Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=JohnWu0079;7145519]Tina is even hotter than Sophie with more passionate service. And no stinky snatch! I resisted DATY so I don't lick PriscillaM dick sweat.

Really sad that her last day is 12/30, I'm a little in love, this is bad In Chinese monger terms we call this, meaning the ship got you dizzy.

She did mention that some white fellow monger brought out a fucking English list of services like a fucking restaurant menu and tried to order stuff. I hope that's not you Priscilla.[/QUOTE]The plans you refer to were not rendered by me. Glad to see someone with a working amigdala took my advice and banged tina. I did her twice and I came perilously close to poking my circumcised tongue inro her nee how nanny nanny. The second time in doggy I kissed her because she was letting me really ram her like a runaway semi on the grapevine.

I do not know if I could do her a third time. That would almost make me human.

I have got to stop going to 15** westwood. The place is everything I abhor;.

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1. Shitter. I would probably be instabanned if I really said what I think about mongers who rely on MP poopers. However, I have from time to time not planned ahead and had to make potty (never #2, I would cancel if that came up). The bathroom here has no paper towels, and the doorknob is missing. There is more privacy in a san quentin yard porta potty than this place.

2. Smell. I have never had a joint. I have never smoked a cigarette. Call me a normie but how can you operate a place of business that smells like a conversion van at a nomad festival. I have warned management and they have not even purchase a fucken incense or a plug in.

3. Tattoos. Every fucken girl here has tattoos that bend spacetime. The one I just banged had a name on her ass.

4. Tood. The girls here are on so much narcotics that they simply cannot transact normally. It affects everything. The girl I just banged was at 260 for VIP. If I could nut with her ass standing in a condom on a fucken massage table, I probably could figure out quantum entanglement. So when I could not get to tomorrowland, I asked to be beaten off. The room has a "milking hole" in the table to put your dick in, and she wanted 50 dollars more to get under the table an milk me like a holstein. After that bullshit attempt at upsell, after we fooked, she gaive me her number, like I would ever call her.

In any event, I fooked violet and she is a hefty messican with absurd eyebrows, and make up, she looked like a clown on soft white underbelly. She says to me it is only missionary or "backshot" - I was like what the fuck is backshot. She says it is apparently tik tok for doggie style. "backshot"? I am dead.

Ordered a Pizza, arrived and was told another 45 min when I arrived WTH, so decided to try the massage next door and all it said was Acupuncture.

Asian gal met me at the door. Nice long black hair. Looked great all around. She asked what kind of massage I asked, I asked her what her specialty was, she said medium. I told her to go for it and she did a good medium massage that was very relaxing honestly. Enhanced big C's, a flat tummy, good toned body, clean pussy. And she was playing with my little friend and the two boys. Flip up and she starts licking my nipples and kissing my neck. Then working my cock with her hands. Goes down from my nipples to the dick and sucks it slowly, then asks if I want to fuck now. I say sure, she mentions the tip but I paid her after we fucked, heck yes. Puts the cover on me and like her massage we just have a slow medium fuck, no need to go hard. We fucked for the entire remainder of the session in missionary until we both ramped it up and came together.

I can add her to my rotation, Kelly did a great job, and just when my Pizza was done.

[QUOTE=DeniroCity;7107767]Anyone try Maleny? [URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/46518/[/URL][/QUOTE]I saw Maleny not too long ago, she had been recommended by a good friend of mine, who has to get a therapeutic massage from a licensed therapist at least once a week. I had a lot of tension in my neck and shoulders as well as sciatic nerve pain in my leg. Her hands are strong but gentle. Her massage is five star! I can't stand it too deep- painful shiatsu only makes it worse! Anyway, her massage was perfect and I was forced to go back for a second session. I found her to be very attractive- so, I'll admit, on my second visit I asked if she offered any extras. The answer was gentle but firm - "No"! She was pretty clear that she only does professional masssge! I found her to be well worth the cost, and warm and friendly and good to talk to! I am sure I will see her in the future whenever I'm in town!

[QUOTE=Ivysballoons;7146712]Ordered a Pizza, arrived and was told another 45 min when I arrived WTH, so decided to try the massage next door and all it said was Acupuncture.

Asian gal met me at the door. Nice long black hair. Looked great all around. She asked what kind of massage I asked, I asked her what her specialty was, she said medium. I told her to go for it and she did a good medium massage that was very relaxing honestly. Enhanced big C's, a flat tummy, good toned body, clean pussy. And she was playing with my little friend and the two boys. Flip up and she starts licking my nipples and kissing my neck. Then working my cock with her hands. Goes down from my nipples to the dick and sucks it slowly, then asks if I want to fuck now. I say sure, she mentions the tip but I paid her after we fucked, heck yes. Puts the cover on me and like her massage we just have a slow medium fuck, no need to go hard. We fucked for the entire remainder of the session in missionary until we both ramped it up and came together.

I can add her to my rotation, Kelly did a great job, and just when my Pizza was done.[/QUOTE]Sounds too good to be true. Don't believe this not one bit.

You paid after huh? And she was ok with it?

You're first time in that establishment and she trust you to just pay afterwards.

You got service you didn't even ask for or discuss interesting. Don't believe any of that crap.

A lot of strange things go on at this shop because of its proximity to some less than desirable areas. I know because I've seen some of it go down on the in-room monitors. All the ladies will collect the house fee upfront. These girls put up with a lot of bullshit! Some of the more forceful personalities will insist on collecting the paperwork before the festivities begin. Others "depend on the kindness of strangers" to pay at the end. I've seen Kelly three times, and she's never collected upfront, probably because the MMS gave me the Good Mongering Seal of approval the first time. This shop is the Chinese equivalent of some of the Lomita, and Harbor City shops pre-covid, and pre-clean-up! As amazing as this shop is, the girls tell me business is slow. Top Accupuncture is better than Ariya Thai, and I've never seen the quality of girls, who rotate through here in any other shop. Of the girls I've seen here so far, one half are better than the WLA BB Specials, and the other half are just as good, but everything here is BBBJ / CFS. So, my suggestion would be to bring your own condom!

[QUOTE=Ivysballoons;7146712]Ordered a Pizza, arrived and was told another 45 min when I arrived WTH, so decided to try the massage next door and all it said was Acupuncture.

Asian gal met me at the door. Nice long black hair. Looked great all around. She asked what kind of massage I asked, I asked her what her specialty was, she said medium. I told her to go for it and she did a good medium massage that was very relaxing honestly. Enhanced big C's, a flat tummy, good toned body, clean pussy. And she was playing with my little friend and the two boys. Flip up and she starts licking my nipples and kissing my neck. Then working my cock with her hands. Goes down from my nipples to the dick and sucks it slowly, then asks if I want to fuck now. I say sure, she mentions the tip but I paid her after we fucked, heck yes. Puts the cover on me and like her massage we just have a slow medium fuck, no need to go hard. We fucked for the entire remainder of the session in missionary until we both ramped it up and came together.

I can add her to my rotation, Kelly did a great job, and just when my Pizza was done.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HexenDuction;7148867]A lot of strange things go on at this shop because of its proximity to some less than desirable areas. I know because I've seen some of it go down on the in-room monitors. All the ladies will collect the house fee upfront. These girls put up with a lot of bullshit! Some of the more forceful personalities will insist on collecting the paperwork before the festivities begin. Others "depend on the kindness of strangers" to pay at the end. I've seen Kelly three times, and she's never collected upfront, probably because the MMS gave me the Good Mongering Seal of approval the first time. This shop is the Chinese equivalent of some of the Lomita, and Harbor City shops pre-covid, and pre-clean-up! As amazing as this shop is, the girls tell me business is slow. Top Accupuncture is better than Ariya Thai, and I've never seen the quality of girls, who rotate through here in any other shop. Of the girls I've seen here so far, one half are better than the WLA BB Specials, and the other half are just as good, but everything here is BBBJ / CFS. So, my suggestion would be to bring your own condom![/QUOTE]Isn't this a restaurant?

Can anyone evaluate the current roll at red lantern.

[QUOTE=MassMe;7149397]Isn't this a restaurant?[/QUOTE]If you searched a little bit around here you'll get plenty of info! I had no problem finding out what this place was after I saw the first review on it and no it isn't a restaurant.

[QUOTE=Ivysballoons;7146712]Ordered a Pizza, arrived and was told another 45 min when I arrived WTH, so decided to try the massage next door and all it said was Acupuncture.

Asian gal met me at the door. Nice long black hair. Looked great all around. She asked what kind of massage I asked, I asked her what her specialty was, she said medium. I told her to go for it and she did a good medium massage that was very relaxing honestly. Enhanced big C's, a flat tummy, good toned body, clean pussy. And she was playing with my little friend and the two boys. Flip up and she starts licking my nipples and kissing my neck. Then working my cock with her hands. Goes down from my nipples to the dick and sucks it slowly, then asks if I want to fuck now. I say sure, she mentions the tip but I paid her after we fucked, heck yes. Puts the cover on me and like her massage we just have a slow medium fuck, no need to go hard. We fucked for the entire remainder of the session in missionary until we both ramped it up and came together.

I can add her to my rotation, Kelly did a great job, and just when my Pizza was done.[/QUOTE]Top Massage (next to pizza place).

133XX Hawthorne Blvd, Hawthorne, CA 902XX.

Reviews on other sites confirm FS place with decent looking Asians working there.

Saw Clarie recently here. Sexually Chinese young girl, gorgeous little thing. Black hair, beautiful face, slim body and cute little tits, most C cups. We started and surprisingly she's not shy. We dfk, she's passionate and gave her all. Deep bbj, up and down the shaft she made sure I was mouth lubed all the way around and used her hands too. Daty was a pleasure, she was loud and kept my head locked till I FIV her then she opened up and touched herself while feasted. She can speak English we had a good thing going. Cover went on and we started in stand doggy, then moved to table, some mish and finally switched to CG. She knows how to move her ass and she knows she's hot. Wanted CIM originally but CG was so visually pleasing I couldn't breakaway. We stayed there a min to enjoy the moment and on top of being a real cutie she has a good and fun personality. Great girl, will definitely repeat if she hangs out a little longer. Damage is 50 hf for hhr and 140 tips.

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[QUOTE=MassMe;7149397]Isn't this a restaurant?[/QUOTE]You may want to do a question mark count on your posts.

Saw on the board that somebody had recommended Claire at red Lantern as a very hot young Asian. A very hot young Asian is an Asian gal under 40 who is objectively good looking, not apocryphal good looking based on some ersatz boner analysis.

Having red the review of Claire, I grabbed my costco size Morton salt and headed over to the Lutheran Church for masturbation mass.

I texted and said that I wanted to see Claire, but she was busy. I was told that she was in cowgirl switching to reverse cowgirl, and that I should call back in 15 minutes, and then the Mamasan offered to text back when Claire did not have a cock insider her.

I was ready so I took a little walk up and down overland and saw some pathetic monger coming out of the massage place next to the pokie and ramen place next to the liquor store. I guess he didn't get the memo about Red Lantern offering the all you can eat special.

I get the text back and text that my dick is two minutes away and I sprinted down overland to the side door through the alley. I rang the nee how side door and there was nobody hiding behind it and no other monger nonsense, and a technician opens the door and she is less than appealing.

She is basically the prototypical hot young Asian. Kind of beat. Decent body. Face made for social media for the blind. I'm like well I have a back order and there's nothing else available and I'll just flame the guy on this board who recommended Claire.

I get shown into the big living room fuck chamber and was about to hand the masseuse $70.00 for the hour. She then goes into full on United Nations Google Translate and asks if I had an appointment, I then rattled off in perfect Mandarin yes I'm here to see Claire who according to the USA sex guide board can strangulate a penor like a Python on a Q-tip.

She said, ohh I will go get Claire for you. This was KK by the way, so my faith in Vishnu and this board was restored.

So I am sent to the other room (6) and in walks Claire. Now I hate to say nice things about people but to the monger who recommended Claire he could probably solve the US budget deficit in under lunch hour. Claire is a very hot young Asian, her body has no flaws she is slim she's got a great little tuchas for doggy no tattoos and she cannot possibly be more than 35 years old her face is almost slightly Filipina looking more than Chinese. So I hand her the 70 won and I get disrobed, I lay face down and I explicitly say that I would like a soft massage that should take no longer than 60 seconds so I can ram you.

I guess something was lost in translation because her English is not that good she proceeded to do a half an hour of massage and got a hot towel then kind of tickled me from the rear then had me turn over and then says do I want to violate the local ordinance and do some red Lantern ramba.

I said sure and just to piss you mother fockers off I handed her $200 she goes and gets a supply and then she comes back. She's wearing a mini micro skirt that shows the most wonderful thigh gap I am face up with my flag at half staff due to the death of our former president. She takes off the dress and I noticed that she has a rather shaved Bush which is clinically acceptable but I would have preferred a full landscaped bougainvillea deal.

But anyways there is I think she is an 7. 5 for me and I don't much like Asian women. So that makes her like a 9 plus. She is super fine. They would not even let her work out of Sawtelle.

It is just that she is Asian and I'd much rather have a golden pussy syndrome white girl working me.

Claire starts with some nipplage sucking kissing all over and then a rather fierce blow jab technique although she did the ball's sucking thing and almost ruptured me I cautioned her to go a little bit softer but her head skills are pretty good and when she offered more sucking I said yes.

Although she does not go full Gooch.

I then motioned for her to start the main event and we drew chips. She started me in cowgirl and she does this pose sort of hunched over sucking your nipples and it feels like the life is being sucked out of you through your penis hole. May be this is fine for some, but I was not that into it. I moved her to a different position and she is quite tight and her breasts I think are natural and fun to look at.

We went to Mitch with varying positions with her legs up, her legs outside the door, her legs amputated, etcetera.

I then started with her in doggy and I kind of realized that I'm not sure she would be into jerking me off afterwards because we were getting close on time. She was begging me to inseminate her cantonese garden. So I did 2 Beethoven movements in D minor in flat doggy and just about exploded my brain into the rubber.

I got up, I helped her made the bed, they now change sheets and also lay a towel down over the face thing. I guess they got a call from the health department.

In any event I did not fully click with Claire she is a little bit too much of A bot style fuck but objectively her looks are completely off the chart if you like Asians.

By the way the other girl that I saw initially who was not that good was called KK. If you like beat Asians and the parking on Sawtelle you will like her too.

Thank you to the monger for recommending Claire.

Had a dream that the Acupuncture in West Hills was open today. Kitty from Peking had beautiful eyes, gorgeous body, We got to the room and her session started as soon as the door closed. She looked at me sideways and big her lip saying hi baby, what do you want today and after a quick chat we felt comfortable with each other and things hot heated. She surprised me with a very focused bbj and bls. We continued to dfk on and off. I had to spend sometime on her social nipples and then I DATY her patched kitty almost to infinity and beyond, tight and naturally wet the whole time. Then she started warming up her body with some oil and had me lay face down. I must say her body felt great sliding on me, her rack is incredible. Flipped over, B2 B and bbj. She knew her craft. Which made me rock hard. She pulled out the cover and we got ready for the next step. I like to start in cg and get their blood pumping a little then I like mish and finally doggy. She did well on all 4 and so did I filling the bucket with a loud scream. We laid there bonding till the clock ran out and I bounced. Good girl.

I wanted to check out a new spot and Lulu sounded like my kind of girl based on reports here and elsewhere. So I took the trip down to Hawthorne to see for myself. Parked out front in the median parking area, but from the in-room video feed there also appears to be parking in back. The entrance is on a busy street if that matters to any of you.

I entered the lobby and, well, nothing happened. Was getting ready to leave when I heard someone say hello. I was greeted by a cute girl who I suspected was, and who turned out to be, the famous Lulu. She took me to a room and then excused herself and said she'd be right back. A few moments later a girl who was not Lulu came in and asked how long I wanted my massage to be. For the record, she looked decent although I suspected she had bolt-ons which is not my preference. I'd guess she was early-mid 30's. And her face wasn't all that attractive, especially after being greeted by the angelic Lulu. I said I had stopped by hoping to see Lulu and she said she'd be ten minutes. I decided to wait.

She left but returned a few moments later and said Lulu would finish but that she'd start a massage. I figured this was heading for a bait-and-switch. But she said it was a free massage so I couldn't figure out how to say no. I rolled with it and it was a decent, relaxing massage. Not therapeutic quality but certainly pleasant, with some teasing which I thought would lead to her trying to convince me to see her instead for the finish. But sure enough, after the massage she wiped me down with a hot towel, asked me to flip, but rhen draped me with a towel and said Lulu should be in soon. I actually felt a little bad and tried to offer her a small tip for the massage but she refused.

A few minutes later, Lulu walks in and didn't waste any time. She performed the universal body language motion for fucking. I nodded. Then the universal hand signal for give me a tip. I handed her $. 50 and there was no further discussion.

Lulu is probably mid 20's but looks like early 20's. Cute, slightly rounded facial features and a short, petite body with cute natural I'd say full B cups. She's thin but also a little soft if that makes sense. If she doesn't start hitting the gym she might not age well. But she's super cute at the moment and one of my favorite LA AMP girls so far. She started with a nice dfk then I thought for a second how she had some other guy in her mouth maybe 30 minutes before, so I actually requested a cover for the BJ. She has nice, soft lips and it felt amazing even through the cover. I probably would have lost it early if it weren't for that layer of latex. Moved on cg which was amazing, she knows how to move and is very tight. Finished in mish. She's super responsive and really acts like she's enjoying herself, without overacting. We had some nice small talk after. Her English isn't great but she can communicate well enough.

I think she's quite busy and she said she'll be there another week before heading to the San Francisco. I'd definitely repeat but probably don't have time this week.