Massage Parlor Reports

When I've gone to LJS. I bring. 4 for the house. I then leave $ sitting on my pants (covered with my shirt). If they want pre-payment, I just move the shirt and all is good.

I figure with LJS. I'm in for $. 4 - no more. To me. That is about the same as the notel Asian ads. But instead I'm not driving across town and I know what I am getting - to cure the Yellow Fever.

One time I had a girl demand $. 2 - but laughed and told her "maybe next time. ".

Also. My advise for LJS. Is don't stand there pulling bills out of your wallet or from a roll. Instead. Have your set amount and have it ready. To me. It isn't a negotiation. It is a transaction with a set price.

But yes - much better value to be had for a little more effort...

[QUOTE=TopGunz86;5046683]$. 4 =140. So $$$ is 300. House fees are standard rates and most parlors for a hh is either. 4 or. 5 which is 40 or 50 dollars. 1 hr rates usually 60 or 70 bucks. Tips are encouraged, you tip accordingly to the type of massage given. And how well you and the masseuse connect. Very seldom is there a need to tip over 120. But hey to each their own. Do what works best for you. And makes you happy.[/QUOTE]Never understood the need for a special system. Just type the real number.

[QUOTE=JayBird76;5047328]I used to tip. 20 and they were thankful before the word got out and some guys started tipping 100. Last time I went, she wanted the standard massage donation plus 100 tip and I said no thanks. For 140 donation, there's a lot better options out there in my opinion. Especially since the massage is non existent and there is no Greek.[/QUOTE]Exactly I'm not paying over that. I can see a dime for little more rather than some 40 ish with zero body and bad communication skills.

[QUOTE=JNells0383;5047575]Never understood the need for a special system. Just type the real number.[/QUOTE]I agree as well, I read what others posted and followed suit as best I could. About the fees to the newbie postings earlier. If they say tip 120, then that does not include house fee. If they say total damage was 130. That is tip + house fee. Some posters don't specify. I may have forgot to do it myself in a post or 2. But typically if you want the most out of your massage bring between 150-200 and be prepared to spend it all. Those girls have internal raders and can sense that extra 50 in your pocket. Another tip. If you not prepared to spend don't bring it in with you. Some mongers will tell you they don't bring more than 140 in a parlor. 60/80 is their max. At ljs in particular total damage of 120 (if you lucky) to 180 (1 hr massage + extras) and again we all say my experiences and yours won't be the same. Have fun.

[QUOTE=RichBrave17;5045144]Any intel on when / where for Authentic Patterson move?[/QUOTE]The number is the same, just call them, I like the new location.

I give 40 to the house for 30 min, and tip $ to the masseuse.

[QUOTE=Fhqwhgads1;5046247]I know we all just had a long discussion on tipping, what is everyone's standard rate for LJS? Mostly I thought I've read. 4 and. 6, but I just recently came across the slang terms on this site with the $, $$, $$$ abbreviations. And now I'm wondering if it's not more than I expected. Don't want to show up short and disappoint. Thanks in advance to all replies (Here or in DMs).[/QUOTE]

Had a visit to 3rd st this week. Sorry to the monger finishing up. But karma bites, and when I was finishing up, another person came in after me.

Anyway, I met Maria. She had a pretty face, and probably mid 40's. But has no hips or butt, and some solid C cups. Got a decent BBBJ and nice lips down stairs, with a clean shave. Got a FIV to hit the spot while DATY, and she seemed to enjoy. Nice and tight. She had some energy and could take it pretty god, until doggie. I was hitting too deep, and she kept pushing me away. All in all, not bad. I'm a tummy and hips guy, so that was not good. She was a bit over inflated in the tummy, and then no hips.

Might try again if if the itch needs scratching.

Finding the treasure is half the fun.

[QUOTE=BigOneInPants;5043613]It's a secret. I found it by looking through previous posts and doing a little searching on the Google and various sites for body rubs. The clues are out there, you just have to solve that puzzle for yourself. Personally, I was disappointed once I solved it and gave them a chance. But you might have better luck. Keep fishing and you'll find it.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=JaysonSt804;5039992]Stopped by International Massage off RT 10 Thursday and got lucky. Older woman in her 40's? Greeted me and told me I could only get a half hour because I hadn't called in advance. I thought well that sucks. She gave a pretty weak massage with lots of teasing. She told me to get up after about 15 minutes and then she laid down and asked me to massage her for a few minutes. Never had that happen before. Then I laid down and she surprised me by pointing to her mouth! She said it'll be a hundo I said no way I don't have it. Ended up giving her 70 bucks and got a good bbj no cim tho, but still the most action I got from any other AMP I've been too. Definitely worth it.[/QUOTE]You should taken a rain coat there sometimes. Depending on the weather you might need it.

This is the place I was talking about in my past post, but yeah I'd advise anyone that goes there to take their own rain coat.

I have had 2 good visits recently w the same lady! She is prolly 50, slim, set of As on top and prolly 100-120 lbs! Straight up the stairs to the right! My visit was a decent massage and the main event! Standard visit compared to last for me! Rain coat for the main event, kind a little seductive and several positions before filling the bag! She was playful too! 40+100. Be safe BH44 out!

Just a note to say my favorite Nancy has moved on out of state. Her replacement should be in next week. Nancy gave one of the best massages ever. Deep tissue was her thing.

I drove by YY today from work and it was in the process of being raided. Probably 25 vehicles parked behind the building and to the side. There was probably 50 people in police vests outside and about 10 people in khaki pants with black polos carrying paperwork into the building. I saw nothing marked with Chesterfield so I don't know if it was some task force or CPD conducting a raid. Its probably a good time to lay low for the mongers who go there, comfort or LJs.

[QUOTE=Fhqwhgads1;5046247]I know we all just had a long discussion on tipping, what is everyone's standard rate for LJS? Mostly I thought I've read. 4 and. 6, but I just recently came across the slang terms on this site with the $, $$, $$$ abbreviations. And now I'm wondering if it's not more than I expected. Don't want to show up short and disappoint. Thanks in advance to all replies (Here or in DMs).[/QUOTE]40 for the thirty and 100 for the dirty.

Said they had been slow. All was clean and they were friendly! Typical with good attitude.

[QUOTE=Citadel;5048483]Said they had been slow. All was clean and they were friendly! Typical with good attitude.[/QUOTE]Start opening their mouths and spread their legs and business will pick up real fast.