Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Leewi;7483535]I just went to Shanghai and I got Ana she was absolutely terrible massage L1 was absolutely garbage. There's another new woman much older looks 60 ish.[/QUOTE]

I wonder if there's a change of regime over there for the new year? It was Yoyo and Sophia. I haven't been back there since Sophia left. Yo yo was pretty good, although a little nervous. She had that cute little cartoon voice, and kind of a pouty face. Of course her face would brighten up if she thought you were her customer.. I wonder if Yoyo goes by a different name (Ana)?

Before Sophia, I think it was CiCi, with the RBF. I saw her a couple times and then quickly switched to Yoyo, which brought on the RBF every time I walked through that door. Thank goodness Sophia showed up.

Then it was Mimi and Coco before that. They were there to make a killing. I once got four hands, But that's not how it started out. When I asked Mimi for the El 2 she said I had to bring in Coco. I think that was kind of a scam they worked out. Forced 4 hands. I was actually surprised that one would perform that in front of the other.

Before Mimi, working with Coco, there was the cute little one Min Min (Lisa) that almost always wore the thin yellow long dress. First time I saw her I walked in, the sun was coming through the east window and shining through that dress. She was as petite as they get. She barely made it two weeks. Stayed in contact with her. Too far away to make a difference these days.

*Resting Beeotch Face.

Has anyone actually managed to meet with Michelle in twin lakes? Made an appointment several times. She always ends up cancelling last minute for one reason or another.

[QUOTE=Bbalt10;7485237]Has anyone actually managed to meet with Michelle in twin lakes? Made an appointment several times. She always ends up cancelling last minute for one reason or another.[/QUOTE]Got L1. She flat out told me extras just depends on her mood that day. Could be zero, could "whatever". I will say though that it is an excellent massage.

[QUOTE=Bbalt10;7485237]Has anyone actually managed to meet with Michelle in twin lakes? Made an appointment several times. She always ends up cancelling last minute for one reason or another.[/QUOTE]No, cancelled too many times. I gave up.

[QUOTE=Bbalt10;7485237]Has anyone actually managed to meet with Michelle in twin lakes? Made an appointment several times. She always ends up cancelling last minute for one reason or another.[/QUOTE]Good massage in a professional setting.

She is a bigger lady for sure, saw once a year ago maybe and didn't try for extras.

Arrived around 11, normal older lady told me it would be 30 minutes.

She said take a nap in the room, I was like hellz yes, I need one for New Years. Then 5 minutes later someone who I never seen there before comes in for my massage. Bummer, but it was a nice lighter touch. Don't know who she was, but the other lady is better.

[QUOTE=AsianFever69;7486460]Arrived around 11, normal older lady told me it would be 30 minutes.

She said take a nap in the room, I was like hellz yes, I need one for New Years. Then 5 minutes later someone who I never seen there before comes in for my massage. Bummer, but it was a nice lighter touch. Don't know who she was, but the other lady is better.[/QUOTE]I was in Round Lake I got a massage from a girl named Nana Good massage L1 older 50 ish not pretty or ugly. Dining is available. I will repeat if I'm out there again.

What the heck happened to Racine? A year ago it had something like 8 spas. Went recently and stopped by Head, Joy, Relax, 906, and even Douglas was gone, or at least closed down.

I found Head Spa a few months ago on my own, randomly. I think I saw May at the front desk. And yes I was offered Head by whoever my MT was. Figured that one was in too residential of a location to last.

For some reason, I was unable to access this site. I tried periodically, for several months and it wouldn't ever come up. Figured it was gone forever. Now, I can find it again, WTF?

[QUOTE=MrLoudMonger;7489246]What the heck happened to Racine? A year ago it had something like 8 spas. Went recently and stopped by Head, Joy, Relax, 906, and even Douglas was gone, or at least closed down.

I found Head Spa a few months ago on my own, randomly. I think I saw May at the front desk. And yes I was offered Head by whoever my MT was. Figured that one was in too residential of a location to last.

For some reason, I was unable to access this site. I tried periodically, for several months and it wouldn't ever come up. Figured it was gone forever. Now, I can find it again, WTF?[/QUOTE]From what I heard, head, joy, and the one on 6th died a fast death due to bullshit. Looks like they sent an inspector in quick and instead of arresting; closed them down for broken glass and people sleeping in the building. Not that it was zoned for it.

906, that one is weirder. Supposedly it's open but times are inconsistent and it's a crap shoot if you get a reply.

There was one on Douglas? Last I heard that was gone a while ago unless you mean the one across from where they put woodmans. That one closed down due to a licensing thing. Sounded more like the building owner found out what they were doing and either jacked the rent high or told them to leave.

To my knowledge, only main is open and she is worried because she hasn't been getting business. Which is sad, she is really nice and with my wife being out of work and pissing me off. I would visit more if it wasn't for me holding the place together at the expense of my own mental health. Seriously, my woman has been trying to find out what would make me smile and when I say "fucking touch me" it's like she doesn't understand that I want to feel wanted.

Banger, your inbox is full.

[QUOTE=BlueGills;7490420]From what I heard, head, joy, and the one on 6th died a fast death due to bullshit. Looks like they sent an inspector in quick and instead of arresting; closed them down for broken glass and people sleeping in the building. Not that it was zoned for it.

906, that one is weirder. Supposedly it's open but times are inconsistent and it's a crap shoot if you get a reply.

There was one on Douglas? Last I heard that was gone a while ago unless you mean the one across from where they put woodmans. That one closed down due to a licensing thing. Sounded more like the building owner found out what they were doing and either jacked the rent high or told them to leave.

To my knowledge, only main is open and she is worried because she hasn't been getting business. Which is sad, she is really nice and with my wife being out of work and pissing me off. I would visit more if it wasn't for me holding the place together at the expense of my own mental health. Seriously, my woman has been trying to find out what would make me smile and when I say "fucking touch me" it's like she doesn't understand that I want to feel wanted.[/QUOTE]Well friend, I believe that is the paradigm shift your just described. For what its worth, I have the same problem. Men don't require much. Only to have someone who wants to want you, and some food now and again. Pretty simple really. If I was a woman I would suck every last cock I could (for money of course). Fuck that love shit. I'm 65 and not sure that ever really existed. Same asshole crated it in a book or a movie. So ya, I believe if I got to pay for a complete stranger to drain my curse once in a while then good for me, and good on them.

Sorry you have the issue, not sure there is a good answer. I haven't touched my wife in 15 years. Not sure what the fuck I'm doing, but at least we've got business minded Asians to release some of the anxiety!

[QUOTE=HankyDaPanky;7508707]Well friend, I believe that is the paradigm shift your just described. For what its worth, I have the same problem. Men don't require much. Only to have someone who wants to want you, and some food now and again. Pretty simple really. If I was a woman I would suck every last cock I could (for money of course). Fuck that love shit. I'm 65 and not sure that ever really existed. Same asshole crated it in a book or a movie. So ya, I believe if I got to pay for a complete stranger to drain my curse once in a while then good for me, and good on them.

Sorry you have the issue, not sure there is a good answer. I haven't touched my wife in 15 years. Not sure what the fuck I'm doing, but at least we've got business minded Asians to release some of the anxiety![/QUOTE]Fellow mongers I sense some pent up discontent in your post. It may be best suited in the "rants and stupid shit" forum. Obviously the recent events in the local AMP scene may have contributed to the frustration. It's been my experience over the years that there has always been highs and lows in this hobby. Places close for one reason or another, providers leave, and without notice the next potential provider or or grand opening appears. I know that there is slim pickings out there now but it's actually not that bad. I have been more concerned with the inflation and guy's that just accept it and pay the price. Hopefully this issue eventually works itself out but this market has always been in line with supply and demand. You can still get a decent massage and handshake at a decent price. And this my friends is and always has been the nature of the hobbyist. Maybe I am an optimist but history suggests that when one door closes eventually another door opens.

[QUOTE=RedPontiacX;7508913]Fellow mongers I sense some pent up discontent in your post. It may be best suited in the "rants and stupid shit" forum. Obviously the recent events in the local AMP scene may have contributed to the frustration. It's been my experience over the years that there has always been highs and lows in this hobby. Places close for one reason or another, providers leave, and without notice the next potential provider or or grand opening appears. I know that there is slim pickings out there now but it's actually not that bad. I have been more concerned with the inflation and guy's that just accept it and pay the price. Hopefully this issue eventually works itself out but this market has always been in line with supply and demand. You can still get a decent massage and handshake at a decent price. And this my friends is and always has been the nature of the hobbyist. Maybe I am an optimist but history suggests that when one door closes eventually another door opens.[/QUOTE]I like your style Pontiac man. I will endeavor to "Rants" the next time I feel the need to pontificate on these things.

But for a little humor, I'd like to close with something I believe is more applicable to to hobby. . . "When one whoooor closes, another opens".

Cheers.

Any venture out to the elkhorn spa lately? I was there last fall and just two typical 50's ladies there. Nice enough and job done but not worth the trip again. I did notice they are advertising more again. Just wondering if their staff has switched up before I make the drive.

[QUOTE=Amp2019;7520806]Any venture out to the elkhorn spa lately? I was there last fall and just two typical 50's ladies there. Nice enough and job done but not worth the trip again. I did notice they are advertising more again. Just wondering if their staff has switched up before I make the drive.[/QUOTE]I haven't been there but what I can tell you from a lifetime of experience is that the county is probably keeping a very close eye on the place. Yeas ago it was even illegal to roll bar dice in this town. A couple of bars bypassed the law by offering piglet dice. I know the irony is almost unbelievable but true.

[QUOTE=Amp2019;7520806]Any venture out to the elkhorn spa lately? I was there last fall and just two typical 50's ladies there. Nice enough and job done but not worth the trip again. I did notice they are advertising more again. Just wondering if their staff has switched up before I make the drive.[/QUOTE]My last couple visits were with the same lady. She's in her 50's, ok face, L1 only, standard tip, and barely any English. Pretty adamant nothing beyond L1 - not even bra off for extra. I only had time for 30 minutes so the massage portion was short. I wouldn't say it was great, but not bad either. After the flip she was much better. Great tease with tons of ass play. Not a full prostate massage but she did milk me with her finger rubbing my anus. Didn't last long after that. No other spots spots in the area so I'd text ahead of time to make sure they aren't busy.

Anyone seen this one?

She puts ads on CL under Household Services, but the ads are pretty clear. She's older, bigger, ok massage and finish, but a bit of a talker / flake. I saw her a while back, but haven't repeated, might repeat.

And they were legit, the two grannies always laid down a good massage. Never had the supposed young one do extras. Racine is becoming a no massage place now. Only one left is Main.

[URL]https://racinecountyeye.com/2026/02/24/new-age-massage-license-revoked/[/URL]

[QUOTE=AsianFever69;7541036]And they were legit, the two grannies always laid down a good massage. Never had the supposed young one do extras. Racine is becoming a no massage place now. Only one left is Main.

[URL]https://racinecountyeye.com/2026/02/24/new-age-massage-license-revoked/[/URL][/QUOTE]That's terrible. This has been my go-to for legit massage in this area for many years. I've been there dozens of times and NEVER seen a 30-40 year old working either. Very friendly grannies who know how to throw down a mean massage.

[QUOTE=MrLoudMonger;7541743]That's terrible. This has been my go-to for legit massage in this area for many years. I've been there dozens of times and NEVER seen a 30-40 year old working either. Very friendly grannies who know how to throw down a mean massage.[/QUOTE]Same for me. Also appreciated that I could often get a massage there on short notice when in the mood.

[QUOTE=AsianFever69;7541036]And they were legit, the two grannies always laid down a good massage. Never had the supposed young one do extras. Racine is becoming a no massage place now. Only one left is Main.

[URL]https://racinecountyeye.com/2026/02/24/new-age-massage-license-revoked/[/URL][/QUOTE]That's a clean sweep for Mount Pleasant. That was a completely legit place for apparently if it says massage and it's Chinese, they don't want it. I think Seme, Relax-o-topia spas and to a lesser extent, Shiatsu spa must have gave the city fathers enough reason to revoke their licenses also.

But why This place? What were they doing wrong?

[QUOTE=TheBanger;7543363]That's a clean sweep for Mount Pleasant. That was a completely legit place for apparently if it says massage and it's Chinese, they don't want it. I think Seme, Relax-o-topia spas and to a lesser extent, Shiatsu spa must have gave the city fathers enough reason to revoke their licenses also.

But why This place? What were they doing wrong?[/QUOTE]Sometimes they pressure the landlord not to renew their lease.

Question for those that are around Racine. Is 906/ Hunan open or is a new place open there under a new name? Thanks.

Is head back up and running? I was driving by and happened to see a few cars in the driveway and a pretty little thing going inside the front door. Ended up doing a you-turn to check and saw they still have the signage in the side window of the front. Anybody have any more Intel?

It's been awhile mostly I venture to IL. Any changes here it seems dry asf no pun just nun.

[QUOTE=Sk7499;7606340]It's been awhile mostly I venture to IL. Any changes here it seems dry asf no pun just nun.[/QUOTE]Racine and Kenosha are about as dry as they come. There are still a couple places (VIP, Main, etc) where some fun can be had. However, after the Racine busts, choices are limited.

On Craigslist, OMG great massage, stretched me good. Worth the drive to Salem.

[QUOTE=AsianFever69;7655669]On Craigslist, OMG great massage, stretched me good. Worth the drive to Salem.[/QUOTE][URL]https://www.craigslist.org/view/d/kenosha-isarn-thai-spa/opbkYSxF65ZgpyyS2jGBfM[/URL]

I agree with AsianFever, pretty good massage and it looks like she has legit training. I asked for swedish because I thought thai might be too much stretching for me. The place is still under construction but one of the rooms is mostly up to speed. Looks like she just installed the support bars for walking on back. Currently curtains on rooms but she is planning on changing them to doors in the near future May be a situation where it will take a couple of visits to build trust. She used draping on me even though I made it clear I didn't like draping. She is doing a lot of the work on the office herself so her hands are probably not their normal smoothness. I would go back for another visit and see where it goes.

[QUOTE=RumRunner22;7662541][URL]https://www.craigslist.org/view/d/kenosha-isarn-thai-spa/opbkYSxF65ZgpyyS2jGBfM[/URL]

I agree with AsianFever, pretty good massage and it looks like she has legit training. I asked for swedish because I thought thai might be too much stretching for me. The place is still under construction but one of the rooms is mostly up to speed. Looks like she just installed the support bars for walking on back. Currently curtains on rooms but she is planning on changing them to doors in the near future May be a situation where it will take a couple of visits to build trust. She used draping on me even though I made it clear I didn't like draping. She is doing a lot of the work on the office herself so her hands are probably not their normal smoothness. I would go back for another visit and see where it goes.[/QUOTE]So you are saying this is a legit massage place?

[QUOTE=PRichards055;7664399]So you are saying this is a legit massage place?[/QUOTE]To be determined. Seems cautious.

[QUOTE=RumRunner22;7667942]To be determined. Seems cautious.[/QUOTE]Went to check it out.

The massage was incredible! I will definitely go again.

I don't think anything additional will be offered.