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I know I just made my first post and newbies aren't always given the benefit of a doubt around here. But the reason I signed up today is that I'm planning a trip to Louisville this weekend and I'm interested in some suggestions on some new experiences. In Louisville my only experiences have been:

- Jaz (who I just reviewed)

- The blonde "Summer" about a year ago. Not a good experience. I'm assuming that's why she no longer advertises.

This weekend, I'm going to have two nights in a nice hotel out near the airport. I'm interested in some safe recommendations for some good fun. One night, I think I'd like a good massage along with my escort. Problem is, I won't have a vehicle, so they have to come to me.

Would love some input and links or numbers. Feel free to PM me if you prefer. I tend to like the college girl / sorority girl look. Spinners are good, but not a must. I like a woman with shape and not just skin and bones. Safety is my number one. Don't mind doing multiple hours either. Love a good GFE.

I will make reports on whatever dreams I happen to have this weekend.

Mr. Producer

[QUOTE=Louisvillee;1615659]CBE says she's out. Sunny are you saying she's not?[/QUOTE]Why are you trying to instigate something I asked to be dropped? I realize your lack of respect is low, but being decent to others gets you much further. I said I wasn't seeing people. That should be more than enough to let me live my life and let this go. Thanks!

[QUOTE=Cloud Strife; 1615548]If my dream of getting out in January (I doubt myself more and more every day, especially as I have now seen NEW people lately) comes true, I should only have 2 of these left, I don't believe I did one in November for Body Rub girls (obvious reasons).

First off, the top 10 current body rub girls in Louisville. (Still practicing AND advertising to the public)

My god was this list a fucking pain to come up with now, like, even to fill out 10. #1 is absolute stone cold lock, #2 and 3 could probably go either way.

1 Mallory: Yeah, I did not even have to think twice on this one, she is the current queen, IMO, no one is in her hemisphere right now. She has the talent, she has the looks in spades, she finally caught on to the drive as well. She is the one and only person I would currently say is a Rockstar in body rubs in Louisville. She also might be the ONLY person on this list who would have been in the top 10 one year ago as well, we lost so many amazing BR girls.

2 Alecia: It was really really hard to decide between her and #3, I went with her because, well, her body is rather amazing, and she knows why you are there.

3 Victoria Love: Yeah, I literally have Elite Touch as the top 3, so sue me, they are the current best IMO. Great looks, long lasting end, loves her job. Hard to beat her.

4 Ashley: Great body, great skills, is more into it then when she started, good personality, can't complain here.

5 One of the LMT's that doesn't like being talked about: Great real massage, young, amazing looks, fan BLOODY tastic finish.

6 Holly: Very nice body, very good skills, no BS from her.

7 Randi: Looks good, though there is better out there, but her finish will leave you breathless.

8 Katrina: Hard to get a hold of, beyond worth it when you do. Not old, but a little older than most of this list, probably the best non LMT massage out there, very attractive, and great hands.

9: Addie: I know, I know, Ivan's. But this isn't about who is safest, this is about who is the best, (If some of the other girls were still there they'd represent 3 of the top 5 spots, including #1, so again, I'm not going to fault the place while ranking the girls) and she certainly belongs for that. Very very good looks, mixed with a good solid finish.

10: Uh, I don't even know, does it even matter, seriously, after Holly I REALLY had to start thinking for this list. We are at the point where I am not even sure this person makes top 25 if this were a year ago. I've never seen Trinity, heard she is great, same for Lolah, maybe it's them. Going by people I've personally seen, uh, let's go with Whitney, she's cute, she has talent, that is about all you need for top 10 right now I guess.

Escort time. Again, only current AND advertising, so if they are trying to stay off the radar seeing select clients only, they are not going on here.

1: Lindsay: I had her #2 heading into today, but I must reiterate, LOOK AT HER NEW FUCKING PICS, I mean, are you kidding me? Add that to her awesome personality, amazing skills, and take no prisoners need to please attitude, and this is hard to top.

2: Julie: I do believe this is the first time I've ever split the twins up, on any list I've done, be it current, past, body rub or escort, but it had to be done this time. Julie is very very attractive, and has skills that will bring you to tears.

3 Kelli: Imagine Lindsay, but blonde, a little less hellcatish in bed, and with an amazing rack. Congrats, you've found Kelli. I don't think I've ever done a list where she was not top 3 at worst.

4 Paris: Young, hot, voice taht will melt you, absolute fireball, and skills way past someone her age.

5 Angel: Everything that has ever, or will be written about her is more than true, she earned those stripes, let me tell you.

6 Amy Marie: One of the best bodies ever seen. Knows what she is doing, just wish she would do more of it per session, and get more into it.

7 Nicole: Great rates, great time, not a clock watcher, very good looks. Will do some things that will make you crazy.

8 Hailey Baby: Huge beautiful eyes when she is staring at you, huge beautiful tits that you will more than likely stare at, good talent, good looks.

9 Blue: Gorgeous girl, knows how to ride, knows how to please.

10: You thought Body Rub #10 was hard, I was having troubles even thinking of other girl's I've SEEN once I got here. Then I remembered that Karma had returned. And we had our winner. Wish she was more loose with rules, but certainly a good time, and very nice looks.

I reserve all right to change the Escort one for more accuracy as I think.[/QUOTE]V is my #1 as of now, Hands Down. You 1 and 2 will be in my next visit. I've seen them while passing and Wow. Wish I could have done a 3 hand for a couple of hrs. LOL. Nice talent in the Ville. I sure hope their around for a while.

Baby girl, put that thing away. Too bad you didn't list a number, because ida made that call! That shitz serious.

LL

Cloud- which Paris where you talking about? There are 3 different ones on backpage?

Also- if you want to add best bang for your buck try Brownie!

Not best attitude but hot and economical!

Do any of the rub girls do extras?

I use to go to stadium and they were no extras ever.

I only seen Ashley on your list and she was fun (but standard only) in that she would finish me in whatever position I asked.

Great review and thanks for the feedback!

[QUOTE=Cloud Strife; 1615548]If my dream of getting out in January (I doubt myself more and more every day, especially as I have now seen NEW people lately) comes true, I should only have 2 of these left, I don't believe I did one in November for Body Rub girls (obvious reasons).

First off, the top 10 current body rub girls in Louisville. (Still practicing AND advertising to the public)

My god was this list a fucking pain to come up with now, like, even to fill out 10. #1 is absolute stone cold lock, #2 and 3 could probably go either way.

1 Mallory: Yeah, I did not even have to think twice on this one, she is the current queen, IMO, no one is in her hemisphere right now. She has the talent, she has the looks in spades, she finally caught on to the drive as well. She is the one and only person I would currently say is a Rockstar in body rubs in Louisville. She also might be the ONLY person on this list who would have been in the top 10 one year ago as well, we lost so many amazing BR girls.

2 Alecia: It was really really hard to decide between her and #3, I went with her because, well, her body is rather amazing, and she knows why you are there.

3 Victoria Love: Yeah, I literally have Elite Touch as the top 3, so sue me, they are the current best IMO. Great looks, long lasting end, loves her job. Hard to beat her.

4 Ashley: Great body, great skills, is more into it then when she started, good personality, can't complain here.

5 One of the LMT's that doesn't like being talked about: Great real massage, young, amazing looks, fan BLOODY tastic finish.

6 Holly: Very nice body, very good skills, no BS from her.

7 Randi: Looks good, though there is better out there, but her finish will leave you breathless.

8 Katrina: Hard to get a hold of, beyond worth it when you do. Not old, but a little older than most of this list, probably the best non LMT massage out there, very attractive, and great hands.

9: Addie: I know, I know, Ivan's. But this isn't about who is safest, this is about who is the best, (If some of the other girls were still there they'd represent 3 of the top 5 spots, including #1, so again, I'm not going to fault the place while ranking the girls) and she certainly belongs for that. Very very good looks, mixed with a good solid finish.

10: Uh, I don't even know, does it even matter, seriously, after Holly I REALLY had to start thinking for this list. We are at the point where I am not even sure this person makes top 25 if this were a year ago. I've never seen Trinity, heard she is great, same for Lolah, maybe it's them. Going by people I've personally seen, uh, let's go with Whitney, she's cute, she has talent, that is about all you need for top 10 right now I guess.

Escort time. Again, only current AND advertising, so if they are trying to stay off the radar seeing select clients only, they are not going on here.

1: Lindsay: I had her #2 heading into today, but I must reiterate, LOOK AT HER NEW FUCKING PICS, I mean, are you kidding me? Add that to her awesome personality, amazing skills, and take no prisoners need to please attitude, and this is hard to top.

2: Julie: I do believe this is the first time I've ever split the twins up, on any list I've done, be it current, past, body rub or escort, but it had to be done this time. Julie is very very attractive, and has skills that will bring you to tears.

3 Kelli: Imagine Lindsay, but blonde, a little less hellcatish in bed, and with an amazing rack. Congrats, you've found Kelli. I don't think I've ever done a list where she was not top 3 at worst.

4 Paris: Young, hot, voice taht will melt you, absolute fireball, and skills way past someone her age.

5 Angel: Everything that has ever, or will be written about her is more than true, she earned those stripes, let me tell you.

6 Amy Marie: One of the best bodies ever seen. Knows what she is doing, just wish she would do more of it per session, and get more into it.

7 Nicole: Great rates, great time, not a clock watcher, very good looks. Will do some things that will make you crazy.

8 Hailey Baby: Huge beautiful eyes when she is staring at you, huge beautiful tits that you will more than likely stare at, good talent, good looks.

9 Blue: Gorgeous girl, knows how to ride, knows how to please.

10: You thought Body Rub #10 was hard, I was having troubles even thinking of other girl's I've SEEN once I got here. Then I remembered that Karma had returned. And we had our winner. Wish she was more loose with rules, but certainly a good time, and very nice looks.

I reserve all right to change the Escort one for more accuracy as I think.[/QUOTE]

Do I see an adam's apple?

[QUOTE=Mr Producer; 1615722]I know I just made my first post and newbies aren't always given the benefit of a doubt around here. But the reason I signed up today is that I'm planning a trip to Louisville this weekend and I'm interested in some suggestions on some new experiences. In Louisville my only experiences have been:

- Jaz (who I just reviewed)

- The blonde "Summer" about a year ago. Not a good experience. I'm assuming that's why she no longer advertises.

This weekend, I'm going to have two nights in a nice hotel out near the airport. I'm interested in some safe recommendations for some good fun. One night, I think I'd like a good massage along with my escort. Problem is, I won't have a vehicle, so they have to come to me.

Would love some input and links or numbers. Feel free to PM me if you prefer. I tend to like the college girl / sorority girl look. Spinners are good, but not a must. I like a woman with shape and not just skin and bones. Safety is my number one. Don't mind doing multiple hours either. Love a good GFE.

I will make reports on whatever dreams I happen to have this weekend.

Mr. Producer[/QUOTE]Actually, your first report was really good. It's not necessarily newbies that we are skittish of, it's the newbies who make no attempt at first contributing, but then asking for information in too personal of a fashion. The fact that you contributed what is a beleivable post and then asked to be PM general information is the way it's done. With that I say, welcome to the board.

First post. I had a dream about Victoria on Wednesday. I saw her picture and I was smitten. It was her 2nd day. She is as pretty as the pictures. Great conversation. Great attitude. As expected not much on the menu YET. I think she likes me and with some more familiarity things could get better in my dreams of course. It's all how you treat this rose and it helps if you take care of yourself and proper hygiene is a bonus!

For most of the Summer and into the Fall, I have been on a quest to essentially do everyone. Unfortunately, I failed. There are just too many young ladies catching my eye and not enough dough (or stamina) to get it done. So, recently I have decided to start circling back around to some of my previous experiences. So, that'll be my focus for next month or two (with a few stray new ones thrown in I am sure.

I started my repeat journey with Brook.

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She had asked me previously to assist her with some new pics (Not the one attached). It seemed only appropriate that while there, I partake in some of life's simpler pleasures. Not sure I would call Brook "simple", but she is definitely a pleasure. Those who have seen her before know of what I speak. Those who have not. Well, your loss.

If you like a nice, quiet, safe incall with a lovely, petite, energetic provider and a reasonable rate, Brook fits that description.

Her contact info is on NR.

[QUOTE=LuckyLou; 1615900]Baby girl, put that thing away. Too bad you didn't list a number, because ida made that call! That shitz serious.

LL[/QUOTE]I am very afraid!

[QUOTE=Bon Denver;1615950]Actually, your first report was really good. It's not necessarily newbies that we are skittish of, it's the newbies who make no attempt at first contributing, but then asking for information in too personal of a fashion. The fact that you contributed what is a beleivable post and then asked to be PM general information is the way it's done. With that I say, welcome to the board.[/QUOTE]Thank you, sir! I appreciate the welcome.

I've spent quite a bit of time quietly reading the boards, and now I want to contribute. I've been scouring the boards for information and ideas for a few weekend adventures. I have at least enough $ and time for 3 experiences. So, hopefully some of you fine gentlemen can point me in a good direction.

Mr Producer

Does not even look real. When sticking out your tickler its not normal for upper & lower lips too touch it.

[QUOTE=LuckyLou; 1615900]Baby girl, put that thing away. Too bad you didn't list a number, because ida made that call! That shitz serious.

LL[/QUOTE]

Had a dream about mollary today. Her pics are a little older but won't let you down. She looks better in person. Hands down the hottest girl I have seen around Louisville.

She is almost TGTBT. Super nice body beatiful chest.

Standard finish. Anyone know what's all on the menu?

Pm for more detail.

[QUOTE=ZenTM; 1615910]Cloud- which Paris where you talking about? There are 3 different ones on backpage?

Also- if you want to add best bang for your buck try Brownie!

Not best attitude but hot and economical!

Do any of the rub girls do extras?

I use to go to stadium and they were no extras ever.

I only seen Ashley on your list and she was fun (but standard only) in that she would finish me in whatever position I asked.

Great review and thanks for the feedback![/QUOTE]The really young Paris.

2 of the rub girls do extras for sure, another 2 I think might, but can't say for certain yet. I will not be answering on here which 2, you are more than happy to find out for yourself though, as if yiu "only" get normal with any of them, it is still an awesome consolation prize. There is a reason I had them as top girls currently after all.

[QUOTE=LennySmith; 1616130]Had a dream about mollary today. Her pics are a little older but won't let you down. She looks better in person. Hands down the hottest girl I have seen around Louisville.

She is almost TGTBT. Super nice body beatiful chest.

Standard finish. Anyone know what's all on the menu?

Pm for more detail.[/QUOTE]I'm curious as to how old you think Mallory is if you think her pics are older, because you are more than likely wildly mistaken.