The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=Mikaeles;4004490]LOL sorry bro not sure what scientist told you this but it's incorrect trust me[/QUOTE]LOL. Some Asshole scientist told me bro! LOL.

TH.

[QUOTE=Mystical0945;4004406]Should ALWAYS have her own (tools of the trade)!! Not just 1 kind either. She should have all sizes available which would include female condoms. I have NEVER (and will NEVER) asked my friends to bring something like this with them. I supply everything including refreshments. A mechanic has their own tools a barber has their own tools etc etc. Just my two cents coming from an SP for what it's worth.

I don't blame you for bailing love.

Love To ALL.

Xo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.[/QUOTE]And nothing worse than too small. I am no John Holmes, but I had a girl try to put the most ridiculously small condom on me once. All I could think was, can there really be dicks that small in the world? WTF.

Damn that brings back memories. Dad trained a mina bird to go crazy like that anytime there was a knock on the front door. Not good in our non-hippie neighborhood in the 60's. I'm not sure which I enjoyed more. The bird or the neighbor's coming to rant and rave about the bird.

Mac OOut.

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;4007260]I just about died laughing. I've never heard a bird say the "F" word ever much less aa much as this.

Swags.

[URL]https://youtu.be/XM8aBESf8EI[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;4007260]I just about died laughing. I've never heard a bird say the "F" word ever much less aa much as this.

Swags.

[URL]https://youtu.be/XM8aBESf8EI[/URL][/QUOTE]Hilarious!!

C3.

That Cockatoo knows exactly what hes saying and why. If you want to see another amazing bird google Disco the parakeet. Proof that size doesn't matter. LOL.

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;4007260]I just about died laughing. I've never heard a bird say the "F" word ever much less aa much as this.

Swags.

[URL]https://youtu.be/XM8aBESf8EI[/URL][/QUOTE][URL]https://youtu.be/c1eY2lVIpe8[/URL]