The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;4011892]Thought I'd cheer you up with a pic of a hot LSWho cheerleader.

You're welcome!

Swags.[/QUOTE]Was that really necessary? We can see why you were probably drawn to that LSWho pic. It kind of reminds us all what you look like today when you look in the mirror!

I bet in high school, you were the "head" cheerleader, and I'm sure you were good! But we all know that in Orlando, you were the "crack head" cheerleader!

At least in high school you learned there is a time and a place for everything. You wouldn't eat soup at a football game. You wouldn't light a candle while you're white-water rafting. And you probably shouldn't release your bowels when you're away from a toilet. The cheerleading coach said: "[I]No, no, no, I said do a middle split, NOT take a massive shit[/I]" (see pics 1 and 2 below).

After that fiasco, you buried your shame and embarrassment in food, and gained a lot of weight, as evidenced by your subsequent audition for the Bama squad (see pic 3 below).

So we actually think you just posted that LSWho pic out of envy. Turns out you didn't make the Bama squad (see pic 3 again). We're not sure why you weren't chosen, but maybe you can figure it out.

I've had about 4-5 chicks Vino recommended. At least that many it's not like I keep a count. Not a single one of them has anything but good to say. Both about Vino and the BWC they get.

[QUOTE=FrankCuba;4011619]Vino is the only monger I trust completely. A straight shooter in a cesspool of BS.

He's kind of like Pacino as Tony Montana said, "All I have on this world. . . . .[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;4012284]Was that really necessary? We can see why you were probably drawn to that LSWho pic. It kind of reminds us all what you look like today when you look in the mirror! Post a current pic of yourself swags? Now THAT would cheer us all up !...lol

I bet in high school, you were the "head" cheerleader, and I'm sure you were good! But we all know that in Orlando, you were the "crack head" cheerleader!

At least in high school you learned there is a time and a place for everything. You wouldn't eat soup at a football game. You wouldn't light a candle while you're white-water rafting. And you probably shouldn't release your bowels when you're away from a toilet. The cheerleading coach said: "[I]No, no, no, I said do a middle split, NOT take a massive shit[/I]" (see pics 1 and 2 below).

After that fiasco, you buried your shame and embarrassment in food, and gained a lot of weight, as evidenced by your subsequent audition for the Bama squad (see pic 3 below).

So we actually think you just posted that LSWho pic out of envy. Turns out you didn't make the Bama squad (see pic 3 again). We're not sure why you weren't chosen, but maybe you can figure it out.[/QUOTE]Why not post a current pic of yourself Swags. Now THAT would cheer all of us up! LOL.

[QUOTE=NoFear101;4012539]Why not post a current pic of yourself Swags. Now THAT would cheer all of us up! LOL.[/QUOTE]She did, didn't you see it?

Just in case, I've attached it again below.

That's her. Look closely. I swear it is.

A little worse for wear than last time I saw her, but YEP, that's her.

Definitely her.

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;4012669]She did, didn't you see it?

Just in case, I've attached it again below.

That's her. Look closely. I swear it is.

A little worse for wear than last time I saw her, but YEP, that's her.[/QUOTE]I'm trying to be for real here.