My Lame Session with Lucy
After seeing Tiana, NaNa, and Muni, I continued my March through the line-up and made a 1 pm appointment with Lucy (the Thursday before last). When I got there the MMS quickly ushered me into a smaller room on the right and told me to wait. Apparently it was extremely busy. While I was waiting, I gave the MMS my house fee. I have to be explicit here, for reasons that will become clear soon. I gave her 3 Jacksons and she handed me back a Hamilton in change. After waiting a few minutes, the MMS then escorted me to a different room closer to the TS / kitchen area. Just after I disrobed Lucy walked in. She looks older than the other girls, how much older is hard to say. Her face looks closer to 40 because of all the sun she's had, but her excellent slim body looks closer to 30. Averaging the two makes me guess she's around 35. Her face is pleasant and above average (7), and she has beautiful long black hair going half-way down her back. Lucy is petite, not much taller than 5', maybe 5'2", with a fine, supple, thin body, small waist, nice ass, and natural titties (B-cups). I rate her body a 9.
Lucy greeted me with a hug, but yet again I didn't get a smooch for a greeting. Then she handed me a towel and told me to self-shower. WTF? I was more surprised than disappointed because by now I had "done the TS thing" and was ready to focus on the sex anyway.
When I got back to the room, Lucy left briefly to get her kit. When she returned she was very apologetic. She said she didn't know I had been there before, and that she doesn't do the TS with new customers. But she told me that the TS is one of her specialities, and that I would like it. I was game, but I didn't want it to interfere with play time in the room. I found out later that several other mongers were ahead of me in the TS queue. (She said 6, but I don't see how it have been that many.).
So the waiting and chatting began. Lucy is a very personable woman and easy to talk to, but I wasn't there for the convo. After talking for a while, someone spoke Korean (I assume) through the door and Lucy went out. I assumed she was checking on the TS, but when she came back she told me I hadn't paid my house fee. WTF? I said I most certainly did, and I remembered it well since I needed change for 3 Jacksons. I thought that was the end of it. Lucy then left to communicate this, but when she came back she asked me for the fee again! Again, I told Lucy that I know for sure that I paid it. (This was not the end of it either -- read on!
I was really annoyed at this point. We were wasting time chatting and having them accuse me of stiffing them the house fee. This is the fourth day in a row I was there, you think they would have trusted me by now and treated me with a little respect.
After leaving the room again for a little while, Lucy came back and told me that the TS was still busy. It was already about 15 min in, and I was pleased that she finally was ready to get down to business. While sitting next to each other on the bed we began with some pretty intense DFK. I have to admit, though, it was kind of awkward. It's difficult to explain precisely. Lucy seemed to have a particular routine with the way she wanted to kiss me and was progressing through it and not responding much to me. It was like I was trying to kiss a robot programmed to kiss a certain way. We stopped after a couple of minutes and she told me to lay down on the bed. At this point Lucy told me that I can have two pops, and usually she allows one pop in the TS and one in the room. I give her a lot credit for being really cool about that. I was excited to give MSOG a try.
She began with some great BLS and then the BBBJ with lots of DT. Then before I knew it -- couldn't have been more than a couple of minutes -- she flipped a switch into all-out make-me-cum mode. Her technique is amazing, and in a short time I exploded into her mouth. It was an excellent, though brief, BBBJCIM. In hindsight, I now appreciate that she may have been trying to milk me fast so I would have a realistic chance at being able to pop again. At the time, though, I couldn't help feeling she was just trying to get it over with.
We then proceeded to waste another 10 min or so chatting waiting for the TS. I think the time would have been much better spent with me eating her pussy, but that didn't seem to be an option. The main reason I didn't press the issue is because I (very wrongly) assumed that our time wasted chatting would be made up as extra time after the session. I assumed that I had been enough of a valued and trusted customer that they wouldn't screw me over. (Some of you who have had the stamina to read this probably are shaking your heads and saying I should have just said, "Fuck the TS. Let's screw!" Yes. I should have. And that's what I did the next three times I went. Here I was too passive and trusting. Let this be a lesson for any noobs reading this.).
Finally, the TS was free. Don't know what time it was, probably around the 45 min mark. It was unfortunate, but with the way things had gone I wasn't in the frame of mind to fully relax and enjoy the TS. Lucy has an interesting thing she does wither her tongue, swirling it like a motor, while she runs it all over the back of the body, including some light rimming. On the flip, she did some simulated sex in CG and then RCG. After only 10-15 seconds of RCG the MMS called time. I looked at my watch and it was 52 min, and I realized I was going to be the one getting stiffed. Lucy recognized this and tried to placate me by quickly grabbing Jr and immediately going into overdrive make-me-cum mode with a BBBJ. Though I appreciate what she was trying to do, I now had zero interest in proceeding this way. I wanted to dine & fuck, and if I couldn't get it here I was going someplace else to get it. Lucy's technique is so good, though, that even though I wasn't interested I was getting close to popping. But she stopped after only about a minute and said it was time to go.
She apologized for not getting me to pop again, but I didn't care about that. I had expected to make up the time we were chatting with at least 15 min back in the room for a real session. That wasn't going to happen, and Lucy didn't apologize for not fucking me. Yet I was, of course, expected to pay full price. I shouldn't have been surprised that, after giving her the standard tip, she didn't give me a GFE goodbye.
To make things worse, when I was leaving the younger MMS (Happy, I assume) pulled me aside and asked me yet again for the house fee! She must have badgered me for 5 min in the entryway and wouldn't believe me. Imagine how I felt. Here I had just been short-changed by Lucy in terms of the sex, and they wanted me to double pay the house fee. Shit! I was PISSED OFF! When Happy finally let me leave, as I walked out of the parking lot, I am a little embarrassed to say that I let out a pretty loud yell of disgust, "That sucked! And stormed off.
I immediately resolved to try Rejuve a few hours later. I'm so lucky that I did, because that is where I met the incomparable Dallas who was the highlight of my trip and of my mongering career.
Postscript: While I have tried my best to communicate my outrage at the time, I'm now very much over it. It's nice that Lucy has (I think) apologized and promised to make amends should I return (which is unlikely any time soon). I didn't let this experience prevent me from going again to Happiness either. The next day I met Mika who turned out to be my hands-down Happiness ATF and second only to Dallas as my overall ATF. I'll post about Mika soon, which will be a lot more fun for me.
One description of ratings
RATING LOOKS.
10 She was a one in a million.
9 She was model material.
8 She was really hot.
7 She was attractive.
6 She was nice looking.
5 She was plain looking.
4 OK, If you are drunk.
3 She was fairly homely.
2 She was simply ugly.
1 I was really scared.
Notice that a 6 is nice looking.
The Ups and Downs of YMMV
[QUOTE=Surfbreak;2593495]It's all good bruddah SlamPoon. We all just want to have fun, relax, and find a release. Every woman is beautiful in her own unique way. This board is great because it gives us useful feedback and information. Ain't life good?! Kudos to Happiness, Ms. Happy, and all of the beautiful and talented providers there. We are all very fortunate to have a place like this, but like many things in life, YMMV. Heck, even I have had some less than good sessions at Happiness. That sh*t happens sometimes, but I agree that it does suck in a big way when it happens to you. We all work hard for the money--and so do they, some better than others. Be cool--peace.[/QUOTE]Hey Surfbreak, your perspective is very much appreciated. YMMV does hit all of us, for better or worse. In my case, at Happiness I had to drop some serious $$ riding the YMMV wave until I got my dream sessions with Mika.
-SP.