Strip Club Reports

Forget about parlors in Windsor there are 3 run by Chinese grandmas and it's nothing like the USA Parlors. Windsor is all about the escorts which you will find advertising on Leolist. Don't know too much about the strip clubs other than Cheetahs has the hottest girls. Outcall escorts are legal when licensed but incall are not. Regardless, much less legal risk. Girls can be just as flaky and shady there as here. Always be careful.

[QUOTE=HotLcndyt;3814619]Hey everyone. Going to spend a weekend in Windsor coming up soon. From southwest Ohio here where it's crap for mongering LOL.

Anyone have and intel or advice or best strip clubs or massage parlors? Or should I just stop in Detroit on my way back home LOL.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HoldenCaul;3813522]Been stopping by Criket ...smoke-free which is critical. [/QUOTE]Which strip clubs are smoke free? My SO is part bloodhound. She caught the smell from one girl's pillow in my hair even after I showered:

About a year back I tried one club- maybe Henry's. And came back smelling like smoke, so I've stayed away from the clubs since then.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=ScShag;3818650]Which strip clubs are smoke free? My SO is part bloodhound. She caught the smell from one girl's pillow in my hair even after I showered:

About a year back I tried one club- maybe Henry's. And came back smelling like smoke, so I've stayed away from the clubs since then.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Silver Criket and Flight Club.

[QUOTE=ScShag;3818650]Which strip clubs are smoke free? My SO is part bloodhound. She caught the smell from one girl's pillow in my hair even after I showered:

About a year back I tried one club- maybe Henry's. And came back smelling like smoke, so I've stayed away from the clubs since then.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]You just got to plan for that. Take a change of clothes with you if necesary. Once I had to fool a gf I had so I stopped to get gas and made sure I spilled a little on my hands. Works everytime.

[QUOTE=Acoustic53;3819079]Silver Criket and Flight Club.[/QUOTE]Thanks! I don't live in Detroit but visit regularly. Have only done a couple SCs and didn't realize there were any non-smoking. Not having to find a laundromat or make sure the hotel has a guest washer / dryer makes the logistics easier.

[QUOTE=BaconBread;3819309]Thanks! I don't live in Detroit but visit regularly. Have only done a couple SCs and didn't realize there were any non-smoking. Not having to find a laundromat or make sure the hotel has a guest washer / dryer makes the logistics easier.[/QUOTE]The Flight Club is not smoke free. There is a Cigar bar upstairs and the smoke wafts down to the main floor. Also people do smoke on main floor. Non-smoking is just not enforced. Also the club offers Hookas. So you have smoke from those. Also the club uses scented smoke coming out the stage for stage shows. Change your clothes before you go there. When you leave change back into your first set so you go home in the same clothes you left in.

[QUOTE=BaconBread;3819309]Thanks! I don't live in Detroit but visit regularly. Have only done a couple SCs and didn't realize there were any non-smoking. Not having to find a laundromat or make sure the hotel has a guest washer / dryer makes the logistics easier.[/QUOTE]The easy solution, of course, is to simply take up smoking.

Stopped in twice recently and left disappointed. First was on a Sunday and there were serious slim pickings. Nothing worth the effort in my opinion so I enjoyed my cigar / watched the game then hit it.

Went back again this week and the talent much improved but I could not negotiate a satisfactory deal. Ridiculous golden p syndrome. The best gal there Heather, in mho, large breasted blonde from estonia quoted me 600 and up for everything and BJ for three! I respectfully declined and moved on. Beautiful guatemalan gal solar told me that she did not do extras. Still horny even after that golden distraction I set my sights lower to a nice AA girl who was certainly do-able but nothing spectacular, she quoted me 5 or everything and a BJ for 3 - came down to three for everything but I would not go that high and again went home unsatisfied but with my money still in my wallet. Other than a nice environment to be able to enjoy a cigar I have been let down with the other aspects of the new PHC. I have been in the new VIP rooms and they will do. While open you can not really see what is going on near you unless you are on your way in and out as you walk by or unless you are standing and trying to look over either side. I had no problem taking care of business and everyone else seemed to mind their own business. Maybe dayshift will be better?

[QUOTE=BaconBread;3819309]Thanks! I don't live in Detroit but visit regularly. Have only done a couple SCs and didn't realize there were any non-smoking. Not having to find a laundromat or make sure the hotel has a guest washer / dryer makes the logistics easier.[/QUOTE]Buy an outfit at Walmart (30 bucks tops) and then just throw it out when you're done.

[QUOTE=BigJimmy;3819582]The Flight Club is not smoke free. There is a Cigar bar upstairs and the smoke wafts down to the main floor. Also people do smoke on main floor. Non-smoking is just not enforced. Also the club offers Hookas. So you have smoke from those. Also the club uses scented smoke coming out the stage for stage shows. Change your clothes before you go there. When you leave change back into your first set so you go home in the same clothes you left in.[/QUOTE]I've been to Subi's, during the day, and noticed no smoking in the general area, but my dancer friend said people smoke in the back area near the $25 dance booths. So generally no smoke smell on me when I leave, but I have that dancer scent on me!

[URL]http://dgdetroit.com/dillion-harper/[/URL]

Heard a spot about this on the radio and was wondering if anyone had any experience at Dream Girls or been to another club that had a Porn Star appearance. How does it stack up? Are you able to get one on one dances with the XXX star? DG is offering VIP packages that look interesting, wonder if they are worth the purchase. Dillion is one of my favorites so excited she is paying a little visit to D-town. Stay safe out there.

Any recommendations for some Sunday night fun I will be staying downtown and do have transportation. The cricket and Flight club are more my speed but will troll Boogie and Henry's searching for a gem.

I went to Henry VIII north last night, very slim pickings, treasure was the only one who weighed less than I do, I went back with her $. 4 she got the job done in great shape. I was hoping tiny would be there but she wasn't I will repeat. May try the cricket next time, but have never had any luck there.

Two friends of mine from France are going to be staying at the airport on Friday and want to check out a strip club. They might be looking for extras but their English isn't that great so I'll sort of get them pointed in the right direction but don't want them ripped off once they go to a booth. Between Flight or LS which one does everyone think would be the best option.

Been coming to this place for years and every single time has been a great experience until today. Girl 's name was Dream. Good looking AA chick hot body but it stops there. Lured me into the back but she's a total rip off artist. Can't touch below the waist, nothing but a weak HJ and when we were done tried to upcharge for $25 a song and over counted songs. Then threatened me with lets go talk to the bouncer. Dude was totally cool and told her what song count actually was said he was fine. Bottom line Dream is a total rip off. Don't fall for her shit. Some new guy at the door sticks up for her. Never seen him before. She's a piece of shit.