Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Hungbelly;2917911]Milfman, you have become a legend here in Knoxville. Your reviews are the best and most inciteful. A must read before hitting the streets to pursue this crazy hobby of ours.

The details are what sets you apart. Next time I go somewhere for pussy I'm bringing pen and paper, to record it better, in your honor.

Respectfully Yours,

The Belly.[/QUOTE]You're too kind (variety is the spice of life), but I'd recommend the opposite approach for the reviews brother. Don't worry about taking the pen, paper, or otherwise; simply get wrapped up in the experience and save the reviews for when you have a chance to sit back, grinning from ear to ear, to bask in the fruits of your labors and share what you can of those "dreams" with the rest of us. The beauty is that the reviews often range from a terse "I found it, I f**ked it, I left it" to reviews trying to paint as vivid of a picture as possible. Consider the purpose here: "The purpose of this Forum is to facilitate the exchange of information between men who are looking for sex with women. " Anything information outside of that purpose is just static and noise.

Happy Hunting,

Milfman.

Nice compendium!

The ever-flexible Skye has a quirky but loving personality and excellent skills.

Rachel has rubbed many in this forum the wrong way but I find her easy to deal with.

Seeks.

[QUOTE=MilfMan865;2919757]Certainly. In no particular order, not meant to be comprehensive, nor including links to their ads (search criteria keywords provided where appropriate): Candy Curves (bonafide "MILF-A-LICIOUS"), Luscious Lexie (bonafide "True Southern BELLE and hospitality!Highly reviewed for 2 years 5 Diamond service!"), Jessica (the "100% REAL,5'7,140 lbs 34DDD natural high heels always" claim), Lucy (Blount county), Miss Chris (rubdown option), Ally ("A Rub Down Fit For A King" claim), Sherry (business of "Sherry's Soothing Touch Massage Service"), Scarlett (the "Sensual exotic mix of Japanese / German" claim), Samantha (ads always have "~Relax~" in the title), Kimberly's Healing Hands (no extras, but many board members have visited her) and massage provider emeritus status to Whitney and Shaynna. An option for just about any preference should be out there and I'm sure they'd love to hear from anyone interested.

Happy Hunting,

Milfman.[/QUOTE]

Plus: She has a rockstar body IMO. Minus: Rushed she even said we need to hurry have another client coming. I don't think she is the best value for the money. Ken.

[QUOTE=YoungBlood1;2919907]I had to be out towards Roane County for work today so I was going to stop by this place since its one of only two AMPs left that offer extras (that I know of) but when I drove by there were two local LEO just sitting in their cars in the parking lot. It figures the one day I can go up there something like that would happen. Anyone visited there lately?[/QUOTE]I went there about a month ago and a couple of weeks before that. Completely unworth the trips. Uncle LEO might have done you a favor. I will wait a few years before trying there again.

I saw Ms Jill the other night and she has an amazing body. She said I was the 12th one that day but she talked and talked my ear off. She is a sweet girl and actually the same exact age as me but has aged much better. Massage and ending were good so I'll likely repeat.

[QUOTE=BigJohnJ;2922207]I saw Ms Jill the other night and she has an amazing body. She said I was the 12th one that day but she talked and talked my ear off. She is a sweet girl and actually the same exact age as me but has aged much better. Massage and ending were good so I'll likely repeat.[/QUOTE]We have made her famous because I think she only uses our site. I love this woman and have been having serious dreams with her in them. Her body is to die 4.

At this rate she'll be a millionaire in 3 years. I may have to see her at 6 am before you others wake up. LOL.

The Belly.

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Hello, my fellow enthusiast. Anyone have any info on this one? I tried searching for Jordan and for the number, but to no avail. If she's on here, even better!

[URL]http://knoxville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/jordan-touch-to-be-touched-relax-and-enjoy-the-best-body-rubs/12973020[/URL]

Thanks in advance!

Monger Safely!

After a recent post addressing other massage providers in the area, I have received several PMs inquiring about Luscious Lexie so it would be better to address those here instead of individually. I have not met Luscious Lexie in person and only have the board reviews to go by as far as her service (all complimentary). I contacted her directly via PMs on the board and she confirmed that she is not "in hiding" and she is still providing body rubs. Like most of us, recent events have shaken her considerably, but she confirmed that she is still available. If you have some other means of contacting her, use that, but she has not retired. She provided authorization for me to post a synopsis of PM communication since so many had inquired.

Stay safe,

Milfman.

I have had the pleasure I've seeing Jill several times the last couple of weeks. I found her to be easy to deal with, to talk to, and has always been on time, never rushed. I have seen her at her place and she has came to mine, all without a hitch. Lovely lady with a great attitude and body to match, and the patience of a saint because things don't work like they always used to for me at least. Treat her right guys we want her to stay around.

[QUOTE=Jem411;2928308]I have had the pleasure I've seeing Jill several times the last couple of weeks. I found her to be easy to deal with, to talk to, and has always been on time, never rushed. I have seen her at her place and she has came to mine, all without a hitch. Lovely lady with a great attitude and body to match, and the patience of a saint because things don't work like they always used to for me at least. Treat her right guys we want her to stay around.[/QUOTE]Jill is a pleasure. I enjoy talking to her a lot. She's definitely a rare find in this game. Nothing fake about her.

[QUOTE=CharlieX;2928497]Jill is a pleasure. I enjoy talking to her a lot. She's definitely a rare find in this game. Nothing fake about her.[/QUOTE]Jill is truly a diamond in the rough. Needle in the haystack. Likely the closest thing to perfection that we mongers will ever find in the course of the hobby.

Hey gang, Jill is running a special $80 for Senior members (you lucky dogs) and $100 for non senior members (yay me). I booked mine and she said she had plenty of slots open still. Get in while the gettin is good!

Was lucky enough to be able to spend a little dream time with Lexie recently. As always, she showed me why her reputation and reviews can't be beat. Each time I go, I think to myself. " can't get better than that". And each time she proves me wrong. Not only is she beautiful and skilled (very, very skilled), but she is a really cool peeson. I'm not trying to white knight here, but I know I always leave our dream dates feeling like the most important guy on the block.

Seeing as how there may or may not be unwanted eyes floating around, I'll leave the details to your imagination. Suffice it to say that she is a beautiful, intelligent, independent woman who has built a supreme reputation, and works hard to maintain it. The only down side to any visit I've ever had is when Its time to wake up from the sweet dreams she shares.

Last I asked her, she said she was only seeing repeat clients, and if that's you, you should have her contact info. If it's not, maybe you should message her on this board. I'm not going to give her # out until she gives me the ok. Like I said, lots of eyes, etc. Last thing we need around here is to see yet another provider get collared.

Happy mongering gents. Play safe!

Anyone seen this girl looks fairly new to BP body rubs.

[URL]http://knoxville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-savannah-tennessees-new-bombshell-fun-loving-gal-with-warm-loving-hands-lunch-special/17496484[/URL]

Thanks.

[QUOTE=KnoxFourMe;2938423]Anyone seen this girl looks fairly new to BP body rubs.

[URL]http://knoxville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-savannah-tennessees-new-bombshell-fun-loving-gal-with-warm-loving-hands-lunch-special/17496484[/URL]

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Right click on picture, search image.

I'm doubting this bikini model is working the Knoxville massage parlors.

BS.

I have texted back and forth, and spoke with, the sexy 30 year old blonde. Seems legit, skittish, and is outcall only. When I can arrange a place I will report back, but she gives every indication of being real.

[URL]http://knoxville.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sexy-30-year-old-blonde/17459130[/URL]

Is the YWCA. I suspect outcall is best.

[QUOTE=SeeksEasy;2939339]I have texted back and forth, and spoke with, the sexy 30 year old blonde. Seems legit, skittish, and is outcall only. When I can arrange a place I will report back, but she gives every indication of being real.

[URL]http://knoxville.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sexy-30-year-old-blonde/17459130[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GaltGuy;2939643]Is the YWCA. I suspect outcall is best.[/QUOTE]Yes, she was surprised when I mentioned that, and was worried. I explained it was in her ad. Skittish, but seems nice.

Unlicensed massages net felony charges for two Seymour women:

[URL]http://www.knoxnews.com/news/crime-courts/unlicensed-massages-net-felony-charges-for-two-seymour-women-346272a8-4343-4120-e053-0100007fb67c-381791181.html[/URL]

No explicit indication that extras were offered (only that tips were requested), but the providers were cited for failing to have "the appropriate license to perform massage issued by the state of Tennessee regulatory massage board".

Stay safe,

Milfman.

[QUOTE=MilfMan865;2940768]Unlicensed massages net felony charges for two Seymour women:

[URL]http://www.knoxnews.com/news/crime-courts/unlicensed-massages-net-felony-charges-for-two-seymour-women-346272a8-4343-4120-e053-0100007fb67c-381791181.html[/URL]

No explicit indication that extras were offered (only that tips were requested), but the providers were cited for failing to have "the appropriate license to perform massage issued by the state of Tennessee regulatory massage board".

Stay safe,

Milfman.[/QUOTE]Tax payer provided massages, must be nice.

[QUOTE=YoungBlood1;2940957]Tax payer provided massages, must be nice.[/QUOTE]Definitely a perk for LEO at the taxpayers' expense. Note that: "Officers took the women to jail rather than cite them to court because the charge is a felony". Everyone should feel safer that those women were TAKEN DIRECTLY TO JAIL (smh).

Stay safe.

Milfman.

[QUOTE=MilfMan865;2940768]Unlicensed massages net felony charges for two Seymour women:

[URL]http://www.knoxnews.com/news/crime-courts/unlicensed-massages-net-felony-charges-for-two-seymour-women-346272a8-4343-4120-e053-0100007fb67c-381791181.html[/URL]

No explicit indication that extras were offered (only that tips were requested), but the providers were cited for failing to have "the appropriate license to perform massage issued by the state of Tennessee regulatory massage board".

Stay safe,

Milfman.[/QUOTE]At least they could have waited until yesterday. I had been stopping on Thursdays for a massage, but when I went this week the door was locked and lights out. Never had any offers of extras but the massage was always good especially from the older one. I think they had a foot massage licence, but not a full body licence. Just a waste of tax dollars bothering 2 women trying to make a living.

[QUOTE=MilfMan865;2941042]Definitely a perk for LEO at the taxpayers' expense. Note that: "Officers took the women to jail rather than cite them to court because the charge is a felony". Everyone should feel safer that those women were TAKEN DIRECTLY TO JAIL (smh).

Stay safe.

Milfman.[/QUOTE]Bet they didn't pass go or collect $$ either.

Sheesh, I feel so much safer now.

Poked around and can't find any info on this one.

[URL]http://knoxville.craigslist.org/thp/5617192509.html[/URL]

She's a long time poster. Surely someone has taken the plunge.

[QUOTE=Nobody246;2941324]Bet they didn't pass go or collect $$ either.

Sheesh, I feel so much safer now.[/QUOTE]I don't understand what is behind the motive here. LEO seems to treat this as a major crime and has been countless tax payer dollars to fund their stings. Who is motivating this? I mean I see comments that people write when these articles are posted and it seems that no one in the public thinks it is of any real concern. After all it's consenting adults and for the most part it is discreet.

So is there some type of deep pockets prudish organization that is making this such a big issue? It seems the general public thinks it's not a serious problem, certainly not worth the money, expense and resources.

It's just a mystery to me. Do you suppose some LEO have to make these busts and feel like total douche bags for doing so? I know I would. I mean if it's your job and how you feed your family then you got to do it I suppose, but I would think this is not a 'crime' that causes anyone any harm, and therefore really shouldn't be enforced as a crime at all.

Show me victims and I'll show you a crime. But no 'victims', then what I'm I missing here?

[QUOTE=BigLoadForU;2941504]I don't understand what is behind the motive here. LEO seems to treat this as a major crime and has been countless tax payer dollars to fund their stings. Who is motivating this? I mean I see comments that people write when these articles are posted and it seems that no one in the public thinks it is of any real concern. After all it's consenting adults and for the most part it is discreet.

So is there some type of deep pockets prudish organization that is making this such a big issue? It seems the general public thinks it's not a serious problem, certainly not worth the money, expense and resources.

It's just a mystery to me. Do you suppose some LEO have to make these busts and feel like total douche bags for doing so? I know I would. I mean if it's your job and how you feed your family then you got to do it I suppose, but I would think this is not a 'crime' that causes anyone any harm, and therefore really shouldn't be enforced as a crime at all.

Show me victims and I'll show you a crime. But no 'victims', then what I'm I missing here?[/QUOTE]On a related note: I was lucky enough to visit London and hookering is legal. In fact you can't enter a phone booth without seeing tons of escort ads pasted all over the place. However SW is not legal because it causes businesses some headaches. So if you like to pick up SW and the thrill, excitement, little danger, etc. It is perfect because it is 'illegal', but they treat it like a traffic citation. So you still get the excitement from the whole scene, but without the fear of LEO basically destroying your entire life. All you get is a ticket that you have to pay.

This arrest is double bullshit. There was nothing sexual going in there. I was a regular, as well. Convenient, inexpensive and I could work it into a Mexican dinner and trip to Walmart.

Someone has been arrested for giving foot massages. Unbelievable.

If Madeline wants to declare war on heterosexual sex, that's one thing. But the threat of felonies to simply depress massage industry competition is infinitely more immoral than a sex / money transaction between willing could ever be. I hope Madeline's north Knoxville massage buddies are pleased.

Massage licensing is ludicrous.

[QUOTE=GaltGuy;2941916]war on heterosexual sex[/QUOTE]Yes, that's what it feels like. As if our 'hetero privilege' needs to be checked or something.

[QUOTE=BigLoadForU;2941504]I don't understand what is behind the motive here. LEO seems to treat this as a major crime and has been countless tax payer dollars to fund their stings. Who is motivating this? I mean I see comments that people write when these articles are posted and it seems that no one in the public thinks it is of any real concern. After all it's consenting adults and for the most part it is discreet.

So is there some type of deep pockets prudish organization that is making this such a big issue? It seems the general public thinks it's not a serious problem, certainly not worth the money, expense and resources.

It's just a mystery to me. Do you suppose some LEO have to make these busts and feel like total douche bags for doing so? I know I would. I mean if it's your job and how you feed your family then you got to do it I suppose, but I would think this is not a 'crime' that causes anyone any harm, and therefore really shouldn't be enforced as a crime at all.

Show me victims and I'll show you a crime. But no 'victims', then what I'm I missing here?[/QUOTE]There was a great AMP near the Asheville airport where I went on a regular basis. Prettiest young Korean Wimmen anywhere. They busted it over a year ago and the paper mentioned that Homeland Security was involved.

Samething with the AMP in Newport when they busted that one. Homeland security also involved. I hate that term BTW. Reminds me of Nazionale Germany. I think they are a big part of all the AMP closures, not only in Tn and NC, but around the country. Somehow they've labeled our hobby Human Trafficking and connected it to terrorism.

That's why this site is so important and why our posts should be carefully worded.

The Belly.

[QUOTE=MilfMan865;2940768]Unlicensed massages net felony charges for two Seymour women:

[URL]http://www.knoxnews.com/news/crime-courts/unlicensed-massages-net-felony-charges-for-two-seymour-women-346272a8-4343-4120-e053-0100007fb67c-381791181.html[/URL]

No explicit indication that extras were offered (only that tips were requested), but the providers were cited for failing to have "the appropriate license to perform massage issued by the state of Tennessee regulatory massage board".

Stay safe,

Milfman.[/QUOTE]Not to beat a dead horse but when I read this article, it didn't make sense they were arrested for a "felony". Here's the TN code related to practicing massage without a license and it states emphatically it's a class B misdemeanor:

"63-18-104. License required.

(a) Persons or massage establishments engaged in massage for compensation shall be licensed by the massage licensure board.

(b) Any person or establishment who advertises or engages in massage for compensation without a current valid license from the massage licensure board commits a Class B misdemeanor. It is unlawful to use the word "massage" or any other term that implies massage technique or method when advertising a service by a person who is not licensed under this chapter or another chapter of state law. ".

I'm no lawyer, just curious as to how they can be charged with a felony.

[QUOTE=ToolTyme;2942771]Not to beat a dead horse but when I read this article, it didn't make sense they were arrested for a "felony". Here's the TN code related to practicing massage without a license and it states emphatically it's a class B misdemeanor:

"63-18-104. License required.

(a) Persons or massage establishments engaged in massage for compensation shall be licensed by the massage licensure board.

(b) Any person or establishment who advertises or engages in massage for compensation without a current valid license from the massage licensure board commits a Class B misdemeanor. It is unlawful to use the word "massage" or any other term that implies massage technique or method when advertising a service by a person who is not licensed under this chapter or another chapter of state law. ".

I'm no lawyer, just curious as to how they can be charged with a felony.[/QUOTE]That's the code they should use, but to make it look like they are catching big fish rather than picking on 2 women just trying to make a living they are probably using 39-16-302.

39-16-302. Impersonation of licensed professional.

(a) It is unlawful for any person who is not licensed to do so, to practice or pretend to be licensed to practice a profession for which a license certifying the qualifications of the licensee to practice the profession is required.

(b) A violation of this section is a Class E felony.

P.S. : not a lawyer either.

Have been to Head to Toe each of the last 3 weekends and I have to report that they give one of the best legitimate massages in Ktown. My work situation is killing my back and the massages here are really excellent. Wish they had more but there is a good amount of teasing. Especially when you get the 90 minute massage. Lots of inner thigh and dirt star action. They have no modesty about where they roam. My guess is that LEO has all the AMPs keeping things quite for a while. I have the upmost respect for law enforcement but what they've done to Ktown is a shame. Victimless crimes.

Hello all. First want to say thanks for all the info posted over the years. Been really helpful. Second seems like it's really dry. Been going to acu on Kingston pike. Little teasing but that's all. Looking for the golden egg tonight. Any help would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=Farmboy1147;2949554]Hello all. First want to say thanks for all the info posted over the years. Been really helpful. Second seems like it's really dry. Been going to acu on Kingston pike. Little teasing but that's all. Looking for the golden egg tonight. Any help would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]That's about right for Acu. And you must have gotten the younger of the two women to even get some tease. The older one will make you sore for days and no hint of a tease.

I think harriman or niota may be what you're looking for.

That two women were busted at a Seymour massage parlor for massaging without a license than arresting the family next door to me who are selling hard drugs and the cops will not even check it out!!

Decided to do a little recon on Delana, this is not a review.

BP Body Rubs Ad URL: [URL]http://knoxville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/best-massage/17732094[/URL].

Quoted $. 20 hhr and $. 50 hr for sensual massage. Social media search indicates definitely a MILF (indicators are that she's in a relationship). Pics may be older since a recent video suggests that she has swollen a bit. The artifacts in the background of the pics she posted on BP are quite revealing. I tried asking following up questions, but she went dark. If you have any other info that you can share, please add it.

Stay safe,

Milfman.

Been away for a while. Tried to get a legit rub down today. ACU locked. Head to Toe locked. CBR on and Peters locked. And Hong at Downtown West backed out the door.

WTF?

[QUOTE=TenACMan;2953003]Been away for a while. Tried to get a legit rub down today. ACU locked. Head to Toe locked. CBR on and Peters locked. And Hong at Downtown West backed out the door.

WTF?[/QUOTE]It's gotten bad, man. They're really clamping down hard nowadays. See the News and Media reports forum for details.

[QUOTE=TenACMan;2953003]Been away for a while. Tried to get a legit rub down today. ACU locked. Head to Toe locked. CBR on and Peters locked. And Hong at Downtown West backed out the door.

WTF?[/QUOTE]I'd say it's got to do with all the non licensed masseuse busts that have been going on lately.