The Massholes

Any one have a better or alternative solution?

Going back to the way it was is not the answer.

Those for or against, pro or con have not come up with a better solution, including myself.

To me this the only viable option that I've seen, but others may have more of a vision & may have solutions that would work other than saying keep or close the Masshole fourm. If so I for one would like to hear them.

Anyone?

He's still a member here. I wonder if he will continue to post? Weird as he used to be a nice guy. He definitely has gone off the deep end and apparently has no life! Coming on here is like watching a man's soap opera. And Admin you couldn't be a woman! Say it isn't true! Because you are quite the hotty and fucking sexy as hell! You like seeing ladies cum and doing each other? A man after my own heart! <3.

So.. How is everyone doing? How's the weather in MA? I was out yesterday on the beach here in Florida and also checking out the scene. I wore a large brimmed hat, jeans, and a long sleeved shirt so my soft, sensitive skin wouldn't be burned. My gf had surgery yesterday to remove skin cancer, but she's alright Just a little scare.

We used to be strippers back in the day when dancer's didn't lap dance. We also weren't allowed to take our tops off in NJ and depending on the bar we had to wear pantyhose under our g strings, because bare legs were not permitted. And that's a pain! Try hiding pantyhose waists under your g string. It bulges and looks like a penis! LOL. I was even in the midst of a bar raid one time. One of the dancers wore pasties that were too small (in PA) and showed the pink edges of her nipples. The cops arrested her and the other dancer (for what reason I don't know. She hadn't even taken her top off while dancing and was just sitting at the bar at the end of her shift). I high tailed it out the side door. It was a Friday night and they spent the entire weekend in jail! Apparently the asshole owner missed a payment to the cops. Those were the good ole' days.

Anyway, my friend and I are going to try being dominatrix's down here and see if we make any money down here. She only makes $9 an hour at a farm museum and $12 an hour cleaning houses. I'm not a trained dom, but we can wing it. She rides horses and has a horse flogger we can use on the guys butts for spanking sessions. LOL I think we will make a good team. And to the hottie Admin. Yes I slept with my Florida friend when we were in our 20's. She's a hottie too! Would you like to watch us cum? To everyone in Massholes I hope you are having a wonderful day. I'm heading out with my girl to drive around historical St. Augustine and to go shopping at the outlets. I want to add another coach purse to my collection and to buy more lingerie and stockings. Xoxo.

If it disappears I have no where to post reports. I would like to be able to post in off topics Boston though. Sorry, I have to remember paragraphs so you all will actually read what I post instead of going cross eyes. I'm addicted to writing and tend to go on writing binges. Xoxo.

I am not really a Masshole or even a NHhole or RIhole, but just like Thunderdome before it, I believe the Massholes forum has a purpose and that things will calm down after a while, with just an occasional fuck you or some other honor bestowed upon some deserving degenerate, and the requisite fuck you too in return.

I don't subscribe to the notion that this thread is killing the pussy related threads, but I do think the real useful reviews are in decline. I was once a rather prolific contributor to this and the other now defunct site, but I am now reluctant to post because each and every one of the providers I frequent now have specifically asked me not to review. Even when trying a new provider, I will only post if it was less than satisfactory. I have come to realize that every time you post about a certain provider, someone reads it here and runs and tells them what was written, whether it be price, a little extra you might have gotten or whatever.

I think in many cases the providers are needlessly worried about getting reviewed here and having LE read it, but I haven't been able to persuade them otherwise. On the other hand, I rarely use the PM system, and would never criticize someone for posting TMI.

[QUOTE=ShortStroke;2077768]This thread has a life of its own. Little over 30 days old and it has over 420 post of MASSHOLE BS.

The fastest growing thread and it is about what? Sure ain't about real pussy! The other threads have been bare but not the BS here.

Now it has expanded to CL and who knows where else.

You kicked the dog. What the hell you waiting for next? The dog to bite?

End the BS.[/QUOTE]Wise words to a bunch of degenerates.

[QUOTE=Ledger6969;2078533]Wise words to a bunch of degenerates.[/QUOTE]We at The USASG want to send you a tip o the hat for posting about us on other sites.

A2.

[QUOTE=Ledger6969;2078533]Wise words to a bunch of degenerates.[/QUOTE]End the BS.

[QUOTE=ShortStroke;2078698]End the BS.[/QUOTE]Make sure. You get the message out but who knows what writtings may surface and where? Certainly, don't want to damage any of you stellar perverts reputation.

He's so funny his stories are funnier than "maygate" Whatever happened to him? He must have gotten married or has a new gf. LOL.

Anyway I'm trying to convince my friend to provide dom and fetish services. She will only go so far as to give an HJ and with Florida being down south with all these bible belters I don't want to deal with le on a vacation!! I figure we just strictly provide non sexual dom services and see what happens. I'm not even sure it's legal for a guy to jerk off in front of us! I haven't heard of any dom stings, so le scoping out doms ads must be a rarity. If she's game we will be the only doms listed in St. Augustine! I told her to be prepared for an onslaught of calls!

She works on a farm which is also a museum as well. Her horse is boarded there and had some health issues when I met her. The horse, a "she", named Northern Disco (a race horse who has won several races. I'll have to look her up) had a tummy ache and apparently this is potentially life threatening for a horse. My gf quickly took her out to graze on grass to help her ease her sour stomach and was worried about another expensive vet bill. Apparently the horse cut her leg badly on a barbed wire fence (why there was a barbed wire fence accessible to horses is beyond me, but thankfully her husband put up new fencing) and my gf almost had to put her horse down.

My friend is totally broke and makes only $9 an hour on the farm and also cleans houses. I bought her a coach purse when we were at the outlets, because her purse was in such bad condition pieces of it were breaking off and sticking to her skin The purse I bought her was originally $300 something and discounted, with the coupon they gave me it only came to $70! Not even the cost of a HJ, $70 I can make in no time! Anyway I've been friends with her since 1982 and I hate to see her struggle. If any of you end up visiting St. Augustine she's willing to flog you, let her know what your non sexual fetishes are and she is willing to give HJ's only. Pm me for contact if you are interested.

She wants to have a different number for the dom work. Does anyone know how google works? Someone told me on here that you can hook up a different number on your cell phone without changing the actual number. Let me know on this forum or pm me with details.

Tonight is girls night and we are all going to a movie something about men cheating on their women. Weird movie to pick for girls night out. It should be interesting. I hope that everyone is having a good morning and also hope you all have a wonderful day as well!

Xoxo.

Ciao.

Are the ladies afraid to play in the sandbox with the boys? LOL.

[QUOTE=Ledger6969;2078707]Make sure. You get the message out but who knows what writtings may surface and where? Certainly, don't want to damage any of you stellar perverts reputation.[/QUOTE]Why are you so upset?

And yes, I am being serious.

[QUOTE=Ledger6969;2078707]Make sure. You get the message out but who knows what writtings may surface and where? Certainly, don't want to damage any of you stellar perverts reputation.[/QUOTE]Who the fuck are you calling perverts you fucking hypocrite? What about your reputation asswipe?

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Close to. But not in RI.

I figured I'd post this over here, since she's located not too far north over the MA border.

(and I'm certain Mr. Gansett will enjoy reading about another one of my misadventures).

Rather than do paperwork today, I figured I could use a massage, so I tried this one. I had to call a couple of times before she answered, as she was sleeping. .

Lets make your day a little more exciting. With a sential body rub. Friday special (cheep cheep).28.

Posted: Wednesday, January 16,2013 12:15 AM.

Reply: click here.

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Italian cutie wants to help relax you from the stressful week! Top sheet avail with or without lotion. I like to take my time! Enquire about service options 80 for a hr prices reflect services rendered. I'm avail everyday allday in a private descrete residence pics avail just call me would love to talk with you! 508 818 3892 hope to hear from you!

Poster's age: 28.

• Location: South Coast. 495/95 / rt1 area.

• Post I'd: 21781092 southcoast.

I set up an appointment for 10 Am. I got instructions to which exit to take and to call when close. I did. And I was given the address.

The place is a duplex, right off the highway. Plenty of parking. Neighbors are right there, just so you know.

Apparently, you need to "go around back". Which means, you'll be walking through the back yard, in the snow. Which is entertaining too, as you can gauge her volume by the number of boot prints left by fellow mongerers. I counted no less than four of five different sets, although I'm sure there were more.

So, you walk around back. Which, in fact, is the entrance to the basement. I waited out there a few seconds for her to open the door and I was met by a young woman. White. 5'5" +.150 lbs. Dark, long hair. No make up. Kinda okay looking. Wearing a huge pull over sweater. High as a kite. No eye contact.

I walk in and it's an unfinished basement. With a "room" in the middle. Made from four hanging sheets!

And, you guessed it Gansett. Another fucking mattress on the floor!

And as far as her "top sheet service". The only sheets were the ones hanging from the ceiling! LOL. I really was actually laughing. Which was kinda cool. Because she knew exactly why. It was so sad.

There was absolutely no way I was laying on that mattress. So after a quick cop check. I just came out and told her."Hey, listen, I don't want a massage. I want titties. Titties to suck on and titties to cum on. I'll do most of the work, myself.".

I figured she would work with me, as there was no doubt that she's wasn't anything more than a tweeked out provider. But you know what? She was cool about it. She first said that she doesn't normally do anything for less than the 80 she normally charges. I smiled, and without a word, opened my hands in jesture, showcasing her "pad". As if to say "This is what you have to offer me?" We both laughed.

So, as she sitting there thinking, I started taking off my pants. I figure this would not only make her feel comfortable about who I was. But when some of these girls see you start wacking off in front of them, they like it. I think she liked it. She agreed to a quicky for 60. With head. I agreed.

So, she takes out her tits. And just then you can hear little footstep run across the ceiling. I was like WTF? Are those your kids? She laughed and said no. That they were her sister's kids, and that everything was cool.

Well, I was thinking about ditching just then (as I don't like kids around) , but when she wiped out the tits. They looked pretty good. I'd say a small see cup. Nice nipples. And huge areolas. Exactly what I needed.

I could hear her sister talking upstairs. So I knew the kids were supervised. But as any good mongerer would do. I had to ask."Does your sister work too?" She said no, but apparently she's is cool, as it turns out that it was her house and apparently doesn't mind her sister using her basement as her very own slay pit. Nice sister. And since this wasn't my first time at a venue such as this. I simply reverted back to past memories of being 16 why / o, and being in some high school girl's basement. And I'm just about to fuck her while the parents are upstairs watching TV. Ahhh, memories. And hey, if you know me. I like to work with what I have. Besides, she wasn't exactly ugly. And you know what. Even if she was, she doesn't even look at you in the eyes. So there!

So, after some good old fashioned tit suckling, I figured she was getting mellowed out. When I asked for the BJ, she did it just as I requested. BB. Good knob sucking. But with a bit too much hand at first. When asked if she DT's. She accommodated to the best of her ability. I guess.

I don't have tits at home any longer. And being that I miss them something awful, I was quite happy with switching between the BBBJ and titties. It worked. I was done in 20 minutes and I was happy.

At one point I did ask her if she does FS. And she answered,"Yes. For more money." LOL. I asked how much. She said 100. It sounded like FS is 100. And not 100 more!

The whole time I was there I was desperately trying to get her to remove that damn sweater. She had it pulled down the entire time, but when I was about to come, I told her that I most certainly WAS going to get it on it. She just shrugged it off. So I blow it all over her tits AND her sweater. Fuck it. I told you I was going to do it. She didn't give a fuck. The reason why she doesn't remove the sweater is because she has a big belly with stretch marks. So, keep that in mind. She also smelled like smoke.

So, in conclusion. Another one for the books that I will likely not return to. I'd say she could come in handy for a local with a quick need to drop one for some reasonable scratch. IF you're comfortable with the setting. Otherwise, I'd say. Move on.

[QUOTE=Deb4512;2078797]He's so funny his stories are funnier than "maygate" Whatever happened to him? He must have gotten married or has a new gf. LOL.

Anyway I'm trying to convince my friend to provide dom and fetish services. She will only go so far as to give an HJ and with Florida being down south with all these bible belters I don't want to deal with le on a vacation!! I figure we just strictly provide non sexual dom services and see what happens. I'm not even sure it's legal for a guy to jerk off in front of us! I haven't heard of any dom stings, so le scoping out doms ads must be a rarity. If she's game we will be the only doms listed in St. Augustine! I told her to be prepared for an onslaught of calls!

She works on a farm which is also a museum as well. Her horse is boarded there and had some health issues when I met her. The horse, a "she", named Northern Disco (a race horse who has won several races. I'll have to look her up) had a tummy ache and apparently this is potentially life threatening for a horse. My gf quickly took her out to graze on grass to help her ease her sour stomach and was worried about another expensive vet bill. Apparently the horse cut her leg badly on a barbed wire fence (why there was a barbed wire fence accessible to horses is beyond me, but thankfully her husband put up new fencing) and my gf almost had to put her horse down.

My friend is totally broke and makes only $9 an hour on the farm and also cleans houses. I bought her a coach purse when we were at the outlets, because her purse was in such bad condition pieces of it were breaking off and sticking to her skin The purse I bought her was originally $300 something and discounted, with the coupon they gave me it only came to $70! Not even the cost of a HJ, $70 I can make in no time! Anyway I've been friends with her since 1982 and I hate to see her struggle. If any of you end up visiting St. Augustine she's willing to flog you, let her know what your non sexual fetishes are and she is willing to give HJ's only. Pm me for contact if you are interested.

She wants to have a different number for the dom work. Does anyone know how google works? Someone told me on here that you can hook up a different number on your cell phone without changing the actual number. Let me know on this forum or pm me with details.

Tonight is girls night and we are all going to a movie something about men cheating on their women. Weird movie to pick for girls night out. It should be interesting. I hope that everyone is having a good morning and also hope you all have a wonderful day as well!

Xoxo.

Ciao.[/QUOTE]Yes,...you are! You talk all your. Bs...about Ledger but you are nothing but"trailer park trash" I guess the same as some others at Unique 8 and Diva Spa.

Please, a woman in your position is hardly in any type of a position to be" throwing rocks at anyones hlouses". Seems like your not very much of a prize package yourself Deb.

[QUOTE=Deb4512;2078797]He's so funny his stories are funnier than "maygate" Whatever happened to him? He must have gotten married or has a new gf. LOL.

Anyway I'm trying to convince my friend to provide dom and fetish services. She will only go so far as to give an HJ and with Florida being down south with all these bible belters I don't want to deal with le on a vacation!! I figure we just strictly provide non sexual dom services and see what happens. I'm not even sure it's legal for a guy to jerk off in front of us! I haven't heard of any dom stings, so le scoping out doms ads must be a rarity. If she's game we will be the only doms listed in St. Augustine! I told her to be prepared for an onslaught of calls!

She works on a farm which is also a museum as well. Her horse is boarded there and had some health issues when I met her. The horse, a "she", named Northern Disco (a race horse who has won several races. I'll have to look her up) had a tummy ache and apparently this is potentially life threatening for a horse. My gf quickly took her out to graze on grass to help her ease her sour stomach and was worried about another expensive vet bill. Apparently the horse cut her leg badly on a barbed wire fence (why there was a barbed wire fence accessible to horses is beyond me, but thankfully her husband put up new fencing) and my gf almost had to put her horse down.

My friend is totally broke and makes only $9 an hour on the farm and also cleans houses. I bought her a coach purse when we were at the outlets, because her purse was in such bad condition pieces of it were breaking off and sticking to her skin The purse I bought her was originally $300 something and discounted, with the coupon they gave me it only came to $70! Not even the cost of a HJ, $70 I can make in no time! Anyway I've been friends with her since 1982 and I hate to see her struggle. If any of you end up visiting St. Augustine she's willing to flog you, let her know what your non sexual fetishes are and she is willing to give HJ's only. Pm me for contact if you are interested.

She wants to have a different number for the dom work. Does anyone know how google works? Someone told me on here that you can hook up a different number on your cell phone without changing the actual number. Let me know on this forum or pm me with details.

Tonight is girls night and we are all going to a movie something about men cheating on their women. Weird movie to pick for girls night out. It should be interesting. I hope that everyone is having a good morning and also hope you all have a wonderful day as well!

Xoxo.

Ciao.[/QUOTE]Yes,...you are! You talk all your. Bs...about Ledger but you are nothing but"trailer park trash" I guess the same as some others at Unique 8 and Diva Spa.

Please, a woman in your position is hardly in any type of a position to be" throwing rocks at anyones hlouses". Seems like your not very much of a prize package yourself Deb.