Korean Bar Reports

[QUOTE=UkiSlamma; 1577557]Bartender Ashley is a hot MILF. I give her a 9 for looks.

US[/QUOTE]I was amazed at how much she aged; in fact she looks sick or chronic. Face is drawn and has many lines. Felt sorry for her.

Also went to D' Amour and sat with Ai. Typical princessy useless j-girl. All show no go; fat B/C's falling out of her low-cut top and short very EZ Access dress but no touching allowed.

If anyone's interested, "Sticky Vicky" formerly of pretty much all the vbars was at Butterfly and looking alright.

Saw the renovations under way at Twilight, but did not see any of the hostesses in the Makaloa strip.

Checked Tomorrow after a very long hiatus; was filled with 40+ 'princesses' in an Oldee "Loveland".

They blame the economy for the bar being so slow, but it's not that; it's them.

Waste of time doing the rounds. Will stick with MTs, AMPs and AAMPs for a while.

H M

[QUOTE=H Mobius; 1577619]I was amazed at how much she aged; in fact she looks sick or chronic. Face is drawn and has many lines. Felt sorry for her.

Also went to D' Amour and sat with Ai. Typical princessy useless j-girl. All show no go; fat B / C's falling out of her low-cut top and short very EZ Access dress but no touching allowed.

If anyone's interested,"Sticky Vicky" formerly of pretty much all the vbars was at Butterfly and looking alright.

Saw the renovations under way at Twilight, but did not see any of the hostesses in the Makaloa strip.

Checked Tomorrow after a very long hiatus; was filled with 40+ 'princesses' in an Oldee "Loveland".

They blame the economy for the bar being so slow, but it's not that; it's them.

Waste of time doing the rounds. Will stick with MTs, AMPs and AAMPs for a while.

H M[/QUOTE]Yup, Tommorrow sucks and not just mondays. Mobi, you always end up going where I didn't reccomend you checking out, LOL. The ones I sat with at Ds saturday would have been much better for you too but its Monday so many BGs don't work. I hope USlamma didnt get captured by a rob KBG and went home safe.

[QUOTE=Oldee;1577638]Yup, Tommorrow sucks and not just mondays. Mobi, you always end up going where I didn't reccomend you checking out, LOL. The ones I sat with at Ds saturday would have been much better for you too but its Monday so many BGs don't work. I hope USlamma didnt get captured by a rob KBG and went home safe.[/QUOTE]I made it out alive, I almost got captured by one hot MILF forgot her name cause I was all drunk and she said she like young cute boy LOL. For the guys that know me I may be young but I not cute LOL. Lucky I made some good friends with some veterans at the bar, those guys told the lady 'no. No. He no like buy you drink, he good customer' If you guys are on the forums and reading this 'thanks! If I was all alone I would've fall victim to LVB status.

US

LMFAO w / that milk farmer comment! Good one Oldee. So MNFatKalani was kool a couple of "familiar" faces & friends in a more than festive atmosphere. Kalani is totally morphing into a local hangout so fkn hilarious watching kbg's cause they look so out of place & lost. Had decent food butter (face) fish, lomi tomato w / o salmon, spam 2 different ways, ofcourse I always bring pipikaula & dry aku, & a few other tidbits. Whoa fkn choke beeru markers drank so much went fkn blind, drank so fast went kookoomalookoos too."Jabba" always looking her fine self, double neck triple chin w / jerry curl juice supah thunder thighs however no "shamoo" partner! LOL! Wooo that's a big mama boyz, BE what's up? Man still wating for the "BIG" show! Haha, kidding bro. Went to Lilacs to pay formy MNF blocks didn't stay same ole ladies, went to "lucky 1eye turtle" w / Jedi Master & a buddy nothing there either. Sophie the "sofa" was bartending atleast she on some kpop so we could see how kbgs supposed to be supah hot supah sexy stll wall ass. What's up w / koreans? I'm korean myself but I don't get why only a very rare few get nice ass. I'm not so much a tit man, if its there I'll try to milk them, but I'm totally an ass man. Wall ass is a travesty! Hello. Tahitian rockwall man called, he said he wants his "wall" ass back! Wall ass breaks my heart! However easy access to backside pussy axxxtion! Who's going to be out Today (Tuesday)? I will be in koreatown so opine if you like although I'm hanging & fkn still hammered bythe that time comes around I should be "top shape"! Pm me bro's!

[QUOTE=Fujikurasplice;1577611]Such a waste of time and money, rather have fun making them work for the neko, see what kind crap they willing to put up from just for a drinkee, and still no buy them neko. Like you said more better go drink and talk with friends.[/QUOTE]Where is your last Friday report? No give up yet because I no like all the KBGs you sit with come try kill me for influencing you, K? LOL. Just kidding bro.

[QUOTE=UkiSlamma; 1577973]I made it out alive, I almost got captured by one hot MILF forgot her name cause I was all drunk and she said she like young cute boy LOL. For the guys that know me I may be young but I not cute LOL. Lucky I made some good friends with some veterans at the bar, those guys told the lady 'no. No. He no like buy you drink, he good customer' If you guys are on the forums and reading this 'thanks! If I was all alone I would've fall victim to LVB status.

US[/QUOTE]No worry, I not gay. I met you so I know you cute tho. Next FM I going make you sit with a playgirl, OK? You game? Most vet FM guys like Lumps, Jehutz etc happy when I do that. You going be shame or not? LOL. We going take pics too.

[QUOTE=Oldee;1577638]Yup, Tommorrow sucks and not just mondays. Mobi, you always end up going where I didn't reccomend you checking out, LOL.[/QUOTE]Only because your recommendations are no longer within my normal sphere. Sorry Chief :).

Can someone jar my memory and tell me who is yobolicious and where she work. I getting old and cannot picture her.

Revisiting KB's in Kalihi. * Stopped off at Honu's Waikamilo same old girls from before. *Sop*a was bartending with a bar back don't know what happened to her old partner. *New girl in there but I swear she must of been mid forties with below the knee skirt. *No action bar just drink bar. L*ly looked stacked as usual but in her forties! *Ok the rest of Kalihi went like this, *Pisces and Spot Light and cleopatra and was dead. *Drove by 904 and cheers and it was empty well only a few cars there. *Kalani had two girls older and was sitting outside. *Vegas was okay a lot of older girls better looking and a little fun there. *There was fun to be had in Kalihi but you needed carnal knowledge of the women otherwise it was dead. *Anyone visited islander Grill lately? I think it was Kyung Ha from the old waterfall place managing there. Supposedly heard some girls headed there. Anyone got the low down on this place?

[QUOTE=Mogo Master;1578397]Can someone jar my memory and tell me who is yobolicious and where she work. I getting old and cannot picture her.[/QUOTE]Alisa, originally from D' Amour and later Winner 8 (now Tomorrow). Last seen at Twilight which is now closed. Have not seen her (or any of the Twilight hostesses) at D' Amour yet, in spite of reports.

[QUOTE=H Mobius;1578438]Alisa, originally from D' Amour and later Winner 8 (now Tomorrow). Last seen at Twilight which is now closed. Have not seen her (or any of the Twilight hostesses) at D' Amour yet, in spite of reports.[/QUOTE]I have seen Alisa working at the new CEO on Keeaumoku Street for a little while. But last weekend I saw her at Club Diamond. She is a nice girl that got fucked over I heard by a dude she was seeing, a liquor commissioner or some shit.

Took out some guys from Hilo. Started at Butterfly, got there too early (7:30) , girls didn't start flowing in until 8/8:30. They were all googly eye over ROB taiwanese girl. Had to explain what R. O. B. Was and told them to avoid her. And of course had to point out vomit girl and tell the story. Casino was also dead, hardly any customers, few girls to begin with and some started to trickle in. Checked out a few other kapiolani bars. One guy decided to go ichiban. Took the other guy to Kools, he wanted to see if same girls working from before. Ended up at Cleo, forgot they has costume party, might go Wednesday to check it out in the early evening.

[QUOTE=Wangn;1569974]A friend of mine calls & says he going 904 for the uh game. I honestly didn't want to watch or drink cause I knew uh was going to lose again but no matter so what the hell we go drink. Found outatthe bar that I hit a 5teamer. Nice! My friends pals all there so was comfortable drinkn with the "ol' dawgs". Whoa mean the grinds longbeans &spam, pork chops, chicken, steak, sashimi platter, crab claw, seafood pancake, some crazy tofu thing pretty awesome spread. So sandy mama who've I known for several years doesn't even ask but plants a chick next to me. Low &behold its her bartender Julie from cheerstation, haven't seen her for awhile being she was in homeland. I'd say she's 4'5" maybe small frame, soft milky skin, awesome cee's! Never really got2 know heratcheers cause she's always behind the bar but I got well acquainted with her twin cee's man the rack is awesome. Really kool gal she will be bartending MNF, Tuesday too so I may have to "adapt & overcome" my usual routine. There was another hot 1 her name was nicole ithink pretty face, nice demeanor, WALL ASS! Damn so hot but no culo that just breaks my heart! Altogether very nice evening even ran into "The King", nice see you again Mogo's! Kalihi kid outty outty & bowtty bowtty![/QUOTE]Just FYI, Julie's boobies are fakkies. They not that soft either, I felt them up after she got them a few years ago. She had a small rack but felt that she would get more attention if she got them big. She made the circuit from Kap bars but then got older so moved to Kalihi area. She got chunkier too but guess that makes her boobs fit her frame.

So what, anybody know if any bars will have dress up night for halloween on Friday or Saturday? Sometimes they have dress up nights on the weekend instead of halloween. Guess I will be checking out the bars Halloween night.

Sorry, been away, went to Vegas and San Fran and Maui. Will probably post on maui bars shortly.

Heard from KBG complaining about her taxi driver.

Taxi driver: I tired driving you around, you no more other friends?

KBG: I try hard to find ride from someone else.

Taxi driver: how hard you going try?

KBG: I try real hard.

Taxi driver: you going try chagi hard?

KBG: fu