Long time lurker here. The forum has been kind of boring lately so I guess now is a good time for me to help breath some life into it. I have a backlog of reviews to write, so I'll be adding those over the next few days. I will always keep my reviews real and leave out all the "fluff".
First up, Strawberry. After reading all of the high remarks lately I decided to track her down. Spotted her on Lane at the BP. Pulled up to her and asked if she needed a ride. She smiled said yes and got in. She was very plain looking. But didn't smell. She immediately went into LEO paranoia. Asking if I was a cop and acting as if we were being followed. Went pulled into homedepot. Which was kind of funny. She asked me three more times if I was a cop. No. That really put a damperner on the whole date. Pulled my meat out then she proceeded to go to work. About 30 seconds in she asked if I would be quick. (Then periodically asked if I was close to popping. These girls need to realize that asking these questions actually has the opposite effect on men. LOL She kept on sucking but it was not good. At all. It felt as if a cat was trying suck my cock. I asked her to lick my balls and she flat out said no. She even asked me to stroke I while she sucked. After about 2 minutes of a lame BJ I told her I had enough. She said: But you didn't finish. I told her there was no way in hell that I was going to finish with such a poor BJ. I gave her the money and proceeded to drop her off. I told her that I knew who she was on USA and expected a much better experience based on previous posts. She then got freaked that I was going to write a bad post about her. I told her that I would only write the truth. She then said that the "top guys" like Commander Aeon would vouch for her, and I told her that was fine, but I've been snooping around the site a lot longer than he has. There are levels to this shit that you don't know about sweetie. LOL.
If you guys think there is anything special at all about this chick or that she has quality skills, then you seriously need to get out more and experience better girls. LOL I'm sure someone will don their cape and fly to her defense with that YMMV crap, but I don't care. I am simply documenting the facts of my lame experience and sharing it with the other forum members. The site is about exchanging information, so I am finally doing my part by participating. I lurk no more.
BiggDaddi rating:
Appearance: 5/10.
Personality: 6/10.
Smell: 8/10.
BJ Skill level 3/10.
Repeat? NEVER.
