Massage Parlor Reports (Formerly Pine)

[QUOTE=AddictedToAmp;4015278]I was kinda wondering the same thing about GFE. I haven't been going to Lake Villa in a long time, because $75 for 45 minutes is simply too much.

Which places on Rand are you thinking of? I can't think of any that I've been to. Well, I used to go to a Foot massage place on Rand & Dundee, it wasn't anything special at the time- open, barely even curtains inside. A plump but friendly masseuse who teased a bit but never delivered anything. However I'm kind of curious about the place now- they changed names (Foot Park) and now they run super sexy ads Skip The Games. I'm assuming it's all just fake and they are the same wide-open/no privacy foot spa they always were. But if you know differently, let me know.

http://chicago.skipthegames.com/massage/asian/foot-park-spa847-496-4772sexy/700083164089[/QUOTE]Wauconda is the mecca for now.

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;4015514]Okay, I agree with you the description of GFE means full-blown everything. I get that. I was just thinking she's more like a girlfriend when she takes care of you. Takes your clothes off for you, make sure that your healthy does a hardness check. Make sure you're ready to go. Not many providers kiss. She does it and she likes it. Or fakes like she likes it. Maybe not everybody gets that.

At some point of course it's becomes a tease when you think you're going to get the prize and all you get is a standard finish if you want to make it that way and lay on your back. I just hope she showers between mongers. And watches that black and white polka-dot bra! I keep telling her just take it all the way off and it won't get so messy!

Sorry, I mislabeled it GFE. It's just very rare to get kissing and cuddling from a regular AMP. Most of the time they're watching you hoping you hurry up. Watching the clock looking at you and then looking back at the clock.[/QUOTE]OK well sounds like she has some of the classic Asian skills. Dude you really missed out on the heyday of AMPs around here. Like around 15-20 years ago they were all 20's-30's cute, nice bodies, very friendly, courteous, etc. They treated you like a king. A typical session would end with them dressing you. And FS was a common option. Oh that special skill of slipping the condom on with their mouth WOW! They generally wouldn't kiss, but most would cuddle. Oh yeah little to no upselling.

In any event my main question was how to actually see her? The odds seem stacked against it. I'm on the fence about giving it another shot. For $10 less I can take a 20 minute drive to a place where I can get a table shower with a cute girl that won't upsell and has more convenient hours for those of us who go in the evening. Plus the discreet entrance too.

[QUOTE=Zeuss;4015770]OK well sounds like she has some of the classic Asian skills. Dude you really missed out on the heyday of AMPs around here. Like around 15-20 years ago they were all 20's-30's cute, nice bodies, very friendly, courteous, etc. They treated you like a king. A typical session would end with them dressing you. And FS was a common option. Oh that special skill of slipping the condom on with their mouth WOW! They generally wouldn't kiss, but most would cuddle. Oh yeah little to no upselling.

In any event my main question was how to actually see her? The odds seem stacked against it. I'm on the fence about giving it another shot. For $10 less I can take a 20 minute drive to a place where I can get a table shower with a cute girl that won't upsell and has more convenient hours for those of us who go in the evening. Plus the discreet entrance too.[/QUOTE]Hello Zeuss.

It's not very difficult at all. Usually she's the workhorse. She takes the majority of the customers. The other lady kind of directs traffic. Since you have been there already you could try to call ahead. That's what I would do to be sure. I would also tell them that you've been there before. At least try it once. But not on Sunday or Monday her days off.

She adds a different dimension to what I'm used to. I like the LFK. I like being undressed and checked. She's cute and although not voluptuous she reminds me of the girls I used to date when I was 18 and 19 years old. Even the full Bush. Definitely a tease / Hustler. Nothing past L1. It may not be GFE but it's definitely better than some 40 or 50 something jackhammering you into submission are stopping short of the Finish.

If I could I would go to Exercise Spa as often as possible but it's a far drive for me and a little harder on the pocketbook.

You are correct, I am relatively new to this Hobby. I'm almost glad I didn't learn about it early in my years. I probably would have been broke all my adult life.

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;4015514].... make sure that your healthy does a hardness check. Make sure you're ready to go....[/QUOTE]Just curious. What does this mean? I think I know, but can you elaborate a little? Send PM if you wish.

[QUOTE=Kampyone;4017414]Just curious. What does this mean? I think I know, but can you elaborate a little? Send PM if you wish.[/QUOTE]I sent you a couple PMs recently. Haven't heard any answers back. I'll send you another.

Anyone venture to 109 recently? Is it still pretend to be legit? Thinking of TOFTT this weekend but would love a heads up!

[QUOTE=JMister691;4019629]Anyone venture to 109 recently? Is it still pretend to be legit? Thinking of TOFTT this weekend but would love a heads up![/QUOTE]I was there earlier this week. Got Lynn. She says she's the only one who would offer extra items. Decent service though!

[QUOTE=AddictedToAmp;4015278]I was kinda wondering the same thing about GFE. I haven't been going to Lake Villa in a long time, because $75 for 45 minutes is simply too much.
[/QUOTE]I was charged $70 for 45 minutes but it went much longer probably closer to an hour. Came in to see the elusive one but got the older one. It was pretty spectacular. Everything covered.

Got a bangin' body for a late fifties to 60 year old. Large cans for a Korean girl. Saw the elusive one on the way out, she looked pretty jealous!

Too bad, that's what all that teasing will get you!! Yeah, the older one's not in the same league as the younger one but she's much more flexible. 175 OTD.

Yeah, I'm done with the younger one.

[QUOTE=JustAMonger;4020152]I was charged $70 for 45 minutes but it went much longer probably closer to an hour. Came in to see the elusive one but got the older one. It was pretty spectacular. Everything covered.

Got a bangin' body for a late fifties to 60 year old. Large cans for a Korean girl. Saw the elusive one on the way out, she looked pretty jealous!

Too bad, that's what all that teasing will get you!! Yeah, the older one's not in the same league as the younger one but she's much more flexible. 175 OTD.

Yeah, I'm done with the younger one.[/QUOTE]That older one is the one I had the first time I was there. When I went back to get something more from her I got stuck with some granny with rough hands that I swore the place off. Recently, called and went straight to voicemail. Asked to set something up with new fun one. No reply so called again and they picked up. Headed over. As I rang doorbell they were managing traffic by hiding monger in first room so we didn't have to see each other in lobby. Large cans took me to room and asked if I had been there before and she said she remembered me. Jenny came in and didn't recognize me so she asked how I knew her. I said my friend Mike told me about her. Since it was chilly she covered me in a sheet and a blanket and she was pretty chatty and giggly. Then she did some back walking. She started out with some pretty painful foot pressure. Then when she moved to the back walking Large Cans came in to massage other areas and do the LEO check. They also spoke in Korean but you could tell new girl told her I got her name from Mike. Then new girl came down from back walking and large cans started pulling down new girls pants. Large cans left and new girl started HE. She even laid on me to make out but she was only closed mouth pecking. She got down and completed HE with me sucking her tits. Nice full release. She's not that young and the mid section isn't the best but due to the current climate and her willingness, it was fun, but probably one and done for me.

[QUOTE=DomCorazon;4020457]That older one is the one I had the first time I was there. When I went back to get something more from her I got stuck with some granny with rough hands that I swore the place off. Recently, called and went straight to voicemail. Asked to set something up with new fun one. No reply so called again and they picked up. Headed over. As I rang doorbell they were managing traffic by hiding monger in first room so we didn't have to see each other in lobby. Large cans took me to room and asked if I had been there before and she said she remembered me. Jenny came in and didn't recognize me so she asked how I knew her. I said my friend Mike told me about her. Since it was chilly she covered me in a sheet and a blanket and she was pretty chatty and giggly. Then she did some back walking. She started out with some pretty painful foot pressure. Then when she moved to the back walking Large Cans came in to massage other areas and do the LEO check. They also spoke in Korean but you could tell new girl told her I got her name from Mike. Then new girl came down from back walking and large cans started pulling down new girls pants. Large cans left and new girl started HE. She even laid on me to make out but she was only closed mouth pecking. She got down and completed HE with me sucking her tits. Nice full release. She's not that young and the mid section isn't the best but due to the current climate and her willingness, it was fun, but probably one and done for me.[/QUOTE]So, did you get the large cans' name? What was the damage?

[QUOTE=Walker333;4021786]So, did you get the large cans' name? What was the damage?[/QUOTE]What place is this?

[QUOTE=Walker333;4021786]So, did you get the large cans' name? What was the damage?[/QUOTE]Her name is probably someone on the forum, don't know it. $70 for the $45 minutes, $60 for the more than generic HE. Where is it? RTFF.

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Just my luck I got the draw Monday with the granny in LV. How can someone that touches oil or lotion all day have the toughest hands? HH for 5 left happy tho Haha.

Walk of shame if theres people goin to buy liquor.

[QUOTE=HappyRob;4024455]Just my luck I got the draw Monday with the granny in LV. How can someone that touches oil or lotion all day have the toughest hands? HH for 5 left happy tho Haha.

Walk of shame if theres people goin to buy liquor.[/QUOTE]Does that exist anymore. Everyone is buried in their phones. Looking at rubmaps, I'll guess and say Large Cans is Kim.

Haha Dom.

But yeah saw Cans on the way out after granny took care of me. Maybe next time.

[QUOTE=DomCorazon;4024867]Does that exist anymore. Everyone is buried in their phones. Looking at rubmaps, I'll guess and say Large Cans is Kim.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DomCorazon;4022193]Her name is probably someone on the forum, don't know it. $70 for the $45 minutes, $60 for the more than generic HE. Where is it? RTFF.[/QUOTE]Happy has large cans.

Cindy has claw hands. Quite a bit older than the rest of the crew.

Jenny is quite elusive, and sometimes goes by Chong.

There's another one that comes in on Mondays only I think. Susie, Kim or Suki.

I mostly quit the hobby, but had an itch today that had to be scratched. Rather than make the trip to Mt. Prospect, I made the drive to World Health Spa thinking it would be cool to reconnect with Jeannie from Mitch's. She wasn't there, but it was my lucky day anyway! I drew Jennifer, whom I always considered to be the unicorn of Mitch's, way hotter than anyone else but almost never there! She didn't remember me of course, it's been 3 years, but I remembered details that she told me that could only come from conversation. She was younger at Mitch's and she's definitely middle aged now, but still 8/10. This was my first time there, but the rumors are still true, the staff at Mitch's moved to World Health. She said Jeannie, Blue and Sara are there among others. So if, like me, you are pine-ing for the glory days of Libertyville you might enjoy a trip out there!

Is Jessica still there? Yeah Jeanie was older but great little spinner!

[QUOTE=NuruLover;4027200]I mostly quit the hobby, but had an itch today that had to be scratched. Rather than make the trip to Mt. Prospect, I made the drive to World Health Spa thinking it would be cool to reconnect with Jeannie from Mitch's. She wasn't there, but it was my lucky day anyway! I drew Jennifer, whom I always considered to be the unicorn of Mitch's, way hotter than anyone else but almost never there! She didn't remember me of course, it's been 3 years, but I remembered details that she told me that could only come from conversation. She was younger at Mitch's and she's definitely middle aged now, but still 8/10. This was my first time there, but the rumors are still true, the staff at Mitch's moved to World Health. She said Jeannie, Blue and Sara are there among others. So if, like me, you are pine-ing for the glory days of Libertyville you might enjoy a trip out there![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HappyRob;4027250]Is Jessica still there? Yeah Jeanie was older but great little spinner![/QUOTE]Whoops, I meant to say Jessica, not Jennifer!

[QUOTE=NuruLover;4027394]Whoops, I meant to say Jessica, not Jennifer![/QUOTE]"but I remembered details that she told me that could only come from conversation. ". "Whoops, I meant to say Jessica, not Jennifer!

Sadly, I got in the hobby too late and did not experience this area in its heyday.

I'd day it was their service level that was great in the days. Price wasn't too expensive either. Girls at exercise are hotter for sure, but all greedy there. No diss, just saying.

[QUOTE=DomCorazon;4027820]"but I remembered details that she told me that could only come from conversation. ". "Whoops, I meant to say Jessica, not Jennifer!

Sadly, I got in the hobby too late and did not experience this area in its heyday.[/QUOTE]

Made contact with this one on the Racine board but she's in Illinois. Not sure if I'll pursue since her rates are pretty steep even for massage. Lots of upselling but she says she has a license. Any experiences out there? Feel free to PM me.

[URL]http://racine.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_e/much-needed-break/078908654210[/URL]

[QUOTE=Axel6;4035719]Made contact with this one on the Racine board but she's in Illinois. Not sure if I'll pursue since her rates are pretty steep even for massage. Lots of upselling but she says she has a license. Any experiences out there? Feel free to PM me.

[URL]http://racine.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_e/much-needed-break/078908654210[/URL][/QUOTE]I'm 99% sure that is "Gia" / "Red" from Kenosha. Many reports on the Racine forum. I won't repeat.

Oh I'm like 99.99% sure she isn't a CMT either LMAO.

It's just not the same without Melisa. While her counterpart will take matters in hand it's just not like Melisa. Just something about her attitude and the vibe she gave off. I do like that there's no upselling with either. Word is there's no upgrades with the other two. It was fun while it lasted.

[QUOTE=Zeuss;4042015]It's just not the same without Melisa. While her counterpart will take matters in hand it's just not like Melisa. Just something about her attitude and the vibe she gave off. I do like that there's no upselling with either. Word is there's no upgrades with the other two. It was fun while it lasted.[/QUOTE]I was also put-off by multiple interruptions by the other ladies who were very insistent to see what was going on inside. And, when it's all said and done, back in the car at the 45 minute mark. Counting the interruptions, I might as well have paid for a half hour. One of the interruptions was one of you guys, Mr LoudMonger, who just "dropped by" that place to talk to her. Which really isn't cool, they are strictly appointment-only over there. You don't just show up like it's an AMP.

[QUOTE=AddictedToAmp;4043173]I was also put-off by multiple interruptions by the other ladies who were very insistent to see what was going on inside. And, when it's all said and done, back in the car at the 45 minute mark. Counting the interruptions, I might as well have paid for a half hour. One of the interruptions was one of you guys, Mr LoudMonger, who just "dropped by" that place to talk to her. Which really isn't cool, they are strictly appointment-only over there. You don't just show up like it's an AMP.[/QUOTE]I had very similar experience. Mts spoke or argued very loudly through the door. It all sounded as a market. All that commotion outside of the room sounded alarming. At one time I even thought that the place was busted.

Saw that it posted in RM:

[URL]https://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massage-wellness-physical-therapy-park-city-il-69133[/URL]

It's in that area adjacent to the big Medical complex in a stand-alone building on the east side of Greenleaf further south. It shares a building with a dentist and another doctor I believe.

Farther south then the circuit court buildings even. Definitely in Park City.

Decided to drive by yesterday afternoon but it was closed. They may not be completely set up yet, I don't know.

Decided to call. Answered with a "Hello" only. Definitely an Asian voice on the phone. I had to ask a few questions to make sure I had the right phone number but it is the right number good luck gentleman. Somebody should sleep in and get a business card. I will try next time I go that way.

For those who go and see Salamina, this is her friend.

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;4047703]Saw that it posted in RM:

[URL]https://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massage-wellness-physical-therapy-park-city-il-69133[/URL]

It's in that area adjacent to the big Medical complex in a stand-alone building on the east side of Greenleaf further south. It shares a building with a dentist and another doctor I believe.

Farther south then the circuit court buildings even. Definitely in Park City.

Decided to drive by yesterday afternoon but it was closed. They may not be completely set up yet, I don't know.

Decided to call. Answered with a "Hello" only. Definitely an Asian voice on the phone. I had to ask a few questions to make sure I had the right phone number but it is the right number good luck gentleman. Somebody should sleep in and get a business card. I will try next time I go that way.

For those who go and see Salamina, this is her friend.[/QUOTE]As in a woman who used to work in the harbor or you have intel that this is a friend? look at the $70 for the hour

More going on here these days? Just saw after checking nitro's link that they made the daily list with a helen.

[QUOTE=DomCorazon;4048515]As in a woman who used to work in the harbor or you have intel that this is a friend? look at the $70 for the hour[/QUOTE]I have intel that says this is Salamina's friend.

One block from the courthouse. I wouldn't expect it to last long if the service is good. They will target that, new sheriff in town, literally LOL.

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;4047703]Saw that it posted in RM:

[URL]https://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massage-wellness-physical-therapy-park-city-il-69133[/URL]

It's in that area adjacent to the big Medical complex in a stand-alone building on the east side of Greenleaf further south. It shares a building with a dentist and another doctor I believe.

Farther south then the circuit court buildings even. Definitely in Park City.

Decided to drive by yesterday afternoon but it was closed. They may not be completely set up yet, I don't know.

Decided to call. Answered with a "Hello" only. Definitely an Asian voice on the phone. I had to ask a few questions to make sure I had the right phone number but it is the right number good luck gentleman. Somebody should sleep in and get a business card. I will try next time I go that way.

For those who go and see Salamina, this is her friend.[/QUOTE]

The provider asked me to not post a review on her but I thought I should go over my experience there. I have not been to many AMPs but this experience was different for me. I rang the bell and MMS, an unattractive elderly woman answered and took me to a room. She asked me to undress and wear a towel without any discussion of rates. I did so and she came back and took me for the table shower. She gave me a very thorough bath and took me to the sauna. I sat there for about 5 minutes and she took me back to the original room. I lay down and after 5 minutes or so my provider came in, a very attractive busty masseuse dressed very conservatively. She asked me for 0. 7 for the hour and went away. When she returned I gave her a very generous tip and told her I wanted a very good massage. She took the tip, kissed me and said shhhhhh, don't tell anyone. She then proceeded to give me a very good CMT quality massage. She remained fully clothed and positioned herself where touch was not really an option. I was thinking I wasted the tip but was enjoying the massage. After a great back massage she asked me to flip, removed her clothes and earned her tip. I was very satisfied. I would recommend this spa.

[QUOTE=DomCorazon;4048516]More going on here these days? Just saw after checking nitro's link that they made the daily list with a helen.[/QUOTE]I thought they were legit? Are you referring to the one on SW corner of Milwaukee Ave & Rt. 45?

Stay Safe,

GG.

Asian Paradise has many locations and as far as I know they are all no play zone.

[QUOTE=GreatGatsby;4049662]I thought they were legit? Are you referring to the one on SW corner of Milwaukee Ave & Rt. 45?

Stay Safe,

GG.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Zeuss;4048692]One block from the courthouse. I wouldn't expect it to last long if the service is good. They will target that, new sheriff in town, literally LOL.[/QUOTE]Police cars are going back and forth nera the place 5 days a week, so I would not expect anything but a strick legit business there.

[QUOTE=Walker333;4050849]Police cars are going back and forth nera the place 5 days a week, so I would not expect anything but a strick legit business there.[/QUOTE]Haven't looked into anything yet, but probably appointment only so it's not like there'll be an open sign in the window. Just maybe the steady stream of male clientele would be the give away.

Stopped in on Saturday. Was going to go to Exercise, but this one was first on my drive. Rang the bell and was let in. Paid $70 for the hour. Drew Jessica. Ye she is older, but she gives a good massage and is nice to talk to.

Shower, sauna, tipped $120 and away we went. Covered everything as usual. Head over there and keep these ladies busy. No drama or upsell.

[QUOTE=DomCorazon;4051350]Haven't looked into anything yet, but probably appointment only so it's not like there'll be an open sign in the window. Just maybe the steady stream of male clientele would be the give away.[/QUOTE]Appointment only. RM says open til 10 but she said 9 pm.

[QUOTE=DomCorazon;4052815]Appointment only. RM says open til 10 but she said 9 pm.[/QUOTE]Okay so they are only open until 9. Actually, Shanghai is the only one I know that's open until 10 anyhow.

As far as this MP being appointment only, that's kind of refreshing. She probably actually writes your name down and gives you a 15 minute grace period.

I recently made an appointment and sunflowers. I was set up for 7:30. I got there at 7:30 and had to wait in the room for half an hour to 45 minutes.

I don't know how many times I made appointments that other place is only to have the girl come out and tell me for somebody took my appointment.

Seems like most of the talk here about the new place has been somewhat negative. I mean just the fact that it's a friend of a place that's known for SS puts it in the probable no happiness category.

I don't think the proximity to the courts is going to have much open impact. Yes there are police driving by all day maybe more so because they have to go to court. But truthfully, when is the last time you heard of an AMP getting busted by a police officer in a squad? If you think of it, every AMP has police driving by all day, everyday.

Believe me I'm usually the first guy to try out a new AMP, and I'll get over there someday soon. Hell, I don't mind if I could just a massage. Actually I'm one of those guys who was getting regular massages and stumbled into AMP scene on accident when I couldn't get in with my chiropractors masseuse one day. I found out about happy endings on accident.

So, more than likely I'll get over there for a therapy massage the problem is it's not that appealing to me because I already have a good list of places already that are sure bets. And some of them give a pretty damn good massage too!