Massage Parlor Reports

Coming to lville in about a month for business. Looking for an ebony spinner for a massage with extras. Can anyone point me to someone?? Thanks BigL.

[QUOTE=RandyDaytona;5140688]There used to be a girl named Candy at Empire on Preston. I first met her at Sun. I wondered if anybody knew if she was still in the Louisville area. She was totally amazing.[/QUOTE]Candy was the bomb. Saw her both places as well. She would lead you around to and from the table shower and sauna by your Johnson. She definitely knew how to treat a guy well for the money. That's been a few years though.

I took a break from greedy clubs after Christmas and decided to go get rubbed again at the Churchill place. I was there a couple of times over the summer with someone not there now and it was pretty good. This is time I saw charlie.

She just had a baby and she's still got some weight so if you want a stick girl she isn't your type. The rub was pretty damed good better than most, not too hard but hard enough to actually be relaxing. Flip was good and roaming was allowed. Only real problem was lotion instead of oil.

Overall good and I'll probably try to see her again.

I'm looking for something that probably doesn't exist: a provider who offers a table shower or standing shower with a legit massage. I knew a provider in Chicago who offered this, and wow do I miss her.

I honestly don't care what the provider looks like, or extras, just want to get scrubbed and have the kinks pounded out of my neck and back. Any ideas, gents? Thanks.

[QUOTE=ZeroDark13;5148483]I'm looking for something that probably doesn't exist: a provider who offers a table shower or standing shower with a legit massage. I knew a provider in Chicago who offered this, and wow do I miss her.

I honestly don't care what the provider looks like, or extras, just want to get scrubbed and have the kinks pounded out of my neck and back. Any ideas, gents? Thanks.[/QUOTE]I would definitely think that you are looking for a legitimate massage, which are advertised all over the place.

Had dream I was down at the spa on 7th. Less than 5 minutes into my dream she asked what I want and what's my donation? I point and hold up ☝. She says no, wants $$. I say no, I'll just take the rest of my massage. She says no! So I just laid there. After 5 minutes or so she gave in. In between her 3 O's she bitched the whole time. Terrible attitude.

[QUOTE=OlMuffDiver;5148639]I would definitely think that you are looking for a legitimate massage, which are advertised all over the place.[/QUOTE]I am! In combination with a good shower, as I clearly stated.

[QUOTE=SixtiesDude;5139838]What does a BJ with Saran Wrap feel like? Same as a condom? Guess this is a recent thing![/QUOTE]It felt surprisingly good at Eva! Probably depends on the girl.

Anyone seen this one? Ad on rub ratings.

[URL]https://louisville.rubratings.com/171082[/URL]

I went today, got a awful massage after 5 minutes she asks if I want to flip, I say sure. She request 80, I'm like no way. She says she's going to make it worth my while, HJ, and get undressed, I'm like cool. Then she won't get undressed after taking money, give a half ass HJ, complains the whole time, I finally just get up and walk out and chaulk up my losses, will never return. Todays loss 160.

Half ass massage, decent looking provider. Agreed to price for FS. We start and here goes oh you so big, I just finish you with HJ, I'm like nope I paid for FS, complete b. Won't return. Attached is a pic.

[QUOTE=Kreamer;5151661]Anyone seen this one? Ad on rub ratings.

[URL]https://louisville.rubratings.com/171082[/URL][/QUOTE]I have never seen her but she has been reviewed on here before and the reviews were not good. Basically a lot of hype and no performance.

[QUOTE=XDM40;5148707]Had dream I was down at the spa on 7th. Less than 5 minutes into my dream she asked what I want and what's my donation? I point and hold up ☝. She says no, wants $$. I say no, I'll just take the rest of my massage. She says no! So I just laid there. After 5 minutes or so she gave in. In between her 3 O's she bitched the whole time. Terrible attitude.[/QUOTE]What did she actually do after she gave in?

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Automan;5151852]I went today, got a awful massage after 5 minutes she asks if I want to flip, I say sure. She request 80, I'm like no way. She says she's going to make it worth my while, HJ, and get undressed, I'm like cool. Then she won't get undressed after taking money, give a half ass HJ, complains the whole time, I finally just get up and walk out and chaulk up my losses, will never return. Todays loss 160.[/QUOTE]I had the same thing happen. Went in paid for a hour got massage for two minutes and said flip. 60 for HJ plus 20 topless, told me after HJ you leave. Told me 300 for BJ next time.

[QUOTE=Monzo0960;5152895]I had the same thing happen. Went in paid for a hour got massage for two minutes and said flip. 60 for HJ plus 20 topless, told me after HJ you leave. Told me 300 for BJ next time.[/QUOTE]One of the better massages around plus you get a full hour. Bonus today. There's a gun show at the armory, check out guns and knives then get a rub down half mile away.