Massage Parlor Reports

Like dining out all depends on overall service. Attitude is huge in my tips. The more into it (or at least pretending to) will help a ton. Not having to coach good teasing another. Now how easy extras are always are bonus points.

Start the hard sell, want the money right now real tip killers and I have declined the HE due to it. It can be a tricky balance but just don't take in more than you are willing to tip helps cut out the tips that are silly.

So use the big head early on and avoid the overpaying.

Glockem, you just about said it all. We all know what a reasonable tip is. Anything out side that range should depend on the provider. They know (or should know) what makes a customer smile and what makes him frown or feel uncomfortable. If we stay in that reasonable range and don't make unreasonable demands they should know and stick to what is the norm. And for crying out loud, don't ask me to tip first while I'm laying naked on the table. Enough said. Carry on, my friends.

Well hell, I have gotten up during a sorry ass massage, put on clothes and left. F' them and what they want, they won't see me again. What are they going to do, block the door?

But if this boob lover gets to play, then they will be rewarded and I will return.

I don't give a tip for the woman's benefit. Heck. If I really gave a crap about them, I wouldn't be visiting that place and creating job security for them. (hence I go to non-AMPs for high quality massages).

I tip for my own benefit. I tip to assuage my own guilty conscience for these dreams. I tip so I can delude myself into thinking I'm giving back, that I'm helping to take care of her.

My tipping starts at $40. It goes up based on quality of the massage, eagerness of the dream, the extras made available, and overall niceness of the woman. It goes down for elbows, bad attitude, bad massage, too many trips out of the room, and shortness of time.

I can also increase the tip based on attempts to increase participation on future visits.

But someone else telling me what I should or should not give as a tip. That I will just ignore.

[QUOTE=MetalHead63;5031824]Well hell, I have gotten up during a sorry ass massage, put on clothes and left. F' them and what they want, they won't see me again. What are they going to do, block the door?

But if this boob lover gets to play, then they will be rewarded and I will return.[/QUOTE]Haha, I did the same thing at Lily in RR. Gave $1 for years and all of a sudden they asked for 120 and told her to hell no stop being stingy! Got up and got dressed and as she was walking me out she kept apologizing and saying, ok ok 100 is good. Too late. I haven't been back there since, I'm sure Mamasan was happy about that one.

Went back in my dreams, didn't get Julie, saw other girl, went for hh, she went CBJ immediately and then offered to FS bit I was done, got the old sanitization after by her, smells like rubbing alcohol, not overly impressed ever there, this place is just boring, good in a pinch though.

Hello everyone.

Normally I am on the escort side of things but I am looking for something a little different. I keep reading reviews on LJs and Dm but can't figure out what / where these places are.

Never been to a Parlor and need some advice on how to find them.

Thanks for any assistance.

Harmony Spa on Glenside near Wendy's. Does anyone know if they're legit? I've gone in three times and have tried to get a HE and they won't budge. Two girls usually work there a chunkier one and a MILF. Anyone have any leads as if they give HE or if they're strictly legit. They usually just tell me to finish myself and watch but they always have refused HE.

So we all heard that Authentic on Patterson has packed up. Tried texting them the other day and they said they had not found a new location as of yet.

[QUOTE=HellsBells1;5032969]Hello everyone.

Normally I am on the escort side of things but I am looking for something a little different. I keep reading reviews on LJs and Dm but can't figure out what / where these places are.

Never been to a Parlor and need some advice on how to find them.

Thanks for any assistance.[/QUOTE]DM has changed their name to Seasons Garden. They are near intersection of Midlo and Old Hundred Rd across parking lot from Burger Bach.

[QUOTE=Rcr85;5027456]Went by Lee about a week back and was not disappointed. They really do voice a pretty good massage and really try to take care of you. They are still wearing masks but have been quite happy. I drew Linda who is fairly skinny and you can't tell much about her face with mask but she looked about as good as possible. Probably early 40's.

Good back massage and then she goes to the legs where the fun begins. She really knows how to tease and get you worked up. Until recently hadn't explored the PM but damn she works me up and really went at it with here Fingers while working a good shake. I'm normally silent but I she had me going harder than I maybe ever had before. After that on flip she went right to work with those hands for round number two. Shit was I exhausted. Standard 60/40. I will be back soon for sure.[/QUOTE]Can anyone confirm the authenticity of this post. PM me with insights and information.

Thanks SG.

Anyone been to 3rd st lately? Any new news?

Stopped by to try to set up some with Julie. I was told that she was not there and no longer working. I don't know if this is true or if they were trying to push the new girl on me. I ended up leaving. Do any of you know if Julie is still there.

[QUOTE=HellsBells1;5032969]Hello everyone.

Normally I am on the escort side of things but I am looking for something a little different. I keep reading reviews on LJs and Dm but can't figure out what / where these places are.

Never been to a Parlor and need some advice on how to find them.

Thanks for any assistance.[/QUOTE]I think finding those specific places is kind of a rite of passage here so I can't spoil it. There are hints if you go back a few pages. If you want to find a parlor it's not too hard once you know what to look for. If it's Asian and they're open until 10 pm, there's a very good chance they offer some extras. If there are signs on the wall of the room about no sexual services or keep your underwear on, ignore them. There are definitely extras. The hard part is that you have to go and get a massage to really find out, but usually 30 minutes isn't too much damage.

[QUOTE=BozakBill;5033602]Stopped by to try to set up some with Julie. I was told that she was not there and no longer working. I don't know if this is true or if they were trying to push the new girl on me. I ended up leaving. Do any of you know if Julie is still there.[/QUOTE]The girl I saw on Friday said her name was Julie. She was about 5'2" with shoulder length hair and a tattoo on her right hip. She had a rockin little body and was super flirty / giggly.