Usasexguide and usaadultclassifieds unavailable often?
Anyone / everyone else having this problem?
Often unavailable for hours at a time, days and evenings.
Seems to be getting worse instead of better.
Too many mongers trying to access the sites at the same time as me?
All of my other sites work fine.
Rusty.
Random GMail Meeting Requests
Is anyone getting these random GMail calender appointment requests?
I figure it's because I answered a CL ad via email. But not sure.
Does anyone know how to stop them?
Another perspective on txt greeting
On the other hand, an initial txt greeting that is brief and not overtly explicit might be appreciated by someone whose phone is not secure, especially if that is accidental.
Not trying to argue, just providing a different perspective.
[QUOTE=LadyShay69;3824606]Or "Hey" and "What's Up? ".[/QUOTE]
AOL Chat rooms adventures
[QUOTE=TMeister;3822102]Anyone want to start a thread about AOL chat room encounters from the late 90's thru early 2000's? I got some good stories from those memorable times.
Those chat rooms were high yield for easy pussy. Kinda like fishing with dynamite. Like I said earlier, I was hitting them hard from 1996 to 2000 and probably banged close to 30 girls and BJ from another 30 on top of that. And that was just in between gf's since I was in my 20's and into that stuff.[/QUOTE]I had manyadventures, from New York to Louisiana to Washington state to Philadelphia and here in Cincinnati.
The one in Philadelphia was a treat. Was chatting for like 20 minutes and was on my way to her. About 1 1/2 hour away. I grabbed a 12 pack and a bottle of wine and headed her way. I had viagra in the car and only used them recreationally as I didn't need it to get hard, only used them to stay hard for hours on end and for almost instant recovery.
So anyway, I get there and walk in and OMG she was fucking ugly. Had a banging body, but ugly as a mud fence. Kinda reminded me of the ugly Jessica rabbit version. So I made up a lie and ran to the car and popped a blue pill. I proceeded to fuck her for the next 6-7 hours. It wasn't bad but would have been better with a paper bag for her head. Eventually I got tired of banging her and acted like I was falling asleep on the couch. Wouldn't you know it the power of the blue pill wouldn't stop and I hard a raging hardon still. So she was kneeling by the couch stroking it saying " come on he loves me he is still so hard". I just remember thinking, lady you have no idea, the little guy is under the influence and doesn't really like you at all.
Damn I miss AOL. Chat rooms.
RE: AOL Chat rooms adventures
[QUOTE=TheBigEzee;3826817]So anyway, I get there and walk in and OMG she was fucking ugly. Had a banging body, but ugly as a mud fence. Kinda reminded me of the ugly Jessica rabbit version. So I made up a lie and ran to the car and popped a blue pill. I proceeded to fuck her for the next 6-7 hours. It wasn't bad but would have been better with a paper bag for her head. Eventually I got tired of banging her and acted like I was falling asleep on the couch. Wouldn't you know it the power of the blue pill wouldn't stop and I hard a raging hardon still. So she was kneeling by the couch stroking it saying " come on he loves me he is still so hard". I just remember thinking, lady you have no idea, the little guy is under the influence and doesn't really like you at all.[/QUOTE]LOL well I had a few of the ole buttaface encounters from those AOL chat rooms as well. I was never a picky fella when it comes to the quickie bang bang but a few of them were so ugly I just couldn't bring myself to fuck them. The one girl was a serious tweaker with BO so I entered her apartment and said "Hi" and "goodbye" literally within a span of 45 seconds. The other was a sweet college girl with a face only her mother could love, so we sat on my couch and watched a movie and I told myself if my dick even gets 75 percent hard I will take her to the bedroom and pump her hole. Not a chance, my little buddy stayed in turtle mode the entire time. One girl I actually went through with told me she was recently fired from her job and hard up for money, so I made her a deal that if she licked whipped cream off my dick and gave me a good BJ I would give her $100 cash. She agreed and I stopped at the grocery store to pick up whipped cream in a can and proceeded to her apartment. With zero enthusiasm, she actually did lick about 5 or 6 sprays of whip cream off my tip but then started giving me the worst BJ I ever had, lots of stops and pauses and weird looks on her face like she never sucked a cock before. I think I actually might have been her first. Became very awkward and I asked her if I could just stroke myself off on her face. She says "eww, no" and let me spray my load all over her neck and boobs. I ended up only giving her $50 and suggested she practice slurping on a banana because she is never going to find a boyfriend with her skills.
I got tons of stories about the AOL chat rooms from the years 1996 to 2003. Those were crazy fun times online and it was all FREE.
Small Tips for Providers Today. Big Tips will Come Later!
[B]I am going to call myself Rodney Dangerfield. I just can't get any respect. It seems that all my posts are rails on providers, or common sense suggestions how a provider might be a better provider. This is all meant to be taken constructively. The following is this monger's strong opinion. If any of you brothers think I am being too kind to the ladies, I am being way too kind! I don't want to start any discussions on anything. If you agree with something that I post, please pass it on![/B]
"[B]Honey, see you soon![/B]".
Let's face it. I have taken time to give myself an appropriate monger moniker, Hamilton Joe or ThreeInchWonder. Whether your name is Bubbles, DaddiesGirl, or HugeClit, I understand that you don't want me to know who you really are! When a waitress calls me darlin', she is taking care of 5 tables with 4 people at each table. I have not even told her my name! When I pick up a *****, she gets in the car and says "want to party, sweetie?" I am probably paying you $100 or more, and I have told you my name. I don't want a *****. I want an experience! Honey, take a suggestion, don't text me and call me sweetie. It just makes you look like a *****; [U][i]and[/i][/U] it makes me feel like someone who fraternizes with ******.
"[B]You smell so nice![/B]".
Please do not wear perfume or have perfume smells (even scented candles) in your room. If you completely wash your mouth out, your arm pits, your asshole, and your pussy just before you see me. That would be great. Nothing smells better than clean. I am not so stupid that I don't know that candles do mask many smells. If I smell a scented candle in your room, I only can think that later on my hair will probably have some kind of stank on it. Nothing smells better than fresh and clean. Most of the men that see you cannot take home your perfume smell.
"[B]Respect my time! PART A[/B]".
A tip to mongers. Bring your own covers! 'Nuff said! And to providers, you are charging for a service. You need supplies: covers, wipes, towels, sheets, lube, lotions, soaps, mouthwash. To be remiss here is just plain [I][u]stoopid[/u][/I]!
I am paying a lot of money and spending much time just to be with you. As it states in every ad, I am buying your time. Please respect my time and never ask me to pick you up drinks, cigs, rubbers, or anything that might be purchased in a Walmart. And don't ask me to drop you off somewhere. I don't have the time. There may be personal items in my car that I don't want you to see. I definitely don't want any extra smells in my car. My time is valuable [U][i]and[/i][/U] limited. Even if you have an emergency, please have it on someone else's time; please do not ask for anything that would take any extra time. Remember: I am not paying you for sex. I am paying you for your time when I want it, (That is why I make an appointment.) and I am paying you so I can leave when I want. (My time is always limited.).