Strip clubs are legalized scams
Things are cheap now. Young escorts starving. You can get young 20 somethings for a couple of $.00 and negotiate what you want on the menu. Write your own script. With the clubs you are at their whim. Might as well admit it you might just be looking for some BDSM and don't know it yet when you get involved with those trained serial thieves.
Losing that much money for nothing is masochistic in my book and you look damn funny to anyone if you admit you were paying for it.
[url]www.2001Live.com[/url]
2001 has a live free mainstage feed. Was checking it out the other day and as my luck would have it, Ireland was onstage. Looks like she has taken her annoying voice and lap rag to the other side of town, thank God!
Alibi on Dale Mabry, and bar contact
My out of town cousin wants to go to Alibi off Dale Mabry for some reason. I've never been but can anyone who has been there recently give me a short little run down.
And does anyone know any clubs where getting physical at the bar is the norm? I'm talking about ass rubbing / grabbing, ect. I'm not cheap but something about sitting at the bar feeling up one of the dancers really does it for me.
I think it was page 4 of strip club manuel
[QUOTE=Joego; 1888503]I want to be able to shoot the breeze like you. You are now my Obi-Wan Kenobi for learning the way of the Skirt Chaser."If some sucker comes in here and you can hook him for a dance, go ahead, But come back".
HaHa, I Love it. LOL[/QUOTE]Hell I could time her I barely sat down the fly buzzed over. Anyway the key is spot the harpies swooping down on you first then distract them by fast talk. Like I told the bar maid 'keep them pros away from me" but most of the girls hang back when you take control.
Old sales trick if you aint closing them they be closing you. So I just ran off a bunch of shit then being I was really concerned with being caught aas I don't want to get banned there I was focusing on the spy cam in my hand. Also why it was shaky. So I'm talking to her. Then I figured she would be a good cover to keep the others off so I would hand her a few dollars here and there and maybe danced a few laps later.
The funniest part near the very end very hot girl mid way talking with her I told her I wanted to give her putty some good head. Then I told her something like I bet your GFs do that for you she stopped cold. I can see her get cold like that comment took her aback and that saying was never so true she just shut down and became defensive because I hit a tender spot.
You can then hear her say 'are you saying I'm gay, I'm not gay'. Sure she is why else would she react like that although she remained calm and recomposed herself before blowing up she was ready to I read her body language perfectly and you can almost do the same from the vid but of course I was there.
So then I said no I'm not calling you gay I'm saying if your boy aint doing you then your GF should. She then admitted it be / see she said emphatically 'the boys aint doing it"
So later I put it together and figured she was in fact a hard core lizzie but it was in her commercial interest to conceal it obviously based on her stage personae. It figures but I've known many girls there who flat out admit it so what does that mean?
They get their rocks off stealing your money, getting your dick hard, then dropping you cold.
So I concluded the best bet is get something like what was down there scratching my back making me comfy and arousing me for cheap, stretch the night out is not the hottest babe in there but a 'couger' as she called herself I estimated 32. 35 yr old but still hell of a body but she wasnt a cold hearted see-t.
Good advice. Clever replies to the lap dance sales pitch
[QUOTE=StuntCock; 1890262]I been getting PM from a lot of guys. I am not telling who the Lady is.
My advise. Rent is due today. Car payments are due around the 1st, most of the time. Tonight through this weekend is prime time to get extra mileage and cheaper prices at YS. Take your wingman BennyFranklin and have at it.
IMHO any Lady at YS is available FS. Just got to be cool. Play the game. Keep you pie hole shut. In most cases. 1 Benny to 1Benny and a Jackson will seal the deal for ya. NEVER do VIP. Tell the Lady what your after. Tell Her you don't want to waste Her time. That way if She is not FS, She can hook another sucker for a plain jane lapper. Even offer a bit of incentive. Tell Her your looking for a regular. Even bring Her a rose. Just kidding. Your a jackass if you give a stripper a rose. Just be yourself and lie to them. I have banged quite a few in YS. Word gets around that your cool. Remember tip good at the stage. Be polite. And always spell out what you want in the back. The old answer [B]you will cum[/B] Ain't going to make it with me. Just ask you going phuck me or not.[/QUOTE]"You will cum" Ah, no, if you're going to use your hands, I can do that to myself so what are we talking about?
On the other hand. If someone looks me in the eye and with a straight face stares me back and simply says,"We're going to have fun" I take a chance and say let's go. Had a few like that and when we got back there it was on!
There's one old worn out mattress that used to walk around and her pitch was, I don't want to ask you about your job, your dog or your wife, let's just go back and Phck the shit out of you. Tried her once and all she was about was getting the spunk out of you. All business. Not my idea of strip club fun even if it is FS.