Strip Club Reports

Decided to go to Sahara on a whim last Monday night based on some of the reviews on here. There was about 6 dancers. 4 of which should never be allowed to get near a strip club. Finally saw a young dancer that I had a good connection with, but whom I would rate a 6 at best. She sat and talked with me for a good 15 minutes so I courteously bought a 3 for 30 from her. Dance was ok, nothing too crazy. I cut my losses after the dance, went home, and decided to stick to my more regular stomping grounds of Dejavu COI and Ecstasy.

Went to the Bird for a afternoon performance. Meet a very beautiful latina the week before but didn't have time to get deeper into conversation. The lap dances were great but then my little buddy's brain took over. I went VIP for the first time ever for this club. Poor girl was so paranoid about doing any extra activities, it made the experience a train wreck. Salvage the day by meeting a new Filipino on H. My lunch money gone for the week. It was still a great day!

Went to T J today for the first time in over a year. Nice that they've finally remodelled what had been a dump. Got there around 2pm and they only had 1 dancer on the floor. They announced 2 for 1 nudes and she got scooped up by one of the other two customers. I noticed they cut both the songs short. After the 2 for 1 two other gals came out on the floor. All 3 were pretty good lookin. Not like the last time I was there, half those gals would scare the crap out of you in a dark alley.

Got 3 bikini dances (still 10 bucks) from Mandy, an asian girl in her early 20's. A good grind and lots of two-way hand action. Her's above the covers, some of mine below. Good mileage for the money, will return.

First time post, sorry not to much action, but its a start. Just got back from quick visit to Cali Girls in SA. To my surprise there were easily 12 girls the majority 7's, very decent selection for a 2pm visit. Took advantage of the 3 for 20 with a good looking gal, great ass, nice rub, hands wandered and good conversation. It could have been dirtier, but not bad. Don't know if they are changing things up in there.

I'm finally able to take my hobby back to the bird and I was hoping for some intel.

First: every time I've been there durring the day there is one really hot, young, skinny blonde I never see dancing but would always see her go VIP with the same guy I think. Not too short but really petite and exactly what I want on my next visit but she never walks the floor when I'm there.

Second: Probably a visitor when I saw her, but there was a MILF with a tight body, bolt-ons and glasses and I'd prefer her over Sasha (I think was her name) again.

Thanks guys, I'm still a fish out of water in the clubs so I'm trying to go prepared because those girls take me for all I've got in there haha.

My first trip to the bird, stopped in after work, around 5:30.

I printed the coupon off the website, get to the door and the doorman says I have to pay for my 10 dollar drink upfront, ok, no biggie, walk in with my drink ticket and it was a ghost town. 3 girls total were working. 2 of the girls were sitting with with 2 patrons, they never got up and walked around, they never even went on stage, so I don't know their names, both looked Hispanic, nothing special, They were probably both 6. 5's

The waitress comes to take my order and I ask for a water, she informs me that bottled water is an extra dollar. So a bottle of water cost me 11 dollars, ridiculous.

After staring at an empty stage for 15 minutes a girl comes out, she's a very attractive black girl (solid 8 maybe 8. 5) (I'm usually prefer light skin girls, but I can't deny she was attractive) , thin, about 5 4".32dd implants, great ass. She dances her 2 songs on the stage, gets dressed again on stage and walks right over to me and sits down, we have a nice short conversation, she asked me what turns me on, I say small girls with big implants, (damn I love a small girl with implants) and she laughs, tells me that we are a perfect match. Then she say's " I didn't mean what turns you on to look at, I meant what turns you on physically? Lap dances? Grabbing tits? Having an ass in your face? Motor boating? I responded that all of those things sound fun, and she responds or do you like other things? Dirty things? I told her dirtier things are much better, and then she grabs my package and tell's me she gives the best head, thats quite a claim, so I joke with her, telling her she probably has a dry mouth, I bet she can't deep throat, and she says "for $.5 I can find out" I counter with $, she counters with $.25, I accept.

We get to the VIP and she immediately strips naked and pulls down my pants, she slips on a hat and gives be an amazing BJ, great suction, great speed, dt, everything, after a few songs I'm still going strong and she tells me I can do whatever I want, I proceed to face fuck her hard, I mean hard, fast, holding her head down on dt, its great, I finish, we clean up, and we head back to the couch, we talk for a while longer, she tells me how she enjoyed it, ask's if I enjoyed it, talk about where I work, ect, she wasnt in a rush, she was nice, funny, overall she was great, I'm not going to giver her name, but its been mentioned here before. The nagging waitress asks If I would like to buy her a drink, and after that service I said of course, then when she brings the drink out its 20 bucks, WTF! But I'm not going to complain, so I pay it, its about 6:40 and its time for shift change so I head home.

My overall review of the bird, I give it a 5, the club itself seemed dead, Sahara has much more talent, much more variety, and many girls 8 or better (keep in mind I prefer implants, so my rating is based on that) and great mileage from all the dancers, so as a whole I think sahara is a better club, but the black girl I had the pleasure of meeting makes it worth a revisit, her service was exceptional, I give her a 10 in service, I had a great time.

Elrooster

I really hope I'm misreading your pricing code, ElRooster. I've never understood how (or why) you guys think you're confounding LE by moving decimal points on the prices you pay, but anyway.

I've never done a VIP at Flamingo, since the $10 laps have always been sufficient, even with the dancer you're talking about. But I think it's like $100 for a VIP at the Bird. Now you mentioned "$.50, $.25, and $", which either means you two were discussing actually paying $500 or $250 for a BJ? Tell me it ain't so. But I don't think you can even get in the VIP for $50, so I'm starting to think you really paid $250 for it. That's insane.

[QUOTE=Jerikson40; 1445795]I really hope I'm misreading your pricing code, ElRooster. I've never understood how (or why) you guys think you're confounding LE by moving decimal points on the prices you pay, but anyway.

I've never done a VIP at Flamingo, since the $10 laps have always been sufficient, even with the dancer you're talking about. But I think it's like $100 for a VIP at the Bird. Now you mentioned "$.50, $.25, and $", which either means you two were discussing actually paying $500 or $250 for a BJ? Tell me it ain't so. But I don't think you can even get in the VIP for $50, so I'm starting to think you really paid $250 for it. That's insane.[/QUOTE]I believe that's a buck and a half, buck and a quarter, and a buck.

The decimal goes the other way and the $ represents 100. That way we can take the fifth and never admit what it means. But then again maybe $.25 means we only tip a quarter, which is totally legal and paying $500 probably wouldn't and is insane.

[QUOTE=Jerikson40; 1445795]I really hope I'm misreading your pricing code, ElRooster. I've never understood how (or why) you guys think you're confounding LE by moving decimal points on the prices you pay, but anyway.

I've never done a VIP at Flamingo, since the $10 laps have always been sufficient, even with the dancer you're talking about. But I think it's like $100 for a VIP at the Bird. Now you mentioned "$.50, $.25, and $", which either means you two were discussing actually paying $500 or $250 for a BJ? Tell me it ain't so. But I don't think you can even get in the VIP for $50, so I'm starting to think you really paid $250 for it. That's insane.[/QUOTE]

Oh, so you think the $ indicates a "1", and he moved the decimal places two to the left. So "$.5" = 150. Which means he was discussing $150, countered with $100, and settled on $125. But the VIP is only $100 in the first place, so why all the negotiation? Anyway, sounds like he overpaid.

Unless the $ was actually being used as a dollar sign, and he was moving three places to the left. Which would mean $500. Unless he wanted us to also divide by, say. 5, in which case we're back to $100. Or maybe he wants us to multiply by the square root of 2, then divide by the day of the week.

Please guys, if you're going to write something, be clear about it. And if you don't want someone to know, then don't write it in the first place.

And don't think some silly code makes any difference. It just gives people a headache.

I am a newbie here and have been single for a few months now and haven't had time or feel like putting the effort into getting some ass I would just rather do it the easy way $ and avoid all the BS that relationships cause and the added benefit of NSA anyways I see alot of recent stuff on here about the bird not sure what city or where it is at. I was wondering if anyone has been to Tijuana's on beach blvd. Lately I remember going there when I was like 20yo which is 16 years ago and had no clue about anything that could possibly go down at these places errr anyways if someone could give me a heads up even a name of a dancer that is a for sure go please do and pm me if you want to keep it private thanks!

[QUOTE=Jerikson40; 1446041]Oh, so you think the $ indicates a "1", and he moved the decimal places two to the left. So "$.5" = 150. Which means he was discussing $150, countered with $100, and settled on $125. But the VIP is only $100 in the first place, so why all the negotiation? Anyway, sounds like he overpaid.

Unless the $ was actually being used as a dollar sign, and he was moving three places to the left. Which would mean $500. Unless he wanted us to also divide by, say. 5, in which case we're back to $100. Or maybe he wants us to multiply by the square root of 2, then divide by the day of the week.

Please guys, if you're going to write something, be clear about it. And if you don't want someone to know, then don't write it in the first place.

And don't think some silly code makes any difference. It just gives people a headache.[/QUOTE]I am like 99% sure he meant $125 his post are low like mine so he is a newbie and probably didn't know how to write 125 so he just put $.25 which is how I would've wrote it so I am curious how is 125 supose to look or do you just round up to $.3 anyways this forum is great and thanks to all the senior members for some great advice. I wish the OC section had more traffic but this is the only forum I have came across for this kinda info that is free but I haven't really searched that hard so rock on fellow mongers.

[QUOTE=Jerikson40; 1446041]Oh, so you think the $ indicates a "1", and he moved the decimal places two to the left. So "$.5" = 150. Which means he was discussing $150, countered with $100, and settled on $125. But the VIP is only $100 in the first place, so why all the negotiation? Anyway, sounds like he overpaid.

Unless the $ was actually being used as a dollar sign, and he was moving three places to the left. Which would mean $500. Unless he wanted us to also divide by, say. 5, in which case we're back to $100. Or maybe he wants us to multiply by the square root of 2, then divide by the day of the week.

Please guys, if you're going to write something, be clear about it. And if you don't want someone to know, then don't write it in the first place.

And don't think some silly code makes any difference. It just gives people a headache.[/QUOTE]I'm pretty good at math and that made my head hurt. That same girl he was talking about can be had for less.

[QUOTE=Goose378;1446090]I am a newbie here and have been single for a few months now and haven't had time or feel like putting the effort into getting some ass I would just rather do it the easy way $ and avoid all the BS that relationships cause and the added benefit of NSA anyways I see alot of recent stuff on here about the bird not sure what city or where it is at. I was wondering if anyone has been to Tijuana's on beach blvd. Lately I remember going there when I was like 20yo which is 16 years ago and had no clue about anything that could possibly go down at these places errr anyways if someone could give me a heads up even a name of a dancer that is a for sure go please do and pm me if you want to keep it private thanks![/QUOTE]I have been to Tijuana 6 times in the last 2 months! Where else can you get super hot chicks for $60? Hell not even non pros will do that. And the Tijuana chicks are HOT. If you go there, check out adelitas's and Hong kong. Two strip clubs almost next door (3 doors down) from eachother. Both places you will get girls that are easily 8-9's to do FS for $60 + $12 (room) + $1 tip (to the dude that cleans after you are done)

You can't compare Tijuana to here. Here girls charge $200 / hr for a body like the Tijuana girls. It sucks.

Good thing its only an hr drive and $5 taxi cab away!

How can you be a forum member here and not understand the shorthand for pricing? $.50 equals $150 in the dream world. If the club that ElRooster speaks of is like most in the US, $ is the house cost for VIP (20 minutes / 30 minutes / 5 songs or whatever). Half of which is usually split with the dancer. Any extras with the dancer are just that, extra.

Isn't Tijuana more like a 3 hour round trip from the OC? Approximately 200 miles total? Assuming the average vehicle gets 25 mpg highway and requires midgrade gas at $4. 25, that trip costs $34. Now add traffic, parking and the hassle of crossing the boarder and it isn't quite the value expected. Still a good time and there is nothing like cheap cervezas and a mamacita GFE in Mexico!