Ft. Lauderdale - Escort Reports

[QUOTE=Pervomancer;7577337]I saw her back around October 2025 but I don't think I ever posted my experience anywhere because I was ashamed, when I was with her I had a moment of self assessment and thought "what has happened to me to bring me to this low point in my life?" I will tell my story, let it serve as a cautionary tale.

Her incall location was filthy. Dirty floor, piles of dirty clothes everywhere. She led me to her room and it was a hoarder nightmare, just piles of trash and clothes everywhere. She pushed a bunch off the side of her bed to make room for us. I did not understand her pricing menu, which listed an hour at $100 but also listed BBBJ at $100, I asked if I had to pay for the hour plus the BBBJ fee, or if I could just pay for BBBJ, and she kept saying "all of it", meaning she wasn't going to explain how her prices actually worked and was just trying to get all the money I brought. I should have just left, but I didn't want to haggle and just gave her $200.

She started giving me a BBBJ and it was alright at first though I was turned off by the gross room and worried a roach would crawl on me if I leaned back. Then she asked if it was okay if she smoked, which I really don't like but it's weird to tell someone they can't smoke in their own house. I expected a joint or vape or cigarette, but girl brought out a crack pipe and started smoking crack. It stank and I was super uncomfortable. She would suck my dick for a couple minutes, get her lighter and pipe to take another hit of crack, then go back to sucking. This repeated several times.

Eventually she asked if I wanted to fuck her and I said yes and suited up (She used to have BBFS and creampie on her menu. I don't know who would be reckless enough to hit that shit raw, but I don't see it on her menu any more). I went at it mish for a while but she was pretty disinterested and at one point answered her phone and started talking to someone. I felt so icky about the whole situation I wasn't going to cum fucking her, so I just jacked off while she licked my balls (while continuing to smoke crack). I came and asked for a paper towel and she said "ain't got none", so I asked for a regular clean towel or washcloth so I could wipe up and she said she didn't have any of those either. So I just got dressed with a load of cum still drying on my stomach and got the hell out of there so I could go home and shower.

The "nasty" in her name is very much literal. Do not recommend.[/QUOTE]Oh HELLLLLLL no! Bleach my eyes and my soul! I'd either retire after that because of the disaster that unfolded or seek out the best damn reviewed provided to try and override the whole thing times infinity.

If it makes you feel better many of us have been there and I got a chuckle out of your review. Looking in the mirror and wonder what you did in life to stoop so low, LOL. Got that T-shirt a few times.

I know a log of guys don't mind the candy being around or unhealthy SW's to bang, but it's a total turnoff for me. The dates are usually how you describe. Like you, it's a total turnoff for me seeing the air mattress come out in a filthy shit hole where the water was turned off and the place is trashed. Hold your head up and keep trying!

If this is the wrong forum, I apologize in advance.

About 2 years ago I replied to an add on Tryst for a provider named Kristina (Ft. Lauderdale). She was a spinner with a tight body, and perky breasts and tattoos. She wore glasses and loved to use her vape. She talked a lot and her texts were long and rambling. However, she sucked dick like a champ and was a very enthusiastic fuck. I lost touch with her and can no longer find her ad on Tryst. Hoping my description rings a bell and one of my fellow mongers has her contact info. Thanks in advance.

Markshoe69.

P.S.- I think she was a dog walker.

Hey why'all.

I'm on the hunt for a provider who's down to DFK (deep kissing). Kinda what I look for. If you got any recs please feel free to send it my way via reply or dm.

[QUOTE=Pervomancer;7577337]I saw her back around October 2025 but I don't think I ever posted my experience anywhere because I was ashamed, when I was with her I had a moment of self assessment and thought "what has happened to me to bring me to this low point in my life?" I will tell my story, let it serve as a cautionary tale....[/QUOTE]Oof, haven't seen that chick before but unfortunately I totally know what you mean. Post nut clarity hits like a motherfucker with some of these ladies. Thanks for sharing.

Alright fellow mongers here's another scammer which I took an L on so you don't have too. Been eyeballing this one for awhile now so I figure I would pull the trigger. I reached out and comms were decent. She only sent my the qv rate. I asked for the hhr but she said she was only doing qv at the moment (first red flag) but I said alright fuck it 120 Mario coins wasn't bad. It was a private house in east Hollywood not the best area but whatever. I get inside and she looks like the pic so I'm thinking this is going to be fun. She speak barely no English. We get into the room we handle business then I sit on the edge of the bed while she start grinding up on me with a lap dance. I get undressed she grabs a rubber slips it on for literally 2 second head bop and then tries to reverse cg and I'm not even at attention yet so obviously it didn't work. She goes back down gives me 3 more head bops in which I'm still not at attention yet and gets into k9 while I'm there stroking trying to get hard. She wouldn't let me touch her or play with her to help get me hard she's talking shit in Spanish mind you I speak Spanish and understand it but pretend like I don't to see how these skanks act and what they say. Then starts saying my time is almost up. I'm like WTF I never ask for a lapse which wasted time. The head was weak as hell. She kept fussing and complaining whole time looking at her outside cameras on her phone. I don't like being rushed which is why I asked for a hhr initially. Then I asked her again and she jumped up to 250. I was like that's a huge leap for such a crappy service. I got so pissed I just fuck it got dressed and walked out. Horrible horrible horrible service. Looks like I wasn't the only disappointed in her service cause as I was leaving I happened to notice the multiple dents scratches and flat tires on her bmw LOL. Gee I wonder why anybody would eeeeever want to do that to her hahahaha. Welp karma is a ***** sometimes. I suggest to stay away but to each their own.

[QUOTE=Pervomancer;7577337]I saw her back around October 2025 but I don't think I ever posted my experience anywhere because I was ashamed, when I was with her I had a moment of self assessment and thought "what has happened to me to bring me to this low point in my life?" I will tell my story, let it serve as a cautionary tale

Her incall location was filthy. Dirty floor, piles of dirty clothes everywhere. She led me to her room and it was a hoarder nightmare, just piles of trash and clothes everywhere. She pushed a bunch off the side of her bed to make room for us. I did not understand her pricing menu, which listed an hour at $100 but also listed BBBJ at $100, I asked if I had to pay for the hour plus the BBBJ fee, or if I could just pay for BBBJ, and she kept saying "all of it", meaning she wasn't going to explain how her prices actually worked and was just trying to get all the money I brought. I should have just left, but I didn't want to haggle and just gave her $200.

She started giving me a BBBJ and it was alright at first though I was turned off by the gross room and worried a roach would crawl on me if I leaned back. Then she asked if it was okay if she smoked, which I really don't like but it's weird to tell someone they can't smoke in their own house. I expected a joint or vape or cigarette, but girl brought out a crack pipe and started smoking crack. It stank and I was super uncomfortable. She would suck my dick for a couple minutes, get her lighter and pipe to take another hit of crack, then go back to sucking. This repeated several times..[/QUOTE]That's a crazy post. I recall many years ago I knocked on the door entered the room and right away noticed a pipe on the bed. Rhe girl freaked out but I said no its OK. Anyways, she loaded a rock and hit it and I was like 10 ft away from her and saw her exhale, chatted a little and said I'm not comfortable and left. This was like more than 10 years ago. I remember sitting in my car and felt like I was high out my mind.

I have never smoked that stuff or ever will.

I have been to rooms or homes where it is messy af and its a big turn off. Screw that.

As far as your experience got to charge it to the game.

Whenever I have a terrible experience I have to look for a hot chick to blow me amazing or fuck me like never before just to shake that bad experience off LOL.

Anyone see her, she posted a few times in Oakland Park.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/miami/205340520[/URL]

Did a half dream with Marie and it was worth it we played ball everything covered smoked then had another round it was a quick set up with a videocall on insta.

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[QUOTE=BigDik954;7580028]Alright fellow mongers here's another scammer which I took an L on so you don't have too. Been eyeballing this one for awhile now so I figure I would pull the trigger. I reached out and comms were decent. She only sent my the qv rate. I asked for the hhr but she said she was only doing qv at the moment (first red flag) but I said alright fuck it 120 Mario coins wasn't bad. It was a private house in east Hollywood not the best area but whatever. I get inside and she looks like the pic so I'm thinking this is going to be fun. She speak barely no English. We get into the room we handle business then I sit on the edge of the bed while she start grinding up on me with a lap dance. I get undressed she grabs a rubber slips it on for literally 2 second head bop and then tries to reverse cg and I'm not even at attention yet so obviously it didn't work. She goes back down gives me 3 more head bops in which I'm still not at attention yet and gets into k9 while I'm there stroking trying to get hard. She wouldn't let me touch her or play with her to help get me hard she's talking shit in Spanish mind you I speak Spanish and understand it but pretend like I don't to see how these skanks act and what they say. Then starts saying my time is almost up. I'm like WTF I never ask for a lapse which wasted time. The head was weak as hell. She kept fussing and complaining whole time looking at her outside cameras on her phone. I don't like being rushed which is why I asked for a hhr initially. Then I asked her again and she jumped up to 250. I was like that's a huge leap for such a crappy service. I got so pissed I just fuck it got dressed and walked out. Horrible horrible horrible service. Looks like I wasn't the only disappointed in her service cause as I was leaving I happened to notice the multiple dents scratches and flat tires on her bmw LOL. Gee I wonder why anybody would eeeeever want to do that to her hahahaha. Welp karma is a ***** sometimes. I suggest to stay away but to each their own.[/QUOTE]Thanks for TOFT, but who was this?

[QUOTE=DrWho;7580934]Thanks for TOFT, but who was this?[/QUOTE]Sorry I was so caught up in writing the post I forgot to post the link. Here it is. She goes by Vanity.

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[QUOTE=JusLukin2;7550172]Any info on this cutie?

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/ftlauderdale/203387832[/URL][/QUOTE]I have seen her ad too. Looks great but need some add reviews or comments.

[QUOTE=BigDik954;7581118]Sorry I was so caught up in writing the post I forgot to post the link. Here it is. She goes by Vanity.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/ftlauderdale/205291630[/URL][/QUOTE]That's a shame. I saw her twice. The 1st time she did not rush me and it was actually a good experience. This was two years ago. But as you know the longer the girls are in this game, the quality deteriorated the second time a seen her was around November last year. This time it was a rush job. She only gave probably 30 seconds of head and started slapping the cover on. She seen my size and told me I can't hit it from behind because I will hurt her. We go missionary and she is complaining a lot saying go slower because she is in pain. 10 minute mark she told me my time is almost over though I paid for 30. I did not get to finish because she complained too much. She has been missing for a while now. It's a shame because she has a nice big booty.

Thank you for posting her. I think am going to see her again for some revenge. I am going to take a blue chew before I see her. This time I am going to pound away as much as I want. Don't care about her complaining.

[QUOTE=MC999;7573004]I finally got to meet the girl that everyone's been raving about.

I was in town for a few days, which worked out well because she wasn't the easiest to schedule. We met early afternoon on a weekday. Being from out of town, I wasn't too familiar with the area, and it wasn't exactly what I'm used toespecially after spending time in places like Vegas and California where everything feels a bit more upscale.

There were a few guys hanging around nearby, which made things feel a little off at first. But once I got inside, everything changedI felt completely at ease.

From my past experiences, the setting usually reflects the overall experience, but that definitely wasn't the case here. Tanja was a pleasant surprise.

Meeting someone new is always a bit awkward for me since I usually stick with regulars back home, but she made things easy right away. She greeted me with a warm hug and was dressed in a very flattering, sexy outfit.

She took the lead in breaking the ice chatting, getting to know me, and making the vibe comfortable. I had booked an hour session, and it flew by..[/QUOTE]I have fond memories of my first time with Tanja.

I scooped her up to bring her to my place and almost crashed when she pull up her shirt and dove into my lap.

She said she couldn't wait.

Nothing has changed. LOL.

Texted her, took a while to reply. From the text replies I am 99% sure that this is an agency and fake pics. Would not agree to vid verification.

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I am also fairly sure that this is another ad connected. Got the same type of replies when I contacted her. https://callescort.org/571-207-6512