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As much as I'd like to find the future 'Ms Right' on here, the below quote from BigFrik.. sums it up perfectly. I have dreamed of friendly, nice girls while lobbying, but that is rare, and not very reliable long term. Treat them nice, and they will treat you nice. The nicer the $$, the better the visit. Then you are out the door, and all is forgotten from there POV. No 'Pretty Woman' like scenarios exist, it's all for the dead presidents.

"Guys I would just remember that most of these little darlings are under the influence 24/7 and not only will they tell you anything but they will do anything (at least if the $ is right)".

Nice report!

[QUOTE=TeddBear;2959679]Had a duo set up wit Brandy / Carmen today but it fell through some how. So I call 4 unknowns to day. Showed up to 2 of them won't do BBBJ so I walked and both were hot it was hard to walk but big head prevailed and later little head was very thankful. 3rd one called said she was sorry and would give me half off if I could wait 2 hours sorry I said can't wait I only have certain window of time so I started for home thought I was going to go with out today. Then 4th one called said she was ready now. So I went she has a shity in call I hate the grand rapids inn but that's where she's at. So she looks just like pic's. So is said BBBJ correct. She said yeah how is you cock going to get hard with a condom on I'm like good answer. Got in bed and she started BBBJ my god she is as good as Kandi deep slow BJ and very wet. Bsl also with out asking. I siad do you cim with swallow she said after we see each other a few times yes. I said how about for. 20 she said yes. After about 10 min I said do you like daty she said yes what girl doesn't I said you would be surprised. So after I made her o several times the alarm went off on her phone. She turned it off and started BJ again this time she was really trying to make me cum because she was really deep throating it. I said let's get it in she said I thought you wanted to cim. I said I do after I get it in. But CFS was so good I busted a nut during so no cim but its on the menu. Even though she has a shity incall I will repeat she is that good fellas. So It pays off to leave if they won't BBBJ. I finally found a fill in when kandi is not in town or busy. Set me back. 50 ss. Tip. 20 even though I didn't cim. But I was there for 45 min.

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Thanks for the report.

[QUOTE=Girls1;2961526]Saw several weeks ago at the 50 ss donation.

Pros: legit, nice figure.

Cons: Upsell, not in good mood, bad area. Not GF experience at all.

Would not repeat.

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Well just got ripped off by brandy and Carmen so stay clear set up duo with Carmen and brandy. Carmen met me at the door took $. 4 for donation told me to go in the room and next thing I know she's driving away. Well sucks is I had them both and thought I see again. Didn't thank I'd get ripped Off. Nice scam I didn't see it coming stay away unless you want to get ripped off.

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If you like getting jerked around try booking with this one. First she's available at a location on 28th St. Drive out there only to be told she is on Alpine. Get there and now she doesn't answer her phone. Nothing but bs.

Had a dream with the relaxation goddess.

Really friendly lady, great conversation. If you like to chat for a bit you will enjoy, if you don't like to talk then you may not.

She recently hurt her knee and is not as in shape as some of the researched pictures. Still a solid body with great features.

Nice private incall. Met at the door with a nice hug and kiss. Chatted about her webcam career and then went to play. DFK, BBBJ, DATY. Believe the hype she was fun. Too direction well. Offered multiple positions. She truly enjoyed or deserved an OSCAR. After finale we chatted a bit and said our good byes.

PM for details.

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This is my first post and I just want to start out by thanking all of the active members who truly use this forum for its intended purposes. I'm a little ashamed to say I have been lurking for years now, and I truly believe had it not been for all the priceless information I've learned from this forum, I surely would have probably been robbed, arrested, caught a disease, or maybe even something worse by now.

I finally decided to create an account because I have been fortunate in this sense and feel I owe it to "give back to the community", so to speak. Also, because this provider is newer to backpage and has only been reviewed once. By a users first post. Now I'm not trying to question anybodys credibility, but its something to keep in mind. Anyway, here's what happened:

Setup was really easy, texted, asked for a availibility for that evening, was told anytime. Finally got the address and got directions. I used the streetview to get an idea of where I'm headed into. I was surprised because it was easily the nicest neighborhood I would have ever been to for a "dream". Its been a while since I've heard the term used, but this is when my spidey senses kicked in. I decided I'd sorta TOFTT (since only one previous review), drove around the area looking for anything suspiscious. Well about 5 minutes before my scheduled time, I get another text asking if I'm close. I apologized, said inwas going to be about 15 minutes late due to traffic / stopping for gas and ATM. Says ok that's fine. So I park a couple blocks away, walk past a couple families hanging out outside on my way. So I finally get there, garage is open, two pretty nice, newer getman vehicles in the driveway, another nice car parked out front. So I walk into the garage and text her, saying I'm here, no answer. I wait a few minutes, starting to get pretty nervous at this point. Theres a tricycle and kids toys all over the garage, which didn't help.

Anyway, I see a truck approaching the house coming up the street and park directly in front of the house. And I'm not trying to stereotype or be racist or anything but its an AA male and he just sits in his car. At this point I said F this and started walkin out of the garage and back to my car. No joke, not even 30 seconds later she texts saying to come thru the front door. I said sorry you took too long I left already. Asked me if I could come back and I just said no sorry. I'd already been suspiscious since before I even left home, so I said this is too much.

Who knows? Maybe I'm just extra paranoid or extra safe but I sensed something off, and I learned here to listen to the spidey senses. Maybe she's a great provider, but I can't confirm or deny, just tell my tale.

Thanks again guys, I'd post more reviews but its nothing that hasnt been said and verified time and time again (kandiland, natashas massages, etc). Stay safe fellas.

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CWs out.

[QUOTE=MikeYepthatsm;2959606]For those of you that remember Bambi from Bambi's girls I just wanted to let you know she is up to her old ways again. She ran Bambi's girls, which was an agency famous in GR for the bait and switch. Now some gems have gotten their start with her agency (petite delight, Mercedes, Mandy, Luscious Aaliyah to name a few). Several years ago Bambi was seeing people and I thought she was a hottie. I used to see her somewhat regularly.

I saw one of her old ads and decided to see if she is still seeing people. She said yes and we agreed on a time. I arrived at her incall only to find out it was someone else there. She was hot and seemed very nice so I was going to stay until she told me she only had time to see me for 30 minutes. Not the hour we agreed on. Apparently 3 girls were all sharing the same room and another one of the girls had an apt in 30 minutes. I kept my money and decided to just leave.

Here is an old ad of hers.

[URL]http://www.************.com/grand-rapids/classifieds/ad/55b6398c8ccb0gDNG9R6QrLRGy22dZBdzEqb_MTDsk6PLk7e11/[/URL][/QUOTE]Never saw her myself, but wanted to say thanks to you for not dealing with bait and switch / time shortage. It's your money gents, take a page out of Mike's book and never pay for fakes or shortages. If we all get in this habit, who knows? Maybe at least some of the providers will make a better effort.

[QUOTE=TeddBear;2961729]Well just got ripped off by brandy and Carmen so stay clear set up duo with Carmen and brandy. Carmen met me at the door took $. 4 for donation told me to go in the room and next thing I know she's driving away. Well sucks is I had them both and thought I see again. Didn't thank I'd get ripped Off. Nice scam I didn't see it coming stay away unless you want to get ripped off.

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[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/beautiful-brunette-freaky-and-funready-to-make-your-dreams-a-reality/23230159[/URL][/QUOTE]I think my soul just burst reading that review. My wet dreams just died.

[QUOTE=ChillyWillies;2962086]This is my first post and I just want to start out by thanking all of the active members who truly use this forum for its intended purposes. I'm a little ashamed to say I have been lurking for years now, and I truly believe had it not been for all the priceless information I've learned from this forum, I surely would have probably been robbed, arrested, caught a disease, or maybe even something worse by now.

I finally decided to create an account because I have been fortunate in this sense and feel I owe it to "give back to the community", so to speak. Also, because this provider is newer to backpage and has only been reviewed once. By a users first post. Now I'm not trying to question anybodys credibility, but its something to keep in mind. Anyway, here's what happened:

Setup was really easy, texted, asked for a availibility for that evening, was told anytime. Finally got the address and got directions. I used the streetview to get an idea of where I'm headed into. I was surprised because it was easily the nicest neighborhood I would have ever been to for a "dream". Its been a while since I've heard the term used, but this is when my spidey senses kicked in. I decided I'd sorta TOFTT (since only one previous review), drove around the area looking for anything suspiscious. Well about 5 minutes before my scheduled time, I get another text asking if I'm close. I apologized, said inwas going to be about 15 minutes late due to traffic / stopping for gas and ATM. Says ok that's fine. So I park a couple blocks away, walk past a couple families hanging out outside on my way. So I finally get there, garage is open, two pretty nice, newer getman vehicles in the driveway, another nice car parked out front. So I walk into the garage and text her, saying I'm here, no answer. I wait a few minutes, starting to get pretty nervous at this point. Theres a tricycle and kids toys all over the garage, which didn't help.

Anyway, I see a truck approaching the house coming up the street and park directly in front of the house. And I'm not trying to stereotype or be racist or anything but its an AA male and he just sits in his car. At this point I said F this and started walkin out of the garage and back to my car. No joke, not even 30 seconds later she texts saying to come thru the front door. I said sorry you took too long I left already. Asked me if I could come back and I just said no sorry. I'd already been suspiscious since before I even left home, so I said this is too much.

Who knows? Maybe I'm just extra paranoid or extra safe but I sensed something off, and I learned here to listen to the spidey senses. Maybe she's a great provider, but I can't confirm or deny, just tell my tale.

Thanks again guys, I'd post more reviews but its nothing that hasnt been said and verified time and time again (kandiland, natashas massages, etc). Stay safe fellas.

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CWs out.[/QUOTE]Link is dead, any description of girl and ad?

[QUOTE=UtrGuy;2962270]I think my soul just burst reading that review. My wet dreams just died.[/QUOTE]Remember the wise words of the song, "But don't fall in love, cause if you do you'll find out she don't love you. ".

I followed a fellow mongers advice on this one.

Wow! Happy I did.

Set up thru text, and 10 min before meet, (as fellow monger stated) she ask if going to my place. Throughout texting, sounded as she had a place.

Scrambled to get a buddies place not far away and proceed to pick up.

She is very new and very shy. That added to her beauty.

She is an African American spinner with a great body (no big fat puffy ass). She is a solid 8 for face 9 body imo.

We started with BBBJ to CFS cowgirl to doggy to mish. My jackets were to thick so had to go back to BBBJ. When set a little reverse CG until thick jacket ruined the moment. Went back to BBBJ and finished with cim (spit).

Set date for $. 50/ hr lasted over hrs gave a well deserved $30 tip.

Even though inexperienced, her enthusiasm was very high, and did as I asked (nothing unreasonable).

Also allowed some daty and GFE with kissing.

Definitely landed on the FAV list.

Will reppeat. Only complaint is having to supply place and ride. In the end, she was worth it.

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Treat her well. She is new enough where a bad experience could ruin a great thing.

[QUOTE=Tom70;2962370]Fake. I ended the quote there cause you needn't read any more of this fraud's BS. This meme has been posted 1000 times. Lame.[/QUOTE]Actually not fake. Chilly Willys shared the story with me before posting it (which I encouraged him to do because of how helpful you guys can be). He wasn't sure if he made a good call or just got spooked so I suggested he ask on this forum. I can say with 100% certainty that he is genuine. I even looked up the ad when he told me about it and just like he said there was one review on the provider and it was from that same day. The original review is post #10015 and of course the ad is down but if you check out wolverine's reply to that post which is post #10026 you can see thumbnails of the pictures from the ad. The provider has purple hair and wearing rainbow underwear in one of the pics.

[QUOTE=TeddBear;2961729]Well just got ripped off by brandy and Carmen so stay clear set up duo with Carmen and brandy. Carmen met me at the door took $. 4 for donation told me to go in the room and next thing I know she's driving away. Well sucks is I had them both and thought I see again. Didn't thank I'd get ripped Off. Nice scam I didn't see it coming stay away unless you want to get ripped off.

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[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/beautiful-brunette-freaky-and-funready-to-make-your-dreams-a-reality/23230159[/URL][/QUOTE]Well after several conversations with Brandy In her defence she wasn't there. It is her house and in call location. I was suppose to be there for a duo that Brandy knew Nothing about. She has agreed to make it right with me. So please at this point. Let's take Brandy off the guilty list for now. But Carmen is still guilty as Charged and should but held accountable for her actions. Sorry I dragged Brandys reputation down but at the time she looked she was in on it also. But after several conversations I believe She wasn't involved.

[QUOTE=TeddBear;2961729]Well just got ripped off by brandy and Carmen so stay clear set up duo with Carmen and brandy. Carmen met me at the door took $. 4 for donation told me to go in the room and next thing I know she's driving away. Well sucks is I had them both and thought I see again. Didn't thank I'd get ripped Off. Nice scam I didn't see it coming stay away unless you want to get ripped off.

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[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/beautiful-brunette-freaky-and-funready-to-make-your-dreams-a-reality/23230159[/URL][/QUOTE]Did you talk to Brandy also or just to Carmen? Brandy's been around for a while with no bad reviews, seen her a couple times myself, are you sure she was part of this or did you set up through Carmen?