asian lady.

I've been a long time lurker. What does F&C stand for? We're is it located! Who would you recommend I will report back with my experiences! I heard about this Lucy is it OK if I can lick her if I make a 9 PM appointment. Who is this Slammer guy!

[QUOTE=Koreahh;5738014]Where's Saigon spa at?[/QUOTE]They will text message you their location if you respond to their phone #.

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[QUOTE=SkinnyDugan;5741683]Hey slammer I've talked to a bunch of other mongors and we can't make heads or tails of your rambling.

We are worried that you hit your head on something. Can you start a section below so we don't have to wade through your silliness?[/QUOTE]Can't make "heads or tails". Haha.

[QUOTE=Kevin80;5743356]Can't make "heads or tails". Haha.[/QUOTE]Yes it was just to much of both! Having a couple days just having 2 sessions a day.

[QUOTE=Kevin80;5743356]Can't make "heads or tails". Haha.[/QUOTE]I had too much head and tails It must've been too much Slammer juice.

[QUOTE=TooSlammer;5743187]I've been a long time lurker. What does F&C stand for? We're is it located! Who would you recommend I will report back with my experiences! I heard about this Lucy is it OK if I can lick her if I make a 9 PM appointment. Who is this Slammer guy![/QUOTE]With all due respect, this gets repeatedly asked about and every time we reply that ALL the info you are asking for is in this thread.

[QUOTE=TooSlammer;5743187]I've been a long time lurker. What does F&C stand for? We're is it located! Who would you recommend I will report back with my experiences! I heard about this Lucy is it OK if I can lick her if I make a 9 PM appointment. Who is this Slammer guy![/QUOTE]I think a more important question to ask are you sure you want to go F&C?

I went to the new one. Lulu is probably in her 50's. She gave me a good massage and that is all I wanted. I wouldn't accept anything else. To each his own, but I suggest you be careful what you ask for LOL.

[QUOTE=Superflytnt;5744143]I think a more important question to ask are you sure you want to go F&C?

I went to the new one. Lulu is probably in her 50's. She gave me a good massage and that is all I wanted. I wouldn't accept anything else. To each his own, but I suggest you be careful what you ask for LOL.[/QUOTE]I'm sorry boys I'll talk to slammer! Don't ask those questions. Now just get back to lucking haha.

Based off reviews here, I decided to go see Andy at Bamboo. Drove down from the LA area. It was a bit out of my way but the reviews for Andy were sufficiently positive that my curiosity was piqued. When I got to the shopping plaza it took me a few minutes to find Bamboo. It is on the second floor. They kept me waiting for ten minutes before she was ready. Who knew Monday afternoons would be so busy! One thing that threw me off is that there are no rooms. You are only separated from everyone else by thin curtains. Andy was only ok. She gave a better than average back rub, but didn't rub my legs at all, other than the tease. On the flip, she took instructions well, but committed an unforgivable sin. SHE REMOVED HER HANDS FROM MY COCK WHEN I STARTED CUMMING. What a fucking newbie error! Honestly ruined the whole thing. I won't be back.

Well boys I guess I had an infraction!! I just have to tone it down!! Can't promote!! Need to cancel the taco guy the midgets I was going to have a big F&C opening!! There was so much parking there!! Headortails!! Had this booth all set up for the elixir! Can't promote the penis juice. By the way I had two separate sessions today one at 45 minutes the other one hour and 45 minutes.

One testimony today happiest day of my life.