Massage Parlor Reports

So I think it's been a couple of years since I've partaked in the hobby. Saved a lot of money during that time. But have been reading the reports recently and got the urge so I made the trip to Lavender. Found it in a strip mall with a couple of other massage joints as well as normal food and regular businesses. The massage joints are not low key at all.

Walked in, the mamasan at the front was very cute. Paid 35 $ for the hour, got Candy. Cute face, very curvy body, nice soft skin. I like some curves on a woman so she was a good fit. Was led to the room and took my time getting undressed. She walked in while I was still getting ready but I had her come in and laid down naked on the table.

We talked for a bit, no oil light massage, some mutual touching. She has very nice skin and a cute face. Eventually she worked her way down to the boys, motioned for a HJ which I said yes, since it's been a while that's all I wanted. She got some oil and because she has super soft hands the HJ felt incredible. She took her time, nice and slow, first with one hand just to get me worked up. When she started working me with both hands (still nice and slow and sensual) I quickly got close and shot my load. Maybe because it's been a couple of years the experience was probably more exciting but she really got me worked up quick, not sure if she just has super technique or something. I can't stand jackhammer HJ's, but these slow and sensual HJ's get me every time.

Finished up with a light massage, then nice face massage. Got dressed, standard .4 tip and was out the door. Great experience after being gone from the hobby for so long. Not sure if that's a good thing or not though as there were some good reasons to quit the hobby (did I mentioned I saved a lot of money).

[QUOTE=Lagringo;2074203]So I think it's been a couple of years since I've partaked in the hobby. Saved a lot of money during that time. But have been reading the reports recently and got the urge so I made the trip to Lavender. Found it in a strip mall with a couple of other massage joints as well as normal food and regular businesses. The massage joints are not low key at all.

Walked in, the mamasan at the front was very cute. Paid 35 $ for the hour, got Candy. Cute face, very curvy body, nice soft skin. I like some curves on a woman so she was a good fit. Was led to the room and took my time getting undressed. She walked in while I was still getting ready but I had her come in and laid down naked on the table.

We talked for a bit, no oil light massage, some mutual touching. She has very nice skin and a cute face. Eventually she worked her way down to the boys, motioned for a HJ which I said yes, since it's been a while that's all I wanted. She got some oil and because she has super soft hands the HJ felt incredible. She took her time, nice and slow, first with one hand just to get me worked up. When she started working me with both hands (still nice and slow and sensual) I quickly got close and shot my load. Maybe because it's been a couple of years the experience was probably more exciting but she really got me worked up quick, not sure if she just has super technique or something. I can't stand jackhammer HJ's, but these slow and sensual HJ's get me every time.

Finished up with a light massage, then nice face massage. Got dressed, standard .4 tip and was out the door. Great experience after being gone from the hobby for so long. Not sure if that's a good thing or not though as there were some good reasons to quit the hobby (did I mentioned I saved a lot of money).[/QUOTE]Yeah mamasan is pretty hot. Candy sounds like Eva who was my provider. She definitely wanted to please and get repeat customers. Pretty curvy body for an asian. Near hourglass figure. The Garvey ave. South el monte AMPs are definitely getting younger, more attractive providers willing to give FS. Plus only 35 for the hour. Some give a decent massage and others like to get to the point (pun intended). For those with too much money or want to fantasize about their provider you can drop about 200 in other areas for the same experience instead of 135 on Garvey ave.

I always said I will limit myself 1 massage per month...but never success..LOL.

[QUOTE=Lagringo;2074203]So I think it's been a couple of years since I've partaked in the hobby. Saved a lot of money during that time. But have been reading the reports recently and got the urge so I made the trip to Lavender. Found it in a strip mall with a couple of other massage joints as well as normal food and regular businesses. The massage joints are not low key at all.

Walked in, the mamasan at the front was very cute. Paid 35 $ for the hour, got Candy. Cute face, very curvy body, nice soft skin. I like some curves on a woman so she was a good fit. Was led to the room and took my time getting undressed. She walked in while I was still getting ready but I had her come in and laid down naked on the table.

We talked for a bit, no oil light massage, some mutual touching. She has very nice skin and a cute face. Eventually she worked her way down to the boys, motioned for a HJ which I said yes, since it's been a while that's all I wanted. She got some oil and because she has super soft hands the HJ felt incredible. She took her time, nice and slow, first with one hand just to get me worked up. When she started working me with both hands (still nice and slow and sensual) I quickly got close and shot my load. Maybe because it's been a couple of years the experience was probably more exciting but she really got me worked up quick, not sure if she just has super technique or something. I can't stand jackhammer HJ's, but these slow and sensual HJ's get me every time.

Finished up with a light massage, then nice face massage. Got dressed, standard .4 tip and was out the door. Great experience after being gone from the hobby for so long. Not sure if that's a good thing or not though as there were some good reasons to quit the hobby (did I mentioned I saved a lot of money).[/QUOTE]

I was wondering if others there provided FS like Jenny. Anyone know how many others work there? I have seen Jenny a number of times and always have a great time but love the variety.

[QUOTE=LargeEss;2075307]I was wondering if others there provided FS like Jenny. Anyone know how many others work there? I have seen Jenny a number of times and always have a great time but love the variety.[/QUOTE]I tried to see Jenny this week but she wasn't available. I saw Jennifer who I never saw there before. She was a pleasant MILF. Very good massage and BBBJ.

[QUOTE=LargeEss;2075307]I was wondering if others there provided FS like Jenny. Anyone know how many others work there? I have seen Jenny a number of times and always have a great time but love the variety.[/QUOTE]Yes I had FS there with a Lina or Nina about 10 days ago. I asked for jenny and she told me Jenny would be busy for a half hour and asked me to give her a try. BBBJ and BBFS for $ and she was happy. Not so pretty and not a great figure but nice responsive nipples on her cee titties. Once is enough I think. Have had better looking FS girls at Royal, Lavender, and 678 elegant massage all in el Monte on Garvey have.

Inspired by a review here which now I can't find, despite a lot of searching, I went to 678 and asked for Room Six. I thought I might be able to keep the price down, here on Garvey, so I put just .8 under the pillow, along with the cover.

In came Ahn-Joe, that second syllable pronounced like the word for coffee. I got a pretty good back massage, while I played with her legs. On the flip, she noticed my equipment was soft, and she giggled, "sleeping." I told her I thought she could do something about that, and pulled out the cover. The BJ was nice. Then I patted on the bed (a large massage table), indicating I'd like mish. Out came the largest pillow I've ever seen in an MP. She put it square in the middle of the bed, hopped on, on her back, with her hips on the pillow, opened, and presented her wonderful insides to me. So now I was in more of a push-up position. "Beautiful Chinese girl." I thought like this I would need more friction, but no, that warm moist tunnel pressing equally all around my shaft as I slid in and out was just what I needed, and soon enough she'd drained all my liquid out of me.

Now I looked at the clock and I'd been there just over a quarter hour. I figured I was finished, but no, now I got the best after-orgasm massage I've ever had, starting with detailed attention to my scalp, and moving on down. It was a wonder, receiving all that massaging with my body drained and relaxed.

Now I felt a little guilty for leaving just .8, so I tossed on another two Hamiltons, which delighted her. I'd gotten a little more than a half hour time. Out the door I went, with a couple of friendship kisses exchanged, and though it is tough for me to get into that area, I will indeed try.

Thanks to whoever first wrote-up Room Six, sorry I can't find it so I can't thank you by name.

Lift Her Up.

Wanted to feel like a King, so I wanted to check out this AMP that actually had a latina working there. Maria is her name and I would definitely call to make an appointment if you want to try her out.

I havn't been there in awhile and when I first step into the room, I remember why I didn't like coming to the place. The rooms are barely divided and the walls are super thin. The wall separators don't even reach up to the ceiling so they all have a huge gap above. Meaning you can hear everyone's voices and noises clearly as if they were in the same damn room. Don't like that at all. Given that, HJ, BJ, even FS, still happens regardless that everyone else can hear you. Maria gave a light massage, not really consider decent, but lets be real, we're not really there for a good massage. She started teasing me while I was laying face down, she would brush and caressing between my boys getting me hard. I eventually couldn't take it anymore and I flipped on my own. She smiled and got more oil and started stroking. Maria is a sexy curvy, bbw, not your Asian spinner, but that's exactly what I came for. Something different and new. She popped her huge natural tits and let me play with them. I got to suck them and grope them all I wanted. She even let me Russian to completion. That was hot. No offer of cover BJ or FS, but since it was my first time meeting her, I think that will come available with more visits.

I hate the rooms set up, but I will return just for Maria!

[QUOTE=LiftHerUp;2077316]Inspired by a review here which now I can't find, despite a lot of searching, I went to 678 and asked for Room Six. I thought I might be able to keep the price down, here on Garvey, so I put just .8 under the pillow, along with the cover.
[/QUOTE]I got a PM request for some details I overlooked: She was medium height, somewhat on the stocky side without being fat, breasts that were wide at the base but didn't stick out very far, but didn't sag. In the room she looked in her twenties, afterward in better light, maybe early thirties. She said she works every day (makes me feel a little sorry for her) and she is assigned room six, she's the only one in there (again, so she says). She seemed to be the same one described in the original review.

Tastes in looks vary a lot. My type is often a ways away from what other guys like. A good attitude is by far the most important to me, and I walked out of there feeling great about that half hour plus.

Lift Her Up.

[QUOTE=Lift Her Up;2078303]I got a PM request for some details I overlooked: She was medium height, somewhat on the stocky side without being fat, breasts that were wide at the base but didn't stick out very far, but didn't sag. In the room she looked in her twenties, afterward in better light, maybe early thirties. She said she works every day (makes me feel a little sorry for her) and she is assigned room six, she's the only one in there (again, so she says). She seemed to be the same one described in the original review.

Tastes in looks vary a lot. My type is often a ways away from what other guys like. A good attitude is by far the most important to me, and I walked out of there feeling great about that half hour plus.

Lift Her Up.[/QUOTE]


You're welcome :)

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Sounds like the same girl... perhaps I shouldn't be so discouraging regarding her... I mean she definitely fulfilled what I was looking for that evening. Yeah, and she does have a good attitude. You're a qute a few steps ahead of me, I simply couldn't figure out how to pronounce anything resembling her name... thus her idea of the nickname 'number 6'.

[URL]http://www.sgvtribune.com/lifestyle/20140426/prostitution-arrests-have-not-increased-with-massage-parlor-proliferation-despite-perception[/URL]

Interesting article..thought I would post the link for you to read if you are bored.

[QUOTE=Shwiga;2078018]Wanted to feel like a King, so I wanted to check out this AMP that actually had a latina working there. Maria is her name and I would definitely call to make an appointment if you want to try her out.

I havn't been there in awhile and when I first step into the room, I remember why I didn't like coming to the place. The rooms are barely divided and the walls are super thin. The wall separators don't even reach up to the ceiling so they all have a huge gap above. Meaning you can hear everyone's voices and noises clearly as if they were in the same damn room. Don't like that at all. Given that, HJ, BJ, even FS, still happens regardless that everyone else can hear you. Maria gave a light massage, not really consider decent, but lets be real, we're not really there for a good massage. She started teasing me while I was laying face down, she would brush and caressing between my boys getting me hard. I eventually couldn't take it anymore and I flipped on my own. She smiled and got more oil and started stroking. Maria is a sexy curvy, bbw, not your Asian spinner, but that's exactly what I came for. Something different and new. She popped her huge natural tits and let me play with them. I got to suck them and grope them all I wanted. She even let me Russian to completion. That was hot. No offer of cover BJ or FS, but since it was my first time meeting her, I think that will come available with more visits.

I hate the rooms set up, but I will return just for Maria![/QUOTE]Royal has been trying to get a latina for a while. Maria is a 23 year old MILF that is big all over. Legs, body, breasts. Fairly cute face so a bbw. Got the same massage. No real rhyme or reason to her rubbing the back. Flipped and she was going for the oil. Usual for HJ but wants way too much for BJ and no FS on menu. Got to play with the girls but fdz. After the he she sat on a little stool to converse with light touching. WTF not even a half assed massage on the front side nor legs nor scalp. Not sure if she is worth a repeat.

Drew Eva yesterday, she really aim to please and really curvy for an asian on the top side. Probably late 30's or early 40's. Total damage $ tip, and the standard house fee.

Whoever said the mama-san was hot is quite close, she's very "leggy".

[QUOTE=Kazooie16;2080991]Drew Eva yesterday, she really aim to please and really curvy for an asian on the top side. Probably late 30's or early 40's. Total damage $ tip, and the standard house fee.

Whoever said the mama-san was hot is quite close, she's very "leggy".[/QUOTE]Yeah this mamasan does not do massages but what a great set of gams and she knows it and shows it. Eva definitely wants repeat customers and her figure is very shapely for an asian. Was anybody else available?

Mamasan was trying to push me new girl Jessica, but Linda was also available.

[QUOTE=George1950;2081222]Yeah this mamasan does not do massages but what a great set of gams and she knows it and shows it. Eva definitely wants repeat customers and her figure is very shapely for an asian. Was anybody else available?[/QUOTE]The way to a MMS heart is to bring fruit- get a bag of oranges, take a few out and tell MMS their for her and the girls, because you love them. Pat her on the ass and move in for a thank you hug.

Keep an eye on the place, when it looks like all the girls might be busy, drive up, another bag and if she waits tell her you need her now. !! Works occasionally for me.

Once I brought in take out with three different items, told mms I wanted to try all the food, can't finish it and the girls can eat the rest. We all had a 10 pm snack, and they gave me a free HJ while we were eating for fun.

Went back to 999 on Garvey. I got there around 945 am and they were already open. I thought I would be the first one there but another monger beat me to the door. Before I walked in I saw 2 female Latinas enter 999. I think they were looking for a legit massage and left after 1 minute.

I was assigned Yoyo. Got a good massage and nice no rush HE. So far I've only seen milfy types here but their attitudes are good.

A couple of days later I went to see Jenny at Happy. I missed her sweet body. This place is busy. I had to wait for Jenny and someone else walked in as I left.

Trying to decide where to visit today...

I've seen several BP ads for places in Montebello but I haven't read any reports yet. Any 411 on these places or is Montebello just legit places?

[QUOTE=Adm888;2082187]I've seen several BP ads for places in Montebello but I haven't read any reports yet. Any 411 on these places or is Montebello just legit places?[/QUOTE]Tried this place called Waterflower on Garfield. I was intrigued with this place since they advertised in the LA Weekly and also on BP.

In short, the place seems legit. You get a good hard massage. No hints of anything else.

[QUOTE=FunTrust;2081494]The way to a MMS heart is to bring fruit- get a bag of oranges, take a few out and tell MMS their for her and the girls, because you love them. Pat her on the ass and move in for a thank you hug.

Keep an eye on the place, when it looks like all the girls might be busy, drive up, another bag and if she waits tell her you need her now. !! Works occasionally for me.

Once I brought in take out with three different items, told mms I wanted to try all the food, can't finish it and the girls can eat the rest. We all had a 10 pm snack, and they gave me a free HJ while we were eating for fun.[/QUOTE]Dude,

The only way to Mamas real heart is to bring her a bag of "Benjamin's" and leave and then say thank you for being you. LOL FT, you got a compensatory HJ, too funny, did they take turns shit that woulda been VISA like eeyyyy and worth all the Oranges at Vons haha.

These girls are and 99% aint sucking your cock cause they like you, BELIEVE that...of course there are exceptions but most have families too support (and not yours), triads to pay off (for the trip to the GOOD Ole USA), and LVuitton bags to buy to send home. So if you Gweilos really think they like you, wake the FUCK up...

These are facts not fiction and my apologies in advance if I made any false banter. Fact is I still like too fuck them silly and many various ones to boot <eg .

PC out.

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688;2082312]Dude,

The only way to Mamas real heart is to bring her a bag of "Benjamin's" and leave and then say thank you for being you. LOL FT, you got a compensatory HJ, too funny, did they take turns shit that woulda been VISA like eeyyyy and worth all the Oranges at Vons haha.

These girls are and 99% aint sucking your cock cause they like you, BELIEVE that...of course there are exceptions but most have families too support (and not yours), triads to pay off (for the trip to the GOOD Ole USA), and LVuitton bags to buy to send home. So if you Gweilos really think they like you, wake the FUCK up...

These are facts not fiction and my apologies in advance if I made any false banter. Fact is I still like too fuck them silly and many various ones to boot <eg .

PC out.[/QUOTE]You are a little too cynical. Sure these ladies are not registered charities. But, they are individuals, some friendly, some less so.

Many years ago (1994 thru 1996) I was a regular at the, now defunct, Palm Massage Spa, on Washington Blvd, over in Culver City. When I became known, I was treated very well. On one occasion one of the girls had cooked dinner, and I was given a lovely bowl of Chinese food and joined them in the kitchen. That said, I was in at least twice a month, I tipped well and was never a problem. Although being on very good terms with one Latin provider, their mamasan did have to remind us when my time was more then thru. Oh happy memories.

Stopped by yesterday afternoon at about 4:45 and saw Juliet (6), here is a précis of my experience:

1. Passable table shower, not exceptional.

2. OK, massage, not bad, but unexceptional.

3. On the flip I was offered CBJ for 60 which become naked 69 session for 100. This included fiv, even tongue in her very tight vagina. I not only saw to her clit, vagina but gave her anus a thoroughly good tongue job. She also finger fucked my arse, which I love. FS was NOT on the menu.

Overall, the experience was OK, but a little too expensive.

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688;2082312]
These girls are and 99% aint sucking your cock cause they like you, BELIEVE that...of course there are exceptions but most have families too support (and not yours), triads to pay off (for the trip to the GOOD Ole USA), and LVuitton bags to buy to send home. So if you Gweilos really think they like you, wake the FUCK up...

These are facts not fiction and my apologies in advance if I made any false banter. Fact is I still like too fuck them silly and many various ones to boot <eg .

PC out.[/QUOTE]Old school.

I'm deep in the mix right now and I can assure you that it's not like it was in days of yore. The Chinese system has become similar to the Korean. Korea is much more modern than the U.S and most K-girls are going to retire there for a better quality of life. Especially with some money. It's mainly a women's network. Girl here goes home for vacation and meets friend there. Friend there says' "Oh Mei Wang very nice purse." Mei Wang says, "Yes and I have a car and make good money." Chinese girl there says, "How you make money." She tells her. While she tells her, the other girl's mind is quickly doing the math and calculating that she can make 3 k to 20 k a month. Then if she works for one year, she can be set for life. Simple MATH. Girl A sets up girl B with a church group sponsor (or something) who arranges for English school and helps to procure some type of visa. Girl B comes here and has contacts to working places across the country. Girl B becomes sex freak and makes money.

Free sex = yes. Buy gifts = yes. Go out to diner and movies = yes. Cheaper = no. Do they like me = ? Do I care = ? Are we all having fun = yes. The other day I was in one of the houses that dot the SGV where some of the girls live. Some are even married with children. Some are without families and call the SGV a home base as they go where the money flows. I picked up one of my friends up at the airport and she had a suitcase of money that she earned over the last month. All hers and she got me a gift and I had her buy me dinner. I also told her that I had a girlfriend and she is cool with seeing me to hang out. Is she looing for another brother to become a mother. I bet she is and good for her. She still doesn't know if she is going to stay but she is going to buy a car and get her own place so as not to have to live with 5 others, Chinese style. I hope she finds someone else and keeps me sly on the side, and I'll hopefully find another one to wine and dine and have a good time with.

I'm much more in the know with the K system and know more than a few girls who are married and go to work like any other employee that is doing their job. I also know more than a few that have more money than 85% of their visitors. I know a girl that has a sugar daddy that bought her a massage parlor. Another one with a sugar daddy that drops crazy monthly money on her, and doesn't care if she works in massage parlors. I know more than a couple that have tons of money and they keep on working. They love to fuck. I have been asked this question by many working girls, "introduce me to your friends, I'm lonely.".

What is love besides being proximity and emotion?

Lots of working girls disappear and you ask where they went? If you know the managers and they tell you the truth, half are getting married or picked up boyfriends that don't want them doing that work. IMO unless the guys making more than 6 figures they're going to be back. Latin girls do this a lot because they are usually younger and more reckless. They make their bucks and leave. Then they party, do their drugs and a month later, guess what? "You want? (Shaking hand up and down), or (shaking hand towards mouth) or (hip thrust)?"

Yes, I love that. I'm not looking for a wife. I just love a girl that knows how to suck dick and put out. I like bonding with a girl that gets me. If one wants to marry be, she better have more money than me, because I'm pretty fly for a white guy.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;2083684]Old school.

I'm deep in the mix right now and I can assure you that it's not like it was in days of yore. The Chinese system has become similar to the Korean. Korea is much more modern than the U.S and most K-girls are going to retire there for a better quality of life. Especially with some money. It's mainly a women's network. Girl here goes home for vacation and meets friend there. Friend there says' "Oh Mei Wang very nice purse." Mei Wang says, "Yes and I have a car and make good money." Chinese girl there says, "How you make money." She tells her. While she tells her, the other girl's mind is quickly doing the math and calculating that she can make 3 k to 20 k a month. Then if she works for one year, she can be set for life. Simple MATH. Girl A sets up girl B with a church group sponsor (or something) who arranges for English school and helps to procure some type of visa. Girl B comes here and has contacts to working places across the country. Girl B becomes sex freak and makes money.

Free sex = yes. Buy gifts = yes. Go out to diner and movies = yes. Cheaper = no. Do they like me = ? Do I care = ? Are we all having fun = yes. The other day I was in one of the houses that dot the SGV where some of the girls live. Some are even married with children. Some are without families and call the SGV a home base as they go where the money flows. I picked up one of my friends up at the airport and she had a suitcase of money that she earned over the last month. All hers and she got me a gift and I had her buy me dinner. I also told her that I had a girlfriend and she is cool with seeing me to hang out. Is she looing for another brother to become a mother. I bet she is and good for her. She still doesn't know if she is going to stay but she is going to buy a car and get her own place so as not to have to live with 5 others, Chinese style. I hope she finds someone else and keeps me sly on the side, and I'll hopefully find another one to wine and dine and have a good time with.

I'm much more in the know with the K system and know more than a few girls who are married and go to work like any other employee that is doing their job. I also know more than a few that have more money than 85% of their visitors. I know a girl that has a sugar daddy that bought her a massage parlor. Another one with a sugar daddy that drops crazy monthly money on her, and doesn't care if she works in massage parlors. I know more than a couple that have tons of money and they keep on working. They love to fuck. I have been asked this question by many working girls, "introduce me to your friends, I'm lonely.".

What is love besides being proximity and emotion?

Lots of working girls disappear and you ask where they went? If you know the managers and they tell you the truth, half are getting married or picked up boyfriends that don't want them doing that work. IMO unless the guys making more than 6 figures they're going to be back. Latin girls do this a lot because they are usually younger and more reckless. They make their bucks and leave. Then they party, do their drugs and a month later, guess what? "You want? (Shaking hand up and down), or (shaking hand towards mouth) or (hip thrust)?"

Yes, I love that. I'm not looking for a wife. I just love a girl that knows how to suck dick and put out. I like bonding with a girl that gets me. If one wants to marry be, she better have more money than me, because I'm pretty fly for a white guy.[/QUOTE]BINGO!!

Perfect comments.

FOOD is a big part of Asian culture. Find out what country they are from and wonder into the local asian supermarket and ask a woman clerk what fruit / vegs (in season) would be good for a meal that you are cooking for your girlfriend. Then get a small bag / s and take it to the spa--great things will happen!

I've had great luck developing "relationships" with girls and spas. They are cautious at first wondering if I am Uncle LEO. But after a good 1st session, getting their names and telling them my "name" the next session is always a GFE hands down or up and down!

It ain't love-its SEX-glorious, glorius SEX!

Nothing beats that feeling when she says "Time to Turn Over!" in that sing song voice and when you do, she is suddenly standing before you with nothing on-but a big SMILE!

WHEW! I need someone to take away all these tense feelings I am having. ;-P.

Viet Girl with Dragon Tattoo on her Stomach.

I use to see a girl named Bebe here in Hawaii and she had a dragon tattoo on her stomach just below the bikini line. I heard she moved to L.A. And was wondering if anyone has seen this girl. Age Mid 40's with a HOT Body!

JT.

Went to Sunshine on Garvey, picked Julie (2nd time with her).

Great attitude, sweet girl next door kinda look. 2nd time was a lot better experience, so I guess you kinda have to warm up to her first.

She said there's 13 girls working there on daily basis. Came in on a Monday at 4 pm and there were only 2 girls left in the kitchen area...must be super busy!

Entrance is 35, with standard tip to leave happy.

I would normally attribute the kind of incident I'm about to report to advancing senility but I'm not carrying a smart phone and I can't be responsible for the fact that Chinese MP girls use the same handful of fake names across the board. Find a Chinese MP with only 2 providers and for sure they will call themselves Coco and Jenny. Right?

Sunday I go to Synn in COI to let it all hang out to relieve the tension from a celibate first date on Saturday night with a hot too young for me co-worker. Lots of fun, food and drink and mystery but this is the real world and I just don't give it up on a first date! Had fun with the Synn sluts. A couple of hours of vigorous mutual molestation but my last playmate of the afternoon jackhammered my shaft and though it didn't go down for a 9 count, it was clearly stunned and in need of a break.

Decided to get out of there and finish the afternoon's mission in a horizontal position and relaxed environment of a SGV AMP. I wanted to try something new. Maybe Swan or Sunshine along Garvey, but I continued west on Valley on my way back to LA and thought about a return to Happy to see the MILF who has sucked off pretty much every dude who posts in this thread. I had seen her once before just after the 1st posts about her by El Bango and PCPC. Didn't think it was too memorable of an experience but definitely OK in a pinch and the afternoon was turning into just that because I was burned out and wanting to get home.

Problem is I didn't remember the name of our communal fellatrice. I would ask the receptionist who is working and surely recognize the name if I heard it. The tall thin receptionist was working and I didn't recognize the names she gave me. I must have been seriously fried since she did say "Janey" and surely she meant Jenny and that would have rung a bell. Instead I clarify that I'm looking for probably the most popular girl who I've seen before. She confidently says it must be Coco. Hmmm...OK but I really just don't know. "Coco is off today but I can call her and she'll be here in 5 minutes", sez she. OK, sez me. While waiting she says, "Coco is really short right? Hmmm...not the way I remember it at all. I remember her being on the tall side. But somehow I'm still confident I've got the right girl on the way.

8 minutes later in walks a GMILF I would never choose to session with and I can't recognize her as being THAT girl. I'm thinking maybe its her but now I'm seeing her walk in out of the bright afternoon in civilian garb and in the bright light of the reception area. She is much older than I remember, and yeah, much shorter, and yeah, much fatter! OK, she ran over on her day off and I'm not going to leave her in the lurch. We hit the room and she's all over me trying to get into heavy makeout and acting like we have known each other well for a long time. The dim light obscures her age to an extent, and the heavy white foundation she's made up with to cover whatever. Dim light actually will obscure most detail except for facial structure. Most asian women have classic facial structure with high cheekbones and of course the exotic eyes so she's looking OK with detail now obliterated and smiling brightly. She lifts her shirt and removes her bra and the tits resemble what I remembered at least a little, but that ass and belly just seemed too big and close to the ground. I'm still thinking this is who I saw back around February but maybe just didn't take a good mental pic back then and I'm guilty of that from time to time especially when a girl's tongue starts licking my balls fairly early in the session. 5 minutes of back massage, 5 minutes of tease and reach around and flip. Her hand to her mouth and "60? OK.

Her BBBJ may have been better than Jenny's but I'd have to go back and find my original report to know for sure. But ya know, it was very very right. I ask her to get down on the scrotum and wow she does that very very very well washing up the area well between the perineum and base of the shaft. Eventually I tell her I want to cum that way. Lick straight down the center with a simultaneous light touch HJ. She complies and the leche that's been building up since the teasing date the night before and through all the debauchery at Club Synn is ready to blow out like an angry volcano. Seems positioned for her face to get full of lava and I do warn her but she doesn't pick up the communication and I start to blow. "You cumming", she asks? Ah, yes, sez me as a huge gob lands square between her upper lip and nostrils. She gamely takes a few more shots and we're done about 25 minutes into the session. She cleans both of us up well and continues massaging and working the package for another blow. Uh uh, don't think that will be necessary and the afternoon's mischief is finally completed. I depart fully believing I was with the same girl that I was with months ago and everybody else is throat fucking, but that she's not as good looking, well make that acceptable looking as I remembered.

Get on the site tonight and sure enough, different lady. Jenny was there but I end up calling out for her mom! All things considered, it just didn't matter. So here's another sure thing at Happy if you're OK with GMILFs. No need to trek out to Bloomington.

[QUOTE=Spongee62;2082304]Tried this place called Waterflower on Garfield. I was intrigued with this place since they advertised in the LA Weekly and also on BP.

In short, the place seems legit. You get a good hard massage. No hints of anything else.[/QUOTE]Thanks for your feedback. I've been there twice now and am 0-2. I'm not going back.

In a history of great reports from The Camel, this has to be one of the best! I have visited Jenny a number of times so I knew that Camel had mistaken his provider and the giddiness at reading his report, knowing what a good sport he is, was fantastic. I knew that no matter the outcome he would be able to see the bright side and it seems the light that shone was the huge globe of camel spit landing on a enthusiastic face. One for the books!

[QUOTE=TheCamel;2085396]I would normally attribute the kind of incident I'm about to report to advancing senility but I'm not carrying a smart phone and I can't be responsible for the fact that Chinese MP girls use the same handful of fake names across the board. Find a Chinese MP with only 2 providers and for sure they will call themselves Coco and Jenny. Right?

Sunday I go to Synn in COI to let it all hang out to relieve the tension from a celibate first date on Saturday night with a hot too young for me co-worker. Lots of fun, food and drink and mystery but this is the real world and I just don't give it up on a first date! Had fun with the Synn sluts. A couple of hours of vigorous mutual molestation but my last playmate of the afternoon jackhammered my shaft and though it didn't go down for a 9 count, it was clearly stunned and in need of a break.

Decided to get out of there and finish the afternoon's mission in a horizontal position and relaxed environment of a SGV AMP. I wanted to try something new. Maybe Swan or Sunshine along Garvey, but I continued west on Valley on my way back to LA and thought about a return to Happy to see the MILF who has sucked off pretty much every dude who posts in this thread. I had seen her once before just after the 1st posts about her by El Bango and PCPC. Didn't think it was too memorable of an experience but definitely OK in a pinch and the afternoon was turning into just that because I was burned out and wanting to get home.

Problem is I didn't remember the name of our communal fellatrice. I would ask the receptionist who is working and surely recognize the name if I heard it. The tall thin receptionist was working and I didn't recognize the names she gave me. I must have been seriously fried since she did say "Janey" and surely she meant Jenny and that would have rung a bell. Instead I clarify that I'm looking for probably the most popular girl who I've seen before. She confidently says it must be Coco. Hmmm...OK but I really just don't know. "Coco is off today but I can call her and she'll be here in 5 minutes", sez she. OK, sez me. While waiting she says, "Coco is really short right? Hmmm...not the way I remember it at all. I remember her being on the tall side. But somehow I'm still confident I've got the right girl on the way.

8 minutes later in walks a GMILF I would never choose to session with and I can't recognize her as being THAT girl. I'm thinking maybe its her but now I'm seeing her walk in out of the bright afternoon in civilian garb and in the bright light of the reception area. She is much older than I remember, and yeah, much shorter, and yeah, much fatter! OK, she ran over on her day off and I'm not going to leave her in the lurch. We hit the room and she's all over me trying to get into heavy makeout and acting like we have known each other well for a long time. The dim light obscures her age to an extent, and the heavy white foundation she's made up with to cover whatever. Dim light actually will obscure most detail except for facial structure. Most asian women have classic facial structure with high cheekbones and of course the exotic eyes so she's looking OK with detail now obliterated and smiling brightly. She lifts her shirt and removes her bra and the tits resemble what I remembered at least a little, but that ass and belly just seemed too big and close to the ground. I'm still thinking this is who I saw back around February but maybe just didn't take a good mental pic back then and I'm guilty of that from time to time especially when a girl's tongue starts licking my balls fairly early in the session. 5 minutes of back massage, 5 minutes of tease and reach around and flip. Her hand to her mouth and "60? OK.

Her BBBJ may have been better than Jenny's but I'd have to go back and find my original report to know for sure. But ya know, it was very very right. I ask her to get down on the scrotum and wow she does that very very very well washing up the area well between the perineum and base of the shaft. Eventually I tell her I want to cum that way. Lick straight down the center with a simultaneous light touch HJ. She complies and the leche that's been building up since the teasing date the night before and through all the debauchery at Club Synn is ready to blow out like an angry volcano. Seems positioned for her face to get full of lava and I do warn her but she doesn't pick up the communication and I start to blow. "You cumming", she asks? Ah, yes, sez me as a huge gob lands square between her upper lip and nostrils. She gamely takes a few more shots and we're done about 25 minutes into the session. She cleans both of us up well and continues massaging and working the package for another blow. Uh uh, don't think that will be necessary and the afternoon's mischief is finally completed. I depart fully believing I was with the same girl that I was with months ago and everybody else is throat fucking, but that she's not as good looking, well make that acceptable looking as I remembered.

Get on the site tonight and sure enough, different lady. Jenny was there but I end up calling out for her mom! All things considered, it just didn't matter. So here's another sure thing at Happy if you're OK with GMILFs. No need to trek out to Bloomington.[/QUOTE]

Went to happy massage to visit the legendary jenny. Arrived at noon. Fairly young spinner comes into the reception area when I enter. Ask for jenny. She says ok and takes my 35. Wait in the first room and in walks jenny. Mamasan assumed I had previous experience with jenny because I asked for her. Jenny greets me like an old friend and hugs me. No pretense of a massage as she thinks I am a repeat client here only to drop a load. After a few minutes of hugs and kisses she realizes I am a newbie with her. I indicate I would like her to show me her baby feeders. Pulls up her bra and voila! Perfect cee cup beauties. Well I do my duty and give them the attention they deserve. Palm and squeeze and suck on those babies. I'm trying to feel for the saline bags but am unable to discern that they are manmade. Not certain that they are real because they are so perfect but can't find any definite proof either way. She does her requisite moaning as her nipples respond. She then pulls down her pants and exposes a fairly nice looking hip and ass combo. Very soft skin. I start to use my finger as a dipstick to ascertain if her oil level is sufficient. She says not inside please. Okay I say but I can tell she is semi naturally oiled up already. She goes down on my woodie on the left side and asks if its good. Pretty good but I ask her to go to my right side for equal opportunity. Actually my previous provider here named lena or nina was better with her BBBJ. After a bit jenny gets up on the table at my feet and continues with the BBBJ but now it's better because I can rub my knees on her boobs and then close my legs squeezing her body between them. She then gets up and goes cowgirl on me. She rides me back and forth and after a bit I ask her to do Chinese cowgirl a while. She is heating up body temperature wise as well as her garden. She goes back to regular cowgirl and finishes me off but continues after I nut as she is now concerned with her own orgasm. When she cleans me up she remarks on the amount of the deposit I have banked. I ask her age and she says 28. I tell her my age and she does not believe me. She turns up the lights to full and look at me. I now see that she is probably late 30's but nicely preserved. Gave her the usual $ full service gratuity and she hugged me and asked me to return soon. Well I ponder the question. AMP or strip club VIP? 135 at the AMPs with firly decent looking providers and no time pressure and total privacy or strip club VIP prices with many dancers wanting at least a benjamin gratuity and time constraints in 15 minute VIPs unless you go for 30 minutes and higher prices. Plus there are always ROBs at strip clubs. I never prepay at AMPs so I will never get poor service for my money. Poor service and the tip goes down proportionedly. What say you fellow mongers? At least on this site the massage parlor postings outnumber the strip club postings by a country mile.

Finally made it to Happy. Pay my 35, asked for Jenny. When she walks in the room we recognized each other right away. Jenny used to work at the MP above 7-11 in WEHO. Went by Anna there. Had a good connection with her there, and we picked right up again. Thought it was funny she is using the name Jenny, since the WEHO place had the infamous Jenny. Must be her homage to the master.

[QUOTE=George1950;2086371]Went to happy massage to visit the legendary jenny. Arrived at noon. Fairly young spinner comes into the reception area when I enter. Ask for jenny. She says ok and takes my 35. Wait in the first room and in walks jenny. Mamasan assumed I had previous experience with jenny because I asked for her. Jenny greets me like an old friend and hugs me. No pretense of a massage as she thinks I am a repeat client here only to drop a load. After a few minutes of hugs and kisses she realizes I am a newbie with her. I indicate I would like her to show me her baby feeders. Pulls up her bra and voila! Perfect cee cup beauties. Well I do my duty and give them the attention they deserve. Palm and squeeze and suck on those babies. I'm trying to feel for the saline bags but am unable to discern that they are manmade. Not certain that they are real because they are so perfect but can't find any definite proof either way. She does her requisite moaning as her nipples respond. She then pulls down her pants and exposes a fairly nice looking hip and ass combo. Very soft skin. I start to use my finger as a dipstick to ascertain if her oil level is sufficient. She says not inside please. Okay I say but I can tell she is semi naturally oiled up already. She goes down on my woodie on the left side and asks if its good. Pretty good but I ask her to go to my right side for equal opportunity. Actually my previous provider here named lena or nina was better with her BBBJ. After a bit jenny gets up on the table at my feet and continues with the BBBJ but now it's better because I can rub my knees on her boobs and then close my legs squeezing her body between them. She then gets up and goes cowgirl on me. She rides me back and forth and after a bit I ask her to do Chinese cowgirl a while. She is heating up body temperature wise as well as her garden. She goes back to regular cowgirl and finishes me off but continues after I nut as she is now concerned with her own orgasm. When she cleans me up she remarks on the amount of the deposit I have banked. I ask her age and she says 28. I tell her my age and she does not believe me. She turns up the lights to full and look at me. I now see that she is probably late 30's but nicely preserved. Gave her the usual $ full service gratuity and she hugged me and asked me to return soon. Well I ponder the question. AMP or strip club VIP? 135 at the AMPs with firly decent looking providers and no time pressure and total privacy or strip club VIP prices with many dancers wanting at least a benjamin gratuity and time constraints in 15 minute VIPs unless you go for 30 minutes and higher prices. Plus there are always ROBs at strip clubs. I never prepay at AMPs so I will never get poor service for my money. Poor service and the tip goes down proportionedly. What say you fellow mongers? At least on this site the massage parlor postings outnumber the strip club postings by a country mile.[/QUOTE]

Has anyone actually got the hour paid for there. You boys are going to give that poor girl Yeast infection along with lock jaw with a touch of cum breath wait maybe lots of cum breath.

Sounds like those tits and that pussy is getting business 7-8 times a day.

PC "the Cynic" out.

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688;2088612]Has anyone actually got the hour paid for there. You boys are going to give that poor girl Yeast infection along with lock jaw with a touch of cum breath wait maybe lots of cum breath.

Sounds like those tits and that pussy is getting business 7-8 times a day.

PC "the Cynic" out.[/QUOTE]LOL. Can you imagine how much jenny is taking in? I'm not talking about intake in her mouth or pussy but deposits to her bank account! Mamasan probably doesn't even need to pay her 8 bucks an hour because she is EARNING maybe 8 benjamins per day. And no fucking taxes! Well good for her and good for us as long as she keeps her good disposition and service. Please nobody upset the applecart okay?

[QUOTE=George1950;2088846]LOL. Can you imagine how much jenny is taking in? I'm not talking about intake in her mouth or pussy but deposits to her bank account! Mamasan probably doesn't even need to pay her 8 bucks an hour because she is EARNING maybe 8 benjamins per day. And no fucking taxes! Well good for her and good for us as long as she keeps her good disposition and service. Please nobody upset the applecart okay?[/QUOTE]She's definitely found her El Dorado and she well deserves it. As he reports below, she told Oswalt that her lineage goes back to the infamous West Therapy aka "the place above the 7 Eleven" in WeHo which features the most famous BBBJ artiste named Jenny west of San Gabriel Blvd. Most of the ladies in that place are not very busy and I doubt even the original Queen Jenny sees nearly as many eager boners as Happy Jenny does day after day.

FWIW, Happy Jenny told me she and the others at Happy worked at another spot on Garvey that closed a year or so ago, and they all just picked up and made Happy happen. So if that's true, her days in WeHo were a little while back.

[QUOTE=Oswalt;2087491]Finally made it to Happy. Pay my 35, asked for Jenny. When she walks in the room we recognized each other right away. Jenny used to work at the MP above 7-11 in WEHO. Went by Anna there. Had a good connection with her there, and we picked right up again. Thought it was funny she is using the name Jenny, since the WEHO place had the infamous Jenny. Must be her homage to the master.[/QUOTE]Is this her by any chance? I know I wrote Tina but it could of been Anna for all I know.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;1664784]I was in Hollywood last night drinking away my sorrows and I suddenly got the urge to get a massage. I called up my place to say I'd get there after they closed at 10pm. No problem. I got there and I called up. Sure enough she waited. She let me in and took me to a room, afterward she locked up the door and turned off the lights.

Yeah, it's on. I washed off and laid on the table. Tina came in and asked me how I like it. HARD.

She started deeply rubbing my torso. I kept my head turned so that I could monitor her shapely legs and watch as her dress seductively gyrated in the hopes it would ride up and that I might catch that moment where I could steal a peek. I thought to myself,"would she be wearing underwear? Or maybe a g-string? I love a mystery." All during the massage we chatted and I told her how I had too many drinks. She giggled and gibbered something in Chinese. Then I broke out my finely tuned Mandarin (JK). I guess I impressed her so much she started to teach me more. Wow, slow down cowgirl, I said I was a slightly inebriated innumerate not a conversationalist. Around this time she had been groping my ass cheeks from the head of the table. I looked forward and she straddled my face. She wore underwear and smelled fresh as a Summer breeze. As any good monger worth his salt would do, I turned over.

She groped my chest, she taught me more Mandarin, and all the while my hand darted up her dress to grab cheeks, hips and legs. Her butt was hard and tight. My fingers worked towards and found that most forbidden wet spot. This cued her to grab the little tophe. We carried this on until my repressed carnal desires worked up in me enough courage to sit up. I grabbed her, pulling her closer and kissed her lips. She eagerly complied and for such bravery rewarded my mouth with her tongue while she released a moan. We kissed like new lovers and I slowly removed her clothing. I gently laid her down upon the massage table and gave her warm wet kisses all across her body. I worked back up towards her neck and then downwards toward her Lotus flower. This opened a tsunami flood of her passion followed by convulsions of the possessed. She then blocked me with her legs to say stop. I teased her a little more then kissed my way up to her lips. She sucked on them. I entered (covered) and the rest is history. Mish, doggie, cowgirl, to mish. I pulled out and straddled her body. She sat up and started working on the tophe again. I released my passion across her face and into her mouth. She gobbled it up.

90 minutes had gone by and it was almost midnight. I was sober and content. She radiated a glow. Yep, massage Milfs need love too. She turned off the lights and I walked her to her car and we parted ways.[/QUOTE]

Can't tell from the picture. Jenny / Anna always said she lived in Alhambra. There was a Tina at the WEHO place with the famous Jenny, but that picture is not her.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;2088959]Is this her by any chance? I know I wrote Tina but it could of been Anna for all I know.[/QUOTE]

I went to visit the lady in room 6 at 678 after reading the reviews. She was as described and had a good attitude. She gave a OK massage and no rush HE. She is ok with roaming anywhere. To me, she looked late 30's.

I'd go back to 678 but would want to try a different room.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;2088959]Is this her by any chance? I know I wrote Tina but it could of been Anna for all I know.[/QUOTE]Her hair looked shorter. Tits hard to tell. She may wear those ugly ass panties though LOL.

Dress is unlike her, she always worn jeans but dress would be nicer for easy access after bending her over the table haha.

PC out.

I just had a great session with room number 6. She does a very good massage and full service. She is great for those looking to watch their pocket book. Paid with the change left over from a hundred dollar bill. After the full service and did she continued to massage me for another half hour.

[QUOTE=Just_Shat;2089790]I just had a great session with room number 6. She does a very good massage and full service. She is great for those looking to watch their pocket book. Paid with the change left over from a hundred dollar bill. After the full service and did she continued to massage me for another half hour.[/QUOTE]Did you ask for room 6 and did you get her name? Was FS bb?